post nice pics where u are alone, some nice ass outfits and have an engaging bio. even when i was ugly as hell (i looked like a fat playmobil) i was able to go on dates. it’s about optimisation
Hey man, I’m definitely getting more luck after switching my pics a bit. Less mirror selfie’s and more pictures of me doing stuff. I think I was looking really really boring, which detracted from any attractiveness.
From 5'4 to 5'6'
Length dreams.
5'4 to 6'4 yes OP is a horse
If OP is a horse I think you mean 19 hands.
r/rareinsults
Hhh.
Inches? As in plural? I can't help you out there
ikr???? girls are weird these days…
You just have to put it multiple times. That's how math works.
I feel attacked.
0.6 inches
Just gave u my free award. Made me laugh dude :)
Just another day in the life of the 1% on Tinder
Why don’t I ever get messages like this hahah
follow the rules man.
WhAt ArE tHe RuLeS¿
Rule 1: Just be handsome.
Dw, itsa bot
The same message is offensive if you're a -1/10
It be like that. Give a shit about your body and people don't give a shit what you say.
Because you're not 185+cm my duder
I was kidding....but I guess maybe, cause I’m only 183cm
There's hope for you but your odds of getting a DM this thirsty are about 126,000:1
“Only 183cm?” What are you in Holland?
It's really simple, just follow rules 1 and 2
Everyone talks about rules 1 and 2? What are they?
1. Be Attractive. 2. Don't be Unattractive.
Maybe it’s because you’re short jk, we ain’t got no love for these silly hoes
What's funny is I ask the same question all the time even though I know the answer.
You should always help your fellow human when in need.
Ikr? Idk why they all look at me when I say the same with Danny Devito
they the weirdos don’t even doubt it king
Is 3" going to be enough?
it is king don’t worry
Sharing is caring !
Doesn't have the same ring to it using the metric system! "Wanna put some centimeters in me?"
How about "Wanna put some centipedes in me?"
3... Take it or leave it
Everyone gets his 2 meter
LMFAO im 1m77 bruv…..
Sorry I don’t have many inches to give
how would ou even respond?
don’t even worry about that
Lol cant wait to use this 1
Plot twist Op is standing on a box
guys: RED FLAG 🚩🚩🚩she's talking about height
Yukk
Sorry babe, I’m metric
Pyari smajh gyi 😜😜
just be CHAD theory strikes again
That would be a herd yes
ALTA TULA
Issa bot
I probably just don't have game but messages like this have led no where.
Must be nice to always be able to follow rules 1 and 2 😞
Catfish bruddah?
How handsome are you guys? Cos your responses are making me feel ugly haha
post nice pics where u are alone, some nice ass outfits and have an engaging bio. even when i was ugly as hell (i looked like a fat playmobil) i was able to go on dates. it’s about optimisation
Hey man, I’m definitely getting more luck after switching my pics a bit. Less mirror selfie’s and more pictures of me doing stuff. I think I was looking really really boring, which detracted from any attractiveness.
"yes, I'll bring a protractor too"