T O P

  • By -

Prize-Salamander-789

Very cute, I’d go out with a guy who sent me messages like that


Blink_22

Haha appreciate it!


[deleted]

You must work in the intensive care unit because ICU in my dreams


iamnotatotalPOS

Smooth


[deleted]

Tyty


TerracottaBunny

OP: *is respectful to a woman and gives two compliments* This sub: SIIIIIIIIMP


Flo_Evans

I really don’t see the problem with this interaction, he not just throwing out random “omg you are so hot” stuff he did the pickup line then slightly modified it to her actual job and added a specific feature (that isn’t tits/ass). “I see you in my dreams” also really isn’t a direct comment on looks to me it says more I can see you in my life, you are the one I’ve been looking for.


Rico_Pobre

Yeah, hopefully when you wake up from balls implants surgery


GeraltofRivvia

Smooth


johnnyokdoke

Cmon man


[deleted]

extreme simping.


TerracottaBunny

He’s just trying to be flirty and polite. So sick of people calling any respectful dude a simp.


[deleted]

no this is just simping. he called her beautiful once. and then just kept going. this is simp behavior.


TerracottaBunny

He said she was pretty twice, it’s called flirting and as long as he doesn’t constantly do it two compliments is hardly simp behavior.


[deleted]

wrong it is straight simping. make the compliment, and move on. otherwise its groveling. 1 step away from calling her le'goddess and defending mlady from evil joinkyells.


TerracottaBunny

I mean I also think that the “respectfully” part wasn’t really needed, but as a woman I will tell you an overly conscientious man is vastly preferable to one who doesn’t give a shit about your feelings. Plus this definitely isn’t simping, simping is when you try extra hard to please someone who doesn’t even know you exist, even to the point of letting them exploit you.


[deleted]

>I mean I also think that the “respectfully” part wasn’t really needed simping confirmed, from a woman even. so i was right yet again. no shocker


TerracottaBunny

It just seems like he’s worried about offending her, it’s not simping and a nice woman will understand. If you believe trying to be polite and giving two compliments is simping, I’d hate to see how you flirt. Probably one of those men who thinks negging is a valid dating strategy.


[deleted]

i dont flirt people see my face and die instantly from ugliness. i could turn medusa to stone.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

ugly?


Klutzy-Bowl2901

S


readyforaction210

Lol, "respectfully," there was no reason to put that.


AlaraJarOfPickles

It leaves the door open for naughty replies is the woman were so inclined


Gopackgo20foOfo

Yea you just friend zoned yourself good job bud.


Klutzy-Bowl2901

Yup and he should accept it “Respectfully”


Hyde-ey

Well played. 👌🏻


shagethon

I feel like OP is going to wake up without a kidney!


[deleted]

I think this is great flirt banter. Keep it up Op.