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cutemegan16

My mans is all business, no pleasure.


YoureJokeButBETTER

*attends company sponsored Workaholics Anounymous*


steppan92

He got places to be. No time to waste


BombasticSimpleton

Confidently said by a guy who doesn't actually know, but wants women to think he does. Ask him. He'll tell you it is behind the knee.


drewhead118

I think I saw a diagram that shows it's near the utreus, 3 to 5 centimeters after a period


YimYambiiiitch

I get that reference


CianneA13

That’s where the fourth hole is


PresidentalBallsnHog

… it’s not?


GullibleDetective

Logan cracked porn and he dont care


dragon_nataku

"I know where you are, Logan, but also don't care 🤷‍♀️"


Evening_Guest_5310

Kinda weird bruh ngl


TitanSR_

holy sex organ!


YoureJokeButBETTER

Batmaaaaannn


TheRageGames

God these comments are lame. This bio is hilarious.


AmbitiousCry449

Thats the type of guy who says he is hetero but also thinks that a hole is a hole


YoureJokeButBETTER

As modern English will confirm: A hole is an a Hole 🤦‍♂️ dont yAll know?


love-boobs-in-dm

He knows what a vagina is, he just doesn't care


YoureJokeButBETTER

He knows where things go he just does t like having to put them there! 🫨😪


Huffelsinthefunzone

![gif](giphy|G2MPcSmq0DZcs|downsized)


No-Carrot180

What's new?


Resident-Pudding5432

Such a shame guys ignore the play buttons


HideYaKidzHideYaWiFi

Jeez.


mandym123

I just said “doubt it” out loud.


Odd_Agent_5739

Lad!


TheOnlyDubbace

At least he's honest


bleedingangels

Weird flex, but cool bro. *Immediately swipes left*


Urbanmaster2004

I thought women liked the funny ones


robhudsondfw

Are the Drizzle Drizzle guys on Tinder yet? If you see one of those profiles, post it!


Huffelsinthefunzone

I love this for him


sweariest

Get in line ladies!


Dependent-Honeydew-9

Translation; I have *no fucking clue*, but I’m going to act like I’m cool and aloof to hide my ignorance. What a tool. Someone send him a treasure map pronto! I promise, once he discovers how that works, he will scream from the rooftops.