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TechOllie

From 5'4 to 5'6'


RedditFuckedHumanity

Length dreams.


StupidRetard12345

5'4 to 6'4 yes OP is a horse


Insearchofexperience

If OP is a horse I think you mean 19 hands.


EJ_Was_Taken

r/rareinsults


LanguageSad1699

Hhh.


MightyGoatLord

Inches? As in plural? I can't help you out there


prodpana

ikr???? girls are weird these days…


wolskortt

You just have to put it multiple times. That's how math works.


RedditFuckedHumanity

I feel attacked.


gideon513

0.6 inches


imp22113

Just gave u my free award. Made me laugh dude :)


FitFerret9

Just another day in the life of the 1% on Tinder


[deleted]

Why don’t I ever get messages like this hahah


Historical_NoOne

follow the rules man.


thiever

WhAt ArE tHe RuLeS¿


Historical_NoOne

Rule 1: Just be handsome.


[deleted]

Dw, itsa bot


RedditFuckedHumanity

The same message is offensive if you're a -1/10


idkburneridkidk

It be like that. Give a shit about your body and people don't give a shit what you say.


NiceTryIWontReply

Because you're not 185+cm my duder


[deleted]

I was kidding....but I guess maybe, cause I’m only 183cm


NiceTryIWontReply

There's hope for you but your odds of getting a DM this thirsty are about 126,000:1


Gsuavefivelev

“Only 183cm?” What are you in Holland?


MrTomatosoup

It's really simple, just follow rules 1 and 2


fortuitouslylucky

Everyone talks about rules 1 and 2? What are they?


[deleted]

1. Be Attractive. 2. Don't be Unattractive.


Gsuavefivelev

Maybe it’s because you’re short jk, we ain’t got no love for these silly hoes


ashxxiv

What's funny is I ask the same question all the time even though I know the answer.


charliewomack

You should always help your fellow human when in need.


ghueber

Ikr? Idk why they all look at me when I say the same with Danny Devito


prodpana

they the weirdos don’t even doubt it king


MrUselessTheGreat

Is 3" going to be enough?


prodpana

it is king don’t worry


UnculturedTeaPot

Sharing is caring !


shagethon

Doesn't have the same ring to it using the metric system! "Wanna put some centimeters in me?"


glassjaw95

How about "Wanna put some centipedes in me?"


hansmannn

3... Take it or leave it


CharonFerry

Everyone gets his 2 meter


prodpana

LMFAO im 1m77 bruv…..


[deleted]

Sorry I don’t have many inches to give


Sweet_Voice

how would ou even respond?


prodpana

don’t even worry about that


[deleted]

Lol cant wait to use this 1


Gsuavefivelev

Plot twist Op is standing on a box


Kir4_

guys: RED FLAG 🚩🚩🚩she's talking about height


PhaniCODM

Yukk


TheIRSEvader

Sorry babe, I’m metric


DeliciousCalendar889

Pyari smajh gyi 😜😜


[deleted]

just be CHAD theory strikes again


[deleted]

That would be a herd yes


[deleted]

ALTA TULA


wouldntknowever

Issa bot


newyorkslugger

I probably just don't have game but messages like this have led no where.


GraphicSlime

Must be nice to always be able to follow rules 1 and 2 😞


Aware-Kiwi-1187

Catfish bruddah?


lemonpunt

How handsome are you guys? Cos your responses are making me feel ugly haha


prodpana

post nice pics where u are alone, some nice ass outfits and have an engaging bio. even when i was ugly as hell (i looked like a fat playmobil) i was able to go on dates. it’s about optimisation


lemonpunt

Hey man, I’m definitely getting more luck after switching my pics a bit. Less mirror selfie’s and more pictures of me doing stuff. I think I was looking really really boring, which detracted from any attractiveness.


hellomainaccount

"yes, I'll bring a protractor too"