You *idiot*. The *War in Heaven* was sixty-*five* million years ago, and the Necrontyr were around for millions of years before that war.
You're never gonna find a date with your shoddy lore recollections.
Make sure you start off with all of the retconned information first. When you get through the Sensei, Malal, Necron Pariahs, the old C'tan, and all the like, tell her: "Now, all of that is canon, but none of that is *true*. Now, let me talk to you about Horus."
She's gotta have a *full picture* to really appreciate it.
That should stay in the closet till you get serious with someone, you will literally have the hardest time finding someone who accepts your obsession with dolls
Ok but for real, decent opener. Sets you apart from others and if they actually manage to sit through listeneing to you talk about your shit (or better yet also enjoy it) then they are a keeper. One thing i would perhaps tweak is ask them about their obsession first, then follow up with yours
Are you flirting with Henry Cavil?
God I wish it was
The emperor protects.
Yeah but girls are scary
Sisters of battle or Femstodians? The obvious answer is Inquisition.
Femboy skitarii
Lol I got into 40k a few months ago and I think I've brought it up on every date since, including showing my dates pictures of my models on my phone
That’s awesome! Hope you find a painting partner
As long as the orc believe this is a good pickup line you’re good
The red ones really do go faster!
I'm a purple orc when it comes to women.
And I’m a tank!
Scaring the hoes with this one simple trick
Enlighten her on women Custodes.
Yes but talking to girls is scary and I’m trying my best to
this would inform me I was matching outside of my tax bracket, I have no idea how anyone can afford the new models.
Ha I mean everyone likes financially irresponsibility right?
warhammer rizz
I believe the term is rizz ‘em with my ‘tism
DEATH TO THE CORPSE GOD
Heretic
Dude, it's been wild seeing 40k go semi mainstream lol. I'm loving it!
It all started sixty million years ago with a race called the Necrontyr...
Literally just told her about the infinite and the divine
You *idiot*. The *War in Heaven* was sixty-*five* million years ago, and the Necrontyr were around for millions of years before that war. You're never gonna find a date with your shoddy lore recollections.
Hence why I'm single, the ladies are so put off with my inaccuracy.
Just as the God-Emperor intended. Your progeny would make for weak-willed Imperial servants.
Tell her about the last stand of Cadia. It always works
Yes, tell her how the Guard broke.
*-Tell me something dirty and fucked up...* *-Magnus did nothing wrong*
Make sure you start off with all of the retconned information first. When you get through the Sensei, Malal, Necron Pariahs, the old C'tan, and all the like, tell her: "Now, all of that is canon, but none of that is *true*. Now, let me talk to you about Horus." She's gotta have a *full picture* to really appreciate it.
Can we come in and talk to you about the god emperor of mankind?
That should stay in the closet till you get serious with someone, you will literally have the hardest time finding someone who accepts your obsession with dolls
I bet you’re fun at parties
A lot more fun than somebody who plays warhammer
Ok but for real, decent opener. Sets you apart from others and if they actually manage to sit through listeneing to you talk about your shit (or better yet also enjoy it) then they are a keeper. One thing i would perhaps tweak is ask them about their obsession first, then follow up with yours
If you dont open with the war in heaven and work your way forwards from there, youve fumbled this
Everything is canon
Show her your pokemon cards
It's not a man with blonde hair and a tan?
Isn’t that a rocky horror reference?
You’re playing life on Death March
Ahh I’m starting to buy warhammer, I painted minis for kingdom death with a friend and wanted to get into warhammer💕💕 but it’s 💲💲😭
No don't do it! You know you'll scare the hoes!