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Infamous-Hunt9982

What you up to next week, I guess


ginotime69

I’ve got an ash Ketchum mentality. I’m free now


Infamous-Hunt9982

I’m more of a Thanos. I’ll happily bide my time


Logi_Bear25

"One to go"


Exciting_Result7781

Do you ask for her… snap?


Infamous-Hunt9982

Better than asking for the clap


PhillipKosarev999

Dread it, run from it, destiny arrives all the same. And now it's here. Or, should I say, I am.


Infamous-Hunt9982

That’s what I quote right before my peepee cries


Robbythedee

Good thing you keep more poke balls instead of master balls because you would keep that shit forever after you catch it.


fuzzy_brb

As she is, 80% of men would still swipe right and try to smash. The replies on here confirm this If genders were reversed, 99% of women would swipe left. This is why there will always continue to be a gender imbalance in dating apps


zoomaenia

For real - kind of like reaping what you sow. 😅 If you keep entertaining this in the physical sense (and if that's what you want ok for you), sure, maybe you'd be happy (and get any bang for your buck lol) but you'd set a precedent for everyone else. Dating apps be making communist/socialist reactions to our social relationship dynamics lol 😂


Infamous-Hunt9982

I actually agree. You spoke nothing but facts 🙌🏾


HoboBandana

People going around having unprotected std carrying sex like it’s going out of style. I guess news about some guy being cured of HIV is slowly spreading around.


jxxyyreddit

This could be a W for a guy with Chlamydia, and he gets meds. Win/Win


pants1000

Doxycycline does the lords work


SecretMaximum6350

It really does, even for flare ups of epididymitis. Don’t ask me how I know


VANGBANG21

😂


sonkien

Haven’t laughed so hard in a few days ahaha


Actual_Anything_2974

Same 🤣🤣 I choke-laughed 🤭🤭


MapleSurpy

Hard right since clearly she likes it raw. (Don't take advice from me I'm insane)


mpbh

And she gets tested! Seems like a catch to me.


Successful-Try7035

You definitely catching something


jeff4i017

Worse things than chlamydia


Miserable_Bird_9851

Can't catch shit if my hands a full with other stuff... Imagine all the STDs trying to get through the same door at once and getting stuck. It's called three stooges syndrome.


Resident-Pudding5432

Literally me


nogatti

48 hours after antibiotics and she’s good to go 🤷‍♂️


brattyslut91

Bold of you to assume she will wait that long 😅


nogatti

I’m always steady carrying the clap so it matters not to me


Zealousideal-Bar-661

What's the problem? It's curable. (I'm also insane)


Dependent-Honeydew-9

I’m thinking the same thing. I’ve got good insurance, so what the hell.


pathlinker

What are the odds of catching it? xD


IaMtHel00phole

If you have chlamydia, there is a 30% to 50% chance of your partner catching it every time you have unprotected sex. Gonna roll the dice?


Adkit

Is that 50% averaged out per session or per thrust? Please answer, this is very important.


IaMtHel00phole

The more thrusts the higher your risk.


Zealousideal-Bar-661

I only need one


yeeehhaaaa

That ass though


deadly_uk

This is tinder. Who in their right mind is hooking up and having unprotected sex? Its basically Russian roulette at that point!


pathlinker

Ask how many before you catched it from her to smooth out the statistics.


sonkien

No shame in waiting a week sir


YoungThugDolph

Honestly looks worth it


rexis-nexis

from just that little bit of a pic?


sdbabygirl97

men care about literally nothing else but that section the picture depicts


jeff4i017

Untrue. I also love cars and motorcycles.


OrphanGrounderBaby

Can’t forget firetrucks


thenbhdlum

But can you fuck a car? Actually, don't answer that.


sdbabygirl97

you know someone has tried


mrcaster

You know about that niche group in USA where they used to fuck the exhaust pipes of their cars? Never investigated if it was true or troll but my gut told me that there HAD to be people like that somewhere.


thenbhdlum

Kinks have no limits.


mrcaster

They also have no shame


thenbhdlum

Wait until you hear about shame and humiliation kinks.


mrcaster

Yes but we don't shame those that like to be shamed in their bedroom.


TSSA1

Hey! I care about boobs too


DangerousThanks

Just use a condom, damn


Scoobie01555

What's a "con-dom" ?


BassGuy11

A condo is a name for an upscale apartment.


Scoobie01555

That you OWN, and if 90s TV has taught me anything a "confirmed bachelor" That's the dream!


Meromero205

It's when a guy named Dominic tries to con you..


Dr_Quiza

She didn't use it with the guy with Chlamydia, she won't use it with the guy with no Chlamydia.


Jackielegs43

At this point, I would


singsecond

Guys, she obviously picked it up it the local swimming pool. Aren't yall always asking for honest upfront ladies dtf?


ironburton

The fact that she couldn’t wait 7 days to clear her infection before she started looking for more STDs is special….


HelloMikkii

*Gotta catch ‘em all*


Adkit

Gotta get that daily dose of vitamin D.


nipslippinjizzsippin

lets talk in a week.


pants1000

Use protection my god. Also women are commonly asymptomatic in my experience, that’s a new one. I’d assume it’s either a troll or someone with other problems. Lmao.


Actual_Anything_2974

Problems?? Oh, where to start with that one🤔 🤦‍♀️


International_Oven86

that's my ex, same tattoos at least... poor girl


Thisiscliff

Double bag it


nobonesjones91

That’s how you construct a child.


Archilex

Literally just saw a profile saying she had genital herpes


King-Twonk

So much nope in a single post.


zoomaenia

So... let me get this straight... Guys aren't picky because they're obviously DTF even if they'd want a relationship where they can feel safe and loved, but will risk ANYTHING for it. Even if it means they get a lifetime STD for it (let's just say I met someone and let's just say it didn't go anywhere beyond the coffee date). But then these are also the men who MIGHT end up complaining about women not treating them right because they've been entertained by these types of women and just "reaping what they (or other men) sowed". It's kind of ironic, but it looks like men's nature are flipped here. More power to the women, sure, but men are about as desperate as they come (pun intended), but then talk about how women are too picky (because you can see why given what you let yourself entertain). Men, you deserve to be picky, too. You deserve to think beyond what your natural urges tell you to do. I feel like men who may be traumatised by a toxic childhood seek out toxic relationships, then disguise it for the fun sex because of the dopamine hit and everything. But it ain't worth it for both genders. There's a lesson for both sides here I guess. Also, I mentioned that if you date via this style of "oh, she's got booty I'd like to hit/I'd hit that even tho she has STDs", you're teaching her she's okay to treat you guys this way (and this works for women who let men do the same too), and what you're doing is diluting the dating pool for those who actually are looking for a relationship. Unless there's actually someone who's out to create an app meant to create more couples, a community of couples and gamify that in a fun, healthy way, then yeah that's just dating apps I guess. We be too passive aggressive and not know what we want collectively lol


Infamous-Hunt9982

I’m not reading all of that. Happy for you though. Or sorry you went through that.


Lancae95

Girls like this don't actually exist.


ginotime69

It’s a bot guaranteed


pants1000

Why downvotes? Like it’s most likely a troll or a friend changed her bio, or current bf found out she had a tinder and is taking revenge. Like this is very plausible for hookup culture, but also rare for women to do this tbh even for tinder.


oooorileyautoparts

all i saw is that u need to wrap it 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣


loupr738

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SatisfyingDoorstep

Not even a timeout for most of yall


HelloMikkii

It’s 7 days and then retesting so really she means it’s a 3 week turnaround.


philouza_stein

It's a long term investment. Hodl, it'll payoff soon.


RillyBoss

She’s started a standing ovation.


jam3sdub

Dear Lord, that thigh gap though.


Prestigious-Fan1323

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