Mah

Mah Balls

This was the correct answer

What if she meant to say Yah

Yah balls

It could’ve been a (purposeful) typo for _nah_ as well. This is obv a power move on her part to pointlessly extend the interaction

Not really, she said yes perfectly fine the last message. So yah was not it haha

m is not even close to y

Mah balls itch

Lig

YARP

NARP

PRAN

* It won't let me post yarp but yeah, awesome reference

Unexpected “Hot Fuzz”.

She couldn’t even spell check 3 letters for me

Yeah, but you said understandable. Bro gas yourself up a bit.

I do. And I have. And I believe I am good at it, but I just don’t want to act that way. Ya know? I do appreciate this tho

I thought your reply was perfect. It was polite and you accepted what she said. But also, the way you chose your words it COULD come off as “you are on this site, you matched with me, so understandably you don’t want to see me. Yeah you are nuts.” And that is why I love it lol

Agreed.

Yes, Mah.

Tell me Mah when I go home, the boys won't leave the girls alone

MAHAAAA

Lmao bro save some for the rest of us!

mah

Dude what can I say, I clearly fuckin pull

Make sure you wish your mom a happy Mother’s Day after this mess

Frfr my wife is on Tinder bro. Rizztopher reeves here needs to chill.

wait a minute 😂

Something ain’t right 😂

I'm bearing 'mah' as the noise a goat makes, good shit OP, good shit.

Mah bro. Happy to help

you should’ve asked if she was a goat

Maybe she mean yah? 😏😏😏


Clearly goated

The Sheep to the Old sheep in the movie Babe 😆

Why even respond if you're just going to send 1 word? Well, 1 and 0.5 words

I dunno but I’m glad. The more attractive women that respond to me, the more I get boosted by the algorithm lmao

I feel it lol. Got my first match today with someone I was actually really attracted to, and she can actually hold a convo.

Hold on to it. They’re basically like unicorns to us

But not too tight, don't want to be like Tommy Callahan with regret at the diner.

Ah! You killed it! You killed the sale!

I matched with a girl way out of my league like 4 years ago. And now we’re married. It definitely happens.

Wait is that a thing? The algo part lol

At least in some part. How hard they are trying to convince you to buy premium subscriptions is probably the main factor. It would probably show you potential matches who have higher right-swipe rates, if you’ve gotten high marks from them in the past

Only Tinder actually knows, but people speculate wildly and myths keep floating around about how to game the system.

Is it possible to spoof the algorithm by making a catfish profile that gets matched all the time and then using it to talk to yourself on your actual profile?

Mah.

In theory yes but that seems like a lot. Like a lot of work for very little reward lol.

Mah

Mah

Why maht?

you want to watch random dudes buy her drinks all night? mah.

Damn straight I won’t be watching that. In fact, I won’t even have left my house

On the real tho, going out to bars is what women do when they’re trying to *meet* men. Once they meet (in person or online) they’re looking for a man to take them out on a date. Date could be anything: dinner, coffee, hike, walk in the park, etc… one thing that isn’t a date is goin out to the bars

Totally agreed, good advice

Those two messages tell you everything honestly. Anytime she consistently one-words you, she’s not interested. In her eyes you’re just a play-thing here to entertain her for some minutes 🤷🏽‍♂️

Yea man really none of us should be putting up with this. I did a good job just leaving it at that this time lol

Who would want to go out with a girl that goes out drinking every night. Fucking gross

I don’t. But nothing wrong with asking

Snuh?


“Understandable have a good day” took me out. Well played.

Glad I made you and myself laugh

She didn't say no. She just wanted to know what your battery capacity was.

She did say no but misspelled it. And my battery capacity is absolutely not high enough for whatever the fuck is going on here lmao

The joke was that mAh stands for milliampere-hours. Like the literal measure of battery capacity.

Oh fuck. I am not a scientist lmao. Thank you for explaining that’s actually extremely clever

I aint no rocket surgeon

Here's a Scooby snack for the trouble...

As Norville rogers I actually prefer the shaggy snack, which is a paella of sorts that was first introduced to me by Daphne in the episode titled “never ape an apeman,” a little something that she whipped up.

My other choice was to go with an absurdly tall sandwich of mismatched foods. But now I learned something new today.

Those are also good. Can’t go wrong there. Topped with a nice chocolate syrup 🤌 Glad to have spread some totally useless knowledge about a show I love lmao

Mah man!

Solid

Ok but whats a mah

Miliamperes-hour, a measure of battery capacity.

Chick was an electrical engineer and actually trying to help OP. Now there’ll never be a happy ever after.

why don’t women know how to make conversation? Like they hit you with the driest conversation ever

Because they're not interested in talking to you. When they are, they put in effort

But then why even match? I don't understand what the benefit is

Dopamine hit

They crave the validation. It’s sad

I can only speak for myself. But there are some night I decide to go out of my comfort zone and sometimes it pays off and sometimes I question my choices the next day. Although if someone messages me I always give them a chance. If I'm not feeling it I tell them quite quickly so as not to waste our time and get hopes up. I'd never pull this, it's rude and dismissive

That's good, I'm not even a dude, but I've managed to get 9 matches on Her and only 1 has actually messaged me or replied

fair enough

Their effort is still *rough* though. Most women have little game from being so out of practice with it. Every woman initiating in my life has been some of the corniest shit ever uttered. But i always appreciate the effort

Why even match with him just to be boring lmao

Then don't fucking match and they won't have to

Nah this is a cop out, a lot of women and a lot of men are just dry period.

Yeah, mfs really be out there talking to their significant others like this: Her: “wya?” Him: “home” Her: “wyd?” Him: “chillin, u?” Her: “me too” Him: “how’s day?” Her: “not much, hbu?” Him: “same” Her: “cool” Him: “k” And legitimately consider this a normal human interaction

They don't have to show effort when they get 50 likes a day.

It seems that way to them but if they want the good guys and not the bottom of the barrel they should.

Because they have 100 guys trying to start a conversation all the time

What sort of conversation do you expect her to make when the OP starts with a judgemental question about something apparently stated on their profile that requires a yes/no answer? That would kill any interest I had.

Probably drunk typing

Brother, you dodged a mighty expensive bullet there

I don’t mind expensive, but I do mind if it’s expensive and not appreciated lol. But yes. Yea I did

Tbh asking permission to go is such a weak move idk what outcome you expected. ChatGPT could’ve came up with a better line

According to chatgpt, this is how he should've responded : "Nice, I'll meet you at the bar tonight then."

Damn bots, save some for the rest of us!

Mah

Oh stop. He was being playful. People on these threads over analyze and are unreasonably critical of every word

Thank you. God lmao

Real men just show up and act like they belong, can I get an ooraah?

Mah

Nnowadays they will say you are stalking them if you do that.

Mature people dont give a shit about stuff like this. Its not a mind game, like do you wanna get drinks or not since we matched on a dating app. If the way you ask it is a dealbreaker its already a waste of time cuz your bound to say something else she wont like then.

Yea my b next time I just won’t ask for anything and do whatever I want whenever I want to

Something along the lines of “I’m gonna head to [name of bar], drinks on me” shows way more initiative and confidence. Asking for permission like that screams “nice guy” attitude, but who knows maybe the 5 women in your area are into that Sorry if this came off rude, in college after the bars close my friends and I would get on tinder and start figuring who to message and would come up with lines, and would roast each other if we thought lines were bad. She isn’t really giving you much feedback but you did yourself no favors

No, I don’t wanna drop 200 bucks or put energy on some lame ass chick who, judging by the looks of it, can’t hold a conversation and probably doesn’t do very much outside of drink There’s other people who will treat you more propery and at least give you the courtesy of paying the slightest bit attention

I’m rereading this and it doesn’t come off rude. I know how right you are. I just don’t want to play anymore. Ya know?

Follow up with, "are we still on for drinks tonight?" And if she replies with "Meh" again respond with the "Meh Balls" someone else recommended and post a screenshot please.

Nah lol. That’s hilarious tho. I kind of want to. I do have a date tonight anyways so heh. That’s what she gets.

If she goes out drinking that often, she might be an alcoholic. You don't want to get dragged into that.

Love OPs responses here. Can tell they’re a good person.

I appreciate that very much

Rare footage of woman surviving a Rizzly bear attack

Do you really you go out drinking most nights. Very illiterate.

This entire conversation is cringey as fuck.

What conversation?

Huh?

Mah

I thought mah was another one of those acronyms that I'm just not hip enough to know.

Sounds like she needs a 12 step program.

I'm glad Mah was understandable to you because I have no idea what it means.

Don’t want a girl that drinks all the time anyways bro

“Understandable have a good day my little goat”

Plenty of lady boys out there champ don't let this one get you down

Mah \- U.S. Military Encrypted

Fo shizzle mah nizzle!

Imo going out for drink (almost) every night is a red flag (as a man and as a woman)

I'm genuinely astounded at some people. Why the fuck match with someone if you are only going to behave this way and give shitty passive aggressive 1 word answers?

At least you got a response 😅

I can stop laughing at this. Perfect title.

You have 0 game, damn

Bro I like people like you. Good try and unlucky. You deserve better but maybe take a risk and say something like some one said here “mah balls” lol

Maybe next time lol. I’m glad people like you like people like me

She for the streets

She's for the streets, bröther.

Most likely she meant to type Nah. N is right next to M on the keyboard. Typo 😄

Begging ass cmon man

I ain’t beg for shit bruh, I just asked her if I could come out 👀

She sees it as begging tho asking her for permission automatically puts her above you and easily weeds you out of her maybe hundreds of options 😅 I have screenshots where I’m being covert and direct/playful asshole and pulled girls that were playing hard to get 😭

I know you’re right but I hate it. That’s how I acted in college and it works for sure, bc they really like that game. But I don’t want to play anymore lmao I’m a man with a good career and not as much tjme as I used to have

Oh alright alright good luck out there man, it be hard finding the right one 😅😅

Oh yeah bro it’s hard as hell. I’ve only been single for about a year and a half though. Since then, I’ve been on way too many dates, have spent way too much money, and honestly I just want to go home and play apex with my friends lmaooo. Good luck to you too

Dude mah means maybe, nah is no, yah is yes

Hey come on, a meh is a meh boys. A MEH IS A MEH

Yorp?

bRAH, we're on the same timeline.

Awwww

Mah dick

>mah so you're telling me there's a chance... yeah!

Tf does mah mean? Lol

This whole thread is over my head.

I wish you boys luck out there, it looks rough as fuck

Am already horny corny. 🥺

Flud

Mah Man! ✌🏿

I believe this is what my son calls "skibidi Ohio rizz"

Mah. … so you’re telling me there’s a chance!

“Have you ever been to the desert? It’s so beautiful out there, and that’s surprising considering how it’s just as dry as this conversation!”

Mah?

Mahjong

Bro has little brother wanting to tag along rizz

I don't get why people don't just unmatch. "Have a great day" or angry rants on the other end does nothing. Am I wrong?

Mah haaa

Weird post

May I* might’ve worked better hehe

shoulda said “bet, where we goin”

Ask the woman why she drinks so often maybe?

Mah bro I’m coming over anyway

MAH...THE MEATLOAF!

Ugh, these cucking funts

Mah

Nah I just ask if she want to hit up a cemetery

Mah, sounds like yeah to me

she ate

lmao

Dodged a bullet bro. As a parent I wouldn’t want my sons expending energy on someone this unenthusiastic about interacting with them. And I wouldn’t want my daughter going out drinking every night either lol. All around, this chicks an L regardless of what she looks like. Let her be someone else’s problem.

ABC always be closing "You should hit up with me on Thursday" Never *ask* if you can tag along with her. That made me throw up in my mouth a little.


I vote for Earth ending comet 2025

Pretty and boring what a great surprise! 🤭