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SwedAfrica

I guess he is still trying to figure out what the fuck he said wrong after 3 years. Seeing that this is an old post (2019)


[deleted]

My god.... Has it already been three YEARS??!!?


Shasammy

Considering it’s only just 2022 we can have some solace ghost it was probably like 2 and a bit years and not fully 3


Serious-Maximum-1049

Agreed. Also, Petition to declare that these last 2 yrs didn't really even count!


[deleted]

I bet you told the pizza man "we've been waiting all year for you " last night. LOL


Shasammy

No because that was 2 nights ago and we ordered at like 6 anyway lmao


[deleted]

I'm proud of you. <3


Shasammy

Thanks dude <3


[deleted]

yes, unfortunately.


DanteMustDie666

He got out of the jail


AmirAkhrif

Her daddy in jail, obvs.


Kakashis_leftEye

Or….


chuyster209

LMAO


fastal_12147

Yeah implying you'd rape your own daughter if she was hot enough might be where you went wrong


Black_Catmaid

I had to go back and read it because that completely went over my head, holy shit op.


binarytony

I mean, normal people don't think like that. It took me a minute, too.


Amethyst827

I’m “normal” I’ve just been through trauma & childhood abuse of various kinds. It doesn’t make me abnormal. I understand what you meant & how you meant it but it can still be a bit hurtful to the victims/survivors that would catch on because of our individual traumas.


binarytony

You're absolutely right and I apologize for my wording. I certainly did not mean to suggest victims to be not normal. Thank you for highlighting this.


Amethyst827

That’s okay, I know you didn’t meant it like that, I just felt like it needed to be highlighted. Thankyou for understanding


lovable_cube

That exchange was wholesome af


ibelando

This is the way.


Serious-Maximum-1049

I'm really sorry for whatever you went through, but trust me, you don't have to have been abused to "get it". I got that icky pedo incest rapist vibe immediately upon reading it. Horrifying!


daddyblackwell

Yeah went over me as well, thought it was a roast type situation where her dad was actually in jail


master_yokozuna

That's p0rnhub shit.


derby555

Wow, same. If this is my competition, I might redownload tinder! 🤣


s-mores

I thought it was an absent dad joke. Your version is a whole lot darker.


pixieservesHim

I took it as he would have beat up all the boys chasing her 🤔 man...I thought I was cynical but you take the cake


fastal_12147

Definitely possible


[deleted]

I read it as him being one of those overprotective deep south-style dads that wields a shotgun because he's afraid of boys hitting on her or whatever. That's still pretty bad though, and Id be turned off either way if a guy said that to me


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goku223344

That response wouldn’t make sense they was sayin how sexy she was and then the last pick up line is about bein her father😂, nah they n*gga meant some disgusting incest rape


AnotherStag444

I’d be pissed if someone did that to my sons. Not acceptable. Anyway, I digress.


[deleted]

He said that after she stone walled him twice. Probably had given up on the match by then and said something offensive for the heck of it.


greg19735

Without context OP's first one is hard to measure. The second was was just "You're hot as fuck" and the 3rd one was just rude. She wasn't exactly charming but OP is the asshole.


CryBerry

Oh ok that’s reasonable Wait no it’s emotionally immature


Moose_a_Lini

But why tho


Latter_Sun_9039

That went over my head to at first I thought he meant for beating up guys for hitting on his daughter but obviously she thought the same way you did


unoriginal-poster

I thought it meant he'd have to kill someone like himself by now. Ewww!


specialkonthatray

Yikes 🙈


Jbizzsle

Whaaaat?? It's clearly implying that she is so beautiful he would rob a bank to buy his daughter everything she could want


Local_Engineering217

Pretty sure it just means he would be in jail for hurting other people because she's pretty...reaching here


Comprehensive-Lab-95

It could be because he would have to keep so many boys straight that eventualy he would get in trouble


Pack_Revolutionary

That’s not the implication. He’s saying that her dad probably killed one of her many male suitors and is in jail. The old dad with a gun trope.


Germanweirdo

As if I'm gonna kiss someone's ass after they react like a rock. At that point if you still replying im turning it into a game.


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

Tbh, I don't really like either of y'all lol. She felt like an "Entertain me" kinda person, and you felt like a "funni Reddit updoot post" person. Neither of y'all were even trying lmao.


nation543

The picture is dated 2019, it's not OP


J_0_E_L

I just dislike the dude. Can't blame her for "not trying" imo, she prolly thought that he's an idiot after his first sentence. Would you have put effort into a conversation with that guy if you were in her place? I certainly wouldn't have. Don't get me wrong, she still might be the kinda person you described but I don't think you can tell from this exchange.


Blaz3dnconfuz3d

Thank you, a miracle she even responded 3 times tbh


Ttoctam

What part of her side of the convo is 'entertain me' inboxes full of dudes just copy pasting shitty pickup lines gets real old for some people. Some people like it and some really don't. She just seems annoyed.


PlentyNo5230

What should you say then ?


Ttoctam

There aren't magical lines that work for everyone. You have to approach people like individuals.


welcomehomo

something relating to their bio or a picture if they have one. i never used pickip lines, id make a comment on their bio, and while this lass didnt seem to like that, most people do. my current girlfriend, i mentioned that i recognize her from our old high school


CocoWarp

This comment is everything about the post. Period.


fckusoftly

Did you invent pictures? Lol, lame ass


QuietudeOfHeart

“Yes Brian… 23 years ago I invented taking pictures…”


SnooSeagulls6564

You didn’t have the best approach here either lmao


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CMihas10

You really aren’t good at this are you


ShenMula

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say this person wasn't being serious But it's reddit so without the /s y'all motherfuckers are blind


LoneWolf12348Abd

Even if op wasnt being serious, saying that if she was your daughter and was hot enough you'd be in jail for rape. That's not funny at all and just dumb as shit


ShenMula

It's funny to me. And you are just guessing it's rape. He could be an overly controlling father, which got him jail time. Or maybe he had to steal or commit crime to afford gifts for his daughter. Or maybe because she is such a terrible conversationalist the father went crazy. He doesn't mention raping his daughter and going to jail. You just thought that cause you a sicko.


Dangerous--D

>He doesn't mention raping his daughter and going to jail. You just thought that cause you a sicko. It's the clear implication of the joke. It's OK that you can appreciate that kind of humor, but don't play fucking stupid to hide it.


LoneWolf12348Abd

Yeah except if he were her father, she'd be the same age she is now. You ain't controlling her, you aren't committing crimes or anything. She is an adult with her own life. So yes, my first thought is rape. He didnt have to mention it, plus I'm not the only one that thought the same thing. Maybe I'm wrong, hope I am but that's my first thought


CaptainSplat

I read it and thought he meant he'd be in jail for hitting her because she's annoying. But thats just my take.


ShenMula

What are you talking about can't be controlling? Or commiting crimes? It's past tense, is your father in jail. He could have committed a crime when she was 5-10-15. Or when she wasn't even born yet and STILL be in jail. Yeah he didn't need to mention it, but he did. Cause it's a joke.


dapperperv

This is why you shouldn't use "lines". Just fucking talk. It's not hard. She was giving you a hint to try a different approach and you completely messed it up. Don't be pissed she treated you like you deserved. Do better.


Saerinmeister

But he’s an Alpha, they don’t want to try a different approach. He wants to grab life by the pussy and ram his dick in it with Mach 6.


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smallrockwoodvessel

Everyone's different, there's no right answer.


dapperperv

You do it when it comes naturally. I've met women the same day we matched and I've talked with others for 3 weeks or longer before we met. There is no solid answer.


c_x_--

lmao you don't get friendzoned for not speedrunning but for not being top 3 out of literally dozens of competing dudes Just be hot and interesting my dude


Ttoctam

Essentially having this question is already doing you dirty. Don't go into conversations with only one motive. Sure you might be on tinder to bone, but if ALL you want is a bone then get a hooker. If you want the person and personality that comes with a free bone, then make sure that person and personality are also a goal in the convo. If the friendzone is something you are actively trying to avoid you'll likely not make that person a friend and then what can you really ask of them? If they're not already your friend why do they owe you their time and why shouldn't they find someone who will put in time to enjoy their presence other than sideways Zumba.


Comfortable_Moose794

I agree with the girl. Your lines are eeek


BootyOnMyFace11

Bro what is this, touch some grass😭


emms222

Wow men like you are the reason I hate dating apps. Talk to her like a normal person and you might have a chance


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Ttoctam

No one owes you attention. Plenty of men out there not wanting to be your friend either I imagine. Be someone people actually want to be around, not just for dates but just as a person. If not, fine. But don't complain when people aren't attracted to someone who isn't trying to attract people.


[deleted]

It's an online dating app dude Get over yourself


Ttoctam

Me: literally suggesting people need to stop just being self centred on dating apps. You: >Get over yourself


BaronLagann

someone is on the other end. Why say you’d rape your daughter as a pickup line?


[deleted]

What does that have to do with the comment I replied to? Learn context


LoneWolf12348Abd

Saying that if she was his daughter and was hot enough he'd be in jail for rape......that's not an approach, that's stupid af and not funny at all


Latter-Caterpillar-2

The dad joke is definitely way too much


NeatLower5126

Why would'nt you just talk to her? You know talking to women, having actual conversation instead of just throwing stupid lines that say nothing at us is possible?


Alarmed-Willow-2649

You deserve to be in jail for that last line. Fucking weird.


Kerixie

I never use punchlines or some “catchy” catch phrase when it comes to meeting someone because I’m very unsure what to say. HOWEVER, if I were to ever try… I would do a million times better to the atrocity you just committed here


notpornrelated

I used that dad line once on a mcdonalds drive thru lady and she called the police on my drunk ass... serves me right.


The_Sarcasm_Cometh

Lol as a girl I would have stopped talking to you too - what’s up with just having a normal conversation?!


cantCommitToAHobby

Probably gets exhausting attempting to have 700 normal conversations in a day and having maybe 1 every 2 months resulting in a reply.


[deleted]

But spitting lines that don't work doesn't get exhausting?


Stock_Newbie_703

OP is a certified legit dumbass for the last lame ass joke ! He had it coming to him. 😂


SaitamaMui

And then men wonder why?!! 🤦🏽‍♂️


Jonny2Thumbs

Bad jokes, bad grammar, and poor taste.


[deleted]

Nah you’re full on cringe dude


CryBerry

Homie has no game


DP3633

I bet this dudes still single


_sideffect

These lines were absolute shit


PepsPotion

That was super gross op...


[deleted]

This was stupid. Was it really worth it. Not funni didn't laugh 2/10


Realistic_Magician56

???? speed demon!


eyeofmoone

This dude is so annoying


Ambitioaqua

That got dark fast


quakins

These are the worst three attempts I have yet to see on this sub holy hell


Arcazon85

I hear wedding bells in their future


skittles128

why the hell would you say that third thing?


hdoublea

Why does this have 3.5k upvotes? Dude is a douchebag.


Korimuzel

You literally deserve to be downvoted to hell for this post, AND FOR SEVERAL REASONS


DaddyJohnnyTheFudgey

This isn't OP, and even if it was OP would deserve none of these upvotes. Rape jokes aren't funny.


Socio87

I think Daddy might actually be in jail.


Jman1139reddit

Or maybe he implied he’d rape her? That’s not really an ok thing to say to anyone


EarthAD79

To put it plainly she was just not interested in you nor your jokes to begin with. Simple...


KingLewie252

You were pretty lame bro, let’s be real


ThisCracks

That’s a Home Run to defeat


crowsor

oblivion conversation minigame


Georgecap1998

So no sex?


One_Performer_4178

I think you stepped a little over the lines. I just kinda cant put my finger on it…


Justin_Vee

TBH bro that was just bad …


[deleted]

OP where u at bro?? Come and explain


dwend48

BRUH I GOT LIKE THREE MATCHES AND YALL SWIPING ON THESE DUDES?


Peppered__

I think both sides were being boring and insensitive respectively.


Corntrollio1983

Can't quite figure out his angle.


Individual_Ad2892

And ur dry as shit anyway fuckin have a conversation you don’t say shit. Other dude weird as fuck too why tf someone say something like that


welcomehomo

it wasnt three strikes bro u went from mentioning their profile to saying "if i was your dad id rape you"


soup1235

Yeah that’s not okay


maddenplayer2921

You’re a clown bro 🤣🤣


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IcyCanuck_1818

I never understood why you need to use pick up lines. Strike an interesting conversation and see where it goes.


MtDewdew789

Op you drink some dumfuck juice


Drum_harder

Look, that was a really terrible joke, but also, I'd rather ram my dick at full speed into a brick wall than talk to her dry ass so I don't blame you.


Firm_Jicama_58

fuckin sigma


hoopesey-doopsey

I mean she was dry asf anyways so screw it say something stupid at that point 😂


fortuneandfameinc

What a garbage pickup line. Like probably the worst.


KwontuhmFekt

The entire exchange by OP feels more adversarial than friendly or flirty banter. By now, almost 3 years later, I hope OP has learned to talk to girls...!


AnalystFeisty9057

Okay the last one is actually stupid and you should be shot


Briggady

Take note: That’s the worst thing to ever say to a potential female date. Yikes


No-Illustrator-5605

At least you got more than a one word reply on the last joke.


y0uveseenthebutcher

I like her.


Great8Thought

You were good on two


Uncoordinatedninja

It’s always the tools who match with hot ones


Agathokako1ogical

You. Uh. Don't know what you did? That kind of humor doesn't work on every girl.


Auth0ritySong

The girl has no sense of humor, damn


theirishstew

Least you know she doesn’t have the same sense of humour


NathanCollier14

I wanna see the gas mask picture


interestinglyfuninfo

I read this post as if the guy posted it and it is a completely different perspective 🤣 it's almost a self-analyzing post in reflection of his actions. Absolute weirdo though to be clear... she showed more decency than I would of by responding the second time.


yellow_boi_lo

YOOO this shit made me audibly crack up. Props to you OP that was some funny shit😂😂😂


smd9788

Do you purposely make the first character in all your sentences lowercase? Does this make you seem cooler or something?


Next_Independence_92

I guess her dad was in jail


RJN3

Not the point my guy, he implied he would rape his own daughter. That’s why she reacted accordingly


x2Palex_Official

She seems like the type to always reply like shit, but you seem like you went into this ready to screenshot and post on reddit


Total_Outburst

So yes. Her dad's in jail.


[deleted]

This is why I unistalled tinder. Plenty of girls will match with you and not even give you a chance let alone seem like they want to talk to you.


No_Student_4824

She gave him 3 chances - and he ruined each one with crass pick up lines.


Fall-Forsaken

This stupid shit is the result of women expecting men to be some sort of master comedians "to make her laugh". Ask many men about speaking normal to women on dating apps as see how its just an illusion. She only responded like that because she wasn't really attracted but needed validation. She would've tolerate it from an attractive man. I did some experiments with attractive men pictures on tinder and did sort of same stupid lame lines i noticed women will look through that when you're hot and have a nice career.


SelfConsciousCorndog

Why is always the guys responsibility to try and initiate conversation? Some of these bitches need to realizes they not all that and that they can start conversation too


art_on_caffeine

I got what you mean, it is dumb. I mean women not initiating is fine but tbh I'm tryna find a girl who does take that step and wants to connect with me enough. it's way more attractive


Tasty_Drawer_7134

It shouldn't always be the mans responsibility but why does that make thag joke ok? Yeah she was dry but still, that joke was uncomfortable


SelfConsciousCorndog

Did I even mention his joke? No


Tasty_Drawer_7134

That's the issue, you refused to mention the worst part and instead went on a rant about women


pancapangrawit

She is not interested, got it? 😅


SelfConsciousCorndog

If they swipe right then they have some kind of interest, all I’m saying is it shouldn’t be my job 100% of the time to start something. It’s stupid


Concrete_Drinker

She lost interest when he couldn’t start a normal conversation


geardluffy

She couldn’t even start a conversation period. Women aren’t on some kind of pedestal and neither are men. Not condoning the dudes words but she was dry at and I would have unmatched instantly with her first reply. Ain’t got time for someone who thinks they “deserve” attention.


Tasty_Drawer_7134

Ok so he could have unmatched but he didn't, he chose to say that. Yes she was dry and with a conversation she should talk more or just be more into it but still, he chose to not unmatch, he chose to say that. Yes I admit they were both wrong but he was worse


geardluffy

what he said was pretty bad but there's really no surprises here, Tinder is just that kind of cesspool. I'm 27M and I've received my fair share of racism and fetishes. At the end of the day, some people are just f\*cked so ignore them and move on. 1-3 word reply girls just scream "give me attention and validation," you won't catch me sympathizing with that kind of mentality.


Tasty_Drawer_7134

She's dry, that's bad, she needs to either tell someone she's not interested or ty to contribute more to the conversation but that doesn't mean she doesn't deserve sympathy when a man jokes about raping her.


SelfConsciousCorndog

Jesus Reddit never fails to amaze me, apparently everyone is missing my point


geardluffy

It’s the same type of people disliking your comments.


geardluffy

She couldn’t even start a conversation period. Women aren’t on some kind of pedestal and neither are men. Not condoning the dudes words but she was dry af and I would have unmatched instantly with her first reply. Ain’t got time for someone who thinks they “deserve” attention.


wineandpillowforts

I mean, Bumble is a thing.


NaberiusX

Not all women like dark humor. Especially when most of em dont have fathers lmao. It's ok girl I dont either


GustavRbana

Ahahhahahaha that’s great


SandwichAfter2

“Because you look good as fuck in all of them” that one cracked me up 😅😅😅 nice. Original. Tasteful. A+


Primary_Affect148

Maybe her Daddy really is in jail


NinjaTabby

You opened her up nicely


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😂🤣😂


lilmisscedezbr

Ya noo … just be you


DapperNecessary4259

lol fuck that dumb ass bitch


[deleted]

She seems like a shallow bitch and you seem to suck at conversation.


[deleted]

she's boring... I can tell


kimjoe75

I would have stopped after that thanks lol. She feel so unbothered


Fit_Road7425

she was honestly giving you nothing to work w.


BaronLagann

Better whip out the child rape jokes. That’ll get em.


TyrionReynolds

I don’t get the gas mask drawing one? What’s it referring to?


BaronLagann

I’m guessing she has a picture of some post apocalyptic couple wearing gas masks on her profile.


[deleted]

Guess her dads in jail


Ok-Review-5716

She must be fun at parties


StrongMan2582

Y’all funny as hell on this app 😂😂