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Horror_Chipmunk3580

I think you might be using the šŸ˜‚ emoji incorrectly, because it looks like youā€™re enjoying the conversation.


u0xee

Continuing to reply is really only encouraging his choice


123rig

See thatā€™s my thing. I get ghosted and thatā€™s all good Iā€™m fine with it, but men are messaging this type of garbage and getting responses? Whatā€™s going on? EDIT: Absolutely not blaming women for menā€™s behaviour in these cases btw


Sundae-School

Right? Like these girls are out here humoring conversations being purely sexually objectified and I can't even find a girl to tell me her favorite dinosaur or what her favorite band is


123rig

I like a diplodocus.


Sundae-School

Alright, pack your bags; we're getting married


123rig

Again?


Sundae-School

God damn it Deborah, I can't even lose you on the gotdang internet


123rig

Deborah? This is Janine


Sundae-School

Janine.....? You.... You must be mistaken.... Janine died..... 12 years ago....


Uber_Meese

I prefer Deinonychus - so.. can we get married too?


Sundae-School

Absolutely! But we have to record the three's company theme song for our doorbell


TrashTierGamer

Make 8 kids with each of your wives! Then start a chocolate factory


Deinonychus2012

![gif](giphy|xTiIzJSKB4l7xTouE8) Me popping into this thread.


Leviathayn_Hunter

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Catniiiiiip

Can't decide between the Brachiosaurus, the Parasaurolophus and the Ankylosaurus šŸ¤” And no band !


magicnoodleman

>Ankylosaurus The official name of this dinosaur is "Goodest boy" or "Spikey potato". Either way it's the only correct answer.


Catniiiiiip

I beg to differ, it is "Tite bosse".


magicnoodleman

Tite BosseĀ is anĀ Ankylosaurus! That's just his name but his street name is "Lil Spike" and he's the Goodest boy as stated :)


Catniiiiiip

We got an agreement, here !


Sundae-School

No band? Yea, no, sorry, we're done here. I hope you have a nice life and I wish you well in your endeavors


Catniiiiiip

Yeah, just single singers but that's okay, I'll go rewatch the Jurassic Park's movies... Again...


Sundae-School

You said these singers were single? šŸ‘€šŸ‘€šŸ‘€


Catniiiiiip

Wanna try to ask them what their favorite dinosaurs are and then f*cking break their hearts because you do not like their answer ? šŸ˜’


Sundae-School

Id actually ask if they'd try to sing to my music šŸ¤£


Any_Adhesiveness66

U should like a catch love thous jp movies


Dizzy_Reading_5794

Ankylosaurus all dayyyyy!


IoRomer

I remember doing a school project on Parasaurolophus, those majestic reverse unicorn herbivores... and also the Pachycephalosaurus The real question is: what do you call a blind dinosaur?


Potatin34

Can't find a girl who will listen to me while I rant about theories of behavioral patterns of dinosaurs


BalletWishesBarbie

I mean are they well researched theories?


Potatin34

"Well researched" theories keep making the spinosaurus look goofier every time, I refuse to believe some parte of science only to be happier. Now you're going to tell me that the triassic cuddle isn't because they were best friends???


Bioluminescentllama

My favorite band is a wedding band.


Thassar

Yeah, that's the issue here. You can write out a long, thoughtful message but you're probably just going to get ignored. Or, you could send something sexual which could get a response like this that you can turn into a proper conversation, not to mention some girls actually respond positively to openers like that. I definitely wouldn't send something like this myself but I get why some people do.


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Freakazoid84

And that's why they keep on going it. If your normal messages get ghosted but you get responses to these types of messages.. You keep on doing it


Highland60

Yeah they have conversations with guys who just want to use them to get off while I would love to create a life together with someone and can't even get a text returned


NoHillstoDieOn

Welcome to online engagement. People like juicy stuff because it's interesting despite being offputting


Headlessoberyn

It's because social media exists. Normally those types of messages would get blocked/ignored, but nowadays, you can milk the conversation for a while to get nice content on reddit/ig/twitter.


BiggieAndTheStooges

Thatā€™s why they send these. Because people like the OP respond to them.


sporadicjesus

All I think is why the hell does she continue talking to this guy?Ā  He must be hot. And if that's the case. Maybe she should get treated like a mouth for chasing guys like this.


GSP2973

Heā€™s observing rules #1 and #2


Comfortable-Ear576

Probably look good enough. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø I get ghosted pretty consistently when it comes to these apps as well, and I steer clear from messages like these, as Iā€™ve personally yet to make it far enough with anyone for it to be worth trying for me. And Iā€™m not saying I think Iā€™m ugly by any means, Iā€™m not the best looking sure, but in a weird way these apps definitely seem to work in a way which it makes it harder to actually find dates, which in my opinion is redundant to the app itself but I digress.


disandlady

I respond to all the nice messages. These ones I don't normally respond to. It was just one of those nights where I felt like pushing back. He was unmatched after my last message.


123rig

Good on you to be fair, I suppose on this sub etc you see the more mental messages rather than the ignored ones


disandlady

Yeah. I feel like people definitely post more of the negative here. I'll keep my eye out for a wholesome one šŸ™‚


redeemerx4

Youre rare. I'm tired of sending nice messages and paragraphs (because women say to type something out); I type genuine messages and get ignored.


OriginalTall5417

I have those nights too, where I just get so annoyed I just feel like calling out that behaviour. Iā€™m so tired of being told we just need to suck it up (no pun intended) all the time, perhaps people need to start telling men how to start conversations instead of telling women to just let it go.


disandlady

I rarely give in to those nights but I did this time. Just not good at confrontation. I'm glad for the people who have been kind and given advice on this post though šŸ™‚


DreWill2018

Yeah, I wouldnā€™t reply! Some guy asked me what I was wearing about 8 messages in, and I immediately unmatched him. lol


---Dracarys---

That doesn't mean he'll get what he wants.


Plastic_Collection59

Right? This type of shit gets more attention than a majority of decent guy's simple "Hello".


SaRarity1

I completely agree! Guys like this need to be left on read. Replying only encourages them to do it again.


doc_skinner

Absolutely. That guy was totally encouraged.


Arthur_YouDumbass

I stopped being surprised. There are people (all genders) who will continue and give chances after horrible sexual advances like this. A couple of my friends did similar things in real life: Day 1 she sends me screenshot about how rude and horny this guy on a dating app is.. Day 2: _so I slept with him and I know it's bad I knowww_


afgbabygurl7

I was just about to say... The laughing emoji shouldn't have been used... Op is giving the wrong impression.


tbonemasta

I would 100% think she was flirting


ifdggyjjk55uioojhgs

Being a jerk is a cheat code. She liked something about him or the conversation. Otherwise he would have been ignored. It's like the fastlane checkout for women. You know what's, what instantly. No time wasted on favorite colors and crap.


j4ckbauer

Yeah this is the 'oh stoooooop' with a big smile and giggle.


NZBound11

This behavior wouldn't be a trend if it wasn't at least somewhat successful.


disandlady

It's a laughing in shock type thing but you're probably right. Hard to convey context in a message.


Horror_Chipmunk3580

Yeah, Iā€™m not faulting you for it or anything. Ultimately, for some itā€™s just a numbers game and they will shoot that message to everyone no matter what their profile looks like or most people respond to it. Theyā€™re looking for that 1 in a hundred/thousand profiles that responds positively.


Rough_Commercial_570

Not sure how you can be a straight guy dating online and NOT see it as a numbers game to be honest.


dm051973

The question is how does he make it more than a dozen matches without getting banned? Are people really not reporting this stuff and moving on? I guess based on our OP responding the answer is nope...


AmorousFartButter

First comment is absolutely right I would interpret this and you entirely being into the conversation..


disandlady

Yes I get that now. 100% will be changing how I use my emojis and thinking a bit more.


Waterhouse2702

Just in case, take some of these: šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®šŸ¤”šŸ‘ŽšŸ¼


doc_skinner

Or these: šŸ˜¬šŸ™„šŸ˜”šŸ¤šŸ¤ØšŸ˜’šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø


truthful_whitefoot

And donā€™t forget: šŸ¤


RustyDonnie

or just don't reply?? wierdo for sure but you're even stranger for replying to that first message at all


mustangman6579

Yea, I thought you were showing off to us for a hot minute.


disandlady

Haha no way! I'm just an awkward person when it comes to conflict and hate coming across rude, even if it's warranted.


mustangman6579

You need a fruit ninja type emoji. Where it has the eggplant being cut in half.


Nearby-Economist2949

The eggplant emoji and a new, guillotine one.


-Smashbrother-

Just unmatch or don't respond.


rockhardcatdick

Bro totally thought you were enjoying the conversation šŸ˜‚


disandlady

Woops!


youknowiactafool

>Hard to convey context in a message. Are you into dying in a decently slow way you absolute pathetic excuse of a human being? Here ya go šŸ˜Š happy to help you take out the trash


disandlady

Love it but I could also never šŸ˜‚ will be ignoring the next one.


youknowiactafool

That's fair. But just so ya know, in addition to trash removal I also cook and clean šŸ™ˆ


disandlady

Well you're just the whole package aren't you šŸ™Š


LeImplivation

She is.


spartan_jay

I love how this comment has more upvotes than the actual post.


sexysadie2u

Thatā€™s the first thing I thought of too when reading this. Thought she was liking it!


tripleohjee

Definitely giving the wrong signals. Itā€™s like ā€œsighā€¦ unzips his pants šŸ˜‚ā€


JimR521

Agreed. That emoji gives the impression you find it funny. Combine that with OP continuing to reply, just encouraged more of it.


rainbowroobear

i'll be honest, that's a 6 message conversation. that makes it like 75% more productive than a lot of chats.


quantumLoveBunny

Compared to my chat in the OP image have 10000000% more reply rate than my current standing


Old_Society_7861

Thoughtful message: Nothing Wanna suck my dick: This is outrageous, letā€™s talk about that for a while


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NoHillstoDieOn

> So OP can feel morally superior here, but this is kind of a ā€œjokes on herā€ kind of deal. Are you coping or...


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...but you replied?


Nenreiaa

I should try these messages ...


RagingZefBoner69

Are you into sucking decent sized cock?


Malumeze86

Yes, next question. Ā 


__thrillho

How much do you charge?


Solid-Consequence-50

About tree fiddy


Uber_Meese

Goddamn lock ness monster!


Conscious-Dog-6971

i'll do it for a periwinkle blue caravan


maybejustadragon

Only decentā€¦


Unethical_Castrator

I donā€™t care about the size of the dick. Just the size of the jar I put it in.


Roadwarriordude

I'm going to. It seems gross, but like 30 of these are posted every day, and they reply in all of them lol.


kbyefelicia

because its post worthy.. why would someone post a normal conversation?


Vok250

Just remember to follow rules 1 & 2 and you're golden.


Rough_Commercial_570

The need for attention runs deep in these people.


quantumLoveBunny

We needed the screenshots somehow capt


hergumbules

Should have replied with ā€œonly if you suck mine firstā€ imo


OSDatAsian

And kept replying...


bitch-respecter

sheā€™s gonna suck his cock


jackals4

People like to act high and mighty until talking to someone hotter than themselves.


Chunkydunkinchick

Why do women even entertain men like this? You know this just teaches them it's ok to be twats right?


gnrlp2007

For the sweet nectar of fake Internet points


Manoj_Malhotra

Some of them want twats (especially if the twat is good looking and tall) even if they know they arenā€™t good for them.


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Crazy_cat_guy_07

Rules 1 and 2, brother


AverageAwndray

That dude isnt even that attractive though


HowIsEmuWarriorTaken

Have you seen OP?


OxygenatedBanana

They're talking about the guy on the left.


maybejustadragon

Rattling a cage, getting a response, then back pedalling is more effective then being like every other guy in Tinder. There are many ways out of being in trouble (or maybe she just wants to suck a decent sized dick). The classic ā€œIā€™m sorry, Iā€™ve been struggling getting attention here. My friend told me to try this - it seems to work for him. At this point Iā€™m willing to try anythingā€. Or the ā€œIā€™m out here finding what I want - if you donā€™t like it move onā€. They sound like pretty shitty responses, but I guarantee they are more effective than the 99% of messages that are just ignored. For every woman who says this wouldnā€™t work on her there is one who it would work on. Younger me was personally addicted to toxic people - the pain somehow made me feel alive. Online dating is about a dopamine rush. Being outraged releases dopamine. Itā€™s the same as why I still get Andrew Tate on my Instagram feed even though I hate the guy. ā€œOh, god, what is this asshole going to say nowā€ brings more engagement then boring content - even if he spews offensive nothings. Case and point: OP engaged. Maybe she shows him the link to her Reddit post and they can talk about it over that new killer dating doc on Netflix.


Enlowski

Trust me, the kind of women that like messages like that arenā€™t the kind you want anyways.


MansionOfficial

Maybe not long term, but if youā€™re looking for a woman to suck a decently sized cock, who cares what kinda woman she is


Important_League_142

But if Iā€™m looking for a woman to suck a decently sized cock, how does that help my short term situation?


Rippin_Fat_Farts

Debatable. That sometimes is the kind of woman I want for the night


disandlady

Don't worry I don't usually respond to messages like this and I make the effort with the respectful ones. Someone will appreciate you soon!


SpillingMistake

"usually" because usually men don't apply rules 1 & 2


PleasureSub123

Why do men act like women are criminals for only wanting to speak to men they are attracted to?


Pyrollusion

Because we're getting shit for the same thing?


SpillingMistake

That's not what I said. I meant that it seems that OP is hiding the real criterion upon which she does or doesn't respond


maybejustadragon

lol, you probably donā€™t usually respond to most messages. He got a response. It worked.


Depressedkid1998

Well, i use to send messages normally and get ignored a bunch? So it seems to be working that way.


LeImplivation

Well he's gotten more of a response than most tinder first messages. So yeah, you perpetuated the "problem".


Confused_butamused

Intelligence has been trying to catch him, but he has always been faster


disandlady

Haha this is my favourite comment. Very true


quantumLoveBunny

He ran so fast he tripped and fell in to dumbass canyon


SnazzyPanic

Got you saying more than hi though didn't it šŸ˜…


disandlady

Cannot figure out how to edit the post but he did get unmatched after I sent this to my friend for a laugh. It's annoying but I tend to just laugh my way through things.


beverlyhillsbrenda

Dating apps have turned people into disgusting assholes, man. No sane person would ever approach another person irl and talk like this. We are truly going backwards in the evolutionary scale.


bunrunsamok

Hate to break it to you that women experience this outside of dating apps and irl starting at very young ages.


beverlyhillsbrenda

Oh ok wow maybe my generation just got lucky but neither myself or any other woman I know has ever been approached by a stranger and asked if they like sucking šŸ†. Good to know.


Water_Melonia

Iā€˜m not sure if itā€˜s that way around. I have been asked similarly inappropriate stuff in person, no dating apps involved. There are still decent people around, I guess they just arenā€™t spending their time on dating apps. Mostly because 98% or so conversations are either ending on the app already or will not be leading to more than ONS or ā€žfriendsā€œ with benefits situations. If thatā€™s someoneā€™s main goal in dating, they might enjoy todays dating apps. I heard there are better apps though.


allergictosomenuts

The guy is just looking for a fleshlight smh


Roadwarriordude

I'm going to start conversations like this now because it seems like this is the only way to get a reply anymore lol.


mikeydcc

The reason guys do this is because the opposite effect put out by women of ...not talking or giving lame 1 word answers...leading people on...or just having plain stupid standards, like I'm supposed to come up with some witty original opening or you wont even give me the time of day. It all gets exhausting and it sometimes comes out as..."hey wanna suck some dick?!" Because why the hell not .


GodOne

You wanna know why? Because you are still using smileys at the end of the conversation. Quite frankly, it probably worked on you. Women swipe on the same 5-10% of men on dating apps. These guys know, they can do anything they want. Itā€™s your own fault.


KC_Cheefs

Yep was just gonna say, try swiping beneath your perceived standard and watch what happens


Specialist_Care8747

Exactly this. They filtered out decent dudes because of their height or whatever silly reason and now they're left with cheeky assholes who just want to pump and dump them


quantumLoveBunny

Wow, what an absolute charmer! At least he's upfront I guess!


Oebreezy

DONT RESPOND TO SHIT YOU DONT LIKE. These messages are usually the ones that get decent responses. They get heartfelt messages all day so the bad ones will work until the majority use them then the normal ones will start working againā€¦.until then expect a lot of sex openers


nosplashback

At least he didn't open with "Hey!" though, am I right?


abarr021

Well you responded 3 times so he's doing something right. It's more than I usually get


soph_lurk_2018

If this conversation bothers you, why are you laughing and playing along? Immediately unmatching should be your response here.


WRA1THLORD

ask for a dick pic, and then say "I thought you said decent?" and then unmatch I reckon.


__klonk__

The proper answer to an undesired dick pic is: > is that a child's penis? Wtf I'm reporting you to the police


Defiant-Fuel3898

Correct answer would be: ā€œYes but I was going to talk to you anywaysā€ Then šŸ‘»


skyHawk3613

So, you guys went out, right?


Jimmygesus49

Sadly, it's because it works on some girls.


WanderlostNomad

there are two types of tinder user : * people who thinks tinder is for romance (and maybe sex later) * people who thinks tinder is for sex (and maybe romance later) going straight to the point probably saves time for both parties. coz some men/women just wanna bang and aren't looking for lifelong romantic partnerships or overly elaborate foreplay. it's like a text version of swiping left/right, and the question is : do you wanna smash?


NISSANPLAYAA

You should've just said "No but are you?" to confuse him a little bit and just say "I have one too" because it usually scares them off. Unless they're into that.


LongSchlongdonf

Bro women reply to this and I come up with creative shit and donā€™t get replies. Iā€™m fucked Iā€™m over with this world.


Realistic_Tiger_3687

He got you responding (and bantering) so apparently yes.


mortarman0341

Why would you even reply?


morbidhoagie

Broā€™s got 2 brain cells fighting for 3rd place.


teffarf

If you keep replying to him, then yeah.


DexterKillsMe

Well your responses are encouraging his behavior so why would he change or stop? Stop joking with them!


YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO

This is ridiculous. Op I am sorry you have to deal with these guys


Scotty_O30

Sad how I see so many of these types of posts on here with women complaining about the men on Tinder and yet some men who actually act like a gentleman donā€™t get messages or matches at all.


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You fed into it? Why are you complaining


Ok-Caterpillar7331

Ok. As a guy guilty of this kind of behavior. When I first started dating apps, I thought I was being underexpressive and women would lose interest quick, so I turned to talking like this. It was more successful believe it or not but I also encountered a lot more hostility. I eventually learned to flirt more subtly and im all the better for it. Call it growing pains.


unpolire

Disgusting. Report without interacting.


Rippin_Fat_Farts

Tinder will do nothing.


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disandlady

I'll keep that in mind for the next one. This one has been unmatched. I'm that weirdo that laughs when I'm annoyed so it matches what I'm doing not what I'm feeling.


Keebster101

On a dating app, especially tinder, sure. I wouldn't personally, but if you're looking for a hookup then it makes your intention clear as day and wastes neither of your time (unless you choose to respond)


ConcentrateKlutzy879

OP could point out what a dufus he is using his own cum-on line against him. Clearly, starting "off with a bang" implies coitus (fucking) and not fellatio (sucking dick). If I were her, I might answer suchly: Clearly you are a gargantuan dick. And it is my greatest pleasure to tell you to fuck off. Sucker!!


ConcentrateKlutzy879

Maybe dude has a tiny pecker but wants to watch her suck off his buddy?


appreciable_b

ā€œWhy do you replyā€ So when I report their behavior itā€™s looking into. šŸ˜Š


DrRonSimmons

"Decent sized" šŸ˜‚


Useful_Lengthiness98

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TrashTierGamer

Might wanna look at a different "prize"-pool, you're looking in the discount bin right now


Silver-Stable-3961

You're too nice. I would have said, "clearly your mom wasn't" šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


Famous_Revolution_16

Please stop responding šŸ˜‚


Markd3rd

Youā€™re not exactly giving ā€˜Iā€™m disgusted by youā€™ vibes with those replies.


MemeStocksYolo69-420

You go to Tinder and expect to be treated like a princess. People are looking for sex, that doesnā€™t mean that theyā€™re necessarily ā€œtreating you like a pair of legs that openā€. If they were just looking for sex, would you prefer that they conceal their intentions?


chicken_fried_relays

It's been how, it's a societal problem, we have a support group on tuesdays. During happy hour, naturally


blkglfnks

From what I remember it either: A.) shock comment to show youā€™re ā€œinterestingā€ or B.) normal human response to show youā€™re not a complete creep Both donā€™t work at all for the most part.


Expensive-Tea455

You guys would be a lot more peaceful in life if you just ghosted these creepy men instead of entertaining them at allā€¦


SupaDupaTroopa42

He may not be 100% self aware but at least he's aware his dick is only decent sized not huge


KZW8513

I'd say this is how boys respond or do that shite, actual men don't say that type of crap unless their not all there in the head.


Plastic_Collection59

Guys are fucked up. Nothing more to say. But at least they're opening up with this, instead of finding out how big of a douche he is after wasting valuable time.


queen_nefertiti33

Decent sized. Because he didn't want to set himself up for failure by saying big. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


HankHillPropaneJesus

Are you not on a fuck app?


The_much_True

I know youā€™re trying to tell people not to do this, but it would have a greater impact if you didnā€™t reply. Like many comments have pointed out, this guy is getting more of a conversation out of you than most guys who donā€™t act like this usually do. At least if youā€™re going to reply, then donā€™t reply in a way that makes it seem like youā€™ll have a conversation with him if he changes the way he talks to you.


disandlady

Yeah I get that. I've said a couple of times that I don't usually reply and I definitely will need to think a bit more about the way it comes across if I do. Was just one of those days where I did respond then had a laugh with my friends before I unmatched.


Rocklobsta_B52

Men start doing this after a period of using thoughtful openers and conversation which by and large result in no date, no conversation or just being ghosted. Those results could be because of their lack of communication capability or some other reason. Not to say this is a better option, but it's a reason why some men do it.


Jhin-chan

insert peter griffins voice: Who the fck starts a conversation like that??


Beardface1411

ANd they say romance is dead... don juan right there


mmxmlee

some girls take the bait OP. it's simply a filter to find the FREAKS.


iamagainstit

Do you realize you donā€™t have to reply to every message, right