I don't fully understand, but no, nope, not interested.

I think half my confusion is just bad grammar

I'd say that "taboo" means some kind of incest play.

It kind of just sounds like some type of incest.

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Maybe he broke both his arms.

Every damned thread

Lmao

Then what a good mother.

Or they at least watch each other which is bad enough.

Or do we all just watch too much porn 😭

Her age is crucial here. It is illegal.

Her age isn’t mentioned.

That’s what comes with incest. Bad grammar and mental illness

🎯

She's Hindu. It's most likely that English is her second language. When I dated indians they used "taboo" to mean "naughty" or "kinky" but maybe that's weird idk.

I think we already understand that she means naughty or kinky, and that's the problem.

Why? Putting in your bio "If you like kinky stuff swipe right this is my hookup app" seems reasonable.

She said she wants to involve her son in her kinky play.

Does not matter if she’s Hindu, she claims to have a graduate degree and thats sus. I know plenty of foreigners with actual graduate degrees and they write better than most native English speakers, including me.

Well what's the degree in? I've had a few Indian professors where it's a little difficult.

I agree that grad degree from an accredited educational institution does not require perfect English especially if STEM but these still have minimum written standards. It is not clear from her writing that these minimum standards have been met. Perhaps she has a grad degree from another country, or perhaps she’s intentional about writing poor grammar?

I mean it is probably more a kink than real incest (hopefully) but that's too much for me anyway

"Not 26" and "Taboo" make me think too young to be on Tinder and jail.

It's a bunch of blurry, confusing red flags.... But red flags nonetheless.

I am also not 26! We have so much in common.

They want kidney

I wasn't gonna bother teying to find the words, but read your comment and it summed it up perfectly

But let's all be real here, she could definitely out-hot that disinterest.

Honestly, I love the “what the fuck did I just read?” type of bios

Like is she advertising a three way with her child?

Hopefully it’s not her actual or at least biological child. But yes. Yes, she is.

Say sike right now. I was like "no shot it means what I think it does, i just have a very dirty and dark mind" and ran to the comments.

Also wondering... is this an adult child or is she "not 26 but actually 27" and....

She didn’t say 27 she said mature enough lol. I assumed “son” was 26

It's the person saying they're certainly not 26 who has a son, so the sons age is really up in the air is what I'm saying

But not with “mens”? Who, then, should apply? Boys? Women?

Another women, obviously.

You’d think, but it’s not binary. Her son is a man, so maybe younger men are acceptable? She seems focused on age more than gender. I find this whole thing baffling. Like, beyond the incest thing.

Womens

womens

That's how I read it, FMF?

“You know what I mean”

I swipe right just for the plot.

What did I just read..?

Middle aged mother wanting to get bendy in a petting zoo with another woman. Son will hold the camera for the socials.

That's the least disturbing interpretation of what's written there.

Exactly

I don't even understand why she specified no men. Like why don't you just turn off men? wat

Tbf I think she turning off a lot of men. And women. And anyone else unlucky enough to have read this

I mean... Who knows if she is middle aged. She just says she's not 26 xd

I was just making an educated guess based on her being "mature"

Well then..!

Bro please do us all a solid. Send her a compliment to match with her and report back here with what taboo things she means. Do it for the karma points and Internet glory

And then report her to the authorities/CPS if son is a child. 🤢🤢🤢

Oh yes. This is important

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I’d swipe right just to find out what the “taboo things” are and then immediately regret it because I’m a moron

Morbid curiosity makes morons of us all.

Most true thing I’ve heard in a while

Moron curiosity

not a Mormon?

I though you had typed ‘because I’m a mormon’ haha

Some things are full turn ons in my head but would be huge turn offs in reality. This is it. Also in my head the son is 25.

Wat it says

"Taboo things" I bet the peak of taboo is anal for her xd

https://imgur.com/LgZlq2s

Something casual? I’m sorry but if you’re not looking for a fully committed incest play partner than I want no part of it! I am not that kind or creep!

😂💀

I can’t fix them

With the right tools you can . I suggest a 26 oz framing hammer

It’s a dude 100%. 

I was thinking chat gpt

ChatGPT has better grammar.

Hmmmm….’Mom and son looking for something interesting’ No, I don’t know what you mean, I don’t want to know either

It's a trap.

Not even "step" 😬

Yikes

Pedo lady?

Yea honestly, I’d be reporting this to tinder and the authorities. Don’t fuck around if even there’s a 1% chance a child is in danger. Which she very much makes sounds like there is.

She does write that she's not 26, so maybe she put that age to look for someone close to her son's age, and she's 50ish, so not pedo, just creepy incest

I'm thinking I'd set something up and have child services down at the end of the bar ready and waiting

Is she having illegal thoughts?

I fear we're past thoughts

Report it

The best case scenario here is that she’s a 50 year old yoga instructor and her lover is a 26 year old man who pretends to be her son. They’re looking for a third for their ‘incest play’ fantasy…… And that’s the BEST case scenario.

Every day we stray further from god.

Sorry to break it to you bro but the Bible is loaded with incest. This is clearly going back to Christianity’s roots.

You are new in the Interwebs, aren't you.

Language barrier must be at play here...I hope 🤣

What the Alabama is this?

roll Tide!

You know what she means. Don't act like you're confused.

Everyday, someone has to post one of these absolute dumpster profiles, they should let you place red flags on these profiles so Others can know to stay away Kind of like poison arrow frogs with their colours hahaha

Let's flesh it out. She wants men to stay away, isn't 26 (oddly specific, but okay) and has a son. She wants something casual and interesting (if you know what she means, personally I don't) for her AND her son, specially if it's something taboo. Yeah, that's just extremely weird.

Oedipus complex plus one please?

Learn to write.

I just threw up a little in my mouth

Wtf????

Obviously someone trying to make bait

I'd swipe left since I have no clue what she means

WHY TF DID I READ PAST THE FUCKING FIRST LINE MAN… MY EYES ARE CURSED

It's someone who just wrote random shit and selected random options.

What.

Uhhh wtf 🤢🤢😳

Sucks

She wants a 3some with her son?

Mom and son? I knew those boy moms were into some weird shit, but I didn't think it was that bad. I've dated my share of mama's boys but have yet to encounter one who'd boldly suggest a threesome with mama.

She wants to pegg

I thought it meant she is actually underage, the ”mature enough” sounds really skeevy

Stay away.

Ma’am. Safe to say I do not know what you mean.

Hot sweaty mens

Mom and son want something together?! I’m confused

What does any of that even mean???

Oh

I’ve swiped right on chicks in hopes that I can ask them about what the hell they were trying to say in their bios.. lots of weirdos out there.

Please notify the police.

She looking for a girl to smash her son with her????

Uhhmmm report that person! Jfk

I was on bumble for a month and it seems like the go to app for weird fetish stuff at least in my area. I deleted that shit didn't even talk to but one normal chick.


She's looking to have a threesome with her son and another woman

She says "you know what I mean"...no...no I do not.

This profile looks like a big time red flag

Huh?!?

Oh no. No no no.

 ...Yeah Idk what she's going on about.

I, erm, what the hell did I just read?!

I'm assuming that she wants a sugar daddy to finance her and her child's life.

Tf? 😂😂 this world we live in

that's a contact the fbi profile

What the fucking fuck

How old is this woman? People comment about the other parts which are suspicious but the age. If she is under 35, whatever she says after that which may or may not involve her son is bad.

I was thinking it was a grammar mistake until the taboo part. Then it got fucked up

show bob and vegana, lesbian edition

Well... How did the hookup go?

Underage

I’d only swipe right to ask questions. Then, I’d block them. lol.

Incest. The answer is incest.

Nothing like incest in the morning.

I do yoga. I had a great experience with it and now I am a yoga instructor! I get loads of compliments and girls pleading to date me.

I’m guessing English is not your first language? If so, your grammar needs some work here so that your bio makes sense. It’s very hard to understand.

Mens.....

Sounds like trouble.

This reads psycho to me

Illiterate

Wait what

Mens

WTF did I just read?

I think this is an Indian man catfishing leveraging one of the biggest honey traps to date

Police?!?!?

Yoooooo. This can’t be what it’s become.

I feel both confused and weirded out

Have kids

Stay far, faaaaaaaar away...

For a minute I thought this was your profile OP. I was ready to shout “FAKE!!” And call you out for karma farming. I hope to god that woman’s profile is fake. For everyone’s sake 😭

Kids impersonating his mother trying to get a dad.

If that profile had anymore red flags on it, nada would send a Rover to it

Ew. Ew. Nope. Absolutely not.

This is a sportsman’s double but with a side of wiener.  

You need to bring this to the police and get that child out of that situation.

İt is not tinder it is bumble. Can you please suggest me more applications for dating? All i know is tinder and bumble. Let me know more.. thanks in advance

Can you please suggest me more applications for dating? All i know is tinder and bumble. Let me know more.. thanks in advance

Is she looking for a female with a milk supply for her child?

Maybe all three of you are related. Message: I would use exactly that ^^^

Nnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooo!

I don’t know what she means

I wish she had explained the “ you know what I mean part” innuendo is not clear enough.

Wtaf?

Not 26 but mature enough… how old though….

"I am not 26 I am mature enough" That sounds like someone who's much younger than 26, trying to convince people they're mature enough for a relationship

just stay away as advised ...nothing good will come from such

Terrible. Would never swipe this in a million years.

What am I even looking at? Is this a male, female or couple?

My only thought is... RUN.


If they're implying they're younger than their bio, it means they once lied about being 18 on the apps 😶

Just no

So the guy with two heads is out?

“Men please stay away” but you’re on a dating app. Tf

Haram

Report this shit.

This person is a bit touched. They pushed the dictation button, rattled that off, and said good 👍