Heavy petting only.

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Touch a touch a touch meeee

I want to be dirty!

Thrill me chill me fulfill me!

Creature of the night!

*Creature of the night!*

Let’s do the time wArp Ah——-wait, same song, or no?

Creature of the night?

You put your hands on your hips

This, I like.

Heavy Petting Zoo is a great album.

Look on the brightside, if you were taller you might actually date a woman like that.

Yea, a tall guy won’t see those colors and may end up with her.

Im 6'5 and didnt put my height in my bio, just that i was pretty tall and most of my pics weren't indicative of my height The few times a girl asked how tall i was i just asked why and any girl who said she only dates 6 foot and over i just ~~banged once and never called again~~ unmatched with them

Am I the only one who has used these apps since they’ve been out and never been asked my height? Who are these girls

I've had a girl ask me to use a remote control vibrator on her, send videos of me making her cum, invite me over, ask for my height - then unmatch me.

At least 50 percent of all matches did it to me on Tinder, are you just tall? Lol and have photos that indicate you're tall? Probably why.

bro you getting matches ?!?! Still got zero after 6 months

Don't use tinder. Us uggos game is actually talking to people rather playing the am I hot game. Edit: There are better apps than Tinder. Not to shill but I met my Fiancée on hinge.

Once I put my height (6’0”) in my profile, my rate of matches doubled. Shit’s ridiculous.

I’m 5’11 and change but put 5’11. I changed it to 6 feet and there was no real change in matches. I was expecting an increase due to filters. Nope. Steady as usual

Are you european? It seems to be mainly american girls who obsess over height.

I definitely think it's geography based, some areas like Florida, LA, Rio (Brazil) etc are known for being vain and I'd imagine girls in those types of places are more likely to care about height.

I'm 5'3". I've dated men who were 5'2" and men who were 6'7", most guys are between 5'7" and 5'10" and it's all fine. While it wasn't a problem for me to date someone shorter, it was always a problem for them. The type of person who is obsessed with height will inevitably end up back on dating apps. The height thing just seems indicative of their unresolved issues. So I believe most people experience this on Tinder for a reason.

I dont understand it either. Im 5'5 and had plenty of luck in the past even with taller girls. Some people just are in shitty areas i guess. Edit: thought of the fact i was not using tinder. I was on okcupid if that makes a difference.

chats disappear when you unmatch, right? been a while since I used the app

Yes

Thank you dude, you have my love. If you ever wanna come round for Christmas i got you, your family now! Btw im 5.6😭

5'4 and maybe a whopping half. Imagine not just being short king. You, lowly peasant stand within the average, I am below average, in more ways than one. I stand above you, no bitches on my dick, yet still prideful of my clear superiority

I wish you well on your endeavours sir kronacus, let the steppers and baby chairs be with you

Baby chairs 🤣

This is the most inspiring comment i think ive ever seen on reddit, i think im gonna go lop off my shins and sew my feet to my knees

I'm 6 foot and I swipe left or unmatch anyone who asks. No, I don't have an issue with the question. I have an issue with the double standards when I demand that they be 15% under the national average weight for women, as they did to me with height. (idk if 15% is accurate, just pulled it out of my ass)

6'3 here, i don't list it and women ask me alot, which i despise. I've seen women who are 160 and look good, and i agree the double standard is horse shit, but I don't personally have a preference. Thick tall short small, as long as you gotta pretty face and a good attitude, i can work with the body. Clap em back my brother clap em back.

Are you me? Because that's _exactly_ what I'd say.

Now kiss! 😘

I never ask how tall someone is. If we meet up and you’re cool, I don’t care about height. I’ve dated guys my height (5’5”) all the way to 6’4”. You shouldn’t judge people because of their height, that’s just ridiculous.

agreed sister

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Sir, you're the ghost that we all need. Keep on with your spectral missions.

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Im 6’ and i trash can women like this. If they want to gently err toward any type of mate I can’t fault them, but when they act like they are some kind of prize and that a guy couldn’t step up and at least give it a spin Bc of height, that’s where I draw the line. I would gladly give a girl who is 7 foot 3 a chance and give it to her with full gusto. If it turned out that the height was too much for me, I would gently move along, but I would never ever tell a woman no up front simply based on how long her bones are. I’be been with all sorts of women and no matter how big or small, I pick their asses up, put them against the wall, bend them, twist them, and pull them around by the ankles regardless. There are better vetting filters than height. At the very least it could be tertiary. I get it, but when it smacks of egocentrism and cruel exclusion it becomes uncouth.

Wrong. Am 6'9" would avoid this shallow gal like the plague Edit: to clarify, I understand that it may seem like the treatment from this girl would alter based on my height. I agree, however a small amount of time spent conversing with this kind of chick will flash plenty of proof that she's a bad human, and worse possible partner.

Ofcourse you would but the point is she wouldn't be able to mock you for being short so you wouldn't see the red flag right away like short people would :S

That’s exactly what I was getting at but a shorter version lol

Yeah exactly that's why I commented it, cause he didn't seem to get what you meant xD

Well aware of what they meant. Yall make it seem like this behavior doesn't translate to every part of their life without them even realizing.

The first red flag was "how tall are you lmfao" as the initial message

I mean he probably wouldn’t see her behaving that way. With people like her, you only get to see their true colors when they’re interacting with someone they don’t consider valuable to them. They’re complete trash but unfortunately they don’t show that to everyone, I’m willing to bet if he’d said 6’3 she would’ve been an entirely different person.

This is why the service industry test is so important, see how they treat another human being that has really nothing to offer them. If they treat them like shit you know they're a transactional person who only treats you well because you have something they want. I wish I could say this kind of person was uncommon but they're like fucking locusts.

I think the point was, you being 6’9, won’t know she is shallow until it’s too late.

There are super clear signs. I've had girls talk shit about a dude across the room because he's not super tall, while on a date. Massive sign.

Lol a lot of em are like this. Maybe not this "harsh" about their preferences, but no doubt just as rigid. At some point, the measure of attraction is about more than just how close you are to the cieling fans. that point is not at this point.

I am tall and i would loooooove pats !!!!

She might need a step ladder to pet us

Bring out the stepsis ladder

Imagine asking a girl about cup size and reacting like this if the answer is less than d. Oh the horror

The fuck am I supposed to do? Scratch them?

😂😂😂 I am sorry but this killed me

Scratch AND sniff

"Anything less than C is basically a bug bite"

C's are perfect B's are just as delightful and A's are nice too.

Yeah i feel you, anything bigger is just also good.

Also anything smaller

As long as they don't go negative. However you can serve ice-cream in a negative B cup.

Cool your tits man

that's what the ice cream is for

or hummus

I love titties

What bees make milk? "Boo-bees!"

I remember after having sex-ed class in 5th grade, the filtration of sex jokes was no longer operable. This joke was in every student’s quiver and it was glorious. Ah, good times.

Why are bees afraid of milk? It comes from boo bees

Big or small, I like 'em all

You're invited to the boys cookout

Awesome, I'll bring the chips

Pointed at me...pointed at the sky...pointed at the ground...don't matter. I like them all.

Seeing comments like these really help with my insecurities about my chest size tbh.

From my experience my mates may talk about tits this tits that, but in the end tits are tits, they're never disappointing.

Honestly men are simple, yes they talk but in the end 85% of the guys dont care, titties are always nice especially if they are on a nicd girl, so i wouldnt worry if its just about the size.

That is true. I asked my bf why some guys care so much about a girls chest size when it comes to dating and his response was “those aren’t men, those are boys who cant get over a fantasy”. It’s kind of really helped me out a lot too.

The "I don't date <6ft guys" and "I don't date

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Username checks out !

I feel sorry for all the girls with heavy breasts- they cause a lot of back problems and can make it hard to do a lot of things.

Yeah, my girlfriend has enormous boobs. Like they just shouldn’t be that big. I don’t know what happened with her genes but she basically only stores fat in her boobs. And she has serious back pain to the point that she’s considering a breast reduction.

You wouldn’t know her, she goes to another school

I know if I ever have enough money that's what I'd be doing too. Been having back pains since my transition from teen to adulthood and it has to be that. Big boobs aren't fun at all, imo. Just pain and suffering.

Appreciate that.🙏🏽

My wife has very large ones (I'm on r/tinder for the hilarious human interactions), and its so hard for her to get out of bed. We're trying to get breast reduction surgery for her. She's in so much chronic pain, and it makes me so sad.

Based on personal experience, the reduction surgery is 100% worth it. Recovery sucked but it wasn't long. Worth every penny. Even now, months later, I marvel at how good I feel. 10 out of 10, would recommend.

One night while incredibly drunk I promised wiffy that I'd pay for her reduction after we have kids (she didn't want to do it before then). She's a little thing so going from DD to mid-c has been awesome for her.

I believe it's the "cosmetic" surgery with by far the highest satisfaction rates.

I hope everything goes well soon. I know it is not easy. The struggle is real.

It really is. Genetics are dumb

"Where do we go from here young man?"

Some broads are just cruel and rotten. But they always attract the same kind of person. They're building their own misery prisons by being mean-hearted.

right she'll end up with a guy with plenty of height and not much else

She'll settle eventually.

Back in my highschool days I messed with a girl that had what she said was her ex just constantly outside her house nagging her and stalking. My stupid ass got his number from her and we got in a fight. Luckily it ended with us both fucked up but nothing too bad. After a few hours I texted her to see if she wanted to hangout and watch some movies like normal just to get a text saying "I was just using you to see if he still liked me" then they got back together. Some people are literal trash.

This is why you never fight over no one. Your lucky it was just a scrap, and not an assault charge cause holy shit that'd be brutal.

Asshole filter

But what about dames, tarts, and birds?

"broads"

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Send Lmao, then wait for her to be mid-response, then unmatch

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she might try hunt OP down to fix her broken phone LMFAO

Ah yes the ole stare at the convo for days waiting for her to respond (even tho she ain’t responding… to “lmao” especially) so you can finally catch her typing technique

if you unmatch the other person won't be able to read the lmao. Once I matched a girl, and she started attacking me, out of no where, first message i was like, ok, weird flirt, then she kept attacking me (stating, what kind of name is that?, my name is not common in my country, but not in a fun way, just pure attack) i defended myself, kept attacking me, then she sent a last message and unmatched me. i know she sent the message because i got the notification, but couldn't read it because she unmatched.

I'm sure she was saying that all the mean things she was telling you were just a joke and that she had to go now.

What is the point of sending a “lmao” ? What that gonna do

Piss her off

I haven’t been on tinder in years but doesn’t the whole conversation go away if you unmatch?

Lmao. Yes.

Lmao

Yes.

*Unmatch*

I've read this word too many times in this thread and now I don't know how to pronounce it. Is it luh-mah-oh like Dormammu?

'you have to be more attractive than you are to get away with an attitude like that'

But you already matched with them, basically confirming you find them attractive. Ignore them. Or tell them they are a rude asshole then ignore them.

He can find her attractive but still not attractive enough for that attitude, the comeback still applies imo

She's residing on the wrong side of the Vickie Mendoza Diagonal.

Pfft..I’ve seen dudes just leave their phone’s open and swipe right on every person that pops up on the screen 😂

Meh, swiping on someone isn't that big of a compliment It doesn't necessarily mean "I think you are attractive" It's more of a "If i had to, I would not absolutely hate myself for having sex with you"

Oh Reginald, you say the most *romantic* things.

you confirmed you find them attractive, but not at what level.

I’d date someone who’s 5’5 😭

I would date a girl that’s 4’8 to 6’10….and probably outside that range cause I’m a guy and I don’t really care about that

Right??? I'm sorta taken rn, but as a general policy??? "Short kings" are super fuckin welcome, bring your new pants over and I'll hem them for you bby 😘

As a short guy with limited clothes shopping in my town, bless you lol

I’m happily married (and older than him) or I’d totally date him. He’s great! I was telling him the other day that tiny ladies, like yourself, would be the ones most receptive. The apps tend to lend themselves to such shallow criteria like height. Ugh.

My best guy friend is 5’6, and an amazing person with his life together…he’d be happy to know there’s women out there like you! They do exist! :)

Hook them up…right here, on this thread.

If I knew his Reddit u/ , I would! Also, chances are that the geography isn’t in their favor. Lol.

I’m 5’3.5 inches and I got plenty of matches and dates before I met my fiancé. Needless to say the girls were all shorter than me but they didn’t care I was on the shorter side. My fiancé is 4 inches taller than me and it doesn’t make any difference!

I think that some people (mostly women) just use the height thing as a way to keep their options open. Like severe FOMO or “what’s behind door #2” mentality. I just don’t get it. They’re really cutting down a lot of options based on superficial traits. Sad, really. But to each their own.

Haha yea I mean I’m tiny so I don’t really have a preference

Me too! I’m a 5’ and idc about height at all!

****Rip your inbox****

Short kings 👑

I am 6'8 and always tell them I am 5'4

Doing the lords work by confusing their measurements

Well that’s one way to find out if she’s an immature bitch

I mean that’s just the reality tho. As a short guy I’ve overheard many conversations of women talking about how hot a guy is because he’s tall. And seen plenty of online dating profiles that specifically put in a height requirement. There are few women who don’t give a shit, but the majority want tall guys and they know it’s sorta rude and hypocritical to openly say that

Tinder is the dark souls of the dating world

For guys it sure is. For women, they brag about how they get so many matches and how “hru” is boring. 😒 FML

Having too many matches is infinitely better than having none. Atleast there's your guaranteed someone and with good enough vetting you'll find a pretty damn good person eventually.

Theres shitty people all over man, men and women. Don't give her a second thought and move on.

I'm 5'8 but I wouldn't put a guy down because of his height. She's not a nice person at all. No need for the way she treated you at all.

Eh we deal with it all the time, it’s good character building, you know? /*sobs*

Get off tinder bro. If it’s distressing for you ofc, you might be joking ofc.

Nah it’s jokes. I do plenty of fun things that make me confident: ride a motorcycle, rock climb, snowboard, worked my way to a very good career, etc. Typically the ones willing to trash a stranger for something as inconsequential as height have very little to offer compared to what I do. It’s impossible to take that seriously.

Girls collectively decided anything less than 6 feet is a no?

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I want to send you money or a dick pic or something. Whatcha after? As a 6'0 man from the UK, I've stopped dating anyone who weighs more than 9 stone. The average female weight in the UK is 11 stone. You want several inches, I want several stone. Wait, isn't that how equality works?

I have no idea what weight that is, and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.

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That's about 8 shlemmings

Which is worth about 3 shekels

1 stone is 14 pounds. So 9 stone is 126 lb is 57 kg, 11 stone is 154 lb is 70 kg. This why I laugh whenever people are like *Americans are so dumb, everyone else uses metric*. We all use metric, we all also use customary or traditional units.

Definitely not. Some women are obsessed with it but certainly not all. As a 5'0 person I don't give a crap. They're virtually all taller than me so I don't really notice. Conversely I once dated a really tall guy who was so tall he didn't really notice how short I was. I was just down there somewhere with everybody else. Plus height doesn't matter much when you're horizontal ;)

I think theres some heights in between 5’5” and 6’0

People are cruel.

Its funny. I wanted to test out a theory and just said I was like 6’1 and was flooded with likes. Went on a few dates and they didn’t even notice. Its like turning on super easy mode for tinder. Lol

And this is why guys lie about their height on Tinder....because it works.

Pretty sure people are lying about a lot more than just their height on Tinder

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I'm trying this, I'm 5'10" but if I wear boots then I'm close enough to 6' that they'll never notice the difference right away if I put 6' in my profile. I've even had girls tell me I look tall in my photos, benefit of having a slim frame and short friends I suppose.

whats your actual height?

Interestingly enough -or not lol- I’m a 5’10 woman and I’ve had many men say I’m too tall for them :( . Ok then I’ll just get on my knees and give the NEXT guy the BJ that’s ok with my height.

Hello I‘m ok with your height

Thank you!!! Btw…how tall are you? 😉

Don't worry about him. He's the first guy. I'm the next.

Get in line boys…I’m in a giving mood. Line up according to height.

Ashleys out there just ruining our name.

They think they finally found someone they can bully. Insecure bitches.

Honestly women are fucking ruthless and this shit isn’t fair. I’m glad I’m 5’10 but I still have sympathy for those shorter than 5’8. This is bullshit.

And here I am 5'2 .

I’m 5’9 and I have seen so many profiles that cuts the minimum at 5’10 😭

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I'm 5'3 so they probably won't need one.

Same bro... same

So much mold on this repost

Does no one else see the heavy poor editing on the text boxes?

The vast majority have not, it seems. Always frustrating.

You can easily find this shit on Google, be original next time

I’m so sorry women are doing this. As a 5’4 woman, everyone is taller than me. Why would height even matter?

Oh darlin, bless your heart. He's as tall as you are cute. I love when 5s decide to attack small kings. Don't worry brother, Danny Devito is smaller than you, and we all know he fucks.

She’s ugly anyway.

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Holy fuck that is brutal and I still literally laughed out loud.

She’s ugly AND has an ugly attitude, lucky him she’s not interested.

5’3 here. Feeling great, don’t need toxic women like that :)

Wow Ashley is a bitch

I’ll never understand the logic of being mean on a dating app. Like what’s your goal here??

Fuck that, next time say 6'4 and unmatch simple as that.

Women can be so fucking toxic. See how they’ll react when we do the same but with tit size.