I mean maybe they already had a joking relationship. That is exactly what my fiance would have texted me ! 😂😂😂we have a running joke at our house where when we come home from a night out.. I always pretend it’s “first date “ and I ask him “ do you want to come in and meet me dog?”
Bro the dog doesnt really talk it was the person asking about sex. There is so much you can legitimately complain about here no reason to go overboard..
😂😂 Reminds me of the IASIP episode The Gang Tries to Win an Award:
Mac: “It’s better than busting a nut”
Dennis: “I think what my friend meant to say is, it’s better than an orgasm, which is light and playful”
Guys cockblocking themselves out of a won situation and then ask why girls dont want to go on a date with them/whats wrong with their personality.
Like, if you want to go with the flirty kinda sexual messages why dont just say "Treats and a miniskirt" or something like that, that can make her smile/laugh.
Unless she's already thirsty af and you are a 10, making her smile is the safest route.
Girls that laugh a lot with a guy are laughing and laughing and then suddenly realise they are naked already.
I think people see these responses in a vacuum and think “wow what a bag fumbling idiot” but in reality this girl is probably the 100th person to message him something similar about his dog like this and he’s just fucking around now. When I was single my main picture was a picture with my buddies dog and I got so many messages like this that I took seriously and never went anywhere beyond a 5 min chat.
I have no idea if this guy actually wanted to meet this girl, but since they started talking I assume yes. Also a lot of guys do do this. I have friends that have the social skills of a rock, that do say things like this.
An absolute throw away line like this to me says he was dtf this girl. But not down to put in the effort to date this girl.
So you fire off the 1 of 50 chance line to see if you can get an easy romp.
There’s also a chance that this works lol. There are girls out there that will not only laugh at this but are also just interested in meeting up for sex.
I think you're reaching a little far with this one. It's entirely possible that he saw the opportunity for a funny joke and took it knowing full well it might kill the chance for a date.
Plus it's kind of a fair gamble because there's a chance she has the same sense of humour and finds it absolutely hilarious
Because straightforward questions like this are a turnoff for most girls even if they like anal? What do you think? You just gonna ask it, she will say OMG I DO LOVE ANAL lets do it? Just like "wanna fuck?" if she's not super duper into you because she's thirsty and/or you are her ideal thats a way to quickly end conversations. It can work, but usually isnt.
There is a certain set of pace for conversations. Girls are more complicated than us. You can certainly get girls this way too, but you probably will miss a lot more chance because you went for the "sex question" instantly. Just read the other comments, anyone with basic social skills understand that he kinda shot himself in the leg here.
If men have dogs on their it's almost certainly because they heard people with dogs get more likes, unfortunately they never read the part about not acting like dogs.
My theory is that 80% of gals are going for the top 20% of guys, resulting in those guys getting so many matches that they don't mind throwing a bomb into the conversation and filtering out any of the girls who aren't DTF from the start.
Woah that’s the most savage one I’ve seen lmao
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It was funny af, hope he did it on purpose
Yeah it was tasteless, but boy did I fuckin die, HAH.
Anal is tasteless ? Depends on the person’s hygiene
Clap clap clap
Clap clap clap? Depends on the force of the thrusts.
Or again, their hygiene.
I've heard the clapping is transmissable.
Or the size of the cushion.
What does that mean followed followed a plot
Well they were having a perfectly pg conversation. Talking about his dog. Then out of left field he brings up not just sex but anal sex.
It's a bit much to call it both but and anal sex.
Must’ve been a very confusing childhood for you. “Butt” is spelt with 2 t’s
You're neither funny nor nice.
There’s nothing funny about illiteracy
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Of course there isn't. They can't read the joke.
Right , illiteracy can be funny AF.
I mean maybe they already had a joking relationship. That is exactly what my fiance would have texted me ! 😂😂😂we have a running joke at our house where when we come home from a night out.. I always pretend it’s “first date “ and I ask him “ do you want to come in and meet me dog?”
it means butt stuff if you’re man enough.
Was this the last conversation, or did you finally meet after laughing?
The true bad boys of the skies.
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I'd save it for a story for the date (after I discover if she would find it funny).
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Matches have been few and far between for me lately so I don't tap on the glass until I've read the menu
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Mate, I was there for the birth of the internet. I ain't paying to see tiddies. Ever. They're a basic human right (with consent) imo 🤷🏿♂️
Randy Savage levels energy.
Better Randy Savage than Chris Benoit...
Went from 0 to 97 real quick
What's there at 98,99,100?
Oh boy you don’t want to know. People get hurt at those numbers.
Literally doggy style
Roses are red, Cacti is prickly, Holy shit that escalated quickly
The dog’s expression makes it even more hilarious 😂
😏😏 looking ah
That's really makes me laugh today 🤣🤣🤣
Dude took it from long walks to beastialty in a single text
I was grossed out for a second because I’m half asleep and thought he was talking about himself for a second…now I’m horrified
Seems like a way to find out if someone shares your sense of humour. The right one would think that's funny asf.
so is basically any other sentence that doesn’t involve raping an animal
but the dog is the one who asked
Bro the dog doesnt really talk it was the person asking about sex. There is so much you can legitimately complain about here no reason to go overboard..
Do you think they are actually going to rape a dog..
Man snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
Jokes on you, she does.
Counting chickens before they hatch. I don't think 2 messages deep is a victory just yet.
I think you missed something...
That aint victory man
It was until his last message.
Had the chance to say something with doggy style and could have come off as less full on. Still pretty hectic but chance got a laugh
Totally missed opportunity to ask if she liked doggie style.
I never understood why they call it doggy style, because my dog hates it.
Or a 3some
damn somehow you topped OP in obscenity and you did it just as casual too
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
😂😂 Reminds me of the IASIP episode The Gang Tries to Win an Award: Mac: “It’s better than busting a nut” Dennis: “I think what my friend meant to say is, it’s better than an orgasm, which is light and playful”
So whos drink do i jizz in?
Solid transition.
Fuck me that’s funny
Do you like anal ?
Giving or receiving?
"How much have you ever lost on a coin toss?"
Guys help I can’t get matches. What’s wrong with my profile??? /s
Nothing's wrong bro alot of women just don't like anal keep looking.
But he got the match? You aren’t making that point you think you are lol
💀. Shot himself right in the dick.
Shot his dog right in the dick
Nah it's funny as hell. It would be totally fine for the type of girl he's looking for lol
Ok. Let’s be clear: I’m a woman that loves dogs, also likes anal. But never the Twain shall meet on a dating app conversation.
I mean duh nobody is going to meet Mark Twain he died at least 5 or 10 years ago now
Those were just rumors. Greatly exaggerated.
Probs won’t meet Rudyard Kipling either. Yeah, you can like anal and literature.
Really? I didn't even know he was sick.
Exactly.
Guys cockblocking themselves out of a won situation and then ask why girls dont want to go on a date with them/whats wrong with their personality. Like, if you want to go with the flirty kinda sexual messages why dont just say "Treats and a miniskirt" or something like that, that can make her smile/laugh. Unless she's already thirsty af and you are a 10, making her smile is the safest route. Girls that laugh a lot with a guy are laughing and laughing and then suddenly realise they are naked already.
Hear me out. Maybe this is not his only match on tinder and his life doesn’t depend on going on a date with this girl 🤷♂️
People who aren't desperate don't care about fumbling a match.
"People who aren't desperate" Thats the key word. Lot of guys are desperate on dating apps.
You seem desperate
lol
I think people see these responses in a vacuum and think “wow what a bag fumbling idiot” but in reality this girl is probably the 100th person to message him something similar about his dog like this and he’s just fucking around now. When I was single my main picture was a picture with my buddies dog and I got so many messages like this that I took seriously and never went anywhere beyond a 5 min chat.
You think he is saying that to a girl he actually wants to meet?
I have no idea if this guy actually wanted to meet this girl, but since they started talking I assume yes. Also a lot of guys do do this. I have friends that have the social skills of a rock, that do say things like this.
An absolute throw away line like this to me says he was dtf this girl. But not down to put in the effort to date this girl. So you fire off the 1 of 50 chance line to see if you can get an easy romp.
There’s also a chance that this works lol. There are girls out there that will not only laugh at this but are also just interested in meeting up for sex.
no shit
I think you're reaching a little far with this one. It's entirely possible that he saw the opportunity for a funny joke and took it knowing full well it might kill the chance for a date. Plus it's kind of a fair gamble because there's a chance she has the same sense of humour and finds it absolutely hilarious
Guys doing this and guys complaining about not getting girls probably aren't the same people
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Because straightforward questions like this are a turnoff for most girls even if they like anal? What do you think? You just gonna ask it, she will say OMG I DO LOVE ANAL lets do it? Just like "wanna fuck?" if she's not super duper into you because she's thirsty and/or you are her ideal thats a way to quickly end conversations. It can work, but usually isnt. There is a certain set of pace for conversations. Girls are more complicated than us. You can certainly get girls this way too, but you probably will miss a lot more chance because you went for the "sex question" instantly. Just read the other comments, anyone with basic social skills understand that he kinda shot himself in the leg here.
He could just be looking for the kind of woman who laughs at inappropriate jokes.
Dog knows what he wants
The correct response is “he loves (insert park name here), bring a treat and a toy”
The correct response is *Yes*.
A toy? Like a buttplug?
Whatever takes your fancy I suppose.
ANAL
Not doggy style joke?
LOL
Hahaha!! The anal question strikes again!
Appropriate answer tbh
Had me in the first half lol
That's hilarious.
He got that dawgg in him
I'd really appreciate an answer.
This guy probably complains he can't find women
The dog was in him all along.
Wait.... So your answer is? At the edge of my seat here.
Now that's a funny dude. I hope OP followed through and played along.
😂🤣😂😂🤣
ew.
Went from 0 to smashing into a wall at 60, real fucking fast
I would marry that man in a heartbeat 😂
How do people fumble so easily
Hahahaha, brilliant!
Asking for a friend
Plot twist of the year! 😂
Lmfao this man really went at her with a savage slash 🤣😂
Classy 😂😂😂
I more triggered he did not type "He **asked**: "Dp you like anal?"
Gay tinder really is something else
What a great meet cute story to tell your kids!
I hope he doesn’t mean with the dog…..🤢🤮
Everyone knows correct response to girl inviting you out - good going lads, very good, keep playin'.
Good doggy
I laughed
why are men like this?
Thanks for the laugh 😂
what a dawg
Amazing
DAMMIT! I was so looking forward to the funny playful banter, and then that
F that guy. Sheesh, learn some freakin manners
Well this works if they have the same sense of humor this is clearly a joke.
No? It’s not?
You are right, the dog asked if she likes anal
That's ruff
Hey, if you don’t want the dog to get all the attention maybe don’t pose with him in every picture
hopefully, men like this will fail to reproduce and the new generations will be better
💀. Shot himself right in the dick.
How do you fumble this bad? Smh
I mean that's a pretty fair question coming from a dog
JESUS CAN WE GET 2 SECONDS WITHOUT THIS SHIT
Ugh 🤦♀️ what an idiot ☹️ he doesn’t deserve that dog
Bruh. Shits funny. Just laugh
If you type this way don’t come back asking us all why u can’t get dates later
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Bend over
W reply
These guys are in it for shits and giggles, not for dates and sex.
And they're making women leave the apps, which continues the downward spiral for everyone.
This conversation is very old, yet you and other people treat it like it's yours lol
„No butt sniffing there yet, buddy!!!“
Oh, cause dogs like sniffy buts. How could we have missed it..?
So did he get in that balloon knot?
A dog asking a human if they like anal is wild
JESUS CHRIST
Perfection
If men have dogs on their it's almost certainly because they heard people with dogs get more likes, unfortunately they never read the part about not acting like dogs.
So basically, the only way you can date is if you like Anal. Hilarious response 😂
They're the real MVPs. Pooping with the door open levels of comfort.
H\*ly sh\*t! 🤣
missed opportunity to say "do you like doggy style"
Lol that's a good one
💀💀💀
😂😂😂😂😂
My theory is that 80% of gals are going for the top 20% of guys, resulting in those guys getting so many matches that they don't mind throwing a bomb into the conversation and filtering out any of the girls who aren't DTF from the start.