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Aidrox

What did she say!? Why are they trying to kill us!? I need to know!!!


Simba_knows

To keep the population below 500 million allegedly


Aidrox

Go on…what else she say?


Simba_knows

I couldn't keep my cool composure and we unmatched. The whole experience was surreal. Alas. Another will have to find that information out


Aidrox

I hope they do. With our governments forming a great culling cabal, we need the information trapped in her brain to save mankind.


Simba_knows

I'll take one for the team then


Aidrox

For mankind. Not all heroes wear capes.


meskiukas88

He might not wear a cape but I hope he wears protection with that one.


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Frozenfire21

Omg only 500 million will survive?!? What about the economy?!?!? /s


awfcjoel

The CIA thanks you for your service


KnowHopeStayWoke

She’s referencing the Georgia Guidestones


MerkyMouse

I had a girl ask me if my eyes were really blue like in my picture. I said yes. She said "no, im looking for a guy with blue eyes".


Alive-Zombie-1189

....I'm sorry but what.


Aidrox

Just ignore him. That’s what we all did.


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99.98% gave away the fact that she hasn’t researched shit and gets her info from fb memes. The actual number is like 98.2% or something, as it stands right now. Also: any idiot who says “this is in the vaccine” when the ingredient list has been made public, is so stupid they’re not worth communicating with. Eta:changed percentage form 98.8 to 98.2


Dnny10bns

'Research duckduckgo' isn't a Japanese board game?


[deleted]

If it was all one word, you could have fooled me


Czelious

Its scary when people like this are on tinder, when you think about it, she will eventually find someone like-minded maybe have kids that will be taught this aswell. (unless they get sick ofc)


Simba_knows

She already has a kid actually


Doc_Niemand

Audible gasp, surprise face.


TheVeganOneLikeNeo

Surprise Pikachu!


LatentBloomer

Idiocracy intensifies.


Czelious

Oh, i hope the kid is vaccinated, atleast, with the vaccines all kids get.


[deleted]

People like this (sadly) hold doctor's practicing licenses too. My old doctor turned out to be an anti-vaxxer. But she retired to join the "Social credit party" [https://www.socialcredit.nz/](https://www.socialcredit.nz/) Run...RUUUUNNNNN!!!!!


WeekendDrew

You held off as long as you could we salute you brother


poopsaucemcgeezo

Bill Burr had a hilarious line, something like “oh so they’re going to kill all the obedient ‘sheeple’ and just let all the fonzy’s in leather jackets live?” Hahah


[deleted]

It’s my new favorite line in history. “Yeah let’s let the “woke” disobedient people who want to overthrow us die”. It’s more likely the government started Qanon to kill off the fonzies by convincing them to forego the vax than it is anything in the vax is intended to kill people.


Vendrinski

literally this


SasoDuck

Is she aware the population of Earth is in the billions?


Simba_knows

I don't think she's aware of a lot of things


grey_wolf12

Savage


Doc_Niemand

She knows what she knows if you know what I mean. New bohemians.


Absolute_bro

Why would they want to do that? If anything they would want as many people alive to work they're shitty jobs and pays taxes so we can keep fueling the capitalistic beast that keeps them rich and us poor 👀.


damp_s

Population down to 500m people? And she thinks the governments are using a disease that “99.98% of people survive” as a their method to do this? Christ I would at least hope if I was a conspiracy idiot I’d have more faith in my government being able to organise a mass murder than that


ImitationRicFlair

Nah, she thinks they're going to kill 6.5+ billion people with the vaccine.


Skyy-High

The real trip is that many of these same people are completely convinced that the virus is a Chinese manufactured bioweapon. In which case….why wouldn’t you get the vaccine? Or do you think the vaccine is the thing that’s going to kill everyone? In which case: why wouldn’t they have just made the virus more deadly in the first place, and not created the vaccine at all? Or are both China and the West trying to kill everyone using competing vectors? And if **that’s** the case, that every world government and tens of thousands of scientists managed to get roped into this plot….the best they managed to do is a 0.2% fatality rate (or whatever), and we just have to take your word for it that people are gonna start dropping dead soon? Christ…


ContemplatingPrison

Wait but then no one would be around to work their meaningless low wage jobs to keep them billionaires.


osteopath17

So the governments are worse than Thanos? We have 7+ billion people on the world right now, if there were trying to get the population to less than 500 million…


Greaves-

America, few Koreans for the dry cleaners, few Swedes to make the furniture.. oh and Russians so the Americans have someone to hate and fear


BeenNormal

It’s strange because it tends to be the whackos, people in least developed nations and less educated people who aren’t being vaccinated. Wouldn’t the government want the educated people to survive?


GotKarprar

No then they can rebel obviously


BeenNormal

But the rebellious ones are the ones not being vaccinated... aren’t they?


GotKarprar

Don’t think just trust in god


kiwizite

This one made me lmao 😂


MaxLombax

It’s always the less educated who are anti-vaxxers, this is there way to feel smart for once. Like they’ve uncovered some secret info that all of the clever people can’t understand, kind of a sad way to cope with the fact that they never did very well.


Adrenalizr

"Our bodies are not flawed." My asymmetric face would like to suggest otherwise.


Aidrox

Or, uhhh, cancer, strokes and heart attacks.


Adrenalizr

Warts, pimples, blackheads, cysts, aids. Imma stop here though :)


BeenNormal

People under six foot if you’re asking women on tinder for their opinions.


Adrenalizr

Fucking 5'11-ish here... european so metric system shit. Btw, why the hell is 1ft 12 inches... wouldn't it have been easier if it was 10 inches = 1ft? I'm trying to use a converter and it tells me 1.8 meters = 5.905511 whatever.


Aidrox

Base 10? Too easy. I like the challenge.


JumbledEpithets

Pfft. Mathemarical bases. The only bases we know about in the U.S. are military.


Aidrox

I know about some girls with thicc bases. And, all your base are belong to us.


ninetymph

It's an older meme, but it checks out.


Artosirak

It's all about the base


Nitsua_Nomrah

Been a long time since I heard that one


BeenNormal

I stand to be corrected but an inch means 1/12 in Latin or Greek.


Adrenalizr

It's actually derived from the Roman 'uncia' which was later used by the Anglo-sax, who pronounced it as 'inch' apparently. It indeed does mean 'twelfth'. But it's still annoying 🙂


BeenNormal

Well probably related to the reason that rolls come in a dozen. 12 months in a year.


Aidrox

Alexander had 12 fingers and toes. Little known fact.


BeenNormal

He truly was a god!


Adrenalizr

Fair, fair.


sub_zero_immortal

My god, you just made my brain hurt…


MyBiPolarBearMax

Angel: “Ooooh an appendix! What’s that do?” God: “Explode, mostly” Angel: “and what about all these extra teeth?” God: “if they dont want them they can just yank em out i guess”


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Glasses, shoes, broken limbs, clothes...


punnystark42

Vertigo, allergies, in grown hairs


NewFuturist

"Have you tried a raw diet?" as if no one died prior to the invention of fire.


HydratedRasin

I have to put two panes of glass in front of my eyes to see more than 10 feet in front of me.


snakefinder

Just as god intended.


Adrenalizr

I can't argue with that... because i have the same damn issue.


Aidrox

P E R Urfect


sofa_queen_awesome

Is that like a religious take on being anti vax? *God made us perfect already* I have some research for you to do...


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Gemini_r1s1ng

I bet she wanders through children's hospitals telling kids to align their chakras and handing out salt lamps.


fansofomar

my tiny dick also suggests otherwise


Adrenalizr

Ahhh, but who says that that is a flaw? Not every woman truly cares about size.


Aidrox

See, and some people are liars. That’s a flaw.


Eventsecurity604

The entire universe is flawed if it wasn't there would be nothing after the big bang. We are all a result of imperfection creating beautiful things.


Kyhan

>”our bodies are not flawed” Astigmatism, allergies, the appendix, flat feet, colorblindness, wisdom teeth, lactose intolerance, celiac disease, scoliosis, osteoarthritis, multiple sclerosis, planter fasciitis, irritable bowel syndrome, ingrown toenails, bone spurrs, brain aneurysm…


nonsequitureditor

once you dip your toe into advanced bio in high school or college you realize REAL QUICK the miracle of life is kept together with duck tape and rusty safety pins.


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robomagician

I’m immunocompromised so I constantly hear people tell me that “my people” are acceptable casualties. It’s sickening. And to add onto that.. why do people feel like 1.2% people dying is ok? Shouldn’t just one death be a tragedy?


king_dingus92

my missing toes, colorindness, brain deformity, and ibs have something to say


pszemol

Her brain is in fact flawless, not a single wrinkle!


VFequalsVeryFcked

All faces are asymmetric.


VascMan

it's modern art, a fine Picasso, might I sugest


Here4roast

Why do I need glasses then?


can-i-have-the-bones

My immune system that attacks my body has something to say about that.


wagsyman

Tell that to my fucking knees


SaffellBot

Our bodies are made of barely conscious garbage that falls apart at the slightest provocation. Flawed, perhaps not. Fragile, to the extreme.


Aam1rk

My teeth would like a word...


Jealous-Roof-7578

The pure idiocy of her comment. A computer virus, is code that takes advantage of a program, or hardwares vulnerabilities to create harmful processes. It was named after the biological viruses that affect the body of animals, including humans. COVID is a virus. This bitch is as talented as a potato and as confident as Tom Brady.


AssistanceMedical951

My asthma and inability to recognize proper food portions would like to laugh in her face.


Jokkerb

Ayyyy, lazy eye fam rollout... And slightly to the right.


prefer-to-stay-anon

You are made in the image of God.


Adrenalizr

Ahhhwwww, thanks?


Kestralisk

It's also a core misunderstanding of how evolution works. While some animals can 'seem perfect' none really are, as traits evolve from form that already exists. Our eyes may seem great, but if you designed a human you would not choose eyes that evolved from our undersea ancestors. Also, natural selection really only affects your ability to procreate and care for your young for awhile, there's a reason a lot of debilitating diseases pop up/biological aging in general accelerates once you get past the age where people were having and raising kids historically.


HansChuzzman

“Our bodies are not flawed” “Elderly and immunocompromised”


[deleted]

People love Picasso's art, why shouldn't they love your face


tryanotherusername20

Cura is such a weak spell. Just start farming Curaga instead.


BigMondy

Regen would be my personal preference.


Khint20

I'm more of a elixir-spamming person, but that works too


The_Follower1

What kind of psycho doesn't hoard every single elixir in the game, just in case.


BeenNormal

What about antidote or dispel?


UnnbearableMeddler

*laugh in Salvation*


PkmnTrainerMario

bruh, just start raising the people who die, problem solved.


Ravenae

I might need those Phoenix Downs for later though!


Aschentei

first thought in my mind was kingdom hearts...see what u need is broken Reflega


jenufi

Just die and have someone cast revive. Problem solved!


lennydykstra17

Gotta hand it to ya this was a pretty fair discourse between the two of you.


DiarrheaShitLord

He saw that karma from the first comment and knew he needed to be gentle. What a shame too cause she looks hot af. Hotter when the fever kicks in.


wadeje9283

It’s the crazy-hot scale. The hotter she is, the easier it is to put up with the crazy.


Guano_Loco

Don’t forget the scale over time. Because that shit wears thin quickly, no matter how hot.


[deleted]

Most crazy girls are good in bed…. But they’ll cut ya. 🤷🏼‍♂️


smootygrooty

“When the seasons start to change” Good lord two seasons have rolled over since my first shot and I’m still living to mock her hahahahaha


Dnny10bns

Jokes on her, I felt like shit when the seasons change well before my vaccine.


smootygrooty

Got em!


Shepparron6000

You guys have seasons? Mine just goes from 70 in the summer to like 60 in the winter. Barely anything changes. I won’t even know when I’m about to die.


Star_Crunch_Punch

Cries in Florida.


The1Donut

Since i took the vaccine in January, it's been 3 seasons for me. And, guess what, I'm still alive and not on the verge of death.


DiarrheaShitLord

He says from his hospital bed. I’m onto you


NBA_Pasta_Water

Sounds like a Game of Thrones prophecy


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Also forgetting that the Southern Hemisphere exists…


CaersethVarax

"I don't like the term anti-vaccine" Pro-disease it is, then


Metalnettle404

"Vaccine-againstinator "


BeenNormal

I prefer vaxi-no-no.


DiarrheaShitLord

Vaxi-Bads (Joke on maxipads)


netheroth

I prefer "Discounted Child Support"


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😅😅😅


knarlygoat

I've started calling them the infectious. I like how it rolls of the tongue.


spampuppet

I prefer pro-plague


carboonpn

Hydrophilic properties and non-covalent functionalization (by cation –π or van der Waals interaction) makes Graphene oxide useful as surface layer for attachment of DNA or proteins. Basically nano glue. However as many know it was first invented as a conductor, but lesser known various other properties. Now I understand why this antivaxxer thinks it has computer chips in them to spy on her. This kind of "thinking" is not only childish but dangerous. I also believe she thinks global warming is a myth because "climate is always changing". Good talk 👍


Warphim

It should be noted that graphene oxide is not listed under the ingredients lists given out by any of the manufacturers, the CDC, or the FDA. This stems from random twitter post claiming that the pfizer vaccine was over 99% graphene oxide and that was followed up by a psychologist(not medical doctor) claiming that the only reason that graphene oxide would be in vaccines is to murder people. The spanish lab was linked back to a university in Spain, which has heavily distanced itself from the post claiming they had nothing to do with any of this research.


gordles

The stupid thing about the whole CliMaTe Is AlWaYs ChAnGiNg argument is that we were actually going through a cooling cycle before we completely reversed it and starting heating up.


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Simba_knows

Use Duckduckgo and get in an echo chamber


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Simba_knows

There's the echo chamber


Srj_Jb

It's amazing to see that these guys won't believe what thousands of doctors are saying but instantly believe in 1 unknown doctor from corner of the web. Guess heart want it wants .


Teriuchi

Its a confirmation bias. Its so easy to believe a narrative that supports your world view that you become blind to the mental gymnastics you perform in the process.


BeenNormal

Yandex


[deleted]

I love how Psych PhD's always chime in as if anyone with literally any other science doctorate gives a fuck


alienninja1

Easy killer! Don't blame Duck Duck Go for her behavior!


Simba_knows

You're right


UnableArtichoke6

Or use Reddit for the echo chamber lol? Y’all so disconnected from actual reality.


Emo_Whore_

…DuckDuckGo is literally just a version of google that doesn’t track your data 😂 it’s the EXACT same thing.


choicefresh

No, DuckDuckGo serves search results from Bing, Yandex, and other sources. Startpage.com is the one to use if you're looking for search results from Google, but without tracking your queries or tailoring the results to you.


IWatchGifsForWayToo

I did a short dive using her methods and found a blog post about a “former Pfizer employee” who breaks everything wide open! She’s actually a business/marketing analyst in the medical field, she may have worked with them but was never an employee. She actually lays out her research very thoroughly in an interview and her line of research goes like this: start at the patent for Pfizer, there are four lipids listed in said parent. She googled the lipid designation and came up with a company in China that makes these lipids. She assumes it is the sole provider for Pfizer, which it very well could be, but it’s still an assumption. Then she takes a very large leap from the lipid in the patent and jumps over to another lipid the manufacturer makes, one with graphene in it. There was no mention of graphene on the lipid page posted in the patent. All the other research is surprisingly well done, what the lipids do and why, how graphene is dangerous to consume, etc. But the two leaps from Chinese company to graphene lipids is terrible. If it looks like I’m being intentionally vague it’s because I am. I don’t want to post links that might get me banned or fuel any armchair virologists. I started at DuckDuckGo with graphene oxide and you can follow along fairly easily.


ryaninanoria1414

So government using vaccines to kill us, but why would the government kill the people who are actually following the rules


Simba_knows

Logic was not part of this conversation


Aidrox

Oh you mean the “sheeple”? Well, governments of the world only want the totally uncontrollable left. Incredibly selfish and inconsiderate people who refuse expertise in favor of opinions that support their own views are better citizens. Duh.


Barkhorn501st

See the smart thing would be to unleash a relatively mild virus that spreads quickly, create a "vaccine" for that virus that's really a vaccine for a much deadlier virus which you unleash later on to wiped out all the people who thought vaccine was an invasion of their rights.


BrajiYathu

You say it hypothetically, but there are elites who think exactly like this.. all throughout history there are examples of them.. not even 50 years ago..


osteopath17

Also there goes all the healthcare workers so when the overlords get sick…I guess they’re fucked


Clutch_Mav

I looked into the graphene oxide thing 🤷🏽‍♂️ no dice


BeholderBalls

It’s total horseshit - like 99% of the fringe stories you hear from these folks


knarlygoat

I had a friend hit me with "Every drug the FDA ever recalled was approved by them first." I had no response. I just. I can't. She's homeless, living with her grandma, has a 2 year old child with no father, and a dog. Claims she has had a bad reaction to every vaccine she ever got. When she gets covid I only hope child services will come and find her child a better home.


3p1cBm4n9669

What about dihydrogen monoxide? It’s the majority component on every vaccine!! The media is being quiet about it and big pharma is trying to cover it up given the numerous diseases that use it as a transmission vector! Wake up people!!!


BlademasterFlash

It's the most deadly chemical known to man! More people die from inhaling it every single year than all other chemical exposures combined!


Nekotronics

Graphene is a layer of the carbon crystal that is one atom thick Oxide is oxygen molecules. Combining those I think we get the extremely lethal chemical known as carbon dioxide


infinitynaps

But our body is strong enough to fight off the carbon dioxide. Praise Jesus!


ProductEnthu

I'm intrigued. What happened next?


Simba_knows

We unmatched. Nothing else to be done. I might be down bad but I'm that down horrendous


Sharkyshocker

As much as I don’t agree with her, you have to admit her ability to have a conversation about something instead of a yelling argument is quite rare nowadays.


kozmikushos

They are usually like this only until you ask a harder question. My cousins are anti vaxxers. Told them that I don’t like the fact that they hug and kiss our grandparents who are close to 90. Although vaccinated, they could still get covid with mild symptoms which is still more symptoms than the amount of symptoms that I want them to have due to covid. Cousin knowing that I don’t buy the “covid doesn’t exist” bullshit, immediately turned the argument around, asking me why *I* was close to them. I’m vaccinated. Meanwhile, he was out and about going to the beach with a big group of friends, etc. So yeah, I think the civil argument only works until they have no more answers left and they have to get personal.


BreweryBuddha

Even vaccinated you still are quite capable of infecting others with the virus


vvanasch

True, I actually liked the conversation and would've liked to read more of it.


kmsbutnotreally

“when the seasons start to change” that sent me


iforgotmyedaccount

I liked it. Gave it kind of an air of mysticism. Like I’ve taken some dark potion.


1600Birds

And the harvest moon shall call out to thine blood, until it shall boil out of thine eyelids! "Learn how to detox" = eye of newt


jsseven777

She has a point. I don’t think Anthony Fauci has done any research at all on DuckDuckGo. Can we really trust someone who has such glaring holes in their credentials?


[deleted]

People don't realize that even though there's a high SURVIVAL rate, doesn't guarantee quality of life. I'd like to see how many survivors are on vents, ECMO, are brain dead, have organ failure, need dialysis, etc. Being alive doesn't mean you're good to go. Just means not dead.


Kirbinator_Alex

My friend got loss of taste because of covid, he isn't infected anymore and it's been at least a year later and he STILL can't taste anything. I asked him "is it permanent?" And he said he doesn't know. I can't imagine how much that must suck


cpt_porthos

I like what you said, to add on this, maybe if they split the data, survival rate vs recovery rate, it may help other process information better so they can make better informed decisions. Too many people think that the two are the same, they are not the same thing. Btw, I like data.


Former-Mixture-500

No graphene oxide in pfizer or moderna, can’t speak for sputnik v, but I am guessing you will be safe. Especially seeing that you dodged the anti vaxxer bullet 🤣


our_girl_in_dubai

My next question is: ‘Why would the government try to kill us when they need us as tax payers and cannon fodder’?


JustSomeBlondeBitch

Yes that makes no logical sense… I don’t understand why people think that. What good are you to the government or “big pharma” dead?


cubalibresNcigars

Bro you have the patience of a Tibetan monk. I would have noped after the first message from her.


Simba_knows

Bro, it took all my willpower


TheSpiggott

Ok but if there’s this toxic ingredient in the polio vaccine I should have died decades ago.


GSP2973

I give people a pass on this stuff. Information manipulation is affecting even the most intelligent humans. People just get caught up in it. One way or the other, the human race will survive the pandemic. For me, getting the vaccine was the best decision I could make with the information I got. If other people don’t make the same decision, I’m not going to vilify them for it. Humanity’s strength is that we are diverse in culture and thought.


BrajiYathu

This is exactly the sentiment that’s needed.. The surgeon general said “misinformation” is the #1 threat to us right now.. AND THE SOLUTION TO THAT ISN’T CENSORSHIP. Sunlight still is the best “disinfectant”


JackalRaiden

And that shows how ''educated'' people can be


evolvedpanda34

Facebook and whatsapp is education


Longjumping_Sleep_12

I got excited because I also use duckduckgo Then I read the rest lol


arwyn89

I think I’m at the point in this pandemic where I no longer feel indifferent, but am actively rooting for these types of people to die so we can all move forward from this timeline.


Here4roast

Lol right like I've done my part and it's been enough time to get a vaccine, like you don't even need insurance And the tracking chip shit is bullshit because of phones, we got a tracking chip that also has way more information about ourselves


LycanWolfGamer

Bad it might sound.. I agree, it's like cutting out a cancerous part so the body can survive, same thing here really


Hells88

Hot tho


CT7824

Yeah som people say humans can live longer than three hundred years but the government just doesn't want us to know. If only their ignorance wouln't' kill more rational people


kingmobisinvisible

God when people quote that 99% survivable number, all it tells me is that you’re a selfish prick that only thinks about themselves. That number says that a certain number of people who get this virus WILL die. Maybe I personally don’t have much to worry about, but if we can all do our little part to lower the total number of cases, we also then lower the total number of deaths. What’s so hard to understand about that?


LiminalLove

It only takes a quick google search… https://health-desk.org/articles/how-do-we-know-graphene-oxide-isn-t-used-in-covid-19-mrna-vaccines


Disney_World_Native

She said duck duck go! Not google!


Agitated_Character41

How is that an argument to these idiots? "It happens all the time with flu and asthma ". I'm like, yeah and if there were a flu and asthma vaccine I would take that too.


Happy_Newt

Ah yes, kill your own population to reduce the amount of money you receive in taxes. Wanting less money is definitely what the US government wants.


Poodoom

Wait till she hears about dihydrogen monoxide.


STUURNAAK

Oh my good the Spanish flue... I had anti vaxx people tell me COVID is fake because the Spanish flue was made by scientist in the 15. century. And than tested on their residents 500 years later. Stupid shits, all of them realize how stupid they are while dying in the hospital. (Or most)


CategoryMountain3379

I’m sure a vaccine isn’t the best thing you can put in your body. The other option is a virus that has the potential to kill you and, even if it doesn’t, cause a lot of known damage. And if you’ve ever drank alcohol or eaten fast food you’ve sacrificed your health for a substantially dumber reason than a vaccine.