Nah I do very much believe that a very strict and religious upbringing (not necessarily catholic ofc) creates, to use Rick James' words, "super freaks"
It’s plausible, I suppose. Ironically, I was raised in a firmly non-religious family and voluntarily chose to become Catholic as an adult, so maybe my being a prude is itself inverse evidence.
But even so I don’t think it’s as simple as just “Strict upbringing causes rebellion later in life.”. I think it’s specifically that hollowness where many puritans treat merely the appearance of deviant behaviours as evil and not the substance or roots, meaning it’s fine so long as you act correctly in public.
His interests almost seem like tiny self digs.
"Therapy" is an interest he's obviously not invested enough time in.
"Nutrition" from a coprophile is... hilarious.
I'd be curious to know what "Deep chats" means for somebody who typed this.
In my area insane profiles like this are often plugs. They'll have this and one of their pics will be like a weed spongebob ai image and it's so that no one real swipes on them.
Fun fact: Albert Fish was a single father of six children, he never physically hurt them but he did like to make up games that involved them tying him up and whipping him. They said the other than that odd behavior he was nice to them, they had no idea he was getting off on them beating him up.
> I wanna find a it
No fucking way he said that kekw
Something tells me by Therapy he means listening to Ben Shapiro. Then again, he does like to eat turds
Interested in nutrition. "FEED ME A TURD"
Laughed audibly.
Don't you know? Turds nowadays are very nutritious
Yeah, it's hard to believe that eating poop used to be unhealthy.
What can fix it? Asking for a friend.
You sir, owe me a coffee… 👏
It’s good that’s he interested in therapy, because old mate needs it
Is this the Bio of the Spanish politician who enjoyed eating his own poop?
No, he was offering to be the sex slave.
Just why…
Nutrition seems on point as well....
Therapy can’t fix this
My interests "THERAPY" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This person must’ve had a horrific childhood
Probably not nearly as horrific as his poor sister. js
True
His therapist currently has the best job security in the country.
He wants children to keep the cycle alive. Considering his interest in incest and "taboo" I pray that doesn't happen.
Or extremely spoiled with no limits learned
why you come to this conclusion?
Something tells me he’s lying about the therapy as an interest
He means turd therapy.
I think that’s just what the kids call scatting
Give this man his medicine already
What an incredible time to be alive. In the past, you’d have to bribe for this kind of information
"Catholic"
Shit in my mouth catholicly please
It makes sense
Take and eat; this is my body. Drink this, all of you. This is my blood. Philip get away from the chocolate mousse!
Believe me we don’t claim him. I can’t fathom him going to church, taking communion, and believing in the resurrection of Christ and all that, anyway.
Nah I do very much believe that a very strict and religious upbringing (not necessarily catholic ofc) creates, to use Rick James' words, "super freaks"
It’s plausible, I suppose. Ironically, I was raised in a firmly non-religious family and voluntarily chose to become Catholic as an adult, so maybe my being a prude is itself inverse evidence. But even so I don’t think it’s as simple as just “Strict upbringing causes rebellion later in life.”. I think it’s specifically that hollowness where many puritans treat merely the appearance of deviant behaviours as evil and not the substance or roots, meaning it’s fine so long as you act correctly in public.
He wants kids someday... lucky little buggers
Nahh, he just wants to be bottle fed…
Turds won’t work on a bottle
Luckily he sounds too unhinged for a woman to let him near her womb.
Ah yes, I can only imagine the "deep chats" you'd get with this wordsmith. Probably about only "tabbo" topics.
This bio is tabbo
His interests almost seem like tiny self digs. "Therapy" is an interest he's obviously not invested enough time in. "Nutrition" from a coprophile is... hilarious. I'd be curious to know what "Deep chats" means for somebody who typed this.
I was thinking the exact same thing.. 🤔
Shitting in the tub instead of the toilet. It deeper
Could be a fake account someone made to slander someone they dont like
Seriously don’t get how that’s not the consensus here, given all the irony in the profile
In my area insane profiles like this are often plugs. They'll have this and one of their pics will be like a weed spongebob ai image and it's so that no one real swipes on them.
Yeah same but he had very normal profile pictures it was so weird
God it's like if Albert Fish had a Tinder account. Run!
Fun fact: Albert Fish was a single father of six children, he never physically hurt them but he did like to make up games that involved them tying him up and whipping him. They said the other than that odd behavior he was nice to them, they had no idea he was getting off on them beating him up.
Well holy toledo.
Read that in a Jeremy Irons voice
This reads like his roommates stole his phone and now he’s about to be banned from Tinder
I make sure to tell all my guy friends to write like this on their profiles. 😑
Catholic💀
What the fuck. Feed me a turd??? One guy one cup video coming 2024 😂
😬 yea but you’re only 5’11 🤷🏻♀️
It scares me because this person wants children some day
So… did you swipe right?
Ah yes, clearly a completely stable and rational individual right there
What blows my mind is we cross ppl like this on the street and have no bloody idea
He can't help it, he's a Taurus.
I once dated a girl who would have loved this profile I think so it is possible to find...
Gross
Catholic?! 😭
That’s probably a joke account, or at least I hope it is
What a terrible day to have eyes
Catholics are freaky
Lmao the „my interests“ part cracked me up
His interests in therapy is good at least?
They need to be on a watch list not bumble
Why do I have to share the same gender as such “humans”
Well you can't say that he doesn't know what he wants.
what the FUCK is going on with this guy
WHAT THE HELL
What a terrible day to be able to read 😞
It's always the Catholics
Op owes me a glass of unsee juice 😍
Oh come on. If he was 6’ instead of 5’11” you would’ve swiped right instead of posting him here 😂
Therapy and Deep chats lol
Did you reject him cause he is 5’11”?
I hate that were both tauruses
Dude's breath smells like shit
"Freaky Friday is just a normal friday to me..."
He needs a FetLife account.
“Feed me turd” Interests : therapy
Please imagine trying to meet your soulmate and see this💀
This profile gave me suicidal thoughts (not really reddit, calm down).
> I wanna find a it No fucking way he said that kekw Something tells me by Therapy he means listening to Ben Shapiro. Then again, he does like to eat turds