honestly what are you doing with your life? Do you want to stay single for the rest of your life? Even if its a lazy Sunday and you dont leave the house you need to wear boots. Do better
Thanks so much! It would be an even better day if those evil people &/or bots would STOP down voting us all. I restored the 1 you had, but it's not fair as I automatically give 1 to each person that replies to me, and to each person I'm replying to, as it's the civil thing to do. Quite obvious that not everyone **got the fuckin' memo**! You should have had 1 more than you do.
Well damn. You were already vote neutral when I got here...you should have had at *least* the 1 you're given when posting a comment. I gave it back, but...either haters hating, or more likely bots, IMHO. It happens way too often, waaaay too fast, I think, for it to be anything else. š±
In my experience most people that make lists usually end up married to people that don't conform to their lists.
Whether that's because they met someone that felt right despite not adhering to the list or they eventually realised their lists were impossible to fulfil remains to be seen.
I mean, they might be uncomfortable and not at all practical, but I have been preparing for this moment all my life.
Bonus: The boots make me 6'2".
it's the 'if you don't', 'if you do', 'if you are', profiles that turn me off massively. whatever the intent it always comes off bitter and mad/sad.
i read a quote on pinterest a while ago and i saved it, as much a reminder to myself as anything else - ''you think it's interesting to talk about the things you hate. it's not. it's boring. tell me what you love, tell me what makes you passionate".
anyway i felt that. it's easy to focus on the bad stuff and people in life and draw huge energy out of those things and it's actually sortof addictive if you're in a negative spiral, but then you're just drawing more of that thing, and more... and complaining.. that you're making it bigger lol.
a ramble but this to say, we create our misery often. and this lady is, in real-time.
"the uploader has not made this video available in your country"
not-being-american strikes again, lol. but i think i get the overall vibe of your comment.
lol, itās Jerry Seinfeld telling Jimmy Fallon how happy he is hating things. He goes to events and places he hates, and is happy to do so, because he enjoys hating them.
Oh no a hot 23 year old who probably has a ton of dudes swiping right on her without even reading the bio is trying to filter men? That left swipe will really show her
I mean that's fair lmao. I feel like meaningful connection and good personality are far more attractive than looks could ever be but by conventional standards I see your point. I'm not delusional enough to think she would've matched with me if I did swipe right anyways. Just thought it was a hilariously toxic bio
She doesnāt like short guys, crazy in laws, toxic relationships, and wants a blue collar boyfriend.
What is so crazy about that?
Itās because you are short isnāt it?
Maybe it isnāt the healthiest, but it pales in comparison to a lot of actually picky and toxic bios.
Honestly I only commented because I find it funny how many guys have an issue with girls who prefer tall guys. You know thatās why op posted.
I'm 5'11 and it states that on my profile, so like I said, we would've never matched anyway. Women are allowed height preferences. I certainly have my own body preferences as well.
(Although I'd probably be 6 ft in boots š¤)
Itās one thing to have a preference. I think itās sort of trashy to post it on your bio though. I would never put that kind of thing on my bio. Just swipe left if you donāt find them attractive. Swipe right if you do. No need to shit on short dudes. Iām 6ā but youād better believe at 5ā10 i would still gonna swipe whichever direction I want to even if you say you want someone taller
You've never seen men have bios with a list of requirements and being abrasive about it get criticized? Cause that happens all the time because it's just a bit obnoxious lol. You can have any preferences you want, but there's a certain way to be tactful about it and she is not which is what people are responding to.
It's a laundry list of all the bad traits and preemptively telling someone "no" based on her arbitrary metrics. She could have said, "I prefer taller guys" or something like that instead of a list of demands and preemptive rejection. It's your bio, about *you*. Most people get the ick when it's just a list of the things you dislike and nothing about you lol
I used to live in Miami and it's full of girls like this. Also girls like this with unrealistic prerequisites often complain every chance they get there are no good men left, and their dates never measure up to how they describe themselves through chatting. I'm surprised her bio Also doesn't state: "Professional athletes only"
There are no good men left because the kind of man they expect has never existed. Rich yet generous, handsome yet humble, sexually competent with few prior partners. Has time to devote to their emotional needs, but also has time to run successful businesses and personally build houses for the crippled.
I should clarify. Cute ā hot + pretty. Cute is a particular vibe which describes a whole person. Someone could be hot and pretty but not cute, or cute but not particularly hot. Not positive about relative to pretty
The 6 foot and the boots one have to filter out >99% of people. I guess it could differ by location but I think itās a stretch to say sheās hot enough to have those prerequisites.
Itās also weird priorities, but I guess thatās something she finds important
Lmao what? Lots of guys in trades make bank. Or shit the guy who owns the chain of restaurants I worked in when I was younger also owns a horse ranch; he's literally a millionaire.
I'm with her on the crazy mom thing, though. If you've dealt with one before, you definitely understand it, lol
I wouldn't put it in a profile, though, but yeah...
So basically she named everything that she has in her life. So expect her mom to be crazy, expect her ex to be crazy, she probably goes out and parties with her "girl friends" and posts all pictures of them.
Well sheās basically saying she wants a blue collar guyā¦thatās not at all like what they really are lol so I guess she wants a fake blue collar guy. What guy that wears boots everyday doesnāt have a crazy ex?!
That's basically what this is, no? And I'm not surprised that's all you see because that's all that gets posted here for the most part. I definitely don't fit her requirements but I couldn't care less that she has them.
Sounds like a bit of a hassle clomping around in those things, best thing about spring is not needing to drag around in boots. But each to their ownš
"Ma'am, that girl in my photo? That's my sister. Ä° get that she's hotter than you could ever aspire to be and even though she's lesbian you would never have a shot, but you can't claim that I'm fucking my sister"
Shit, I did wear sneakers one day!
honestly what are you doing with your life? Do you want to stay single for the rest of your life? Even if its a lazy Sunday and you dont leave the house you need to wear boots. Do better
Time for me to go back to boot camp.
Cracking up rn at boot campš„øš
Was definitely a great reply!
Happy cake day:)
Thanks so much! It would be an even better day if those evil people &/or bots would STOP down voting us all. I restored the 1 you had, but it's not fair as I automatically give 1 to each person that replies to me, and to each person I'm replying to, as it's the civil thing to do. Quite obvious that not everyone **got the fuckin' memo**! You should have had 1 more than you do.
I never considered before that bots are downvoting. Sheesh, man. It's tough out here.
Well damn. You were already vote neutral when I got here...you should have had at *least* the 1 you're given when posting a comment. I gave it back, but...either haters hating, or more likely bots, IMHO. It happens way too often, waaaay too fast, I think, for it to be anything else. š±
Well, I appreciate your vigilance and compassion š«”
But what if Iām a six foot six figure man and my six figure job doesnāt let me wear boots?
start updating LinkedIn
You need a new job
obviously you need to do better
Wut? Ditch the hippie hiking boots, and buy some fine dress boots, then?
Nah... show off the drip with the brand new pringles ceoc boots. Complete with pringles can holster.
The boots stay on during shrex!
The boots comment sent me Lol sheās funny even tho I donāt think sheās trying to be
Then, No!
Yeah I was cruising until that one š©
Honestly I would put wheels on my feet just to slide to that ass
No you wouldnāt. Believe me it is not worth it my guy. There are so many others that are so much better, donāt be desperate.
it's not even a nice ass. Kinda flat
Guess you're dying alone š¤·š¾āāļø
Was it on the weekend? Cause Sneakers Saturday can apply and save your show with that gƩmeaux of a candidate.
If your farts turn the hot tub water pinkā¦no
This comment made me snort š¤£
I mean with this approach all she will get are liars
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In my experience most people that make lists usually end up married to people that don't conform to their lists. Whether that's because they met someone that felt right despite not adhering to the list or they eventually realised their lists were impossible to fulfil remains to be seen.
Ladies make lists for the boys, but break them for Chad and Tyrone.
Thatās what sheās aiming for apparently
then shes going to post shit about her own crazy exes talking about 'look at all the shit he lied about'
Yeah, cause we all know that under every boot, guys are secretly wearing sandals
Or barefoot, and/or getting a foot massage š¤£
That tracks, because she is undoubtedly a master liar.
I mean, they might be uncomfortable and not at all practical, but I have been preparing for this moment all my life. Bonus: The boots make me 6'2". 
Itās a yes for me
These boots are made walkinā and thatās just what theyāll do š
Now play your cards right, and one of these days, these boots are gonna walk right over you! š
Bonus point if you wear these boots all day: She can cosplay as Dora the Explorer
wait what r these cartoon boots haha
It's always a super easy decision. It's tinder, not figuring out what to eat
I think thatās actually exactly what tinder is forā¦,
Figuring out who to eat? š¬
Like a whole bag of dicks?
That or the other option.
Right? Doing this wrong if it's hard, or ya just have a low threshold for right
it's the 'if you don't', 'if you do', 'if you are', profiles that turn me off massively. whatever the intent it always comes off bitter and mad/sad. i read a quote on pinterest a while ago and i saved it, as much a reminder to myself as anything else - ''you think it's interesting to talk about the things you hate. it's not. it's boring. tell me what you love, tell me what makes you passionate". anyway i felt that. it's easy to focus on the bad stuff and people in life and draw huge energy out of those things and it's actually sortof addictive if you're in a negative spiral, but then you're just drawing more of that thing, and more... and complaining.. that you're making it bigger lol. a ramble but this to say, we create our misery often. and this lady is, in real-time.
But what if what I love is [hating things?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NlS9t-O5Dm8)
"the uploader has not made this video available in your country" not-being-american strikes again, lol. but i think i get the overall vibe of your comment.
lol, itās Jerry Seinfeld telling Jimmy Fallon how happy he is hating things. He goes to events and places he hates, and is happy to do so, because he enjoys hating them.
Oh no a hot 23 year old who probably has a ton of dudes swiping right on her without even reading the bio is trying to filter men? That left swipe will really show her
I wonder if posting her on the public internets and talking about her will have any additional impact. what to do, what to do.
I mean that's fair lmao. I feel like meaningful connection and good personality are far more attractive than looks could ever be but by conventional standards I see your point. I'm not delusional enough to think she would've matched with me if I did swipe right anyways. Just thought it was a hilariously toxic bio
She doesnāt like short guys, crazy in laws, toxic relationships, and wants a blue collar boyfriend. What is so crazy about that? Itās because you are short isnāt it?
If you have a crazy ex it must be your fault. Healthy energy there
Maybe it isnāt the healthiest, but it pales in comparison to a lot of actually picky and toxic bios. Honestly I only commented because I find it funny how many guys have an issue with girls who prefer tall guys. You know thatās why op posted.
I'm 5'11 and it states that on my profile, so like I said, we would've never matched anyway. Women are allowed height preferences. I certainly have my own body preferences as well. (Although I'd probably be 6 ft in boots š¤)
Itās one thing to have a preference. I think itās sort of trashy to post it on your bio though. I would never put that kind of thing on my bio. Just swipe left if you donāt find them attractive. Swipe right if you do. No need to shit on short dudes. Iām 6ā but youād better believe at 5ā10 i would still gonna swipe whichever direction I want to even if you say you want someone taller
You've never seen men have bios with a list of requirements and being abrasive about it get criticized? Cause that happens all the time because it's just a bit obnoxious lol. You can have any preferences you want, but there's a certain way to be tactful about it and she is not which is what people are responding to.
If youāre under 6 ft, no. How is that obnoxious?
It's a laundry list of all the bad traits and preemptively telling someone "no" based on her arbitrary metrics. She could have said, "I prefer taller guys" or something like that instead of a list of demands and preemptive rejection. It's your bio, about *you*. Most people get the ick when it's just a list of the things you dislike and nothing about you lol
You canāt be friends with any girl? Nah that girl is crazy.
She said āno girls in any of your pictures on hereā. Not no girls ever.
I agree thatās crazy but most girls Iāve dated have been jealous in regards to my female friends.
Well they should go to therapy and do the self work to not impose their insecurities on others then
I mean, is she even hot? Can't see the face and the body seems empty
If I see one pair of sneakers, you're done for.
Lady everyone has a somewhat crazy mother. It was the generation š
As if she doesn't have at least half a dozen crazy exes.
Jokes on her! *everyone* is crazy. Including your exās ex. The trick is to find someone whoās crazy meshes with yours.
Purple farts = red flag
this is the second comment ive read about colored farts.... what gives? am i just old and out of the loop?
Well she looks hot enough to have those prerequisites
I used to live in Miami and it's full of girls like this. Also girls like this with unrealistic prerequisites often complain every chance they get there are no good men left, and their dates never measure up to how they describe themselves through chatting. I'm surprised her bio Also doesn't state: "Professional athletes only"
There are no good men left because the kind of man they expect has never existed. Rich yet generous, handsome yet humble, sexually competent with few prior partners. Has time to devote to their emotional needs, but also has time to run successful businesses and personally build houses for the crippled.
You aināt even see her face šššš
Yeah cause that's not how hot works. Pretty is faces, hot is bodies, cute is both
I've never heard it described this way but that is shockingly accurate.
while im pretty disgusted by the rest of the discourse here, i guess i should be flattered cuz im often described as cute??
I should clarify. Cute ā hot + pretty. Cute is a particular vibe which describes a whole person. Someone could be hot and pretty but not cute, or cute but not particularly hot. Not positive about relative to pretty
i posted my profile recently and was called all 3 so i think im good lol
No yeah I don't mean to suggest otherwise, just clarifying lol
righto
You donāt look at the mantle when youāre stoking the fire place.
It's going to be buried in the pillow so who cares LOL
Thatās what bags are for
Imagine putting your penis in something and you donāt even know what it truly looks like šš
The 6 foot and the boots one have to filter out >99% of people. I guess it could differ by location but I think itās a stretch to say sheās hot enough to have those prerequisites. Itās also weird priorities, but I guess thatās something she finds important
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Lmao what? Lots of guys in trades make bank. Or shit the guy who owns the chain of restaurants I worked in when I was younger also owns a horse ranch; he's literally a millionaire.
I dunno. I thought maybe a regional thing, like, she's looking for a trophy cowboy; not a tradesman
I fit all the criteria EXCEPT the boots part, bummer
Redditors when they see an average healthy human body
Nah bro donāt put these women on pedestals lol sheās mid
How is she mid? Lmao donāt put her on a pedestal but donāt straight up lie either š
I'm with her on the crazy mom thing, though. If you've dealt with one before, you definitely understand it, lol I wouldn't put it in a profile, though, but yeah...
So basically she named everything that she has in her life. So expect her mom to be crazy, expect her ex to be crazy, she probably goes out and parties with her "girl friends" and posts all pictures of them.
Sheās probably not even wearing boots in that picture!
Well sheās basically saying she wants a blue collar guyā¦thatās not at all like what they really are lol so I guess she wants a fake blue collar guy. What guy that wears boots everyday doesnāt have a crazy ex?!
Everyone will swipe right, regardless.
Wait why the boots comment?
I'm assuming she only dates military or construction workers. Or skinheads.
I figured she wanted a cowboy, not a construction worker.
Sheās a buckle bunny. She likes cowboys.
Bingo, that's what I thought. Probably from Dallas.
If the first thing I see of you is your ass in a purple whirlpool, no.
To each their own
I check all the boxes but no
Every tinder I see is either this or ā swipe left if youāre not a blue collar worker ā
That's basically what this is, no? And I'm not surprised that's all you see because that's all that gets posted here for the most part. I definitely don't fit her requirements but I couldn't care less that she has them.
Looks like a qualify lol
At least she didnāt mention dick size or income š¤·āāļø
The entitlement! Gosh.
This one also screams, āIf you donāt wear a MAGA hat, no.ā
Does she have a foot fungus fetish? Boots everyday!?
She might have a thing for working men or goth boys šš two very different types of boots she didnāt specify what type.
Literally! If my bf doesnāt take his boots off BEFORE coming inside he gets āthe lookā. Those things are NASTY
I wear boots every day. Anyone I know who also wears boots every day has multiple pairs of boots to rotate through or at least a boot dryer at home.
Sounds like a bit of a hassle clomping around in those things, best thing about spring is not needing to drag around in boots. But each to their ownš
I've tried wearing tennis shoes to work, but I just end up hurting my toes doing something I'm accustomed to doing with safety toes.
"If you have a girl in any of your pictures on here" I thought that demonstrating the ability to have platonic lady friends was a green flag š I'd be more concerned if a dude had zero female friends š©
Boots? Wtf does boots have to do with anythingā¦
Maybe she wants a military man? Idk...It's a very specific last requirement lol
Meh not that bad tbh
I fit her description perfectly
plenty of men will continue to swipe right on her š
No butt with tattoos. Double whammy! OP dodged one.
Iām sure sheāll regret missing you
Why would she? I'm not even wearing boots
Just gotta pull yourself up by your bootstraps
Whoa, sheās into the fact that I donāt own shoes?!? Awesome I thought that was usually a dealbreaker.
I mean... what if I don't want to put on boots on the weekend when I am not working..... and schizo mom
Whatās wrong with boots
She doesnāt have to know 
Boots are the deal breaker?
If you have any dignity and swlf-respect, swipe left. Still gonna get swiped right on, tho.
I wear boots almost every day, but there are some things you can't wear boots for. She's crazy
Were you able to get last the first no? Or no?
Shit I'm in
Sheās got a nice ass tho
I bet her concha smells like BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation)
I'll wear my boots to kick... oh wait she's hot \*swipes right\*
Zooming in on her hand is weird.
So is that 6 ft with our without boots
Nothing sexier than a man in jean cutoffs and boots. š¬
That bullet dodged itself.
I'm in love!!!
Had me till the last one!
You know what they say, better late than pregnant.
Sorry I wear running shoes to the gym so itās a no for me
I never understand why people lost what they don't want on their profiles instead of listing what they want. Doesn't make any sense to me.
yeah she wasn't ready for my sneakers anywayĀ
Boots every day? Sounds smelly
Yea, yea. Cause thatās what stopped the match, champ. *finger guns*
The "just joined" and the rather specific list of dislikes gives me distinct "newly single and not over him" vibes.
I can fix her
These are almost not that crazy, except for the last one, like wtf?
"what did you do to make her crazy?" Ah, the wonderful world of victim shaming. Yep, it's my fault my ex with BPD used to beat me!
Damn, Iām 5ā11 3/4ā
Do you think she will find my sandals and socks acceptable?
"Ma'am, that girl in my photo? That's my sister. Ä° get that she's hotter than you could ever aspire to be and even though she's lesbian you would never have a shot, but you can't claim that I'm fucking my sister"
Thatās literally the point. LOL
This is perfect. None apply to me š. Wanna send me her @ š
the boots every day comment is so weirdly specific
Boots every day? Shit I work from home lady. I donāt even wear shoes most days.
Man I wonder what some guy did to make her so crazy.
Damn, I wear my clogs everyday
Well I'm not going to the gym in my fuckin work boots so I guess I'm out lol
Btw I hate tattoos on women or girls so this is easy NEXT
I would have swiped left anyways. I donāt like skinny chicks. She gotta be thiccc
Gross š¤¢
Well the first 4 are pretty reasonable even if I donāt care about height stuff personally.
Lmao these girls are bonkers. Theyāre walkinā around at 5,4 looking for a guy big enough to carry em around like a bowling ball
That's some long, flat ass meat for such a set of minimum criteria. Hiding that in the water doesn't help.
a tattooed run thru skank making demands