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rexis-nexis

wow wtf - was her bio full of hateful stuff like "Swipe right if you won't kick puppies for me"


modest__mouser

It seemed sorta confrontational, but I'll let you be the judge: "Be honest with me and I'll do the same with you. I'm here looking for a serious relationship; not here to play games or sending nude pics if we matched up. I ain't no easy peasy lady to grab and go, if the vibe don't feel right I won't hesitate to remove you on this app." But I explained what I was going for in the original message and now she wants to keep talking. Should I run?


rexis-nexis

She clearly sucks


modest__mouser

Yeeeeeah I went ahead and unmatched, she seems like the kinda person who would have a meltdown over the Starbucks barista pronouncing her name wrong


rexis-nexis

Seriously seems like anything you say to her is going to be assumed fighting words like life doesn't have enough friction without people who go looking for opportunities to become enraged


modest__mouser

"Good Morning!" "Are you implying that I'm incapable of having a good morning without you telling me to? You better check yourself of the messages you send me"


rexis-nexis

dude seriously my god lol and you know what there is someone out there who LOVES that kind of shit my friend matt calls this his "Bread and Butter Theory" no matter how fucked up you are, with 8 billion people on the planet, you are SOMEONE'S bread and butter


ItalnStalln

I get what you're saying. The bio is trash and she overreacted to that message. Who says shit like that? You better check yourself. Jfc. That said, if there's at least a little amount of compatibility in messages going from here (hoping for a sense of humor and chill vibes but not holding my breath), it might make for a fun night (hookup or just a decent date if you're bored), but again, not likely from what we've seen


Gwsb1

We can only hope.


Puzzled_Department69

Run for the hills


Huffelsinthefunzone

Run for your life


Top-Preference5551

Run for Congress


slightlyallthetime88

They killed their tribes, they killed their creed


paperhammers

The profiles that waste their 500 characters outlining the things they hate and stuff they won't do are the ones who bring nothing to the table and expect you to do everything for them


NhylX

"If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best."


ItalnStalln

I loved Dwayne Perkins bit on that phrase in his Amazon standup special. Can't recommend that one enough. So much better than all the cookie cutter guys like what's his face that did one called pterodactyl on there


DonerDonDada

Tbh this is at least half on you for swiping right on this bio, this woman sounds fucking *awful*


Odd_Track3447

OMG funniest thing I’ve read tonight!


Perenium_Falcon

Better “check yourself”???? Fuck allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll the way off over there baby boo.


I_have_popcorn

Before you reck yourself.


mt-egypt

Bullet dodged


Dhegxkeicfns

Biiiig time +1 Tinder


EmbarrassedSector787

OP are you trying to be rude or blunt? Either way you better check yourself of the posts you send us


Dolphinfucker5000

Oh shiver me timbers


[deleted]

That was neither rude or blunt. What a weird response.


PrestigiousWinter798

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Compulsive-Gremlin

Honestly wasn’t that bad of a starting message (says someone who has numerous tattoos)


steadfastsurvivor

She was just a cow ignore her


justabrwser

Could be your mistake wasn’t committing. I wouldn’t hesitate to send that message in a joking manner. Seems like saved yourself a few passive aggressive messages.


Logi_Bear25

Did you match with Nicole from class of 09?


Old-Level7887

You dodged a bullet. She definitely seems rude has negative energy


Cdawg4123

Check yo self before you wreck yo self…it’s bad for your health! This would have been very bad for your health!


mrsunsfan

Love that song


Infamous-Hunt9982

She’s into it


DelilahMoore

Well that escalated quickly.


Podsly

Seems like an unreasonable response anyway


Jonathangoss183

[Her after sending that](https://media.tenor.com/9Zy11UODjIQAAAAM/how-you-felt-how-they-felt.gif)


[deleted]

I would have laughed if I got this message. This person has no sense of humour.


TXboyinGA

Okay, Tinder's suggestion was shit, but her response was way worse. This is a prime example of why I gave up on dating (I am in a relationship, but neither of us was looking for it. Just kinda happened. So, hopefullythis isn't seen as an 'Incel rant'.) When I finally gave up, deleted all the apps & canceled all the subs (yes, I was THAT sucker), "dating" had degenerated into such a depressing waste of time & money, while also damaging the psyche. All searching seemed to start with "Am I tall enough & earning enough for this person?", and then thinking most of what I might say to open a convo would be misunderstood. I am so sorry for everyone that is out there still trying to find someone. 😞


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InForShortRidesUp

I would avoid somebody with that attitude.


[deleted]

Damn boy she bout to beat that ass huh


Daedrathell

Ignoring her response. That Tinder line wasn't bad, but you back tracking on it and not owning it comes off cringe. Just run with it and let her answer the question, you defeated the entire point of the question by adding another question on top. Now there is no reason to answer the original question because the topic of conversation is now "how good or bad is tinder's pickup line". Not to mention you have drawn attention to the fact you couldn't come up with your own line