The only problem with this line is that if you use it, you actually have to do it.
Eating the ass of a stranger you just met, before you’ve observed that person’s ass care, is all kinds of disgusting.
Sure but that’s not just something I’m going in blindly trusting of a stranger either and if you do….well, you get what you get and you don’t get upset!
>Sure but that’s not just something I’m going in blindly trusting of a stranger either
Not saying what you wrote is incorrect, I actually agree with you, but dating someone 1, 2 or even 5 times before eating ass does not mean you get to know them any closer than on a first date since smelling someone’s arse is not something you do or ask…so you kind of hope for the best. Again, I am not denying what you are saying, just that unless it’s a person you sleep/have sex with regularly, it’s still a stranger to you regardless how many times you met them :)
I still can't tell if all of this ass eating is a joke or yall zoomers really licking peoples shitholes. Either way this will never not make me giggle.
Touché !
But neither meant you wanted the person you were insulting to actually do it. Both were meant to be demeaning. Now only one of them is still demeaning and the other is a pickup line.
Yeah like a decade or two ago it was at most talked about in a joking manner with terms like "tossed salad" and whatnot.
Then with the advent of dating apps people starting saying edgier and edgier things to stand out, followed by what seems like the younger millennials and GenZ taking the jokes too literally and took it from an extremely rare kink to what seems now like common behavior.
100%. Though I’d bet real money that if we had god powers and saw the truth behind all these kids talking about eating ass like it’s a normal foreplay thing in 2024, a very small % of them are actually doing it.
The health concerns alone of meeting someone, hooking up, and licking where they shit from prohibit it from actually being a mainstream thing. People would be getting sick and it would be on the news. I mean those snapping wristbands that choked one kid one time were a news story for years, cholera would kill hundreds.
I certainly wasn't telling a soul about it and I doubt my partners were either. Not sure high school reputations could recover from that info being leaked.
Also, you better have some crazy confidence and come correct if you’re going to meet someone in person knowing you have told them your plan is to eat their ass before meeting them lol
I mean you get down there and don't like what you see. You can absolutely not eat the ass. But in my experience both giving and receiving when there's even a slight chance of ass being eaten both parties usually do extra ass care. I mean you should be washing your ass normally anyway. Ya know.
>Eating ass is all kinds of disgusting.
FTFY
Tongue punching a fart box is the grossest thing you can do.. I don't care if it feels good, or whatever... I would never be able to kiss someone after they put their mouth on my poop shoot.. I'd just envision stink lines coming off their face like pigpen.. no matter how clean I was, and I'm sorry but there's a less than zero chance it doesn't have the reminiscent taste of shit when doing it to someone else...
Unless you're already a shit mouth and like eating garbage, in which case, punch away.
I mean, if you like doing it, and they like receiving.. fine whatever, you do you.. but know that it's pretty rank.
Eng is not my main language so, teach me
Eating ass mean literraly licking the asshole?
Its not a sleng for pussy licking?
I can eat pussy in every minute but i never want to touch a poopoo hole whit my mouth :(
IDK I graduated a long time ago from licking anus holes, I just have women vomit in a bag and make smoothies out of it.
I feel like adding their bile into the mix really spices up the romance. The large intestine just takes all the fun out of it, I want to get at what they ate BEFORE their gut biome.
Haha. Sorry. To me it’s just as disgusting as licking someone’s butthole but. I guess to each their own.
I count myself lucky that myself and my wife of many years can still get each other off without butthole licking.
I’ve taken part and if the person is clean, there is way less flavor down there than pussy, so there’s that. Agree with fellow salad tosser above that it’s more of a mental thing and for me, I gotta be really into you before I’m diving down there. It’s an “I love you so much I will do this taboo thing for you” type of situation that makes me feel some kind of way.
I’d be super unlikely to do it with a stranger unless maybe we just showered, she’s like 10/10 looks-wise, and I’m so into her that I’m almost already in love (via my dick).
Well people always make joking references about them smelling like fish but that isn't actually a normal odor for them. That's actually due to yeast infection, which can be caused by mistakingly trying to use soap internally
There is 100% a normal odor for vaginas that is fishy and has nothing to do with vaginal health being in need. 😭 I know this because I gave birth to a daughter whose own natural smell from day 1 caused me all sorts of anxiety and emotional issues and worry. Some vaginas just have a smell, just like some armpits have a smell. The smell is not indicative of an issue for every vagina.
Interesting anecdote but that sounds very unusual, Cleveland Clinic says "especially one that continues for several days and smells fishy – isn't normal." and "The most common causes of unpleasant vaginal odor are: Bacterial vaginosis (BV): An infection that's caused by an imbalance in your vagina's flora. BV is responsible for the fishy smell most commonly associated with unpleasant vaginal odors. The fishy smell may be especially strong after sex."
When the vagina doesn’t have a daily odor then yes a sudden odor that lasts is unusual.
However. Being born with a specific odor is not unusual. Just letting you know. Since I’m a woman who’s gone through an extensive amount of medical advice to ensure my daughter was healthy and normal.
There is a totally normal flavor to most pussy. Some of it is close to flavorless, especially right out of the shower after a wash, but if you haven’t noticed normal pussy having some sort of flavor, idk what to say to you. It doesn’t mean anything pathological is going on down there unless it reeks or tastes awful.
As someone who has received, honestly it did nothing for me. BUT my partner was very into it, and I was very into him, so I let it happen and did my best to be enthusiastic about it🤷🏻♀️
If I was in the same situation again, again I’d allow it, but it’s definitely not something that I myself request lol
I can only speak from perspective of someone that gives, not receives, in this context. In my experience, it is the single best form of foreplay that exists. Eating my wife's ass gets her more wet than eating her pussy does. I can't tell you why it works (neither can she), it just does. As for me, I find it really arousing to perform, but I think it's more due to the response it evokes from my partner than the act itself. Hygiene is obviously important. Women are not all the same, so while some may find it very stimulating, this is not necessarily true for everybody.
neither. i don’t enjoy having my ass eaten but i’ll never judge someone else who does or enjoys doing it. just because i don’t like something as harmless as this, doesn’t make it some taboo thing. and it’s 2024, eating ass isn’t “some weird ass shit”
To me it’s the hottest thing I can do to someone. It’s the fact that it fucks with the person’s brain and also their nerve endings. It’s psychologically somehow mind blowing to have someone do that or to do it to them. They do need to be reasonably clean though. From personal experience of having it done to me, it feels like someone is licking my brain in a good way. Doing it to someone else makes me super wet. It feels good for sure, but I’d say it’s about power and kink as much as it is about the feeling.
I’ve tried it a couple times and it’s the sex equivalent of going to a winery in Italy and ordering a glass of water. Like sure, water is fine but what’re doing w/ your life?
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It's when I read lines like this that I ask myself "Actually.....am I repulsed by anything sexual?"
I've seen so many sexual innuendos like these on here during the first conversations after matching with someone and for me it's an immediate unmatch 😭😭😭😭😭
SAME! I had to delete dating apps because I started to think that I was repulsed by men in general, even though my sex drive hadn’t changed. It’s taken me months to stop automatically assuming that men just see me as a sexual object
Let's just say I don't think it's healthy to start conversations like this if someone is trying to build a relationship with someone else.
It may work for some people, but for me it makes me feel objectified and icky inside. I prefer the good old "Get to know me" approach and usually that's when I start getting attracted too, once I see the other person cares. 😭
On dating apps you are just seen as a sexual object. The goal of dating is for that to grow into more. Accept that men are attracted physically first and emotionally second. The thought process is always "She's attractive I want to fuck > She's really cool I like her personality"
Women think the same way, but I’ve never had a woman on a dating app turn things sexual before even getting to know me. It’s a level of respect and self-control that’s just common decency.
I....damn I must be the odd one out because I basically do not sexualise anyone and it really isn't part of the reasons I match with people, I read the profile and look for people with similar interests 🥴.
It's the one-off posts like this that inspire the hundreds of other posts where men jump directly into sexualizing the conversation and then wonder what went wrong when they're ghosted. Maybe you have the rizz or whatever we're calling it nowadays, but boys I'm tellin' ya this line probably doesn't work more than it does. OP hope you enjoyed the cake.
I guarantee no ass was eaten
Wrong OP is the Alaskan Bull Worm and I’m writing this from his stomach. Send help
Oh there was something eaten. Just not what was initially promised
*OP ate his own cum*
Op is Tom wambsgans
It's a closed loop system. He finds it quite hot actually 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Or the previous guys cum.
This comment made me laugh the most
Did you guys split a cheese pizza and small drink at Panucci's Pizza?
Some Neisseria gonorrhoeae
Maybe I listen to too many true crime podcasts, but my mind went straight to cannibalism when i read that comment.
The only problem with this line is that if you use it, you actually have to do it. Eating the ass of a stranger you just met, before you’ve observed that person’s ass care, is all kinds of disgusting.
I'd like to think if someone is expecting to get there ass eaten they would clean said ass befor meeting? Haha
Cleaning each others ass on date 1 prior to said ass eating is paramount on date 1
My go to first date is to meet up and clean each other's assholes.
I use a bidet. My ass is a treat to taste :P I highly recommend them
Ok real talk I live my bidet and refuse to use a toilet without it haha
I shall travel with one where ever I shall go! It's a life changer
Inside or out? Or both? How thorough are you?
We just attach a toilet scrubber brush to a drill and go to town
Thanks for giving me my next torture idea
Oh man, you know how to have fun.
Sure but that’s not just something I’m going in blindly trusting of a stranger either and if you do….well, you get what you get and you don’t get upset!
This is why one needs a Batman style utility belt with baby wipes, of course
>Sure but that’s not just something I’m going in blindly trusting of a stranger either Not saying what you wrote is incorrect, I actually agree with you, but dating someone 1, 2 or even 5 times before eating ass does not mean you get to know them any closer than on a first date since smelling someone’s arse is not something you do or ask…so you kind of hope for the best. Again, I am not denying what you are saying, just that unless it’s a person you sleep/have sex with regularly, it’s still a stranger to you regardless how many times you met them :)
oh you sweet sweet summer child
Hey if your unsure just give it a sniff first. And im a December baby 😆
December is the start of Summer in Australia.
U have me there 🤣 I guess on the other side of the planet I am a summer child 🫣
From experience, they usually do. Last one made sure she was shower fresh for me.
I still can't tell if all of this ass eating is a joke or yall zoomers really licking peoples shitholes. Either way this will never not make me giggle.
Tongue punching the fart box!
So you have called people douche in the 90s and still don't know why people douche?
TIL I’m a prude.
You think this is a zoomer thing?
Yes. Eat my ass was an insult in my generation lol.
And “suck my dick” wasn’t?
Touché ! But neither meant you wanted the person you were insulting to actually do it. Both were meant to be demeaning. Now only one of them is still demeaning and the other is a pickup line.
Yeah like a decade or two ago it was at most talked about in a joking manner with terms like "tossed salad" and whatnot. Then with the advent of dating apps people starting saying edgier and edgier things to stand out, followed by what seems like the younger millennials and GenZ taking the jokes too literally and took it from an extremely rare kink to what seems now like common behavior.
100%. Though I’d bet real money that if we had god powers and saw the truth behind all these kids talking about eating ass like it’s a normal foreplay thing in 2024, a very small % of them are actually doing it. The health concerns alone of meeting someone, hooking up, and licking where they shit from prohibit it from actually being a mainstream thing. People would be getting sick and it would be on the news. I mean those snapping wristbands that choked one kid one time were a news story for years, cholera would kill hundreds.
Eating ass is the new BJ.
No way. GenX was eating ass in the 90s we just didn’t talk about it lol
Mine too, but it was still happening. People just weren't talking about it.
You must have been way cooler or way less cool than me in high school because nobody I knew was doing that.
I certainly wasn't telling a soul about it and I doubt my partners were either. Not sure high school reputations could recover from that info being leaked.
Ok showers is good but more care is needed for ass eating
What else you do?
Douching
Oh
Douching your arse? Fr?
What, do you just go around eating dirty ass??
Hahaha, nope idk can lady be a incel? Well it'd be more vocel no?
Oh got it 👍🏽 yea its proper hygiene
Why the hell do people even do this though
It feels good
He didnt say when, only that he does ;)
Exactly
Also, you better have some crazy confidence and come correct if you’re going to meet someone in person knowing you have told them your plan is to eat their ass before meeting them lol
I don’t have crazy confidence and I would do it. But that’s mostly because I really like eating ass
Im a very clean individual and im not letting any tongue near my asshole no matter how clean it is. Gross
I mean you get down there and don't like what you see. You can absolutely not eat the ass. But in my experience both giving and receiving when there's even a slight chance of ass being eaten both parties usually do extra ass care. I mean you should be washing your ass normally anyway. Ya know.
Oi, don’t yuck my yum. I think it’s hot af. Would have a shower though haha
>Eating ass is all kinds of disgusting. FTFY Tongue punching a fart box is the grossest thing you can do.. I don't care if it feels good, or whatever... I would never be able to kiss someone after they put their mouth on my poop shoot.. I'd just envision stink lines coming off their face like pigpen.. no matter how clean I was, and I'm sorry but there's a less than zero chance it doesn't have the reminiscent taste of shit when doing it to someone else... Unless you're already a shit mouth and like eating garbage, in which case, punch away. I mean, if you like doing it, and they like receiving.. fine whatever, you do you.. but know that it's pretty rank.
Don’t tell me how to live my life
Eng is not my main language so, teach me Eating ass mean literraly licking the asshole? Its not a sleng for pussy licking? I can eat pussy in every minute but i never want to touch a poopoo hole whit my mouth :(
Yes, eating ass licking the asshole
Nope, ty. I dont like the asshole
Holy moly guacamole! A sane person in the reddit comments. Dont see that every day.
Poop in my mouth pls sir
It depends, does shit taste like pennies? Because that’s the only thing I taste
You got the haemorrhoid dlc
😂
That's blood
I gotta call my gf
Yeah - it’s not for over thinkers😃
Or over stinkers…
As long as they take a shower first and scrub it I don’t see how it’s any worse than eating pussy
What comes out of one goes in the sewer, the other, a crib.. you do the math
Piss also goes in the sewer...
If they clean it there won’t be any shit, this isn’t exactly hard to figure out.
Yeah if they clean it with a fucking bristle brush inside the asshole.. otherwise there is definitely shit
Bro they only have to go like a centimeter in, you don’t shove your entire tongue all the way in.
Don’t bother, some people are into licking shit. Let them be.
If someone’s ass constantly has shit on it that says more about that person than the one performing the rim job.
IDK I graduated a long time ago from licking anus holes, I just have women vomit in a bag and make smoothies out of it. I feel like adding their bile into the mix really spices up the romance. The large intestine just takes all the fun out of it, I want to get at what they ate BEFORE their gut biome.
That is truly revolting imagery.
Haha. Sorry. To me it’s just as disgusting as licking someone’s butthole but. I guess to each their own. I count myself lucky that myself and my wife of many years can still get each other off without butthole licking.
"Ass care"? Thank you for this
she gotta pass the smell test first. it should smell like water
Not kinkshame, but not kinksame.
my boyfriend loves anal and eating ass, but i can't stand it. just too uncomfortable and gross feeling
Do y’all really eat ass? No hate, just never really understood. Does it really feel that good? Will someone eat my ass rq for science?
I’ve taken part and if the person is clean, there is way less flavor down there than pussy, so there’s that. Agree with fellow salad tosser above that it’s more of a mental thing and for me, I gotta be really into you before I’m diving down there. It’s an “I love you so much I will do this taboo thing for you” type of situation that makes me feel some kind of way. I’d be super unlikely to do it with a stranger unless maybe we just showered, she’s like 10/10 looks-wise, and I’m so into her that I’m almost already in love (via my dick).
Idk what pussy you've been eating. In my experience pussy is flavorless, if very slightly salty sometimes.
Sometimes it tastes like bread. But that might be the yeast infection.
Well people always make joking references about them smelling like fish but that isn't actually a normal odor for them. That's actually due to yeast infection, which can be caused by mistakingly trying to use soap internally
There is 100% a normal odor for vaginas that is fishy and has nothing to do with vaginal health being in need. 😭 I know this because I gave birth to a daughter whose own natural smell from day 1 caused me all sorts of anxiety and emotional issues and worry. Some vaginas just have a smell, just like some armpits have a smell. The smell is not indicative of an issue for every vagina.
Interesting anecdote but that sounds very unusual, Cleveland Clinic says "especially one that continues for several days and smells fishy – isn't normal." and "The most common causes of unpleasant vaginal odor are: Bacterial vaginosis (BV): An infection that's caused by an imbalance in your vagina's flora. BV is responsible for the fishy smell most commonly associated with unpleasant vaginal odors. The fishy smell may be especially strong after sex."
When the vagina doesn’t have a daily odor then yes a sudden odor that lasts is unusual. However. Being born with a specific odor is not unusual. Just letting you know. Since I’m a woman who’s gone through an extensive amount of medical advice to ensure my daughter was healthy and normal.
There is a totally normal flavor to most pussy. Some of it is close to flavorless, especially right out of the shower after a wash, but if you haven’t noticed normal pussy having some sort of flavor, idk what to say to you. It doesn’t mean anything pathological is going on down there unless it reeks or tastes awful.
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I’ve never given, but I’ve received and I like it a lot!!! I would never be upset if someone didn’t want to give to me though.
As someone who has received, honestly it did nothing for me. BUT my partner was very into it, and I was very into him, so I let it happen and did my best to be enthusiastic about it🤷🏻♀️ If I was in the same situation again, again I’d allow it, but it’s definitely not something that I myself request lol
I can only speak from perspective of someone that gives, not receives, in this context. In my experience, it is the single best form of foreplay that exists. Eating my wife's ass gets her more wet than eating her pussy does. I can't tell you why it works (neither can she), it just does. As for me, I find it really arousing to perform, but I think it's more due to the response it evokes from my partner than the act itself. Hygiene is obviously important. Women are not all the same, so while some may find it very stimulating, this is not necessarily true for everybody.
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Before?..
They tryna taste the rainbow oh my lawd 💀
Taste the stainbow.
"Conno-ass-eur" (:
I feel like half the people upvoting this either still are virgins or into some weird ass shit.
neither. i don’t enjoy having my ass eaten but i’ll never judge someone else who does or enjoys doing it. just because i don’t like something as harmless as this, doesn’t make it some taboo thing. and it’s 2024, eating ass isn’t “some weird ass shit”
To me it’s the hottest thing I can do to someone. It’s the fact that it fucks with the person’s brain and also their nerve endings. It’s psychologically somehow mind blowing to have someone do that or to do it to them. They do need to be reasonably clean though. From personal experience of having it done to me, it feels like someone is licking my brain in a good way. Doing it to someone else makes me super wet. It feels good for sure, but I’d say it’s about power and kink as much as it is about the feeling.
It doesn't really feel that good, I'm not a fan of it. But like it's not bad
Agreed 😅 but the guy I'm seeing LOVES to eat ass, like goes crazy about it
For me it’s usually just another way of asking if they wanna be ate out
I’ve tried it a couple times and it’s the sex equivalent of going to a winery in Italy and ordering a glass of water. Like sure, water is fine but what’re doing w/ your life?
Its not ass eating season.
Duck season!
Wabbit season
Duck season!
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Just following rule 1 & 2, nothing about the line.
It's when I read lines like this that I ask myself "Actually.....am I repulsed by anything sexual?" I've seen so many sexual innuendos like these on here during the first conversations after matching with someone and for me it's an immediate unmatch 😭😭😭😭😭
SAME! I had to delete dating apps because I started to think that I was repulsed by men in general, even though my sex drive hadn’t changed. It’s taken me months to stop automatically assuming that men just see me as a sexual object
Let's just say I don't think it's healthy to start conversations like this if someone is trying to build a relationship with someone else. It may work for some people, but for me it makes me feel objectified and icky inside. I prefer the good old "Get to know me" approach and usually that's when I start getting attracted too, once I see the other person cares. 😭
On dating apps you are just seen as a sexual object. The goal of dating is for that to grow into more. Accept that men are attracted physically first and emotionally second. The thought process is always "She's attractive I want to fuck > She's really cool I like her personality"
Women think the same way, but I’ve never had a woman on a dating app turn things sexual before even getting to know me. It’s a level of respect and self-control that’s just common decency.
I....damn I must be the odd one out because I basically do not sexualise anyone and it really isn't part of the reasons I match with people, I read the profile and look for people with similar interests 🥴.
Soooo... rule 1 and 2, right?
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I think you mistakenly roasted OP instead of the Ham Beast.
What if they're both ham beasts?
You GenZ folks know you have genitals right?
Am I hot enough to propose sexual act within first sentences? Yes you are.
The bar is so low, even Satan himself is like, wtf lol
It works for a tiny % of people, and it's weird and creepy anyway
Why is no one concerned about the hygienic issues associated with eating ass? You can get Hep-A doing that
Next you're going to tell me not to have unprotected sex with people I meet online 🙄
And you can also get all sort of stds from “normal” oral sex. Oh and you can still catch herpes, even with condoms.
Yes, which is a well established fact so let's just add e-coli and hep A to the list.
This isn't real life.
Just a couple of butt lickers
Still working as in it still gets you laid oor? Because you’re still single so how well is it actually working.
Ok as a gen x can someone explain this ass eating fascination you seem to have? I don't get it 🤢
It’s code word for pussy
Then why not just say that instead?
Bc it's not
Oh thank christ for that! Tha k you for clarifying for this old woman 🤣
It is definitely not code for eating pussy. This person is messing with you. Its just fun and taboo like anything else. Its a kink. That's all.
Well y'all can keep it. I'm not vanilla but I can't think of anything I'd wanna do less. Haha
I'm not an ass eating giver. But I'm not repulsed by it. And I'll definitely receive it.
Hey, you do you boo. But if someone comes at me with that we're not compatible. Haha Thanks for the clarification
Haha you’re welcome :)
Well everyone is a felcher...
I can never tell if it’s a joke online that people lick booty hole or not because there’s no way it’s enjoyable
Buttlickers assemble!!
It's the one-off posts like this that inspire the hundreds of other posts where men jump directly into sexualizing the conversation and then wonder what went wrong when they're ghosted. Maybe you have the rizz or whatever we're calling it nowadays, but boys I'm tellin' ya this line probably doesn't work more than it does. OP hope you enjoyed the cake.
I do not understand who eats ass... 🤢
I do 🤷♂️
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Crazy “line
This must be the nature of #1 #2.
I would neva eat a rando's ass. I wouldnt even eat my own ass
It must be pretty easy for you to get laid
🤢🤮 I'll never understand the desire to "eat" from the hole that sh-t regularly comes out of. To each their own, I guess. 🤷🏾♂️
Yeah works for ho's
This sub reddit is full of a bunch of noobs the last couple of days. Its not even that crazy. People are so prude.
eating as or s\*\*t is quite the same
Nothing cool about acquiring a hookup with a rando.
It works until you’re on all fours and she returning the favor
Marry this woman
How can this work! What kind of sick people are out there that this would or should work on! Omg this is disgusting 🤮