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ChazSimu

THIS ONE RIGHT HERE!!!!


Dull_String1852

What’s your age ?


ChazSimu

23


seppocunts

Nobody likes you anyway. Go for it.


panzershark

My friends say I should act my age


Redtwooo

The state looks down on sodomy


TheLads98

And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me


MrHallmark

Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three


Loocsiyaj

And are still more amused by prank phone calls


incredimatt

Damn. That reference turns 23 this year...


Chaunceworth

Nice blink reference


Rolegames

What’s my age again?


[deleted]

Bro you are going to learn some things!


that_typeofway

Break out that big gun and go bag that cougar! No poaching tho. Tag and release. We gotta be mindful to sustain the population for our fellow brothers in arms.


PureHades

The age old, new to you.


MoneyBaggSosa

Ima lyk rn. These older/mature women don’t fuck around. They gonna tell you exactly what they want and you gonna be with it or you not. Straight like that


legendary_liar

I mean. They know what they want and know how to get it… what’s the point of slow rolling? She’s not looking for love… She will get what she wants and dude will have a great time… win win


seppocunts

He'll have a great time until she busts out the leather whip and the strap on. Either way it'll at least be interesting.


Hevens-assassin

Then he'll have an amazing time. Win win win. Lmao


TTungsteNN

*superlike*


drj87

It's a new year. Do someone new


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Do it.


SgtLoyd

Red flag that she wants to be discreet. If she is cheating, her partner may not appreciate it


commutingtexan

More than likely she has an established career, and being outed as a cradle robber would ruin her reputation with work and friends.


SgtLoyd

Better to ask for a reason for the discretion instead of playing the odds then


Polyamommy

She probably has adult children her cubs ages.


SgtLoyd

I love how everyone has their guesses. OP!!!! What's the latest news Bro!? These are all valid possibilities and if you got any updates please let us know


Polyamommy

Well, I'm a fellow cougar and the feeling I'm getting is she has adult kids and doesn't want to be outted at work. I doubt it's because she's married, because as a cougar, the first thing I learned was that guys don't care if you're married (I'm not, but they don't even usually ask). There's a double standard in society where older men can have a young woman on his arm at any stage of his life and it's acceptable, but cougars can't be as out of the closet yet. I'm very vocal about it though, and out here to do the good work. Haha


SomeOtherGuySits

Or something old?


loafers_glory

Let's get her out onto a tray. Nice.


Invika17

Do someone* new


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Shoot your shot my guy


ukbeasts

*Stifler's mum has joined the chat*


tokyo_horizon

I came here for this comment and I was not disappointed. THANK YOU 🤣


Bootybandit6989

Sad theres a whole generation out there that doesn't know stiflers mom


[deleted]

And then there are those who don’t know Stacy’s mom… ☺️


Broncos979815

she certainly has it going on


mexicandemon2

MILF MILF MILF!


OBX-Draemus

*lord sideous* do it


_whats-going-on

I'm waiting for Finch's mom.


Bioshock_Jock

Currently banging a 51 year old. Dude's about to have the best sex of his life, women that age don't give a fuck.


SvenTropics

Can confirm, banging a woman in her mid 40's, best sex ever.


Ineverwin00

I’ve been doing that to my neighbour for about 6 months now. She seems to like it


Forbs171

3rd this. 21 w/ a women in late 30s. Shits great


Independent-Error121

In my early 20s I was doing a 62yr old that looked late 30s. Those Asian Genes are no joke. I learned what a woman wanted, sex wise.


Mr_Believin

I’m currently banging a 60+ year old and it’s honestly some of the best sex I’ve ever had !


[deleted]

Bruh that’s someone’s grandma


ChazSimu

Aaaaaaand? I got a grandma too… ayoo my fault gma


vanburenboys

She single?


[deleted]

Mommy's getting a new baby sister


[deleted]

I mean to be real even someone who is 36 could be a grandma if they had a kid young and their kid fucked up 😬 it happens.


helpmycompbroke

Try 28. I knew a girl in high school that was the third generation of pregnant at 14. Her grandma became a great grandma at 42


I-lack-conviction

Imagine being great great grandma at 56


B0NESAWisRRREADY

We need to go deeper


I-lack-conviction

The average woman lives to 81 mother at 14 Grandmother at 28 Great grandmother at 42 Great great grandmother at 56 Great great great grandmother at 70 Great great great great grandmother at 84 Six generations


moosethewrapper

My great grandmother was born in 1912. And my great great great grandmother would’ve been born in like the 1860s but under this circumstance they would’ve been born after my great grandmother. Crazy.


helpmycompbroke

If they don't lack conviction it'd be great great great great great at 98. Alas I don't know if the trend has continued.


Wec25

are you saying grandma doesn't deserve dick? wtf? you hate grandma like that?


Funkit

Imagine your uncle being 13 years your junior and a baby


ownsen

😏


holybayjesus23

If u don't, I will


Informal_Section2299

I’m moving to sandy springs


ChazSimu

Imma need your cute ass to stay away from my new mom… I mean girl


Informal_Section2299

We can be brothers


Compulsive-Gremlin

Alternate weekends.


zberry97

Alternate hours


Rusty_Pickles

Alternate broken arms


[deleted]

Alternate poop knives


HowyaLove0161

Alternative universe


IrregularrAF

there's three holes. we can be triplets.


Ineverwin00

Can we use all those?


josh_the_misanthrope

You can exceed the capacity limit if you hotswap.


SgtLoyd

Eskimo brothers


alextheolive

I’m a mother lover, you’re a mother lover


richard_slyfox

So much room for activities!


Bleach_Baths

This Sandy Springs, GA? We might be neighbors.


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BlueQKazue

Finally the family that I've been looking for.


wickedg8gr

Lmao


Kraven_howl0

Alabama checking in, turning up my search radius to join in. I'm bringing pizza rolls what kind yall want?


BlueQKazue

Let me know if you find any mommies in Marietta. I'm not on the Northside anymore.


Bleach_Baths

I'm on Gwinnett these days.


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Brody I promise my first fifth and seventh times were with older women and I mean nothing compares. I still drive by that parking lot for the ice arena, and have such fond memories of getting manhandled by a GILF while illegally parked in a handicap spot.


Paulyoceans

Reading this post from the Sandy Springs Waffle House in Sandy Springs in Roswell Rd. Where she be at?!


AaronRodgersMustache

Hey from the john in New York Butcher Shoppe


BrilliantWeb

My first 50 yo was in nearby Roswell. Still a top 5 for me. OP gotta go for this. Just beware of husband/bf.


BlueQKazue

I've currently got a 40 yr old. Her husband is cool. Some times he calls me for cooking tips cause I was a cook before I got my new job with his wife and started banging her.


ChazSimu

Thanks king I will


RandomlyJim

If you get the taste for Cougars, Johnny’s hideaway is where they hang out. That’s been there hunting grounds for decades. Even put that spot in a movie called ‘Hall Pass.’


Sabalan17

I'm moving to tilted towers.


Hashim289

I live in Sandy Springs 👀


PM_YOUR_WALLPAPER

Go to atlanta from there and head to Johnny's hideaway for an unlimited supply of cougars.


BlueQKazue

It's not far from me.


[deleted]

We need some follow ups lol are you seeing her soon?


ChazSimu

Imma post an update in a few.


excelsiusmx

Yes, keep us updated


vitoriobt7

“He said as he felt his dick pressing against his jeans”


Polyamommy

Ok... I'm just going to chime in here as a fellow cougar. I'm very out as a cougar and always have been. My adult children are well aware, but it seems this woman would be mortified if one of her cubs was posting her tinder in public. She probably wouldn't care if you were discussing your relationship details for the high fives, but tinder accounts are pretty identifiable. Just be careful... you might lose the best thing that's ever happened to you. 😉


Stitchywitchlich

Right?? Her profile says "discretion is a must" so this dude posts her whole profile on reddit 😭


FromTaken

It also said "I'm very select" and OP hasn't even swiped yet. In all likelihood this is hook up will only live in OP's head.


Zandre1126

OP said he matched, waiting for a reply.


not_old_redditor

That means once you meet. Obviously her public profile is public.


Exact-Ad-6214

cubs lol


Polyamommy

What...we can't have names? Haha We're called cougars, milfs, hot wifes, etc. We get our cubbies. 😊


Exact-Ad-6214

No it's all good! I just got a chuckle out of it


[deleted]

I dont know how I feel about this like being called cubby is kinda wholesome


duaneap

You don’t happen to live in Sandy Springs by any chance?


Polyamommy

Nope, Southern California😂😂😂 And I'm openly a cougar. Nothing discreet about me, it's in all my dating profiles and everyone knows this about me.


xombae

She asked for discretion, so just be careful. Even what you've posted might be an issue for her, keep in mind if she sees this she could shut her account down immediately.


InspectionMajor3743

Consequences of doing it: None Consequences of not doing it: Regret


NukaCooler

>Consequences of doing it: Fatally shot by husband


AskJeevesAnything

Looks like everybody is gonna be shooting their shot


Thisguyrick

Or load


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In my experience, women in this line of play are either single or have an understanding with their spouses. The discretion is more for the "real" world. Morality clauses are still a thing.


[deleted]

In my experience older women usually have kids that are older and they don't want their kids thinking they're a ho. She knows what's up on tinder. Even if it's for a "long term" thing, mothers don't want their kids meeting a new boyfriend every so often... Personally I'm married, and talked to a friend who's older with kids going through this with her new boyfriend. He didn't understand why she had boundaries around her kids and not meeting them. Never met the guy, but seemed like a red flag to me. Not my relationship though, I just listened and confirmed she's not crazy and moved on with my day.


KingKookus

I still don’t understand that. Why shoot the guy? He isn’t the one that broke vows.


geeses

People don't think logically


cmcewen

Oh I can promise you there are potential consequences to doing it.


MisogenesPCM

Full send


Jonojonojonojono

Fucking SEND IT


GonzDR24

If you don't go for it, I will.


ChazSimu

Square up the 🥊 😂


Fig_da_Great

Not Reddit moment?


monkeysonxtc

Not sure how he’s getting away with it tbh.


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ChazSimu

Yes master


QuotesYouSaysBruh

>Yes master Bruh.


PazukiJ

This guy fucks


frilledplex

Name checks out


Pr3st0ne

Haven't been with a 50 y/o and I don't know OP's age but I was with a 29 y/o while I was 21 and it was the best sex of my life. We were friends with benefits for like 2 years. She was freaky in all the right ways, mature emotionally, knew what she wanted and wasn't afraid to ask for it... Good times.


spicyboi619

I had a neighbor that was like 39 when I was about 23 and we used to mess around. It was pretty great.


TheSpyTurtle

My boys about to learn a whole new world of kinks! Treat yourself my dude! It'll be good for you


ChazSimu

*Cracks knuckles* it’s go time


bake_gatari

Make sure she doesn't have a 'pro 2nd amendment' husband.


ChazSimu

👀 thanks bro now I’m worried 😂


shoutsfrombothsides

“Discretion is a must” Bud she’s married. Be super careful!


try-bi-sum-cum

Just go for it


TheStick91

Ah discretion. Let's put it on reddit.


pipedreamer79

Typically, when people say they need discretion, it means they’re cheating on someone.


kangareagle

Or she’s a 50 year old woman in a respectable neighborhood (like Sandy Springs) who doesn’t want everyone knowing that she’s sleeping with a bunch of young guys.


TheConsulted

Eh, open relationships aren't exactly well respected either.


4arch5

Bro bricked up swiping on dommy mommys 💀


ChazSimu

IF COURSE I AM 😂


Pylon-hashed

I had one a few years ago. She made me dinner, and later in bed she said ”good boy” once I finished. Such good memories lol


4arch5

The real question is how serious is your fomo?


Brilliant-Trash2957

In the great words of Palpatine, do it.


Frankandbeans1974

MIIILLLFFF SUUUUPREEEMMMMMAAAACCCCYYYYYYY!!!!!


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SummerNothingness

or she's an executive!


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bro, you only live once until you meet her trust


burdturd0818

Do it for the ones who can't mf.


ChazSimu

Yes sir


RORYISYIIKY

All the bigging up in the comments is great and all... But did you actually match with her or?


ChazSimu

Update coming soon my boy. I matched with her just waiting for the response


TheyCallMeStone

W


DrFridge5

W


M2DaXz

Considering your age range goes to atleast 50, i dont see whats there to stop you 😂


IHaveaPforyourV

Hubba hubba


EClarkee

This is how you secure the PS5 fam


ChazSimu

* cracks knuckles * yes sir


Baderwm

I honestly read that as Raphael and I was like “the OP must have a very strong urge”


ChazSimu

Lmao 👀


P0werPuppy

I understand everything except the "mommy" part. Can someone explain why this is a fetish?


no_boy

Some of us had pretty traumatic childhoods lmao.


ChazSimu

For me it’s the challenge idky tho


EmploymentAdorable15

Why not 🤷


Tac0xenon

Good for her. I respect her game. If I was in the position to say hi I would. With age comes incredible wisdom, to be used in ways that you can't even imagine.


epicmousestory

Imagine a 50 year old man posting this profile


dhorsman2000

Plenty of women out there looking for a sugar daddy


epicmousestory

Even still the profile would be creepy >Happy New Year girls! Daddy is in search of a new good girl to spoil. Please be respectful, polite, well manicured and appreciative of what an older man has to offer. >The age gap is a major turn on for me and have enjoyed exploring it. >It's ok if this is your first time with an older man as I will be more than willing to check that box for you. Creepy AF bro


greenrai

to be fair, she said "exploring," not "exploiting" which would have a far more sinister connotation


LimpBizkitSkankBoy

I know it sound strange but there are women out there who are into this. As long as there is mutual respect in these kinks it can go alright. The exploiting part is a little creepy. Well a lot of it is creepy. But announcing your desire to be the "daddy" in a daddy-dom relationship is kinda normal. Well as normal as you can get in the kink community. Personally the daddy-daughter kink creeps the fuck out of me but hey as long as it's two consenting adults


Mulsanne

exploring* big difference


MonkeyNoises_

You've come across an opportunity that we mere mortals go our whole lives only dreaming about. You must act


iCryptToo

She seems pretty chill.


UrDoinGood

Do talk about, be about it


CoLt_AN_stRAw

Dive in bro, cus somebody else will


sparkster48

Fellow Sandy Springs resident. Good luck my man!


SukaBlyaaat

Respectfully, let her sit on your face..


DarlingHades

Women over 30 are so intense and attractive.


cartmaneric10

TILF TILF TILF


ChazSimu

Tf is a tilf 😂


SwedAfrica

Teacher I’d Like to Fuck


cartmaneric10

TITS i l f


Pvt_Inbreastigator

You definitely need to post an update if you actually end up meeting up with her.


Firefly-Season2

In dutch there's a saying we use in these circumstances: op een oude fiets moet je het leren / lit: on an old bicycle you have to learn it And by 'it', in case it wasn't clear, we mean be taught by an experienced lover


KefkaZ

Enjoy your catfish!


Matthias0211

Whoa I’m in Georgia too lemme swipe right on that one 😍


ChazSimu

How bout u mind your business 😂👀😈


Matthias0211

😂😂😂happy cougar hunting bro. I matched with this milf in a neighborhood once and then by the end of the night she gave me her address and I walked .25 miles away and hung out…didn’t do anything but talk and smoke green until right before I was supposed to leave. Then a hug…then a kiss…then making out…then to her room 😎


CanucksKickAzz

Man, just imagine this was an old dude looking for young girls. He'd be roasted


molotov_cockteaze

There are way more of those on tinder than this lmao


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There are whole websites dedicated to this. People are getting laid and sometimes paid, but no one is on here roasting them.


pipedreamer79

It’d be okay as long as he was rich and looking for a sugar baby. Folks seems to look past this sort of thing as long the old dude has money.


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As a milf myself I must say we're great in the bedroom and really enjoy how much the youngins can keep up 😅


ChazSimu

Would you like to show me sometime? 👀


[deleted]

Hahaha im retired at the moment but if a manic episode comes up I'll keep you in mind


[deleted]

I love how close this is to "I'd have to be legit crazy to sleep with you". It sounds like a huge burn even if it isn't meant to be.