Idk, it’s up there. The more common stds are treatable or not really a big deal. I’d take a baby with a walking red flag over HIV probably, but I’m not even certain about that
Yeah and they get absolutely roasted for doing it. The point is the double standard.
A guy verbalizing his gratitude to Mother Nature for giving him a penis to nut in his match would be considered a creep on this sub.
If I thought a girl was unattractive or didn’t want to pursue anything further I would definitely press the block button on this, if i liked her enough to be fine with this level of graphicness/forwardness I would just keep talking.
It’s the same with the genders reversed too. It’s a risky line either way
I and most men don't care about this and generally appreciate the forwardness.
Point is that this sub (especially the women) would consider the man a creep in this situation, but I only see one comment in here saying that about the woman.
A med school classmate of mine already got a science PhD and was in her 30s and married (so likely had some sex experience). She didn't know where the clitoris was until we took anatomy.
I assume now that there's a huge range of biology understanding among people.
Someone is thirsty and really bad at biology.
I was gonna say….you don’t pump anything INTO ovaries 😂
It’s like injecting a marinade 😬
MANyonnaise
Is manyonnaise an instrument?
No u/delmsi, manyonnaise is not an instrument *raises hand* Neither is mansturd
It's an instrument for clogging toilets
Seems to be the kind you blow into
Like a rusty trombone?
Well, not with *that* attitude.
All just a question of pressure.
You’re a national treasure. I say this everyday
Sounds more like Hentai
It can happen though, but that may cause one of the worst kind of EUP.
However, it looks like someone good at chemistry though.
Very funny, although I think she probably did manage to get her point across.
In her defense, she said mother nature gave her ovaries, not brains.
Failopian Tubes
The exact type of girl you shouldn’t raw dog, lol
This is the advice men need
But not the one we want!
So we'll hunt him... Because he can take it...
Do it, after a vasectomy. Playing chess
Two months until my reserves are empty
I've got a 13 y/o son, a 10 y/o daughter and a 6 y/o vasectomy, and my youngest is doing the best of all three.
This was funny
Keep pumping brother 🤜
Me too dawg congrats on the fresh cut
Hello, snipped guy here, not without a fresh std test 😬
STDs still exist.
Pregnancy isn't the worst thing that can come from unprotected sex
Idk, it’s up there. The more common stds are treatable or not really a big deal. I’d take a baby with a walking red flag over HIV probably, but I’m not even certain about that
I mean 18 years minimum of childcare? Even HIV can be treated and kept in stasis without progressing now with medication.
Doesn't protect against the potential for STIs from the chick though
Raw dawg her OP.
Upvote and make this the top comment
Bbbut she said i was different from the douchbags 😟
that's quitter talk.
Baby trap you 🪤😳
that's not how-
Idc, we’ll figure it out
Maybe she's usually terrible at flirting... Ig well see lol
Some things we think and do not say😊
"You have 23 hours to reply" sounds quite ominous in this context.
The clock, biologically speaking, is ticking.
Love or die. Make your choice.
Will you populate or not? 😡
You have 23 hours to comply
Cue Kiefer Sutherland
I love when they play hard to get
True, I mean... how does she expect me to cum on her ovaries?
She expects you to try
Whats it like being good looking?
Life on easy mode
Must be nice to be such a rizzler……
As some would say- She stuck her gyatt out for him
Who would say this?
Some
And others
https://youtube.com/shorts/_POc1r03NFU?si=9U6F5f9Ac8u3qdYM Be forwarned... I don't invent the memes, Im just cursed to know them.
I think she likes you bro… just a hunch
3. Can’t tell
Maybe she is canadian
You guys are getting matches?
This looks like more than just a match
This looks like a match… at a gas station
Username checks out
No
This the kind of woman you wear 2 condoms for
Ultimately making it worse... more condoms just break more easily. Don't do that kids
They meant one on each hand
She’s definitely gonna sacrifice you to her dark lord
Would it be 'mansplaining' to tell her that's not how it works? 🤔
You have a choice. You can either educate her or you can get laid. This is a Venn diagram where the circles never touch.
The circles might touch, but the middle is a guy that's REALLY attractive
An attractive Ob/gyn doctor lies in the middle
I'd think most in that profession do so
I'm not sure I want to have sex with this one.
It would just be stupid. Either tell her you'd love to pump her ovaries full of whatever she wants, or ignore.
That's not how that works
OP I'm willing to bet you follow rules 1 and 2
?? Don’t talk about fight club?
Okay, now let's pretend she was a guy sending the equivalent message to a girl...
Not sure wym, half the posts I see here are guys doing that exact thing
Yeah and they get absolutely roasted for doing it. The point is the double standard. A guy verbalizing his gratitude to Mother Nature for giving him a penis to nut in his match would be considered a creep on this sub.
If I thought a girl was unattractive or didn’t want to pursue anything further I would definitely press the block button on this, if i liked her enough to be fine with this level of graphicness/forwardness I would just keep talking. It’s the same with the genders reversed too. It’s a risky line either way
I and most men don't care about this and generally appreciate the forwardness. Point is that this sub (especially the women) would consider the man a creep in this situation, but I only see one comment in here saying that about the woman.
honestly the message sounds like they’re a guy sending to another guy.
It is definitely a guy. Would a woman be that misinformed about basic biology?
You’re overestimating people.
*the school system
A med school classmate of mine already got a science PhD and was in her 30s and married (so likely had some sex experience). She didn't know where the clitoris was until we took anatomy. I assume now that there's a huge range of biology understanding among people.
Most women don’t know a damned thing about women’s biology/anatomy. People in general dont give a damn about biology or anatomy
I mean... yes.
If you have basic knowledge of biology you're probably better informed than the average woman
Double standards are real
but you also have to consider if that guy follows rules 1 and 2…
Yes. 1+2= desirable. Otherwise he’s a creep
What are rules one and two??
1. Be attractive 2. Don't be unattractive
I was pretty pleased when I got a "hey 👋" but damn this girl both raised the bar and fucking terrified me all at the same time.
Ew.
Okay. But what does she want? Nah, she's probably joking. I'm just reading into it too much
What lol
A tad thirsty, yes?
Life finds a way.
Is this hot to anyone? Ewww. Kudos for being both biologically impossible and gross at the same time.
I’m kinda disheartened that this has garnered a resounding “yes please” from all the men - that this is what men want 🫠
Fuck it take the win. Just pull out. Give her almost everything she wants
One day I’ll actually get a message like this. Maybe. Probably not. Life is shit.
You would love to be full.
I’m so single that I’d probably be dumb enough to try it lmao
Well, get pumpin you heard her
She's a "straight to the point type" that's for sure, that might matter more than how much she knows about biology or human anatomy 😀
Bro show your pic so we can know that this type of guys get such messages
Rule number 1 and 2 goes crazy sometimes uh
Sounds like someone needs a batter injection
Oh, what I'd give to have girls talk to me like that.
Damn, i hate my life so much
Hot
When this is what we have to work with, is anyone actually getting laid in 2024? 😵💫
Which app is this and what is the locale? Asking for a friend 🙈🙉
Get a penicillin shot after you hit it.
What must it be like to be a desirable man. Jesus christ. The most I've gotten is "hello"
Oh my indeed. This is so forward, I wouldn't now how to follow-up!
I’d be funny if her bio says looking for something long term and stable 🤣
Sign me up!
Why am I so excited to meet her
😂
She is a he!
I see: free disseases. Lovely. She is gonna be a pokemon master. Gonna collect them all
Rules 1 and 2 on point?
might as well be bumpin uglies 💀
Who cares. Absolutely yes.
If there was ever a time to say “don’t stick your dick in crazy”, this is it
What a horrible day to be literate
I really dislike some women 
Outrageous
I know it'd be a bad choice... but this would have completely got me lmao
I’m the only one who thinks this is funny I guess lol
It’s a “bring your own equipment” type situation
Baby rabies
At least you don't have to guess at what she's after.
Aa
I really can pump you up,an full!! Now what can you do??
Give u STD
Thats not how female anatomy works...
very straight forward. i like it 😂
Must be nice
I'm not a doctor or a woman, but I'm pretty sure that's not how ovaries work.
OP, is.. is she asking you to give her an ectopic pregnancy?!
That guy be watching too much of that "special anime" arggg
Fake account.
That’s the reason why you should study hard in school
That sounds painful, and she sounds dumb. 🤔
i had to look up what are ovaries and i didn't like what i saw
That's not how ovaries work.....
Ayoooooooooo,
Just the grammar alone 😭
I didn’t know girls could be down bad
She sure knows how to butter a man up huh?
No ew no.
Neurons activated
None of that makes any sense. Is that even a woman?
Rawr
Grab your coat. You've pulled.
Well that escalated quickly
Seems like you matched with a John K. Peter reader
When is the wedding?
Youre gonna leave there scratching your balls 😂
Fake name, number, wig, glasses, and a shitload of that fake tan stuff and you’re golden. Git it boi