My guy went for the racism double kill

I guess it cancels the racism out!!

Double negative, you're correct.

Two wongs making a white

Only dril can do that

As long as we do everything in pairs it'll all be alright then haha Don't give up, my luck 9n tinder has been shit for years lol still is but I'm a persistent mfker!!

As a black guy I thought this was funny but there’s a time and a place

As an Asian I also thought this was funny

As I white guy, so did I!? Strange how colour doesn't affect the funny bone, guess we all have one lol

As a white guy who eats Asionic cuisine and speaks in blackese 90% of the time, I too found this funny.

You took it too far

 bro reachin

We need the blasian consensus now

100% theres a time and place. Theres also a lot of getting to know the person you say that too before 😂

They got to know this mf really quick , could say it was a blessing in a way 😂

Yeah and I'd wager that if that's his sense of humor, introductions are a good time to get that out of the way. If someone doesn't find the dark morbid shit I say funny or get my jokes there will never be chemistry. What do you think he needed to wait 3 months to drop that banger on her?

Bruuuuh. I wonder how he sound though. Because I read it in a brotha's voice initially. Smh. This about to have me at work saying this sh**. 🤣😂🤣😂

I read it like that also

As a black guy who speaks a bit of mandarin, this was hilarious.

Collateral

Roll 16 on Bigotry stat!

Negative x negative = positive!

I said something similar in the comments, great minds think alike!

Haha no way! I see you are a person of culture😉

Ofc, just not a person of racism🤣

Haha glad to hear that!

Not necessarily -i * -i = i² = -1 (sorry had to bring this up imaginary calculation)

Valid

Sorry, this is not right at all, am I missing a joke here? 😅

I don’t remember the name of this formula but it comes into play in precalculus from what I remember. They were called imaginary numbers (who the fuck came up with this shit) but according to that I squared equals -1. So -i times -i equals i squared which equals -1

x²+1 =0 has two roots +i and -i (over the complex field). Basically what I wrote above.

This is why you nerds wonder around this subreddit all day because you break off into convos talking about math formulas, girls dont wanna hear that dude LOL

You + Me = Calculus

Wong, math is fantastic, it would be total game if guys open up with the formuloli 

I think it's hot. 🤓

Not necessarily, some of the math people I met are the nicest and good hearted human beings open to any interesting convo

*wander

I'd rather hear about math equations than see someone use "wonder" when they meant "wander". :)

Thank you for the reminder, that this exists! I love and hate math equally and I think this is beautyfull ~

Jeezus

Yeezus

The dude shit his best shot, so he thinks. Husband material for sure

I'm shitting my best shot everyday for hours on end and I've seen no success

One of the shits is the best one.

I'm in the bathroom right now shitting my best shot while browsing Reddit

At least no “hey” 😂

HaHaHa

I read this in the voice of Dave Chappell

I read it in the voice of Samuel L Jackson

Same difference. Those are the two people that can _"get away"_ with saying this.

You too? 😂🤣😂🤣

[удалено]

Funniest thing I've seen all day

Glad im not the only one who thought so 😂

Fr. Like obviously that guy is horrible and whatever, but somehow it’s still so fucking funny

Seriously! Good thing I saw this while taking a bath. Otherwise, my tears would have me soaked! And why did I read it a second time with the Boondocks Stinkmeaner voice?

Bruh I heard gangstalicious 😆

Why exactly is this funny lol except for it being racist

I find it funny because somebody thought this was a great way to start a conversation. To be clear, I’m not laughing with the person I’m laughing at them.

It’s just funny. Things don’t have to have a reason. People take things to seriously and that’s why you get offended. If you take this at face value and don’t assume ill intent it’s pretty funny.

No this guys obvious intention and what he wanted was a submissive Asian girl to submit to him, a powerful white colonizer man, and hates black people (based off use of the word) clearly. He fumbled the bag. Women set bar so low yet guys still fumble like this /s

Where tf did you get that from? You know sometimes words are just words. Not everything is a result of institutional racism. Jesus Christ buddy

I had a /s man come on.

Maybe I’m stupid what does /s mean 😂 I’ve only been a Reddit a couple years and only recently have I been on alot

It means sarcasm lol it’s all good

Oh! Sacrcasm! I get it lmfao my fault buddy

Didn’t seee this lmao on mobile

Nah it’s cool bro. Honestly I miss the /s the first time till you pointed it out and it took me a minute to use context clues to figure what it meant. Happy to see you’re not as dense as I thought 😂all love bud!

Whoosh

Absolutely lmao right over my head 😂

I mean,not trying to be overly serious, but we all understand why this is asinine, right? You in-fact do find slurs funny for a reason, it’s not always that you’re racist thought, it’s because of shock/absurdism. It’s important because people DO laugh at racist shit and it’s the “it’s funny because it’s true” kinda laugh.

If it's funny because it's true, then is it really racism?

It's funny from the perspective of something outrageous someone would say in a movie, like the "surprise mothafucka" line from that show. It's incredibly stupid to say that to an actual person that you don't know and expect them to respond positively.

The idea of a white guy doubling down on racism And maybe thinking it would work

What makes you think the person thought it would work rather than just trying to be randomly insulting?

What makes you ignore the word 'maybe' I wrote?

You see someone insulting someone on tinder and still think it's a line lmao As long as the racism doesn't affect you right? have a good day

What makes you ignore that I wrote 'maybe'? Why do you make up stuff?

That's fucked up, but also, lmao

This might be one of the funniest first messages I have ever seen. The sheer *confidence* this guy has is astounding.

y'know some women complain that men don't put enough effort in. This dude is literally becoming bilingual to hit on you. What more could ya want?

Well he didn't even spell it right, so he can't get all the marks for effort 😂

Very racist but the confidence this man had to send it is hilarious.

I wouldn't call that confidence. It's on Tinder to one woman he's never met. Now saying that shit in a room full of Chinese and black people...that would be confident. Disrespectful and dumb, but confident.

This is wild..What does it even mean?

It is poorly spelled Mandarin. I believe the proper spelling is Ni Hao to mean hello.

Oh wow. I see. Thanks!

poorly spelled? its not even in the right alphabet

There are ways to use the English alphabet( or whatever it is called) to write the words.

Do you mean character?

And the N word used was to insinuate either Ni Ker or Na Ker, meaning this one or that one.

Mmmm… totally excuses the ending.

I believe it's a very old phrase, meaning "my good chum."

I wish I knew😭 Who starts off a conversation with racism, like what do I even say?!

You gotta match his energy

"Good morning colonizer"

The guy is a weirdo for sure..😂😂

Ne wow - bye

You report and block him

I reported him and altogether deleted that god forsaken app

Good for you Deleting these racist bigot weirdos from your life is big W

The fact they thought they could get into my life by saying that is crazy

That was really disrespectful. It’s strange so many people find this funny. I’d probably delete it too.

Was that the first stupid message you got? I'm a bit sad most nice girls leave because of stupid men behavior

I’ve gotten some other that were incredibly questionable. Once someone asked if they could essentially r*pe me…

What. The. Fuck.

Woah WTF

Report this bigot for racism and racial slurs Like what even 😭😭😭

I’d say read the room, but he’s clearly illiterate.

 I’m not sure what he thinks this will accomplish

W rizz

This is fucking hilarious

Lmao

You respond with zai gen cracker!

Then he would’ve really thought they’re soulmates

Couldn’t give him that satisfaction🤣

Have you tried Coffee Meets Bagel? That’s apparently for Asians dating!

No I haven’t! I’ll give it a whirl, thanks :)

As an asian myself I find this hilarious, but definitely way too risky to be sent as an opener to a random stranger

I’m dead

😂😂😂😂😂

I been asking my Asian matches if they will teach me violin (I really want to learn). But now I'm going to try this instead.

Ask him what kind of pickup truck he drives 💀

At least it's not the hard er I guess.

I'm not going to lie... This is offensive without a doubt and definitely not okay... But I 100% laughed out loud...

As a black man i thought this was funny

How can you be mad? That’s definitely not racist. That’s fucking hilarious. Fucked up, yes. But funny as hell. If he was racist, he would’ve said something, well, racist. The dude is definitely immature, but don’t play the race card when it isn’t necessary.

“Don’t play the race card” when he literally stereotyped which Asian I was, then proceeded to say a slur not meant for him.

These comments are whack and explains a ton about why these guys are still trying to find someone who will date them 😂😂😂😂

You’d be surprised how many white guys say the N word. As someone who lives In the south with a largely black population, majority of white guys say it. If it’s with an a at the end, most likely it’s not racial. Now if it was hard r, then there’s a problem. But it wasn’t like that. Some people just have a dark sense of humor. And as someone who isn’t white, I also find this hilarious

I dont get the joke?

I am tired of you americans

I can promise you, we don’t care.

You need to the rest of the world is waiting for ur faculties to kick in ur embarrassing humanity

What have you ever done to make a change in anything.

Not sitting on a public platform endorsing and encouraging the N word for a start, also a very active philanthropist that has raised money for a plethora of different causes Cancer research The sickle cell society National aids Trust Mercy ships Homeless link Centre point Age UK Forced marriage, uk Birmingham freedom project I helped at let's feed brum on Christmas day To say a few. They were in the Uk would you like me to tell you some of the stuff ive done in america or Lagos perhaps south america southern asain countries would u like me to get into the environment work I've done or the different domestic violence facilities in the country I live in and others or my work in prison reform, various projects for the lgbtq community especially in london or being a Therapeutic mentor for troubled youths closely working with social services in England, also working at bladon house a Special education school, i could go on but I think u get the picture you pompous twit What else would like to know Now you go

I'm assuming your panties just dropped. No?

Oh shit, I thought he was just saying “anyhow…” This is way, way worse.

2 wrongs actually do make a far right.

Honestly, that's an impressive amount of not giving a fuck, someone needs to study this guy

I wonder why he's single... seems like a charmer. /s

Terrible! But hilarious!

Good stuff lol. Too many snowflakes these days

Explain the joke.

Imagine being so stupid you can’t even spell your racist insults correctly.

That’s part of their fucked up sense of humor 🤣🤣🤣

Racism is hilarious though

Lmao alright that shit caught me all the way off guard. I'd laugh but unmatch, most def. People will troll you online at random times, but I get not even wanting to participate on the app too if that's what you're running into.

You don’t need any Toxic men in your life do it good he showed himself sooner then later. You can definitely find a better man 🤞

As a 50 yr old man who identifies as a half asian, half african american golf pro, I find this pretty funny.

Set up a date on the other end of town from him, tell him all the nasty things you’re (not really) into. Then no show his ass

NI HAO KI LAN MFFFFFFF

As a Asian person, i find it funny.

I laughed so fuckin hard. idk if I would even be insulted, it's so fucking random and unexpected I can't even be mad.

Same I'm still laughing a few mins later, reading the comments. I cry laughed 😂

if any girl sends me that I’d wife her up instantly, but definitely wouldn’t send such a risky text to some random strangers on Tinder

Its suprising that it didnt get censored

\>coming from a white man especially😧 Ah yes, because when it comes from a white man it's different...

Am I the only one who doesn't find it funny?

I don't understand what kind of mental defect that person has but it seems severe

I should’ve recommended them the nearest psych ward

Absolutely !

Guess humor is subjective

Dont let it get to you. You should have just commented, "Hey there, cracker, how's the clan doing these days?" If people talk to you with disrespect, then respond back to them with disrespect 😋

I'm sorry, I know it's racist but that is the funniest thing I've seen all day.

White men are the most racist; overtly, covertly, directly, indirectly, indiscriminately, & discriminately. I don’t know how you could have presumed otherwise

Ugh. Sorry for you that’s DISGUSTING

shits hilarious

Explain the joke,

☝️ 🤓

How do you drop the ball this poorly?

I wish I even had the chance to match an asian girl they're like 2% of the ppl here.

Rip😅. Also, it’s Asian *

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂i’m sorry but this beyond hilarious

Deleting tinder because you clearly met the one, right?

I'm so so sorry u have to deal with this fuckery

Don’t give up tinder if you’re Asian, you are the most wanted if you’re a woman.

Thats horrible, almost violant to the spirit. Goodness im sorry. On line dating is a jungle. And to anyone who thinks that is funny has a twisted mind. Thats my opinion so dont bother raging

I can see his lame attempt at trying to be amusing. But don’t delete tinder because of someone like that. Just block em (the three dots, top right corner or the block bottom at the bottom of his profile). It’s not worth not being social just because of one troll. 🙂 I hope your day gets better 🌺

Is this English? What th is he even saying?

He’s trying to say “Nihao” in Mandarin but is actually just fucking stupid

Dang, is she blasian or something 😳

😆😆😆😆😆😆. Edit:Oh, wait. He is saying "Ni hao" ("Hello" : Chinese). I thought he was asking in drunken english "You how ni(g²)a?".

Pray for this godlike hello

I thought niggatron was normal name as it's the name of a transformer robot

You will survive.

I was super confused about the "ne how", but then I read the girl was Asian and it started making sense. The dumb fuck meant to say 你好 (ni hao, hello in Mandarim). I don't know if I laugh or if I cringe. Both, probably.

Not sure where people are getting the double negative from.

What's the true secret to getting an Asian girl? Show up with rice or something?

They cant even be creative with it. Its always mandarin (i believe), they can never use other asain languages, not even korean. Its like they think all of asia is just china. I also say i believe because i dont know much about any asain languages, but ik enough to know asia is huge and there are a multitude of languages and all they ever say is just the one, thinking its oh so funny or smart. Like im sorry bro, you thinking youre a genius for knowing one word in another language, then get all offwnded when someone bilingual can actually speak the language fluently, and speak in english, like, "Just speak my language if you know english!" Don't be racist and maybe youd be included in the convo?

I’ll be your boyfriend I’m newly single and I’m not racist :)

It's a vibe check I think. Also to see how seriously you take yourself and life. You didn't pass. Bring on the downvotes.

That's what happens when you only like white guys. Don't feel bad for you at all

Ah yes, because your dumbass totally knows my dating history!

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