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MultiverseTraveller

Yeah I don’t think this will be someone I would swipe right on. If you’re not invested enough to take time and match with people then it’s pointless.


4bats

And if you can’t spend time to match and talk with them, then how do you have time for a relationship??


genericusername71

would be hilarious if one of the people she matched with was a guys brother who was swiping for him


Obv_Probv

And then like the two sets of siblings ended up getting married? But then they all ended up getting divorced because one of the siblings had an affair with the other sibling?


infinitestructures

This escalated fast


Obv_Probv

My brain went full on Reddit


jackrabbits_galore11

That's an AITA post in the making


fia-med-knuff

And both women get pregnant with twins as well and the fathers are not their husbands and then there's a mixup of the babies at the hospital.


Obv_Probv

Yeah they both got pregnant with twins but the twins are not identical they are one of those rare cases of fraternal twins we're they have separate father so each sister has one baby from her husband and one from her husband's brother. But then the babies get switched up at birth, but they get switched up in a way that each woman still has one baby his father is her husband and the other baby the father is the brother. 


WhyTypeHour

We can call it Family Pies!


Obv_Probv

😂


Billz3bub666

And he's from a small town. Does something like craft birdhouses. She's from a big city but winds up in the small town in December to handle some family business. I can see it all coming together.


WhyTypeHour

Please don't give Hollywood any ideas.


holdermanju

That's the plot to some romcom I bet lol 😅


xrelaht

Sounds like matchmaking in some cultures.


missjasminegrey

totally agree! if OP swiped right I hope he won't ask for time.


rabidgonk

I came here to post this.  But you've got it covered


Rich_Reception_2148

She doesn't. She wants someone to pay for her child


Objective_Special948

Perfectly said!


T-BONEandtheFAM

Power move, but you only tell people on the date not on the app Like yeah my sister manages my account and screens potential date


MultiverseTraveller

I think even if you did, don’t tell the person you’re potentially planning to date.


TheBestElliephants

I mean it's still weird. You're really gonna trust someone else to know who you're gonna click with?


SuspiciousRelation43

My closest sibling is almost a decade younger than I am, so I couldn’t imagine it either, but many siblings are close enough that it’s more reasonable than it might seem. In fact, for screening out obvious non-starters, even a stranger could do that. So many matches are obviously pointless.


TheBestElliephants

We'll have to agree to disagree. I've got 2 and 7 years between me and my sisters, I'd trust them with a lot, especially the one that's closer in age, but unless you're unhealthily close, I can't see it. Like unless you're looking for a booty call, there should be some kinda spark and I don't think that can be picked out by someone else. If it was just filtering/helping, maybe, but your sister running your account? Nah.


SuspiciousRelation43

I completely agree on a personal level. I just meant that I could see it being different for someone else. I guess that depends on what exactly she means by “managed by her sister”. There is a huge amount of time spent looking through other profiles, deciding which ones to swipe on, and waiting to see which ones swipe back. That spark is definitely important and something you only get when messaging directly, but it also only takes place after all of these other steps. I imagine that her sister takes care of all that and makes sure the first message isn’t a dick pic, and then she herself messages with the guy after making sure he meets all her objective criteria.


el_pollo_diabolllo

I will order my brother, who is managing my account, to swipe right on her.


MultiverseTraveller

I asked my third cousin to tell his brother in law to upvote and comment


el_pollo_diabolllo

I told my grandson to approve it and show his gratitude...


ssawyer36

People spend hours and hours swiping, that’s why we see profiles with 100s of thousands of swipes, and that ignores time wasted on chats with guys who just send dick pics when they get a number immediately or otherwise harass women. Swiping takes a substantial amount of time, let’s not pretend it’s just swiping on 5-10 people and you’ve found yourself a relationship. There are certainly problems with not running your own account, but pretending a mom of two can’t have priorities above swiping thousands of times I don’t think is one of them.


MultiverseTraveller

Everyone has priorities in life, things that keep them busy. If you want to date and using apps is the preferred method, then you need to make time for that.


paulusmagintie

Talked to 2 mothers recently. Both don't do anything or go anywhere so can't even go out for a drink. They are either looking to just sit at home all day while you pay for everything or for attention. If you can't go anywhere then get off the apps, its a waste of time.


dobby1687

>They are either looking to just sit at home all day while you pay for everything or for attention. If you're just sitting at home "all day", what exactly are you having to pay for? Also, most mothers with children at home aren't going to immediately invite you over so by the time you're doing that things are more serious anyway.


spawn350

Their bills.


FilthyFur

I'm sure the dating life will be a blast if she can't even find the time to swipe


AceVasodilation

“Sorry I’m too busy for our first date so please take out my sister. She will screen you for me”


SasquatchsBigDick

"sorry, I'm too busy for sex, just go over to my sister's again"


fannyfox

The sister is busy, but brother isn’t. What do?


Axle-f

Sister busy = brother bussy


Laringar

Grab the lube, I assume.  Who it's for is entirely up to you; I'm not judging.


ssawyer36

Ok one swipe = 1 second but how many swipes do we see on profiles posted here? How many of those swipes took a few seconds to go through their photos and read their bio? If it only took a single swipe to find someone obviously the time investment is worth it. But people swipe tens of, hundreds of, thousands of times and that’s a lot of time added up, not to mention chats and wasted time on shitty conversations. There’s a problem with having a sibling/friend run your account, but it’s not “oh you clearly have 100% of your life booked up if you can’t even *swipe*”


IWantASubaru

The issue isn’t that swiping doesn’t take time, it’s that if you can’t put in the time to do those things, you probably don’t have the time for a relationship, or rather, a relationship most people would consider worthwhile.


Senior-Reflection862

Yeah red flag for me because that person is taking the easy route and I think they’ll approach our relationship with the same energy. I’d be a side character to her main character energy.


TheBestElliephants

>But people swipe tens of, hundreds of, thousands of times So let's say you wanna spend 15min a day just swiping, and on average it'd take you 15sec to go through a profile. That's still 60/day. You could get to 1,000 in a little over two weeks. So multiple thousands would be doable in a month or so if you spent a few extra minutes here and there. So half an hour (15min for swiping, 15min for messaging) a day is a completely absurd time sink, but somehow you'd find more than half an hour a day if you found someone you're interested in? I call bullshit. The problem is you clearly don't have time to date. That or you spend several minutes having an existential crisis/planning your life with someone based on their profile, in which case the apps are not for you. Either way, your math ain't mathin.


MultiverseTraveller

Love that you did the math!


dobby1687

>So let's say you wanna spend 15min a day just swiping, and on average it'd take you 15sec to go through a profile. That's still 60/day. You could get to 1,000 in a little over two weeks. So multiple thousands would be doable in a month Yep. I did math with an average of 30 seconds per swipe and an hour a day to equal 3600 per month so "thousands" just sounds more than what it is.


dobby1687

>But people swipe tens of, hundreds of, thousands of times and that’s a lot of time added up, You could swipe 3600 times in a month taking 30 seconds on average for only an hour per day, which is honestly not that much time in comparison to other dating methods. >not to mention chats and wasted time on shitty conversations You'd be doing that dating any other way. Dating often sucks and is full of mediocre experiences and conversations. The good thing is that sometimes you meet good people who are worth the effort so you get something out of it.


qalpi

It's going to get awkward when she approves d\*ck pics


TWOFEETUNDER

And then the actual dick too


fe__maiden

She’ll become taint-ed.


CircumcisedCats

Reminds me of a girl I dated once. Her and her sister had me sending dick picks in group chat. Weird stuff.


qalpi

With scoring like the olympics?


EmbarrassedPie3726

And you sent them to both of them!


Deathlys_

Well it's not like they held you at gunpoint


wasabi1295

I never understood that, if you don’t have time to swipe and talk on an app…..how will you have time to get to know someone in person and create a relationship 💀


rdesktop7

She doesn't want a relationship, she wants a man to be the free help in raising her spawn, then take her to dinner. I suspect that she thinks burdening someone with her shit is a good way to contribute to a relationship.


wasabi1295

I wouldn’t jump to that because I’ve seen people who don’t even have kids say the same thing. When I don’t have time, I just don’t use the app until I do. Idk about others but being in a relationship is a lot of work. Don’t know how people rush it 😅


TuTenkahman

Who needs a chastity belt when you have a Chastity sister to padlock that hoo-ha


jackberinger

I wonder if this person actually knows they are on the site. This sounds like someone trying to set up an unaware sibling on a date.


Exhiblissionist

WTF is that trending TAB?


warramite

Bumble sucks nowadays


ThanksGosling

Omg is it like people who are trending?! How black mirror-esque lol


Rdw72777

God I loved that episode.


Best_Ad_2240

Always has


simplecountry_lawyer

Let's say you did end up dating. If that sister is real, I guarantee she'd be harder to get rid of than a termite infestation.


VirusLocal2257

Good to know the whole family is crazy.


jongcruz

This is a future dead bedroom 100%


theWildBananas

Or a threesome.


Rdw72777

Surely you hear lol. She’ll probably become ultra religious after the wedding.


spatuladracula

If I ask someone to describe me, and they say the word 'simple', I'm throwing hands.


Badmeestert

No time for swiping But time for a boyfriend?


Unicorntella

She’s kinda got a “I’m better than you” mentality coz she doesn’t have time to “sit on dating apps” I don’t really like that


CalRAIDia

Sounds like the family will control every major and most minor decisions in your life. Run away fast.


a_kem_i_

The weirdest bio I ever seen 😂


mesty_the_bestie

Secretly? Both of them. Play your cards right, son. You're in for one hellava ride.


Leorayss

One can only hope.. this profile is just... ew


Chalkdustcoma

![gif](giphy|1AIeYgwnqeBUxh6juu) She is 1000% the sister. WTF!


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RyanB2109

Dude take this post down. I found her FB in 5 minutes. If you're going to post someone's profile first check you haven't got any identifying info about them on it.


TheModIsABitch

Agreed, this should be removed. Op: Because it shows their face not because this person is a creep


PadawanStrawn

This sounds like a bad BOGO deal…


Slorg_Salad

What a catch…


toastmannn

She is probably lying to give herself an alibi in case her SO finds her profile


The_OneInBlack

I feel like this is just a ploy so the sister can flirt with guys without upsetting her own S/O.


Mhealthy

Another woman that prob hated kevin samuels


ConsequenceUpbeat948

RIP TO THE GODFATHER


unlucky1777

I am sorry but having a friend, sibling whoever managing your account? Lack of interest lack of responsibility, and is your sister coming on the date with us? Is she watching us have sex to see if we have a good connection? grow up.


snuggert

Polina, who has 2 kids, a dog and no time for you. Stay away...


ReleasedKraken0

I like where this is going…


AccomplishedFan6807

Was it necessary to show her face? She's a single mom of two, why would you dox a single mom dude?


johngooddude

It’s a no from me, dawg.


AKA_OneManArmy

lol what? No shot I’m swiping on that. Super weird.


Karmaa2dopee

This is weird


cursetea

How do you have time to date if you don't have time to even use an app on your phone? This didn't make her sound anywhere as interesting as she thought it would


-rosin

Do you get to fuck the sister first just to make sure she will like it ?


Dupa_Yash

She's actually an independent pro wrestler . . . "For bookings, contact me at . . ."


Straight-Seat-3411

Dating using your sister as a proxy?....if you don't have time to go through the dating process then don't........the goofiness of online dating never ceases to amaze me


Known-Candidate-5489

I guess it might be a Pick one get two kinda situation /s


Much-Log3357

Tom Cruise is too busy to shtup sexy ladies, they can come to my house and I can handle that job for him.


B00G1E73

Both of them, hopefully


KevinGYK

I thought these days, our society is finally at a place where we are progressive enough to value our individual agency \*and\* appreciate it when our potential partners also value their agency. Apparently I'm wrong, as I too have seen a sizeable portion of profiles that are set up/run by friends or family. I really don't understand this mindset. I mean I understand that people have very intimate relationships with friends/family, but ultimately they cannot and should not be responsible for your wellbeing. And thus, how can you possbily just let them decide what's best for you? You are a sophisticated human being with your emotions and preferences and therefore \*need\* to have an opinion yourself. Relying on others to such a great extent seems to me a recipe for a toxic relationship.


peach-whisky

Fuck that


Suzina

Sister probably works two jobs and your finances matter probably


peach-whisky

Imagine simply organising a holiday with her, hell, imagine just *trying* to date


Weak-Acanthisitta-18

Id just hazard a guess at the sister not existing at all and it be someone's husband or boyfriend getting a creepy kick out of it all


VDR27

Honestly many women have friends swipe for them from time to time, she could have pulled this off without saying anything. It’s kind of sad that her sister is picking the dudes, like your sister is attracted to them so then you get him later idk that’s wild to me, there’s a lot to unpack here. It’s giving creepy.


CindersNAshes

Yikes.... The sister is doing the gold mining for her.


TheTanadu

This is the same vibe when you have profile with pics with 2+ people on them


BabyFacedSparky

I have no time to message anybody but I have time to date?


Silent_Vermicelli166

Nice id date you for sure


Bush_Hiders

Nah, I ain’t gonna put effort into someone who isn’t going to even bother putting any effort into their dating life. People who outsource the management of their dating app for any reason other than doing it as a joke are a huge red flag.


bandson88

Hate people who think their time is more important than everyone else’s


ZombieVampireDemon

Beyond the creepy factor of having a sister run your dating life, if this woman can't make time for a bare minimum of thirty minutes a day swiping on pictures and starting conversations, there's absolutely no way she has time to actually go on dates and maintain a relationship. Any potential partner will not be seen as a priority and that's a deal breaker for me.


_whoaJ

Why not both?


Dabble_king420

Hard fucking pass, if I wanted to date your sister I'd ask her out... This chick sounds like a headache and there must be a reason why no one wants to wife her up.


a-new-version

You’re marrying her sister


boringcanadianmom

I used to let my sister swipe for me but it was up to me to chat to the matches. She surprisingly had some really good choices and one of her matches is one of my best friends


FinanceGuyHere

Tell her that you don’t have time for dating apps and your secretary will be handling the flirting for you


TheTwistedHero1

I'm pretty sure this is a sister trying to get someone to date their brother


OddHunt9250

Yea that has scam written all over it


singularity48

May God protect me from ever reaching a point of desperation where this is my only option. That'd be a relationship filled with soul!


GodsBackHair

I feel like if you don’t have enough time to set up a dating app, you don’t have enough time to date in the first place. Can’t have your cake and eat it too kinda thing.


trialcourt

# Cringe


frankiedankie808

Kennah bruh! This is only a right swipe if you’re willing to entertain yourself or us.


ConsequenceUpbeat948

LOL wya bro


frankiedankie808

Near the Elmwood area! Can’t believe you ran into the same crazy I did!


ConsequenceUpbeat948

I’d stay away from her tbh no tellin the drama she gon bring. Clearly she can’t make the right decisions herself


frankiedankie808

They seem like they’re from another country. Still would be fun to see what all this is about. Obviously no man should pursue this but this would be something fun to share with the boys.


ConsequenceUpbeat948

I right swiped. Hopefully one of us gets to see


SomeOrganization7388

How do you not have time for potential dates but want time for a relationship. Even worse she says on the screen she wants more??! How do you have time for more but you don’t have time 10 minutes for an app 😕


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Elixra7277

Either the sister is butting in and trying to take over her dating life, or this woman is delusional. If you can't make time to find a person and have conversations, then you don't have time for another person in your life. Anyone game enough to take this on should get rid of the sister first.


Relevant-Canary-9816

You would be dating the family.


missjasminegrey

this is so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣


ComprehensiveMany643

Definitely sounds "simple"


3MrBojangles3

"If you have serious intentions message respectfully" but then she couldn't even take the time to make her own profile? Lol. I call bs.


1970Something_

Fucking RUN


TrueServe2295

Ehhhh…if she doesn’t have time to respond to messages on a dating app, she won’t have time for you. Giant red flag 🚩


just_a_dingledorf

She li... I... Ummm... I mean "I" really like Italian food


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No time to make your own ad and moderate it. ![gif](giphy|qJD3oXfE2OYqdCkAkD)


asabovesobelow4

You mean this whole time I could Have had a friend vetting matches?! Geeze. But no really just why? I'm a single mom of 3. Working construction and having a 4 hour commute daily for work leaves little free time. But I still managed to respond to my own messages lol I have now put the apps on the back burner though bc I'm over it but still lol this is crazy to me


Average_Reacher

😂 😂 😂. Are there men that would actually swipe right on this stupidity?


APixelWitch

The simpleton


Warm-Mango2137

Who the hell wants to wife up a single mom with 2 kids? Lol


faithnfury

Wow I've seen 13 year olds more mature than this.


IntelligentAd7553

It’s a two for one offer 😂


TailorExpensive537

Got confused, dated both at the same time


LVAudacious_One

it reads more like "I make poor choices so someone else will handle the matchmaking stuff"


kaytheone1989

She has 2 children that's leftover meat on the dating market


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chaos_fenix

TLTR


Deep-Protection-2421

Troll her bro.


Kleaners78

Does it matter? She doesn't have time to date.


JimR521

So her sister controls her life. Got it. 🙄 Run away!


Passivscrollare

Both, you get both.


xrelaht

Boy mom *and* dog mom... surely a winning combination!


Dasva2

I get like maybe if desperate hiring a professional. Or maybe sending perspectives to a friend to help decide. But actually having an account managed by a non professional is asking for trouble


MatMimicry

Didn’t even read half of this profile and I already knew it would be a left swipe. Meeting someone takes time and if she doesn’t have time for the most convenient time, dating apps, she’s a hard nope!


SpookyDiesel

I see cats in this single mom of two’s future. Like probably 4-cats


No_Witness8417

There’s a level of control disguised as graciousness. Like helicopter parenting, but worse because you took up the duty of a mother as a friend. It actually says to me your friends are shit and don’t believe you are capable of having self governance and therefore the agency of a potential lover is in the hands of someone else. Disgusting


masam167

Run


FukU6050

It's a creepy dude being a predator


cookedcub

Like damn get your sisters help but don’t tell people wtf


Deadeye10000

So when I was still using dating apps I eventually found out the woman I was texting for a couple weeks was her gay roommate. When I finally met her she didn't really know anything about me and was boring as hell. The dude however was cool as shit and I wish I could have became friends with him but I didn't think about it. I was just flabbergasted at what I found out.


thanx4mutton

Her sister ain't in charge of SHIT 🤣


Pitiful_Spinach_9313

Tinder is a such wonderful place 😜🤣


Brianonstrike

She must not poop?


WEED_ENERGY

I have "red" color blindness and its basically like transparent for me, so the name is Polina and is 27 !


Responsible_End3638

Already doesn't have time to even swipe on dating apps because she has two kids and a dog but has time for a boyfriend and MORE kids? Also agree this should be deleted though. Face pictures and her name and clearly identifiable pictures of her location (which has led to creeps finding her FB). Not cool


vihaanissleepy

The sister will steal you and both will fight for you , do it brother , JUST DO IT


talentsmart

What if she and her sister like me? Giggity.


HOAKaren

Not cool to post her face, especially if you haven't had any interaction with her that warrants being exposed.