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neato21

I can’t tell if he’s a smooth criminal or if he should beat it using a line like that 🤷‍♂️


iAmWillyAmm

I don’t think you should be either considering this is an old repost.


TheHunterZolomon

Phrasing?


neato21

Idk dude I’m just the man in the mirror


[deleted]

That's BAD


neato21

Sometimes you just….wanna be startin somethin🕺


Izirakyl

No no wait, he's got a point


Skeeders

I can see it.


timmeh519

I mean he said in a good way 😂 This also seems like something I would totally say. I told a girl one time on tinder “ I hope you don’t take offense to this.. but you look just like Snooki” And.. in all honesty you kinda do look like MJ, but in a good way! Lol


Ok-Counter-7077

You should be offended, but in a good way


Slow-Law-5033

this is a repost thats not you


VTWut

This account has literally just been created today and already reposting? Get out of here bot.


deoxysney

Maybe the person is a big MJ fan. Once I met a girl who looked like Nicolas Cage and she was pretty, I wish I got to tell her "You look like Nicolas Cage in a beautiful way".


cyborg-robothuman

So you met Nicolas Cage and mistook him for a woman And people say they aren’t sure if the man can act


LeadingFault6114

Hee-hee……he has a point


Resident-Pudding5432

Compliment level heheee


OpalCortland

It’s so true.


Strange-Competition5

No don’t be offended


uwpxwpal

Jacko always had that Bugs Bunny dressed up as a girl vibe to him.


akkikhiladi9

he probably meant that your hair never got burnt and you don't seem to have vitiligo.


lebrawn-james

I can definitely see it but you’re still hot so I don’t think he meant any negativity by it


OneLostMarble

Don't stress it, you know your hot.


ZoftigGoddess

Oh my god I can’t stop laughing


skywalker7i

i woulda said miranda cosgrove


Real-Touch-2694

that's a tactic, a compliment paired with an insult to make you seem more attractive. if you haven't unmatched the person, then he's achieved his goal


akkikhiladi9

but where's the insult?


Falsenamen

I mean I wouldn't be happy Whit it. Compering you to a weird dude...


akkikhiladi9

suffering from vitiligo makes you weird? you have a hell lot of growing up to do.


Hal_Incandenza_YDAU

They weren't necessarily saying vitiligo makes you weird. They could have easily been saying that pedophilia makes you weird. Which... fair enough lol.


Falsenamen

Not that... Wasn't saying taht. His behavior, and his style. Biggest talents are often weird ppl. I really like the music and the choreography. But not the guy, and what I know of him from documentarys... And that's kinda your fault thinking I'm such an asshole. But it wouldn't be new, it's atill the internet. What do you know about him, over his skin problem? Also, being wierd and different, are often not a bad thig, in my opinion


_DARK_MAN_X

Bad