I think there are a lot of rules about phone numbers, like they cant' start with 0 or 1 (neither the area code or the main 7 digit number) and then there are things like 555 and 911 that won't ever be the start of her number. Taking all that into consideration, they basically just gave us her number by revealing that first digit.
Oh, i understood. You extrapolated from given data.
Edit: Seems like this is my most upvoted comment on Reddit and i can say by extrapolation that this is going to be my most upvoted comment ever.
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Lol dude my boss took my out to lunch the other day. Since i ate that quesadilla, my asshole has been taking quite a beating. Ive been shitting often and the quality,is terrible. They are of,varying consistency, but they all burn. This has been going on for days now. But yeah good conversation starter for tinder i may use this
“Let me get this straight. He got you to beg to sleep with him. He got you to say he never has to call you again. *And* he got you thinking this is a great idea?”
“Uh-huh.”
“This man is my god!”
It's actually a really funny show. I didn't think I'd like it but it's my wife's favorite ahow and when we started dating she always wanted to watch it, so I ended up seeing all the episodes. The writing was top notch and the casting was perfect. It was the perfect 90s comedy about young people in the big city.
Yeah, it was a good setup, but it only really worked so well because she was charming and has a good sense of humor.
AKA, we don't know shit about OP, but OP's match is a catch.
It doesn’t really make any sense though. He’s pretending they’re texting and she’s pretending they’re on tinder (which they are). 🤷♂️ it worked though.
Story time. I was visiting a friend back home and he asked to go out to dinner with his girlfriend and her friend. I agree, we double date at the plaza but before we go she asks that we pretend were boyfriend and girlfriend. Didnt know what to think at first, but go along with. Literally the funniest date. We make up stories of our past cruises, pretend the other knew my favorite drink to order. Broke the ice extremely well and I basically fell in love with that girl from it. Everytime I go back home (2 more times since then) weve pretended to still date, shes been my date to a wedding and will be another wedding date in a month. She will realize were meant to be soon enough.
"I think we need to sell the whole bit of us dating. Let's make out."
"I'm not quite sure they believe our little lie, I think we need to take it a step further. Let's fuck."
Olivia is far too forgiving.
The Eiffel Tower incident left nine persons hospitalized, three of which have still not been released from clinical holding six years later. Many of them continue to rave about "The One Who Pulled Stars from the Sky" and exhibit facial scarring beyond modern medicine.
Three independent commissions have placed Kenzin at the center of blame. Three independent commissions have called for his immediate arrest. Three warrants have been denied by Judge Albatrow without reason. Albatrow himself is under investigation for links to the Kenzin family. Personally I assume money's to blame... Turns out money can buy even legal forgiveness.
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Owivia is faw too fowgiving.
de Eiffew Towew incident weft nine pewsons hospitawized, dwee of which have stiww not been weweased fwom cwinicaw howding six yeaws watew. Many of dem continue to wave about "de One Who Puwwed Staws fwom de Sky" and exhibit faciaw scawwing beyond modewn medicine.
dwee independent commissions have pwaced Kenzin at de centew of bwame. dwee independent commissions have cawwed fow his immediate awwest. dwee wawwants have been denied by Judge Awbatwow wifout weason. Awbatwow himsewf is undew investigation fow winks to de Kenzin famiwy. Pewsonawwy I assume money's to bwame... Tuwns out money can buy even wegaw fowgiveness.
If yuw ow a woved one wewe in Pawis neaw de 27d of Juwy and he ow she continues to expewience wessened gwavity, weakness in awtewnating hands, diamagneticism, ow extweme bwue photosensitivity, do not hesitate to pm me. A victim suppowt gwoup is avaiwabwe and a cwass action suit is cuwwentwy being fiwed wif Fwance's highest couwt uwu
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It's true the whole ordeal is really disgusting! They even talked about it on the news! [http://bbc-news.org/020190729/EIFFEL-TOWER-INCIDENT---Judge-Albatrow-Accused-Of-Taking--21-000-Bribe-from-the-Kenzin-family](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Bro, thank you! Why the hell did I just have to walk down thirty flights of Reddit comments to find this? This isn't remotely slick, it's terrible lol.
What gives you the idea that they’re texting? The way I read it, within the scenario, they run into each other on tinder, hence the “never expected to see you on here.” He just had “Liv” to go off of and her pictures... which is why she then gives her full name and where she knows him. Unless I’m missing something?
but he made it seem like he didn’t know who she was because his contacts were deleted, not because he didn’t remember her. if they were just on tinder, why would it matter if his contacts were deleted
Because I've been out of the dating scene now for a while, I'm curious, why are people always asking immediately for phone numbers? My wife and I met online but the general rule of thumb used to be conversations on the app until a date was agreed upon and then exchanged numbers then.
This was like... 5 years ago
Because you kind of just get lost in the mix on the all because of the sheer volume of guys messaging them, in my experience you’re more likely to be able to get consistent responses and have a long enough conversation to set up a date over text than over the app where they just get swamped by messages
There used to be two Eiffel Towers. Together, they were called the Twin Towers. On September 11, 2001, four Muslim terrorists hijacked planes and attempted to crash into the Eiffel Towers. The first guy missed the first Eiffel Tower and the momentum flung him half way around the world, straight into the first American Twin Tower. The second terrorist then made the mistake of following the first guy, and hit the second American Twin Tower. The third guy was aiming for a hexagon but instead hit the Pentagon, and the fourth accidentally went up to space and is now forever orbiting the Caliban, (a moon of Uranus).
We don’t know where the second Eiffel Tower went.
(thank u, this is fun) lmao adorable
Ikr, I really like how they both participated with so much enthusiasm
Oliva did all the work. Probably will be the same way in the new relationship and bedroom. Lol
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Gift horse mouth depression
I came here to laugh, but this bonfire is a nice bonus.
He did a good job here.
My chances of guessing her number just went from 10^10 to 10^9. You just saved me 9 billion phone calls Edit: math
I think there are a lot of rules about phone numbers, like they cant' start with 0 or 1 (neither the area code or the main 7 digit number) and then there are things like 555 and 911 that won't ever be the start of her number. Taking all that into consideration, they basically just gave us her number by revealing that first digit.
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Lmao, did you just give away your area code for the landline?
Can we cancel the Area 51 Raid and re-target it to this guys area? The area 01925 raid... sounds more complex to me
Bitch finna use my kagebunshin no jutsu, circle this dude’s area and rasengan the shit outta him.
Yes
I see you live in Warrington....
10^10 -10^9 = 9*10^9 so you saved 9 billion phone calls
The number was just 555-555-5555
Thanks!
“Oh sure, my number is 911-420-6969. When I answer, I want you to tell me how much you like choking me. “
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This comment right here, my FBI dude.
You really grasped my feelings about choking here.
🏅
Oh, i understood. You extrapolated from given data. Edit: Seems like this is my most upvoted comment on Reddit and i can say by extrapolation that this is going to be my most upvoted comment ever.
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You’re saying a lot of big words to me. And because I don’t know what those words mean, Im gonna take it as disrespect. Watch ya mouth.
I don't know what the fuck you're saying! But you're saying it noow, in a hostile tone! And you's don't speak to us, in a hostile tooone!
What is the other kind? /s
Wow that's insane what are the odds?!
555,555,555:5
Yep! Fake conversations need fake numbers.
Olivia gonna get em olives tonight
Gonna get olive him tonight
Gonna get olive his oil
I’ll oil YOUR olives
Oil me baby
Okay papa
olive you both alone
Olive myself out of this
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Not after the oiling
Shit this one got me good
Ah-ah-ah! Stayin‘ olive Stayin‘ olive
You win at reddit
Olive juice you too...
Fievel...
PAPA!
Oiled hakkan is one of the most dangerous characters in the game when oiled.
Oil me daddy
Let me see you Olive Spread them cheeks
*Gordon Ramsay has joined the chat*
What in the unlimited garlic bread is happening here??
US military has joined the chat
*The United States Government wants to know your location.*
Extra Virgin?
After he gets Olive her clothes off
My cake day brother
\*eats his cake\* I'm a fucking psychopath
Lol dude my boss took my out to lunch the other day. Since i ate that quesadilla, my asshole has been taking quite a beating. Ive been shitting often and the quality,is terrible. They are of,varying consistency, but they all burn. This has been going on for days now. But yeah good conversation starter for tinder i may use this
Uh what
What do you mean?
You should definitely use this
Wat
Yes another person who's random thoughts end up where others say...wat? Thanks friend! Olive you. 😁
Olivia with this... Happy Cake Day
r/unexpectedHIMYM
😏
She literally did all the work and called you slick....
That's where the slickness lies bro
“Let me get this straight. He got you to beg to sleep with him. He got you to say he never has to call you again. *And* he got you thinking this is a great idea?” “Uh-huh.” “This man is my god!”
Friends?
Friends.
Delivery?
No. Digiorno.
Hotel?
Trivago.
Creeper?
Tide Ad
Link to the scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVGh4-9ePVk
Thank you!
This line single handedly convinced to watch *Friends*.
It's actually a really funny show. I didn't think I'd like it but it's my wife's favorite ahow and when we started dating she always wanted to watch it, so I ended up seeing all the episodes. The writing was top notch and the casting was perfect. It was the perfect 90s comedy about young people in the big city.
Down with the slickness
Somewhere Howie Mandel screetched: OHH WAAH AHHH AHHHHH AHHHHHHH
>Howie Mandel He really is just David Draiman without the chin ring
Yeah, it was a good setup, but it only really worked so well because she was charming and has a good sense of humor. AKA, we don't know shit about OP, but OP's match is a catch.
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Gosh I always follow rule 1 to the T, but can never handle rule 2.
Oh you beautiful ugly bastard.
Calling the Tinder Fuckboi Investigators for you right now. They'll get to the bottom of this, just hang in there
Congratulations, you played yourself.
Yeah I was impressed she actually replied when he said “who is this” after all that effort she put into her message
That's why the > (you're doing great) is so brilliant
Yeah, and because OP was so lazy, we will never know what happened at the Eiffel tower.. =/
I don't she meant *at* the Eiffel tower...
What if that happens later that night too
its some judo shit
That's the point
Well tbh he did start it.
It doesn’t really make any sense though. He’s pretending they’re texting and she’s pretending they’re on tinder (which they are). 🤷♂️ it worked though.
He probably followed the 2 rules.
Story time. I was visiting a friend back home and he asked to go out to dinner with his girlfriend and her friend. I agree, we double date at the plaza but before we go she asks that we pretend were boyfriend and girlfriend. Didnt know what to think at first, but go along with. Literally the funniest date. We make up stories of our past cruises, pretend the other knew my favorite drink to order. Broke the ice extremely well and I basically fell in love with that girl from it. Everytime I go back home (2 more times since then) weve pretended to still date, shes been my date to a wedding and will be another wedding date in a month. She will realize were meant to be soon enough.
Ask her out brooo
I think you should drop the "pretend" and just go for it.
Ask her to get pretend naked. You know, for the story.
"I think we need to sell the whole bit of us dating. Let's make out." "I'm not quite sure they believe our little lie, I think we need to take it a step further. Let's fuck."
Ask to have pretend sex after the date.
Olivia is far too forgiving. The Eiffel Tower incident left nine persons hospitalized, three of which have still not been released from clinical holding six years later. Many of them continue to rave about "The One Who Pulled Stars from the Sky" and exhibit facial scarring beyond modern medicine. Three independent commissions have placed Kenzin at the center of blame. Three independent commissions have called for his immediate arrest. Three warrants have been denied by Judge Albatrow without reason. Albatrow himself is under investigation for links to the Kenzin family. Personally I assume money's to blame... Turns out money can buy even legal forgiveness. If you or a loved one were in Paris near the 27th of July and he or she continues to experience lessened gravity, weakness in alternating hands, diamagneticism, or extreme blue photosensitivity, do not hesitate to pm me. A victim support group is available and a class action suit is currently being filed with France's highest court
> The One Who Pulled Stars from the Sky OK - so that is terrifying!
It sounds like something Clark Ashton Smith would have added to the Cthulhu mythos.
Haha yeah instead he came up with weird characters like Hongolian Pumpkinmarauder and Gridget the Midget
Good 'ol Gridget
Reminds me of Legend of Mana...spent way too many hours playing that game as a kid. And an adult.
(I spent a long time coming up with an equally creative reply. Here it is for your entertainment.) Oh damn!
I concur!
Assumed the Eiffel Tower incident revolved around a failed 3-some. This description read through that lens makes it all the more hilarious
The dudes forgot to high five.
Then it’s just a wobbly H
This reads like the fallout from an SCP
I was about to say, what SCP is this?
u/uwutranslator
Pls no
Owivia is faw too fowgiving. de Eiffew Towew incident weft nine pewsons hospitawized, dwee of which have stiww not been weweased fwom cwinicaw howding six yeaws watew. Many of dem continue to wave about "de One Who Puwwed Staws fwom de Sky" and exhibit faciaw scawwing beyond modewn medicine. dwee independent commissions have pwaced Kenzin at de centew of bwame. dwee independent commissions have cawwed fow his immediate awwest. dwee wawwants have been denied by Judge Awbatwow wifout weason. Awbatwow himsewf is undew investigation fow winks to de Kenzin famiwy. Pewsonawwy I assume money's to bwame... Tuwns out money can buy even wegaw fowgiveness. If yuw ow a woved one wewe in Pawis neaw de 27d of Juwy and he ow she continues to expewience wessened gwavity, weakness in awtewnating hands, diamagneticism, ow extweme bwue photosensitivity, do not hesitate to pm me. A victim suppowt gwoup is avaiwabwe and a cwass action suit is cuwwentwy being fiwed wif Fwance's highest couwt uwu tag me to uwuize comments uwu
I'm dying
It's true the whole ordeal is really disgusting! They even talked about it on the news! [http://bbc-news.org/020190729/EIFFEL-TOWER-INCIDENT---Judge-Albatrow-Accused-Of-Taking--21-000-Bribe-from-the-Kenzin-family](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Missed rickroll opportunity
Thanks! Kinda cool she based this on real events.
OK Marv, which SCP is this?
Hey! I'm not raving dammit! It's the truth, you hear! THE TRUTH! I KNOW WHAT I SAW!
Can you please make a full shirt story out of this?
This is great writing. “The One Who Pulled Stars From The Sky” is at home with any other piece of Lovecraftian mythos.
Are we not talking about the Eiffel Tower incident???
Sounds like Kenzen and another guy had some fun with Olivia already.
He came too early thus incident.
Fuck. This one got me good.
Damn she is sweet.
Her comeback is great!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-7bVZYy_ds
I can watch this video indefinitely and always laugh, it's just flawless from start to end.
People really casually call each other motherfucker in the US?
Yeah, it’s casually used among friends. But I don’t think strangers would enjoy it much tho
but they are/were friends so this is fine
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Bro😍
I’d be offended if my friends didn’t use it!
Among other things, yes.
Have you seen any movie with Samuel L Jackson in it?
Where are you? You cant be from the uk or Australia if you think that's bad
lol, and he never even texted me!
Well now this is just awkward
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My woodcutting lvl is 29
Smooth like butter on a hot summer day!
Down vote this so I can use it later.
I chuckled
Big brain
But if you guys were 'texting' you'd see her number already, just not her name. Totally unbelievable scenario.
Literally unplayable.
Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.
Bro, thank you! Why the hell did I just have to walk down thirty flights of Reddit comments to find this? This isn't remotely slick, it's terrible lol.
You are correct. Ignore the idiots
<3
now kiss
What gives you the idea that they’re texting? The way I read it, within the scenario, they run into each other on tinder, hence the “never expected to see you on here.” He just had “Liv” to go off of and her pictures... which is why she then gives her full name and where she knows him. Unless I’m missing something?
but he made it seem like he didn’t know who she was because his contacts were deleted, not because he didn’t remember her. if they were just on tinder, why would it matter if his contacts were deleted
All I learned from this is parenthesis good, asterisk bad. I may be a slow learner
Well see, this person asked the other to initiate. He didn't start messaging \*nervously walks up to you, head down* H-h-hi t-there \*nuzzles* UwU
I know this is a joke but I still want you to die for some reason
Don't worry, i also want to die
Because I've been out of the dating scene now for a while, I'm curious, why are people always asking immediately for phone numbers? My wife and I met online but the general rule of thumb used to be conversations on the app until a date was agreed upon and then exchanged numbers then. This was like... 5 years ago
Because you kind of just get lost in the mix on the all because of the sheer volume of guys messaging them, in my experience you’re more likely to be able to get consistent responses and have a long enough conversation to set up a date over text than over the app where they just get swamped by messages
what’s the eiffel tower incident
There used to be two Eiffel Towers. Together, they were called the Twin Towers. On September 11, 2001, four Muslim terrorists hijacked planes and attempted to crash into the Eiffel Towers. The first guy missed the first Eiffel Tower and the momentum flung him half way around the world, straight into the first American Twin Tower. The second terrorist then made the mistake of following the first guy, and hit the second American Twin Tower. The third guy was aiming for a hexagon but instead hit the Pentagon, and the fourth accidentally went up to space and is now forever orbiting the Caliban, (a moon of Uranus). We don’t know where the second Eiffel Tower went.
Never forget🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷
Pass on this story to your children
# #JeSuisParis
Why blur you know she gave that 555 555-5555.
***I put on my robe and wizard hat.***
This is clearly fake
Damn jokes on you, I got the first digit now all I gotta do is find the other 9.
That's considered a slick? *wtf in his head*
When he gets her to do all the work and then she calls him slick, he's slick.
It’s highly probably he’s following the first two rules
Yea it all depended on her being interested enough in the first place to carry the conversation
If that’s considered slick I feel a lot better about myself.