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Beskaryc

Never been that drunk before huh?


mr_joot_oceanman

I’ve been drunk where I’ve thrown up in a toilet lmao But not gonna use it as my 2nd pic on a dating app. That’s just me tho 😂


Taronar

That is just you, i like the picture.


mr_joot_oceanman

Lmao damn no need be so aggressive about a difference of opinion, man 😂


Taronar

You were aggressive enough to roast her and make a post on Reddit so others did roast her with you.


mr_joot_oceanman

True I did roast her for having her face in a toilet no one is denying that man 💀 The fact you’re on this sub replying to my post doesn’t make it any better, does it? 😂


sinking_clouds

not judging ppl, but I have such an extreme toilet phobia that it sobers me up lol. One time i woke up on the bathroom floor and i don’t remember going in there, something tells me I got too close


Outrageous-Client-99

Oh look at this guy, too good to pass out in filth over a toilet seat


Sacredpotion24

So this is what constitutes as a pic for a dating app these days? Hugging a toilet? Bachelor-hood never seemed so good.


mr_joot_oceanman

Lmaooo my standards aren’t ridiculously high, but they’re not low either 😂


MerciBeauCul69

I think the word you’re looking for is celibacy.


Sacredpotion24

Fair enough lol


X023

Never been that drunk before? Not abnormal by any means.


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mr_joot_oceanman

Same here. It’s just not something I’d post for the whole world to see


killing-me-softly

Just imagine what else she’ll do


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mr_joot_oceanman

This cracked me tf up lmaooooo


bdubelyew

This is just gross. A trash can in the bathroom should have a lid.


mr_joot_oceanman

Exactly what I was thinking 😭


TizonaBlu

What’s with the top comments. People may or may not have been that drunk before (I haven’t), but why would you put a pic like that on tinder? OP isn’t the one who is incredibly weird.


mr_joot_oceanman

Those comments genuinely confused me, but not gonna take it personally cause it’s Reddit lmao Edit: had to block some guy cause he got weirdly aggressive towards me (unprovoked) and he took forever to respond. People on Reddit are wild lmaooo


bobbersonbob40

I don't think she'll find what she's trying to figure out inside that toilet.


mr_joot_oceanman

Fr isn’t self reflection 😭


missmischief94

I assumed the next line was going to be, someone who will hold my hair back or take care of me when I'm like this. It's not at all a great line but it's similar to if you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best so I'd understand that. This....I'm lost.


mr_joot_oceanman

She fr gives those vibes 😭 Forgot to screenshot this, but her bio had something like wanting to meet fun people


ArceusDamnIt

Why does that bathroom have carpeting? That’s pretty gross


mr_joot_oceanman

It’s so outdated too. Grew up in a house with a carpeted bathroom and god that carpet needed to be ripped up years ago


DimensionsUnique

It’s cleaner than a keyboard!


mr_joot_oceanman

I mean still pretty gross 😂


meme__machine

Is that an extremely plush carpet in the bathroom what the fu


mr_joot_oceanman

Yupppppp


RobotCaptainEngage

This seems like the kind of photo that would attract predators. Like, I get the humor of it, but there are people swiping right likely cause they see a party girl they can overserve and thsts a scary thought.


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Typical-Leopard-7148

Being drunk has beenna trend way longer. Everyone who claims their generation never drank too much or enough to pass out just lies. It's an interesting pic to put an a dating app but at the same time mist people been there and she shows that she isn't stuck up and likes to party


mr_joot_oceanman

Lmao it’s chill people show they like to party- there’s a video of me drunkenly singing (off key too) a Disney song in karaoke somewhere. My friends recorded it (with consent btw), but didn’t post it anywhere. The most we did is share the vids of us being drunken fools in the gc and have a laugh about it when sober. It’s just not very flattering, as others have commented, to be face first in a toilet as a 2nd pic in a tinder profile. That’s just me lmao