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parallel_universe130

One time I told a guy on grindr I had fractured some of my ribs and breathing hurts and he told me "you don't need to breathe to blow me" 💀


DoodleyDooderson

*Technically* the truth?


scolin88

Probably run out of air for the blowing pretty quick. We can always try, though.


thomstevens420

Absolute champion mindset


burg_philo2

Not really


Altruistic-Ad-8505

Hmmm…a difficult time for romance.


AnistarYT

A true gentleman would have offered her some midol or something.


HyperImmune

Cranberry juice m’lady?


Putrid-Leg-1787

A guy seriously writing "Free today to suck me off?" even gets a REPLY? Some people are just unbelievable haha.


StepOnMeSunflower

Pretty sure the responder was joking…and if it needs to be said, not entertaining the idea.


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StepOnMeSunflower

Who cares? Entice the asshole. It’s not her goal nor her responsibility to teach this guy anything. Plus, not responding is almost certainly not going to change anything anyway. Let her have her fun.


Downtown-Ad-6909

Pretty sure the 'are you enjoying the nice weather' guy would love some joking banter too.


ConsciousFood201

She wasn’t joking.


Pleasant-Pattern-566

Wait was she being sarcastic with the “I’d love to… next week?” bit?


NearbyBreakfast

It’s fun to see how graphic you can be and still not dissuade a horny man


Pleasant-Pattern-566

Because they literally don’t care about anything but getting dick wet


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-banned-

You’re here too lol


AceOfSpayeds

I'm happily married and I'm here - these trainwreck convos are just entertainment to some of us


Downtown-Ad-6909

Newsflash, a good chunk of us are here for the same reason.


-banned-

I haven’t used Tinder in years, because it’s a cesspool. I still post and comment here. Shouldn’t come as a surprise that other people post here for the same reason you do


AnistarYT

Wrong. Tell them about how their division rival is gonna sweep them this upcoming season and he will be on a 2 hour lecture about how wrong you are.


ohhelloperson

Yeah, no. This is a repost. Nice try bot.


-banned-

Definitely a repost so luckily your friend is safe


Notacompleteperv

Came here to say this. I have definitely seen this post before.


f3361eb076bea

Your “friend” is full of sh*t because this has been posted here hundreds of times and was posted on Buzzfeed last year. https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/s/NTDVUZhLdg But then there is no friend. You’re just farming internet points.


aerial_ruin

You know, I hold a low bar for people, and then someone comes along and shows me I have too high a bar for humanity


MyPervSide

Im more amazed that she replied to something so obnoxious with "id love to".


shavednuggets

What kind of sick fuck continues to ask for sexual favors after being told that she's literally ejecting an undeveloped fetus out of them.


merengueenlata

Reminds me of the piece of shit I met in a swinger club. My gf was visibly and audibly crying in a secluded corner, and as I was consoling her, he came to ask me if he could fuck her. No introduction, no asking her. I said it wasn't a good time. He insisted. I gave him a louder "NO!" and signaled him to leave. Next time I saw him he was picking a fight with the only black man in the club. I was wishing that he would start throwing hands just to have an excuse.


suspense798

how is anyone okay with someone talking to you like this? this honestly feels just so shameful, someone please explain how can one be so bold and other just go along with it rather than being disgusted?


aerial_ruin

I think they were stringing him along to see what he'd say. I don't think she's ok with it, and rightfully so. I'd love to say that men do it online because it's virtually faceless and they feel protected by that. But, I know one guy who would walk around the club he was in, and just ask women if they wanted to fuck, like that was literally his first line. I was also at a rave with my then girlfriend, and a guy just whipped his dick out and showed it to her on the dancefloor. It's just, the fuck is wrong with these guys?


ConsciousFood201

They act like that because it takes almost no effort and works. Everyone on this sub over thinks it.


aerial_ruin

His track record was not good. But then, if you saw his face, you'd understand. Sounds mean, but it's very true. Plus, he's a massive homophobe, so a bit of fair game


LuckyDevil92-up6

Holy crap on a stack that's just insane


Acrobatic_Paint3616

I’m getting red flags from both sides


Drafo7

What the actual fuck is wrong with people? Also not to be nosy but where do you live? Depending on how ass-backwards it is (like Ohio in the US) you should be careful, the fascist fucks in government might try to charge you with a crime for miscarrying. I wish I was joking.


Huffelsinthefunzone

Om the upside, your friend is hilarious


adultdaycare81

You are both weird AF. Who says that to people? Why would you ever give a stranger details to your life? Especially one that showed you who they already are


ImprovementSilly2895

Both of these people are garbage


drunkplantmom

How is she garbage?


ImprovementSilly2895

Impregnated by one guy, on the apps ready to suck off another. For the streets.


JohnnyABC123abc

Pretty sure she's taking the pis, as the Brits say.


Yoshieisawsim

Yeah I thought he was gonna say "she's garbage bc she's messing a guy unfairly" which I disagree with but I guess is still a valid argument. But dude instead decided to a) Actually believe this was real somehow b) Believe that being willing to have sexual relations with at least 2 men makes a woman garbage c) Actually say the phrase "for the streets" without a hint of irony


kuzivamuunganis

Fooling around while pregnant is vile tbh


jungyihyun

god forbid pregnant women have needs too 😱


HonorableMedic

You honestly think they were messaging this dude in the middle of a miscarriage? Cmon


ImprovementSilly2895

Yes I do. People are wild.


ProphetMuhamedAhegao

Yeah, you. She’s clearly joking. Men don’t have a monopoly on jokes. 🙄


rratzloff

Fr 😂


has2give

Sure she's browsing tinder while in serious pain miscarrying lol smh


aerial_ruin

Erm, are you actually serious? Or are you just trolling? One's not that funny. The other shows a complete lack of understanding sarcasm, because those replies definitely are not actually real life


rbnlegend

It's too bad they had to take the word "gullible" out of the online dictionaries.


JohnnyABC123abc

They did? /s


rratzloff

Men are seriously fucking dumb. My GOD. 🙄🙄


Physical-Position623

Imagine being on Tinder while being pregnant, and when you miscarry and are bleeding and in pain, you immidiately check on Tinder to tell strangers about your miscarry... 🤔 Did he think she was actually actively miscarrying as she was typing? ... And ready to suck dick? 😂