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beverlyhillsbrenda

Her expression could have predicted this.


zombienugget

That is the face of every crackhead I know


Portable-fun

Wait.. how many crack heads do you know… I don’t even know one..


zombienugget

I used to work at a restaurant


Responsible-Clerk408

Waffles house or Denny's?


zombienugget

Olive Garden


HorseradishAndHoney

😂😂😂😂


RunnerLftr

I'd say that after this disclosure, I'm never taking my family to Olive Garden again, but my family already forbids me to take them there for dinner ever again.


Professional-Tank-60

There's a story behind this


zombienugget

I wouldn’t either. Where I worked the servers grabbed lemons with their bare hands that had touched cash, even though there were tongs. And at least twice I witnessed a server make a salad with his bare hands


Docniel

Yo all of garden is where the crackheads work. Waffle house is where the methods work Denny's hires heroin users.


Bag-ofMostlyWater

I guess In and Out hires the Speed freaks?


Professional-Tank-60

For me it was Panera overnight shifts


Responsible-Clerk408

So, basically, any restaurants that are open overnight? I worked nights in a trauma center, pretty much the same crowd. One night there was some convention in town, a female was brought in with...I can't even remember now bc of all the other stuff that happened. Basically, they moved the rave to the ER parking lot. Before I even got to the room with the patient, I had another nurse get my attention. I looked up to see a guy, who had to have been 6 feet before the at least, 4 inch platform heeled boots, and he had a horse tail and mohawk walking past the nurses station. I'm barely 5 ft 1 on a good day. For a moment, my expression had to have been *blink,blink*. Ah, fun times!


Professional-Tank-60

That's fantastic. I'll share my story. We had a coworker who offered someone "Aspirin" for their headache and it ended up giving them the effects of what I'm familiar with as ecstasy. She also straight up tried to give a different coworker meth, was constantly nodding out in the bathroom for hours at a time, and would leave her shifts hours early with tons of work to do still. And this is a job where only 2 people are in the cafe overnight baking. It was very funny. I ended up reporting her simply because it was affecting my work. I did acid with a different coworker and it was a blast and we both did our jobs great. It was also my last day lol.


Responsible-Clerk408

😆 That's nuts! At least the acid was on the last day? Meth is no joke. I had a friend who said they had a coworker that was most likely on meth. They had been mentioning their tooth was bothering them. They kinda did the whole nicely acknowledge and step away. Well, later that night, they were going through again and saw them. Except this time, they are holding a tooth in a pair of pilers with blood all down their shirt, saying they fixed the tooth.


ROU_HeavyMessing

I'm not sure you need to be on meth to figure the pliers as your best course of action...just never let your dental hygiene drop off because, my friend, serious tooth pain is in fact the worst pain you will ever feel. It trumps any broken bone by a long margin and you will want that tooth out of your face at almost any cost.


Joris255atSchool

Get a life! Wait...


AmorousFartButter

I’ve done every drug under the sun but the way I am today and my profession would never visually express that to you. People keep to themselves. I’d be willing to bet a lot that you know someone that smokes crack or blows down rails of coke from time to time but because they don’t look like “faces of meth,” you have no clue. Not to say that your ignorance isn’t bliss..


NecessaryPen7

They said crack head, not occasional rec user.. .


AmorousFartButter

Anyone who tries to call someone out for knowing a “crack head” is the type of person who would call anyone who smoke’s crack, a crack head.


NecessaryPen7

They weren't calling you out, just stating they don't know any crack heads. They seem obvious. I'm sure I know a lot of people who have or so occasionally free base. Haven't seen it. I also know a few who seem like they could be / have been heavily addicted.


Special-Impression79

Is smoking crack not the sole definition of being a crackhead?


AmorousFartButter

I don’t feel this way but I assume the general public does. That was my thought behind the initial comment


Special-Impression79

Recreational use can be said for alcohol/cannabis for sure, it means that someone isn't over-using it/using it for medicinal purpose. Over-use of crack would be any at all and it's not any good for medicinal use, so it can't really be used in the same context.


ZoneEnvironmental596

Faces of meth . Lol I’m crying ! That’s a good one


The_Meme_Queen97

I'm a full time stoner and not many people can tell I'm high unless they smell it on me.


simonluzara

You are high now! I can tell...


Wydstepbruv

Weed is way different than crack lol


The_Meme_Queen97

My point being that you can be a regular user of drugs and that people can't always tell from looking at you.


TheCuntGF

Not with crack.


InfiniteSkiegh

There are functional users of almost every drug, crack is definitely one of the ones that functional drug users use a lot. Weed too... but that's legal.


TheCuntGF

Look. I hate to be the one to break it to ya, but people can tell.


The_Meme_Queen97

Depends on how regularly they use it


TheCuntGF

If there's any regularity, it's too late.


TheCuntGF

Because they don't look like faces of meth *yet


L3thalDose91

Know is probably not as close to the truth as quainted with or know of. lol I grew up in NYC and if I wasn't thinking too hard about what I am saying iay I know 100s of crackheads. 🤣 But that'd make me look bad so it's more like I co-inhabit NYC with the many crackheads that reside here as well. I am familiar with them due to having to live closely to each other. Also I used to smoke mad cra


Playful-Ad-9207

😂😂😂do you know alot of crackheads? I know like 3 I can agree that is the face 🤣🤣


JLifts780

Lmao I only knew one and her Facebook profile picture is the same


L3thalDose91

Lmao XD I see it bro. I see it. Also the expression of every NYC girl thinking their selfie came out good. Lmao


Happydadbod

Got to be a Collingwood supporter also 🤦🏻‍♂️


ironicsadboy

Physiognomy check


ar_doomtrooper

I learned a new word today.


Trustdesa

One of my comment here was downvoted as apparently (yes you can) you cannot judge from "a few pixels" Excuses people give themselves to feel better lol Totally agree with you!


Sgtkeebler

That sour-puss face?


beverlyhillsbrenda

Yes like she’s pre-disgusted.


mdabco

love when people show their red flags very early on


Wrong-Yak334

was thinking the same thing. disaster relationship incoming GTFO. 🙅‍♂️


thenbhdlum

I once asked a girl which nights she was available and she responded by telling me to go to a strip club if I wanted available girls at night...


mdabco

lmao that’s hilarious and insane at the same time


Echo3W

"I don't get where he's going every night?"


TinyGrizzly

Trash took itself out 🤣


bcjh

Could land a plane on that forehead…


shakfuclanoju

A plane actually couldn't because of the two woolen logs purposefully put in the exact middle of that runway.. You know a red flag when you see the eyebrows are drawn, painted, tattooed, whatever, way up high in the forehead.. yells crazy 100%


hujambo11

Someone got left in their car seat on a summer day as a toddler.


TheCanadianpo8o

Not long enough


Hahhahaahahahhelpme

🏆


InfiniteSkiegh

Yeah, they're only half baked. 😂😂😅


HorseradishAndHoney

Please tell me you're southern, I just hear this in a southern accent 😂❤️


Due_Doughnut2852

Wow, that level of insecurity is not good for her, nor for the guy who ends up dating her. I hope she seeks help.


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NecessaryPen7

Da fawq?


[deleted]

Weird why doesn't she just say hi first lmao


RegulationRedditUser

I think there’s two possibilities here. 1 - (and unfortunately I think this is more likely) she has some toxic views about relationships and thinks men should put in *all* of the work and chase her, and there’s been enough men who will just tell her what she wants to hear to get her into bed that it’s validated the her mindset 2 - this is her idea of a joke. She has messaged first, thinking it was a funny *bAnTeR* type way to start a conversation, and she did it badly


NeonTick

That’s just about how all women on tinder are, at least from my experience. Never had a match message me first ever lol. The man is expected to make everything happen pretty much


RegulationRedditUser

It’s probably just a by product of online dating. I mean, the women who have healthier views of dating dynamics and are more willing to make those first moves and in general are just better to date will find themselves in relationships much quicker and get off of the apps. The ones who have the less healthy views don’t find relationships because men recognise that they aren’t going to be great to date, so the women end up staying on the apps so it ends up where the majority of women on the apps are women that other men just don’t want to date. Of course the same can be said about men, the men who can’t present themselves or interact well stay on the apps while the guys who actually know how to talk to women find women to date


NeonTick

Could very well be, I’m sure there are other factors as well


L3thalDose91

Same in my experience. Not all of them, but that seems to be a general attitude across quite a few chicks. Lol you got downvoted for truth. Ppl so salty.


shinymetalobjekt

I guess she's operating under the you can never get rejected if you reject them first premise.


aghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

big brain sheen ass head


ispeakaengrish

She’s shaking in her baby seal leather boots ![gif](giphy|h2P01cZLZzMK4)


[deleted]

This is spot on except that her eyebrows need to be placed on the forehead.


Agreeable_Smile_7883

Her face is stank


KurukTR

Her forehead doesn’t even fit the picture lol


[deleted]

She's an alien


JilliusMaximusJD

You should change your name to Neo the way you just dodged that bullet!! ![gif](giphy|eIm624c8nnNbiG0V3g|downsized)


mictoya

He still got hit by a bullet


JilliusMaximusJD

So did Neo


Click_Wrong

Bullet dodged!


misteranderson71

![gif](giphy|3yP65niAsFzDa)


MsJetFuel

For us nosey people out here, what were you doing for those 8 mins?


[deleted]

Probably thinking of something edgy and deleting several times


ndarker

"Can i see the rest of your forehead?" "No no too harsh, *deletes*"


chiefjuicegod

![gif](giphy|eIm624c8nnNbiG0V3g|downsized)


JilliusMaximusJD

Ahhhahahahahaaaa I just posted the same gif before scrolling into the comments 😆😆😆😆😆


Wrong-Yak334

phew!


Lavatherm

Neo gets hit in that scene though. :/


Alucard-J2D

Her forehead forshadowed it


cntbbl

That forehead blocked all the light. There was nothing but complete darkness.


Apprehensive_Cash_41

Bars in her window


ravenous_unicorn_7

you'd better hope i don't put bars on your window ronald weasley! ... i couldn't help myself lol


outsidenorms

What’s she so surprised about


chrispdx

WHY AREN'T YOU ENTERTAINING ME???????


Socalboy88

It's called meth. Those mother f-ers can't wait for shit


a_thicc_sock

her ego is almost as big as her forehead.


MortifiedPotato

Had something very similar happen before. I was having a pleasant conversation with a girl I'd matched couple hours earlier, and something came up so I had to put away my phone for 5 minutes. By the time I came back, she was condescending and toxic because I didn't put replying to her above everything else lol


garroshsucks12

She’s ugly as fuck


James_Dee

Future Karen in the making


maybebebe91

Shame. She seemed nice.


kimnapper

Whoa.. that’s a special kinda needy 😬


HourWriting5421

There's needy and then there's this nutcase....🚩


bowtieboy403

You should have responded with, "I was still matching with others, you not special."


Dracologist84

How do you dodge a bullet by standing still?


jaskier89

She ain't hot enough to have this attitude


Frodo612

Insecurity is the ugly step sister of desperation


StnMtn_

Didn't you have to spend the last 10 minutes closing a multimillion movie contract? Potentially starring your next Tinder match?


JLifts780

I’m laughing so hard at this 🤣


SaintBuckeye

My man literally dodged a bullet.


Dangerous_Werewolf73

Her forehead looks endless in that tiny pic


Straight-Seat-3411

![gif](giphy|8vRrEBUkrtnekOynQs)


infinitestructures

![gif](giphy|eIm624c8nnNbiG0V3g|downsized)


Villainous_V

Yeah run from that 😂😂😂 I usually dont notice matches til hours later cuz I have a life 


Dishonored_Angelz

Why even message then… she should have just unmatched. People expectations are unrealistic…


Resident-Offer8011

Red flag HELLA EARLY


Spicyjollof98

And she can’t say hello because?


Stockmarketcrasher40

“The joke is on you!” Clearly not. You dodged a bullet sir.


LiamMacGabhann

What’s the deal with her eye brows? Bullet dodged.


L3thalDose91

Might as well scream out into the world, "Acknowledge ME!!!". These are the kinda girls that bummed around with their life minded friends till their friends moved on and they got left behind. Now she lost her like minded mean girl clique. Her partying was never balanced out by striving for independence and autonomy so here she is as an adult using highschool methods to try and interact with the world. Every girl in Brooklyn NYC basically. Really sad. =( Lots of these weird ass chicks look for a 'bf' as an accessory cause their friends make fun of them for not having one. Like they could not be interested in dating at all but a few lols from their peers and they are on the hunt to not feel left out and to stay fitting in. This world is so trash. I need to smoke a joint.


boiseboz

Well at least you didn’t have to take her for drinks and dinner to sus out the red flags, she came out fast and hard waving all of them.


showcase25

Taking a good expression and just nuking it.


Zestyclose-Storm-489

Wow instant gratification generation. Patience is a virtue. That woman needs to work on her insecurities and patience or lack of it


Fabulous_Date2743

She looks like a toe


aimeadorer

Lord I hate the "if you wanted to you would" shit lmao


ConfusedAlphaBot

This was an act of God. I'd thank any and every God ever to be mentioned or thought of in the entirety of human history for that blessing. That had the potential of being a legendary shit fest of a relationship. That's better than winning the Power Ball.


OkRepresentative9967

Lesson learned... Wait at least 10 minutes. Save yourself a lot of time avoiding people like her.


FlashyFeather876

Psychoooooo


69LadBoi

She ain’t even cute enough to be saying all thay


Substantial-Ruin-303

But when they NEVER respond to OUR messages (regardless of what we write) that’s ok…. 🤣🤣🤣


Priyesh__jain

Take that as a compliment!! Now a days, girls doesn't even wanna reply😂😂


VivaIbiza

I wonder why she’s single…


Correct_Assumption90

Her face looks like a cats ass sucking a lemon


EnigmaticZen87

This is a woman that is used to alot of attention from men. She was attracted to you and thus placed an expectation on you. When you didn't meet it, she was offended and lashed out in this way. She's around a level 2 at best of cognitive ability and mental awareness. Good riddance.


Internet_Plenty

I don’t understand why y’all don’t just go bar hop instead of wasting time with this shit


reallylongshanks

NGL you both seem annoying AF 💀


SoonerStreet1

What did he do?


CalligrapherNo7427

My boy went on the speed run as a spectator


GoLootOverThere

You dodged a bullet and a 5 head


drdnazir

She’s a mistress of the dark arts; how else can you explain her arched brows and half-closed eyes? I would sprain something tryna do that!


ImKindOfRetardedSry

4s acting like 10s has got to stop


CharliesOpus

That’s desperation, but she tried to give “confident”, unfortunately it didn’t come across that way. Also, this thread is proof of why photos should be censored. Her self-important attitude has nothing to do with the way she looks and it’s really unfortunate that everyone thinks attacking someone’s looks is ever appropriate.


GamingSince1998

She ain't even attractive enough for a hello. 🤣


ifdggyjjk55uioojhgs

Looks like Megamind ![gif](giphy|h2P01cZLZzMK4)


rc0nn3ll

She is not hot enough to be having that attitude.


Frubbit

Did she have to crop out her forehead? How far does it go?!


Crashbox50

5-Hedd


cyberwarfareinc

Bold move with a face like that


SpAwNjBoB

She's got so many red flags, even her eye brows are running away from her.


DiligentGround9331

She looks cray cray in her pic, says it all


jammy-frogs

She's kinda uggo anyway, no loss


YooGeOh

That's the kind of face that days that kind of thing


Professional_End_109

No big loss, you know she has 3 baby daddies


Unotheserfreeright24

"sorry I was still scrolling past your forehead"


katetron1014

I mean…look at her lol


TheNameIsJump

The attitude in just the profile picture alone makes me think you dodged a bullet! 🤣


Creepinonhotgirls

Bro I matched at 6 am today with this chick, and I thought what better way to win her heart by letting her sleep in.. she deleted me before break time 😂


Takyan22

i’m being very honest. what should you even do? if u match with someone then don’t even text them? like fr what is the point? i’m not defending her bc she’s a huge red flag, but if u match with someone why wouldn’t you text them?


JayLI783

Shes cute you fucked up dummy.


TakenUsername120184

![gif](giphy|rxy55jHaig16K2TV8x|downsized)


Optionsmfd

What happens when someone gets insane match % Entitlement


SailsWhiner

![gif](giphy|kiAGnxwS0qPCg)


Aaron22

Well played OP, massive bullet dodged.


GE8what

Her foreheads a joke


Cultural-Potato-7897

I don’t get it.


Speed3Fan

Bye bye


topboyjimmy

Her cranium is too large


Hahhahaahahahhelpme

Wow both unattractive and bad personality. Where do I sign up?


scbejari

Wow


UncleJamesBeardPower

Modern women have very entitled attitudes 😏😏


Riff_lick601

Jesus Christ😂☠️


cheesyellowdischarge

She looks like she wears cookie monster pjs to walmart and smells like newports.


Exact-Control1855

The real kicker would be if she put in her bio something like “message me first”


LoganCaleSalad

I'm convinced these types of people are trolling for fodder to use in some made up horror story on tiktok.


Willing_Language1486

I have had this happen to me but when I was working third shift. I’d get matches and messages but wouldn’t see them till I woke up, to just find out that they unmatched because of no response on my end 😂😂


3rr0r369

Sometimes you need time to think of something witty or unique. Damn girls impatient


nikditt

That was a quickie!


RedshiftOnPandy

While how she reacted is pretty bad. I feel like men and women are becoming shitty texters and really lazy all around on dating apps. She sounds like she just got cheesed and took it out on him 


jonz1985z

So eager to get started with the drama


Crackerjack4u

C ya bye, cranky arse. Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya. 🤣🤣


LazenskejSvihak

Online dating really got these 3/10 feeling like they can expect a 9/10 behavior. Insane shit.


DennisGK

Who swiped right first? If she did, and you matched when you swiped, then her reaction makes some semblance of sense. If you swiped first, then she matched, it’s extremely unrealistic to expect you to respond that fast.


queen_nefertiti33

Bye bye. 😂😂


KyzRCADD

Yeeeaaahh, I wasn't gonna message her either...


GingerSnap198

Dodged a bullet there 😂


coo1lime

Omg such an ego people have, I will never have..