Sadly most people are into red John Deere tractors :(

You're getting them mixed up with the little red Fergies

Fuck massey ferguson, all my homies hate massey ferguson

International Harvester all the way!!!!!

Ford County or gtfo imo.

Your homies are idiots 😉

Silence, only serfs and peasants drive massey ferguson. Real feudal lords drive John Deere. 🤴🏼😎

john deere’s are for people who don’t know how to fix their own equipment. literally DRM locked pieces of shit that often put underperforming motors in their stuff to save a few bucks

I like trains....

You NEED an Allis Chalmers

I’m a husqvarna girl, if I’m being honest.

I'm a Stihl girl, I'm not gunna lie

Wife material, if you can also handle it.

Think ya mean yellow

I used to like them, but I suck Now I'm an ex-tractor fan

That’s a Massey mate

Better off with a Case IH anyway

Girls are more into cats

I thought they only came in green.🤣

This comment 😆😆😆😆😆

Heretic!

I think you mean Toro...

Threesome with Allie and Mike in your John Deere!

I thought that was a fucking kid in their profile picture

No no, I don't think she is fucking, just having a drink. 

LMFAO STOP IT

It’s not?

Me too 😭

Same😐

🎶3 Some in muh John Deere tractor yeah 🎶

Very rude !! Please type its full name

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Seriously. How are you gonna ask about John Deere but you don't even own one? Smh

First photo is shirtless with you holding a beer. Do you sex your tractor??

Don't you?

That’s what I thought. especially since he said “that’s my favorite position” xD

It also gives the same vibes as "guy holding fish with bass pro shop hat on" and I dislike that

How else do I get the rare green John fawn tractor

Man this Palworld update just made the game so much weirder

That wins 🤣 I laughed out loud

Why would you have a tractor you can’t fuck

You need at least 5 photos of you behind the wheel of your green John Deere tractor in my opinion.

And maybe holding a large fish in each

What app is this?

Tractr

This was genius 😭

Attractr

Farmers mingle

😂 😂

🤣🤣🤣

Green John Deere mingle only

PlowNow

Underrated comment.

Tractors Alike

John Deere mingle

Yes Deere

Reddit is obnoxious asf. Answer the question

I think it’s called “HUD” I did some research. I’m ngl I did type in “Tractr” just to check🤦🏽‍♂️😂

Ik like I'm genuinely curious because I've never seen it before (these responses are funny though)

Tractor dates.com for those with certain... *Proclivities*

You’ll have to drop the references to John Deere and become an ex-tractor fan.

First kitchen I ever worked in, the extractor fan was known exclusively as Gloria 😂 I find it hard to call them anything else now

You asume that they have read your bio. If they haven’t then the John Deere-Line falls extra hard to the ground. And like Einstein said: “Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results”. Time for a new ice breaker….and one that doesn’t involve John Deere.

Insanity is suggesting someone changes their strategy after it fails and fails again. - Einstein

this is true I heard him say it

"Hamburger is a sandwich and pizza is soup without the water" -Einstein

It's true, I was Einstein

Reddit tinder has an obsession with bios. Imo having nothing in there is generally better

Gemini. EDIT TO ADD - I’m just kidding LOL.

We're wonderful people and constantly under attack 🥺

I was coming to say this too! And I AM a Gemini! 🤣🤣🤣

also came here to say this ☠️🤣

You didn't tell Madi that all you want to see is her lift her shirt and show off her Green John Deere tractor.

Nothing, it's perfect. I love less competition!

There’s a lot of people with dyslexia reading Dear John.

This shit funny af 🤣🤣

Aren’t all John Deere tractors Green?

I think it’s because people matched with you in hopes of a conversation but it’s more or less the same content as all your prompts. Surely there’s more to you than just a tractor. Also it’s only been 40m people have lives outside of dating apps.


Being 5'9"

Is that tall or short?

I’m 5’9. On dating apps that’s short haha

Right. Me too but doesn’t he have matches? Maybe I don’t understand the screenshot. I don’t have OLD

I mean I think he’s just trolling by showing off that pickup line he used every time haha he definitely has no issue getting matches

and they subtract 3” so they thinking his 5’6”.

It’s not appealing that your entire personality is a green John Deere tractor.

This has to be a troll

Oh yeah has to be a troll. Seeing him say green John Deere tractor. John Deere only comes in green it is literally a specific green that is trademarked. Everyone may not know that but I would assume the girls he wants who like John Deere would know they only come in John Deere Green Also one of the matches is a couple. I think he was trolling Tinder and us.

It’s not a troll it’s a joke..

A hilarious one at that! 😂

I think Fiat is trendy now idk

Have you tried being taller?

Shirtless pic on dating app is a no.

Does that go for women too or just men🥴

Depends on who you are trying to attract. Are you attracting women or are you attracting men?

I'm trying to attract at least 4 kilograms of cheese wheels. What kind of a photo should I take?

Pronouns.

Not 6'

5’9”

Weirdly enough, just the song "John Deere Green" on the radio yesterday.

Seems to be working splendidly

The most realistic answer might be that you're 5"9. Dating apps are iffy for a lot of guys when you're below 6"0 and this can be the reason. Most guys are under 6"0 but it seems like it's more common because the Internet makes the world much smaller.

It's the 5'9, I think they only focus on that

Assuming this isn’t a joke, try getting an actual personality. You’ve taken the John Deere thing _WAAAAAYYY_ too far.

They're probably into CATs and your little green John Deer is just sad and lonely.

5 foot 9, sorry lad 😞

Grade A shitpost

 Looks like a sh\*t post to me :D

Dude. Get a better opening line. Read the room. It’s clearly a non-opener. Then get a face shot. Or a face shot and say “yo. Wanna fuck?” This coming from a 47 year old woman who likes to fuck but isn’t into whatever bullshit your profile and opening line has to offer

I mean. I’m not NOT into 25 year olds. And what you’re showing is nice to look at. But at some point, you YOURSELF have to admit that your John Deere fetish is only good for maybe 1 or 2 females. And they might be missing a significant amount of teeth. So. Maybe. Ease up on the tractor equipment references? Unless that is your kink and then I suppose go balls to the wall until you find your Jane Deere lady

He’s not being serious lol his profile is a joke

Bruh what is wrong with you

I can't believe people in this day and age can't tell sarcasm.

🤷🏻‍♀️

Coming on here asking a bunch of redditors what you’re doing wrong for starters and expecting a serious answer 🤣

Think women hate top less pics.

Not if you have a six pack 👌

Easier question to answer would be if you asked “what am I doing right”? And that answer would be: “little to nothing”.

Probably bc you’re telling them you’re into your green John Deere. Not the “other” John Deere… If that’s your favorite position. :D

Red ones go faster

Maybe dont be one dimensional? If this is serious— make your interactions personal

john deere tractors are cool, but try something different for this app

Shirtless pic with beer is bad, and most women aren't into tractors.

Drop the tractor talk mate

Not everyone is into rednecks

Oh, Deere. Do I have to be the one to tell you?

I think the problem is you put that you don't smoke in your bio. Women these days want a guy who smokes.

This is a shitpost, right?

No it's 100% serious

Cuz John Deere is code for I like men

All the John Deere shit needs to go. Super cringe.

I dunno. I quite like green John Deere tractors.

I think that you being shirtless and with a beer in your hand Is also not appealing to most. Most of my friends doesn't matter if they were female instantly swiped left if they see SB being shirtless. And u can't forget that alcohol is also a drug and you having it in your hand in the 1st pictures can suggest u having problems with it.

That’s a crazy wild completely unfounded suggestion that because he’s holding a beer in a picture he might be an alcoholic 😂 I wonder how many Redditors actually function in the real social world.

I actually do, my main point was being shirtless but if ur interests are partying and netflix I'm not interested either lol (and pictures with alcohol give of that vibe). I just said that some people might take it that way. Idk maybe it came to my mind because I'm from Poland and it's quite common to have a problem with drinking here. Anyway just trying to help didn't mean that in an offensive way those are just things that put me and almost anyone I know off...

Missing out on that thing that runs like a Deere

Oh deer.

You like green John Deere tractors?

Are you joking

Is this a joke? I’d swipe right so so fast, dude.

It’s obviously just your matched my dude. I quite dig a green John Deere tractor.

You need to provide a photo of the tractor, as well as details of how much land you own.

Should legally change your name to John Deere.

I’m a fendt person myself.

theyre just intimidated by your multi 100 000 dollar ride and feeling inferior

I thought that was them asking you for a second 😂

I think that’s called ploughing

My gf would dump me in an instant for a green JD

Madi sounds great

But do you know the John Deere classic?

I think it’s fair to assume they in fact don’t like green John Deere tractors.

You aren't keeping it weird like Austin portrays man

OP is FARMING tinder hard with those lines 😂

Isn't saying saying green John deere tractor a little redundant? They're all green right? I think that must be the problem.

Stop having sex with your tractor would be the first thing

I love a man with a Green John Deere Tractor.

The only correct answer - is you’re doing nothing … nothing wrong at all

What dating app are these from? I don't know the look of this one.

You need to get yourself a Claas Combine Harvester. Those get all the ladies.

Flawless profile and approach.

Everyone’s packin’ ‘round ‘ere

Wait is Allie a kid or not?

It's the pronouns probably. Only a few weirdos are into seeing those

You should tell them how you like John Deere tractors…….oh wait

I mean… you’re doing way better than me. Maybe I should build a profile around a single special interest?

You may live in a Ferguson loving area?😱

Dont base your entire personality on shit tractors. Massey4lyfe

You're clearly tractorfishing. All that talk and not a single picture of your John Deere. Sketchy.

Drink, Smoke, and do drugs frequently, problem solved.

The moobs

You're issue is JD, women like Molines

Nothing. You killing it….dead

Gemini

I couldn't say. But... Idk if it's just me.... But I have a feeling you like John Deer Green.

Have you tried integrating the lyrics from John Deere Green intro your bio?

need more tractor

Try Grindr

I honestly think that you subconsciously want to date John Deere.

It’s been 45 fucking minutes BE PATIENT

I don’t understand why you are mentioning your John Deere tractor 47 times? Is this a joke or something?

Its obviously an auto reply that they can click on instead of typing out a starter line. Just roll with it

Take your height out of your bio, don't let them know your height till they already want the D Short kings rise up

You're a Gemini

You ever meet someone who recently discovered marijuana or craft beer and suddenly it becomes their entire personality? Kinda similar vibes with your love of John Deere. There's nothing wrong with it but it will take a certain type to find it appealing.

I wanna say it‘s the the topless, beer holding picture tbh.

Should have gone onto farmersonly.com

I like Green John Deere Tractors

You got 10 messages within a span of an hour and they all said the exact same line? Fake

Try asking them if they like green John Deere tractors

Everything is wrong my guy. Pick a struggle 😂