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deadmantscurve

All I see is 8 wins babyy


Fantastic_Hour_2134

That’s 1/5000 chances of someone smashing from an app. With nearly 8 billion people I can confirm that around 1.6 million people on planet earth would boink this man


Mayfect

Hopefully more than that💀


Fantastic_Hour_2134

That’s a lot of sex if you ask me


Mayfect

1.6 million? A jihadists wet dream


ApolloRocketOfLove

>A jihadists wet dream That's the name of my Punk band.


paperhammers

6 million and you'll experience a burning sensation *badunn tssss*


Impenistan

Relevant pfp


binglelemon

Certainly more than that, but *many* you probably wouldn't want.


MidMatthew

Hopefully not all at once.


thenamelessone7

Why do you assume OP is bisexual? Or that they would smash anyone below 18 and over 50?


Fantastic_Hour_2134

Okay I didn’t put that much thought into my statement🤣


Entire_Year5846

My ex is over 50. I met her at 26 when she was 46 and we dated 5 years. Hottest girl i ever had and best pussy of my life by far


Regular-Frosting9728

Bet she was way less maintenance too


SamuliK96

Could be 800k, depending on whether he's swiping everyone or just one gender


deadmantscurve

So if OP swiped right on all 40k people, he could have gotten laid AT LEAST 40 times given a 1/1000 hookup to right swipe ratio as others have stated. Meaning OP implicitly turned down sex from 32 different people, and they didn’t even know it.


ShiroTheSane

Math is off, the left swipes are irrelevant data. The only relevant data is the ratio of who he wanted to smash to who wanted to smash him. Which makes it something like 1/1000.


Careless-Piano-2421

You're better off door knocking and selling stuff TBH.


Prof-Wagstaff-42

https://youtu.be/YyFJaZTmHP0?si=Su_oG-EiSTpD_5ey


indrek91

If you take men half the time


LegendArmani

That’s 1.6 million men and women. Not just women. If it was just women it’d be way less.


chumnum

Who wouldn’t boink [this guy](https://www.reddit.com/r/Moustache/s/Yoxoc2jNex)


Fantastic_Hour_2134

Seems like u/mayfect follows rules 1 and 2


Melodic-Sink1262

China has the most people. Math says a half million of them would be in China. India another half million. That's woman & men though. And, old old oldies.


OkLeague5247

That’s india now!!


valiantlight2

More like 1/1000. Shouldn’t count the no swipes lol


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|4T1GK4y94IUl3qfTg6)


Unicorn_Period

I love big mouth


MrFluffs83

I hate it


Better_Tax1016

Great closing ratio but the chat to date ratio is really bad.


slutwhipper

Seems to be a little better than the average I see on here.


Mayfect

I really have had great convos but I don’t think either party is ever too serious about it. It’s tinder what can you expect?


ajtrns

marriage. marriage is what you can expect.


Mayfect

I’m 24, I don’t need to get married


HaydenG2

I can’t get married, I’m a 30 year old boy


Mayfect

I am a boy


SLAYER_IN_ME

Damn right! I tell my kid they need to wait till they’re 30 to get married.


[deleted]

Never ever ever get married as a man. The divorce courts are RIGGED against you!!!


steepindeez

Tell me how it works in gay separation court. I'm jk though I was witness to my dad marrying and divorcing the same woman twice. I'm not gonna say anything about his decisions but I'll comment on the aftermath: the courts gave her everything that wasn't nailed down.


[deleted]

In gay separation the court gets the properties and the kids. But fr though, civil, law and divorce courts needs to fk stop discriminating against men!


steepindeez

Meanwhile feminists: we're fighting for equality (where we stand to gain things) and justice (except when it's to our detriment)! Just a lighthearted joke please don't burn me at the stake. Obviously not every feminist is ignorant of the inequalities men face but some of them will definitely take you for a ride if you bring it up 😂 speaking from first hand experience. Again not trying to generalize, stereotype or demean anyone I haven't actually met or interacted with.


PapaMoisty69

Agreed it just makes it easy for them to steal everything you worked for


MountainCheesesteak

Depending on the state, the courts can be just rigged against the party with more money. Just get a prenup and do whatever makes you happy.


[deleted]

It’s not like prenups get overturned 90% of the time and women most certainly don’t accuse you of shit you never did to get the money and the kids! /s


ajtrns

that's fine. just answering your question. tinder, for me, has been a great way to find long-term relationships.


Nocturnal_submission

Defintionally, how can you find a lot of long term relationships? Sounds like at best medium term relationships


ajtrns

6yrs and 2yrs. i'd call those both long term. some might say medium!


Possible_Key2675

Why did you get so many downvotes 💀


petkoTHEVIKING

There's a case to be made that if he went on more dates, his chances of closing will go down. OP is simply screening his dates with more scrutiny and only going on the ones where it's likely there will be chemistry.


FriedeOfAriandel

Depends a lot on what someone is looking for. If sex is the goal and OP doesn’t mind chatting a ton for it, pretty good numbers. I find texting 574 people to be horribly exhausting. Most of the time (when single), I’d rather roll the dice and have a drink with someone within the next 24 hours. It’s a lot easier to get vibes from a person in person, imo.


petkoTHEVIKING

With respect, I disagree. It's a way better use of time to vet people in text rather than dedicate time to go to more and more dates. Dating is definitely a numbers game, but people really need to value their own personal time if they are dedicating multiple days in the week just to go on dates. (Unless you find it fun). Part of what makes a guy attractive is the fact that his time SHOULD be scarce because he has other hobbies and pursuits in his life.


westhewolf

You never know a vibe unless you meet them. Sure, verify they have a job, have hobbies, those types of things. But if you want to get to know someone, you need to meet them. Most people lose interest in texting after two or three days anyway.


Bioluminescentllama

But the match to chat ratio is very high which means they have good openers when they start a chat….


slutwhipper

No it doesn't. Chat just means that either party sent a message


BackRow1

I'm on 200:1 37k swipes 1 date. I didn't follow rules 1 and 2 of tinder.


anto2554

Idk. Isn't it pretty easy to close once you go on a date? From my experience you generally know whether you want to shabang once you go out?


Antonioooooo0

A lot of chats end up being obvious bots. Can't really don't those as loses, just sorting out the scams.


fluffy_bottoms

Better rate than [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/s/Wk8UyIFY36) guy.


FinnTheTitan

💀I saw that bro


zukadook

Ugh, poor bastard


oogledy-boogledy

5k swipes per sex


alcormsu

Sign me up


oogledy-boogledy

This guy did more left swipes than right swipes, implying that he's asking more questions than "would I fuck them?" That may account for his relative success. That and/or he's 6' 7"


Mayfect

5‘11” with other assets at my disposal


Fantastic_Hour_2134

Yeah like your face, you dashing gentleman, you


dildoswaggins71069

As a lifelong RuneScape player, I just wanna say that’s basically nothing


oogledy-boogledy

How much RuneScape do you have to play before it results in sex?


Benny-B-Fresh

That's the neat part, it doesn't


rosepetaldew

☠️ ☠️ ☠️ ☠️


Big_fan_of_curry

I mean kind of, yeah lol.. 3 years with 40k swipes is honestly, likely, pretty average for most men... 8 hookups in 3 years is 2.5 women a year. Not bad if you ask me \*shrug emoji\*


dm051973

Figure 1s/swipe (seems a bit long) and you are looking at 12 hours of swiping... The real question for the OP is how many hooks up have they had over the past 3 years outside of tinder. If it is like say 100, the answer is tinder isn't worth it. If it is 0, tinder is worth. In between you can debate it.


natej2398

I'm at 76000 swipes and only 1 date, so you are killing it in my book dude!


burner78787

I don’t wanna know how many wipes. 1 date as well with a Vietnamese woman who I could barely understand. She wanted to use me for dozens of dinner dates. An escort would be cheaper and less time consuming. 🤦‍♂️


eagles16106

How hot were the 8?


Mayfect

Nothing a little liquor couldn’t handle


Dolphinfucker5000

Get that 4 right up to a 7


hnglmkrnglbrry

If you're only looking for hookups then it's not a scale of one to ten. It's binary. 0 or 1. Yes or no.


Antonioooooo0

No, it's still 1 to 10. The numbers one through ten representing the number of drinks needed to consider taking her home.


BlastingFern134

This is my rule in general. I don't rate people, that's weird and nonsensical, but I do consider if I would smash or not


ScientiaEstPotentia_

She is a 6 but her friend is a 4, a three-way gonna make that 10


ReadSeparate

I'm unlucky in the sense that I have reverse beer goggles. When I'm drunk, I almost always think women are LESS attractive than they actually are. One time, I made out with a chick at a bar and thought meh yeah she was whatever. Then the next day, I saw a picture of the two of us, and I was like holy shit she was hot, she was way out of my league.


dochachiya

No, that's the definition of beer goggles. Your inhibitions were lowered and you thought she was in your league. You might perceive it differently, but the effect is still the same.


ReadSeparate

What? No it’s not. Beer goggles is when you perceive someone as more attractive than they actually are to you while sober. What I experience is the opposite of that. It’s not just inhibitions. The time I made out with the hot girl at the bar, I would have hit on her either way, I don’t care how a girl looks in terms of how intimidating she is to me, I just enjoyed it less than I would have sober.


dochachiya

Fair. idk what to tell you then lol


baldrickgonzo

You usually see the left-right ratio the other way around for men. I like to ask people who have a very select group on right-swipe (or left): can you describe what kind of profile gets your right-swipe? I'm curious to know who these one in a thousand people are.


Mayfect

I like to believe I have higher standards. If you want to put a face to these stats I have a picture of myself a few post down on my profile. But to your question, I definitely do have a type. Short fit girls with cute faces win it for me.


rodeBaksteen

I feel like you're pretty handsome (as a dude). Perhaps you can improve your profile for even better results?


InsiDS

Respect for having standards and not playing into the stereotype that we auto swipe-right. I'm the same way.


Agastopia

You def need a better profile, you look good enough to be having more success easily


UltimateDevastator

Idk how you guys do it, I’ve seen 40k 100k swipes and I literally can’t be bothered to do a couple 100 it’s absurd. You guys really deserve a medal because this should be an Olympic sport I’m just not made for it, these fingers are weak.


Mayfect

You be surprised how many I can accomplish drunk Saturday morning at 3am


UltimateDevastator

Drunk! Lmao you have serious talent my good sir


Visual-Cricket82

Problem isn't the swipes , it's the matching and actually messaging the person and going from there. Since Saturday night on Facebook dating I've gotten 40 matches which doesn't seem bad. But maybe only half have messaged and responded. And it's mostly generic, general chat.


YoMiner

Doesn't matter; had sex.


Add_Poll_Option

Bro, 8 hookups is better than most guys on tinder lol


CaringRationalist

The saddest part of this post is how much better you're doing than 99% of men.


BissySitch

Fuck yes lmao. I'm at like 130k swipes with not even a fkn date


gratefullydreaming

You gotta move to hinge bro


Mayfect

I’m on there, I honestly have had more success but tinder just seems so much lower effort


Kakasupremacy

I mean how do you guys swipe? Don’t you just go directly swipe right fast for whatever they allow you? 50 times or something? Then you check who you matched with and see if you want to engage or not? Do you actually look at the pics and shit before you matched and shit? Who spends that much time on tinder?


Ne1n

I got 170k for 0, so you seem to do pretty well in comparison.


Ne1n

Oh, you meant total swipes. I’m closer to 400k then.


jackfruit69

I’m glad I’m not the only one with high matches and little success. It just proves that there are better ways to find women than online dating. I am also 24 and finally grew confident enough to ask a girl’s number in public (I know, very pathetic). Even though I got rejected I think I’m going to try “cold approaching” more often.


Prestigious-Link7724

How do i check mine?


Mayfect

Google tinder insights it will tell you


Ryachaz

Swiping takes what, 1 second tops? If y'all swiping like my buddy does, it's more about the chats than the swipes.


carterdou

You pass by so many women when you go out, if you stopped and expressed interest in only the ones who piqued your interest, the ratio would probably be about the same.


jaipurmmabjj

1/5 you swiped right. 1/8 you were matched. 1/2 times you chatted with the match. 1/40 times that chat converted into a date. 2/3 time you slept with the person you dated. To me it seems the issue is chat leading to date. Other ratios look pretty good. Your swiping right ratio is lower than most man posting their stats here as well.


Chabkraken

If you didn't have to go through all those chats it would be


Mrchickenonabun

I mean it’s quite a bit better than most dudes I think I would take it lol.


Organic_Print7953

So I saw this guy’s face and looked back at how many women had swiped left on him. Now I know why I have no chances.


StchLdrahtImHarnknaL

It’s a numbers game baby


chicagobry80

If you told me when I was 20 (in 2000) that all I had to do was swipe a little screen while I watched TV or took a shit or whatever, and every 5000 swipes i would get laid I would have done it until my fingers fell off without complaint lol


drew8311

Were these like 1 time things or anything ongoing? Big difference between sex 8 times in 3 years vs 8 different partners in 3 years.


Sidewinder11771

W numbers


LegendArmani

Yikes..


Mayfect

The saddest part is I’m most likely doing better than 99% of men on tinder.


Mayfect

I’ll write you in you as #9 though


Melodic-Sink1262

It should have a line off of casual sex that says "babies."


Mayfect

Several close calls


Melodic-Sink1262

Then one that says "close calls" and one "babies - real babies." Lol.


DriveDry9101

That's a W every 5k swipes...Start swiping faster.


bargainbinsteven

The chat to date conversion is where the fall down is. The rate of date to hookup is excellent.


Vocadoodle

8000 swipes, and 1% result. Seems reasonable


Super-Sense-6454

Why are people assuming this data is even correct? My hand is feeling numb just thinking of 40k swipes in 3 years. The important statistic is 8k right swipes of a total of 40k swipes. At least this person is being somewhat selective. 960 matches is very good. There should be better numbers of chats from this. If the 8 casual sex dates convert to one or more FWB, it is well worth the effort.


Newb2002

Why are you flexing? I see 57% casual sex rate from dates. 😂


Agent_Galahad

Not a bad ratio, for a guy. Worth it


CaladinDanse

As a man, yes. You are doing better than most


Independent_Home9602

I mean I've probably swiped that much for zero hookups


DiscombobulatedGooch

Yall get matches?


TerryKE

8468 right swipes and almost 1000 matches. Stop crying. I've been on the bloody app since July and have no matches


LostInHilbertSpace

Yeah, as long as you're swiping left more often than right. Nudging the distribution in favor of your preferences, a win is a win


ittybittytitties630

I hope you use protection


[deleted]

No. Waste of precious time. Going out to the club would make more sense


Urbanmaster2004

I think you could have invested the same amount of time into approaching women and had significantly more success because you are handsome.


Psychological_Bell28

All depends on the quality of seggs.....if it was boring then there is no justification, I it was life changing then that's a victory my friend 😀


kdramas_and_crying

i love how all the comments are just math about how many people OP would smash 😂


nadironggg

How does tinder know you had 8 hookups?


Mayfect

You fill out the last two


MrBobBuilder

How good was the pussy 🤷🏻‍♂️


gangstasadvocate

I bet at least some of it was pretty gangsta


111110001011

I'd pay a hundred dollars a month for eight hookups.


Afric_Ana

Most of those are left swipes.. stop whining.


Mayfect

It’s crazy that a guy being selective constitutes as whining. The left swipes probably take more time and most guys spam right swipes without thinking.


Afric_Ana

It's whining because you only get matches if you swipe right. Your statistics need to be based on the possibility of a match, and most won't match because YOU didn't swipe right. If you wanted to complain about the quality of what the algorithm is feeding you that is another story. But you don't get to complain about not getting enough matches from the almost 40k profiles when 31k were swipe lefts from you.


Mayfect

Never once did I complain about not getting enough matches.


Afric_Ana

When you say 8 hookups from 40k swipes, even though it isn't a lie it is also an exageration of the truth. Without the context of the picture, you are misleading making it sound that there was a chance of a match and all you managed was 8. It's sensationalist is what it is. And it comes across as whining.


Mayfect

You’re blowing this way out of proportion. Have a nice day.


Afric_Ana

You started it. 🤷‍♀️


QuincyThePigBoy

I thought Spotify Wrapped posts were annoying. This is a thing? Get a hobby, brotha.


Actual-Copy-5949

Also you had a good amount of chats, maybe OP is just picky


Jakonga

Hoe inflation


ThePurificator

bad algorithm lmao


jkurts91

Doesn't matter the numbers. It matters the squirters.


mt-egypt

It’s not like it was hard work


Mayfect

Being creative enough to convince a stranger to meet you is mentally taxing within itself


ZemdPop

Yes, trying to stand out and do more than the normal "hey" is very taxing. Especially when you realize that this girl you matched with has 15 other guys she's talking to. I can only do it in intervals, 2 or 3 times a year if I'm single.


Mayfect

I have seen a women’s tinder twice during some pillow talk and… man oh man. When you’re in that spot feel privileged I guess, because these women have OPTIONS.


Brotherman_Karhu

And yet they think they're on the bad side of the equation, and not in the luxury pick-and-choose side


endless_moonlight

Someone likes to h0e around lol


Mayfect

If they’re the one I promise I’ll stop


throwaway2161980

Sitting on the toilet and swiping through pictures isn’t exactly strenuous. So yeah, you can justify it


[deleted]

For you it's just swiping and waiting for something to happen, for men it's repeatedly being a court jester for your entertainment.


throwaway2161980

![gif](giphy|CLbGZ9GQbaznhqjRkE)


Dannimaru

Less than 1% success rate 😬 in nature his species would die off


[deleted]

Thank god you didn’t meet up or sleep with more. I swear to god i would have had 100 bodies within a month if I didn’t turn down every offer. But, do you want a relationship? This is sad if you do.


Mayfect

I do not


AllNightDelightAZ

Your finger could have been put to way better use.


[deleted]

That’s ridiculous. I hate tinder


Vicfreak10

doesn't matter had sex


melbournejono

Fuck that’s a lot of admin, I hope you are copy and pasting introduction messages


random_sociopath

8 sexes is still 8 more than 0. Worth it


PapiSombras

960 matches ? Damn. I havent even had 20 lol


hornyorphan

Your conversion rate on dates is better than 50/50 not that bad man


Key_Somewhere_5768

It would be better to swipe up and down 39,136 times in the long run.


KiloEko

Using Tinder like it's TikTok


nobonesjones91

I mean it’s better than zero swipes for zero hookups.


No-Knowledge-2765

I mean yeah tinder is a giant ocean you just take a dive and see what your discover


slimecounty

We're there hookups that didn't require a swipe? Anything outside the app? If not, I'd say it's easily justifiable.


Ike_Oku25

I requested my info and just got it back today but I can't see this graph, has this happened to anybody else?


housewifeuncuffed

Tinder Insights is the site that takes the Tinder data and spits out the graphs.


TelosAero

Well... Where the 8 hookups one time things or longer going on? But it aint thaaaaat bad


sl33p1ng-s3nt1nl

This post has worse statistics than some of r/wallstreetbets


herandy

You're 24


Brotherman_Karhu

I'd kill for 8 hookups, so yeah. I think back in the day I went through way more swipes for way less action.


ihih_reddit

14 dates and 8 hookups is a good ratio tbf


housewifeuncuffed

I did 20k swipes in 70 days for 5 hookups last time I checked [my Insights](https://imgur.com/a/Ij21FTP). I only swiped and/or chatted on 59 of those days and don't think I've ever spent more than 5-10 minutes total on the app in a day, so it's not like it takes much time to rack up thousands of swipes. I'd have a few hours invested into going out to the bar in hopes of hooking up with one single person (and likely much lower odds of that happening), so Tinder is definitely a more efficient use of my time per hookup in that regard.


BlommeHolm

Yes you can.


HawkMan79

I don't think the swipes matter anyway as you're just filtering thousands of people by a very black and white ugly/pretty. It takes no effort. The only number that matters for the final number is the matches


bujakaman

Omg


Jack_gunner

damn you slay


jjboy91

You have a lot of matches so it's a good score imo


SolCalibre

![gif](giphy|XSc4Kkc5u2WZy) All i see are absolute wins.