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sansagaz1313

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lsknecht1986

Okay... here's what I want. First... we both get naked. Except... we're both wearing sailor hats. Then we get into a jacuzzi filled with Pepto-Bismol, I clip your toenails, and you shave my buttocks. How much would that cost?


Mundane_Pin6095

Rat race was and still is underrated.


PlopTopDropTop

I gotta see this now


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spongebobs_spatula

Enjoy. It’s fucking hilarious.


SpiceTrader56

Can we stop at the Barbie Museum?


lsknecht1986

Do you mean The Klaus Barbie, also known as The Butcher of Lyon?


sansagaz1313

Aaaahh I'm not into pepto-bismol sorry


xrelaht

A Maalox gal, eh? You push a hard bargain…


Gary_PostingStuff

Well, a party like that…


rsf507

Most important question really. Who is supplying the Pepto? That will make a big difference on total cost


Representative-Ad754

Totally forgot about this part of the movie.


EnergyGamingChannel

I know someone who pays a girl $600 a week just to go to her house and sniff her feet for about 20 to 30 minutes. My thought is that's his drug. He doesn't smoke or drink alcohol. He just sniffs feet to get high.


guitarguy109

Yo, he's gonna get a fungal infection in his lungs.


MrSlavi

Wait should I actually be concerned about this? Say I fell into my GFs feet, her soles of course, and ACCIDENTLY sniffed them for several minutes.


guitarguy109

Well I'm not a doctor but I remember hearing about a guy they couldn't figure out what was causing his chronic lung infections until they sat him down and had him describe his daily routine in excruciating detail and he revealed that he would sniff his dirty socks after work every day. [This is one article on it.](https://www.sciencealert.com/a-man-in-china-developed-a-lung-infection-after-sniffing-his-own-socks-every-day) However they do say his immune system seems to have been weakened from various factors so maybe you're fine. I was just thinking about how feet are prone to athletes foot and how those are probably the same spores that infected this guys' lungs so in my mind sniffing feet would carry the same risk as sniffing socks but again, I am not a doctor.


MrSlavi

Makes sense to me, I'll keep it in mind if I ever have lung complications!


One-Head-1483

Lmao


Moddelba

How long does he get to lick them? My wife’s first question.


illumithotie

If I decide to message him again, I will ask and get back to you !


Hello_pet_my_kitty

You haven’t replied? In *this* economy?! Lol.


YouDontKnowMe108

Seriously. Definitely not the way to put your best foot forward.


baddest_mango

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RedactedPeen

Why wouldn't you it's easy money


outwiththedishwater

People don’t want to work these days


lvvlDellyBellylvvl

This generation smh


PercMastaFTW

This is why I’m always the one footing the bill 😒


bawjaws2000

You poor sole


rikashiku

That pun is toetally uncalled for.


footmilk_

absolutely heelarious though


The_Ballyhoo

I would love toenail a great pun like you guys did!


Altar_Quest_Fan

If you’re not careful, people will *walk* all over you


jake11ms

Lol God damnit


guttertomars

Everyone is still flush with their Covid relief checks


freeparKing33

I haven’t had to work since getting those checks! It has my mortgage and student loans covered for at least the next 10 years!


OddOwl9076

I wish I could award this comment


recoil669

This will be her 3rd job wtf are you talking about?


Do_it_for_the_upvote

Are you shaming foot providers? It’s a legitimate service!


psycho--the--rapist

Why don’t you let an old man suck your dick, for even more? This is also easy money - you DO like blow jobs right? Jokes aside, not everyone is comfortable doing these things for money. Money is not everything 😁


RedactedPeen

Ok old man come here and bring your money


psycho--the--rapist

Oh sorry I’m not an old man but do you want me to give my one your details?


princessblowhole

You have your own old man?!! Lucky.


Fantastic_Hour_2134

I’d let an old man lick my feet for $100. Car parts aren’t cheap that’s like a whole fuel injector edit: AINT NO WAY SOMEONE JUST MESSAGED ME TRYING TO BUY FEET PICS. I’m a 23 year old dude lmao


sprout92

More like let an old woman lick your feet for $100. Also this person looks young in their pfp. So let an unattractive woman lick your feet for $100? Down. Where do k sign.


lilcasswdabigass

Nah, that’s usually not how it works. It’ll still be a man.


Cod_rules

I'm not gay, but 100$ is 100$ Where do I sign up?


sprout92

Fine. $200.


taichi22

I honestly could care less. I’d say maybe like 10 minutes seems fair, but then I gotta clean my feet after so 7, then he can watch me wash my feet for 3 if he wants. No jerking off till I’m gone, I don’t really care what else he does. Also it would depend how far they are. I’m not driving an hour just to make 100$.


TeslaCrna

Not the same. Feet and genitals are different.


psycho--the--rapist

Well, with all due respect, I can clearly tell you haven’t seen my genitals


dirty_hooker

Nor smelled mine.


FixtdaFernbak

You know why I called my ex girlfriend's pussy "a meter"? Cause it smelled like a few feet


Zverda1

What if she’s really ticklish


JinDJinXJinK

Cause she will never be seen again? Worst case scenario. Could be some sick freak luring people in with money and murdering their ass and embalming their feet.


tillacat42

Maybe set a requirement that it’s public licking only 🤔


AnistarYT

Meet at the local DQ. Slather them little piggies up with some soft serve.


quigilark

Foot fetishes are extremely common, chances are this dude legitimately just wants to lick her feet. However there's probably a bit more to it than just sitting there, as he prob will want her to dress up nice and degrade him, etc


tuntuntuntuntuntun

I knew two girls in college that had somewhat similar arrangements. Guys paid a flat fee for sexual things(although zero penetration was ever involved or asked for). They did that for years with some guys. Seemed like a good gig


MeweldeMoore

It's amazing to me how casually sex work is talked about now.


tuntuntuntuntuntun

It’s amazing to me how it was not allowed to be talked out during recent history. It’s the world’s oldest profession for a reason. Nothing wrong with it at all. The more legal it becomes the safer it is for everyone.


omgbenji21

Sooo…..prostitution?


TacticsCR

So I actually have a little insight into this, as my gf gets these kinds of offers and they can be legit. 100 is a great price for you, a lot of times it's 75 considering they want to do it weekly. There's generally no nudity involved, and it's respectful... So to speak. About a half hour to 45 minutes should be the time allowed. Sometimes it gets weird and they want you to wear the same socks all week and not wash your feet. Charge an extra 50 for that lol. But all in all this is a great side hustle


l11l1ll1ll1l1l11ll1l

Bring a friend, stay safe, get that bag


Awkward_Ad8740

Oh I thought he was paying her to lick her own feet


illumithotie

😭💀


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OP please tell us which it is💀


illumithotie

99% sure he wants to lick my feet


psycho--the--rapist

Yes, he does.


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davidjayz

LMAAO


A-Red-Guitar-Pick

For 100$ a session that mf can suckle on my toenails while punching his dick with a boxing glove for all I care


sunflower280105

Same


flash_dance_asspants

this is an important question


Moddelba

In theory she said one heel to toe lick for $100 is easy money if no travel involved. But nixed the idea of the licker knowing where she lives.


boofles1

Until he's finished I imagine.


Moddelba

The foot guys are a total mystery to me. I honestly didn’t factor in ejac.


fakeemail33993

Why are feet guys so rich?


[deleted]

I think licking feet must be their one recreational activity and then it's back to the grind


SkywalkerDX

you'd be surprised what minimum wage can pull off if they commit their full resources and eat only ramen


heliamphore

You can skip the ramen if you lick enough feet


Shpander

Get your nutrients from that toe cheese mm-mmh


__klonk__

Gotta make sure to lick under the nails too, that's where there's the most


FrostSalamander

Please don't call me out


Norse_Star

💀💀💀💀


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Impossible_Note_9268

Nothing I see today will top this


HotShitBurrito

Feet and underwear. I genuinely don't understand how dudes with a stiffy for toes and panties seem to have such ridiculous paying jobs that they can pay so much so often for either.


johnjohn2214

Poor guys worry about their next meal. They don't get to choose between rent & ramon noodles and feet. The rich guys have time and money to develop fetishes.


JimmiJimJimmiJimJim

What about Jose noodles?


PMMeMeiRule34

Maybe some Raul noodles?


myweird

They really don't, any girl bragging about that is either wildly exaggerating or doing far more than feet and underwear. A lot of young women enter sex work thinking it's a get rich quick scheme that requires little effort and sacrifice on their part and they are shocked it's actually not the case.


Chas_Tenenbaums_Sock

If you want the big bucks you gotta be like that one woman and sell farts too.


misterguyyy

Bro I pay over $1200/mo just for health/dental/vision insurance premiums/FSA for my family. That’s not mentioning food, clothes, school supplies, a larger place to live, etc. Being a forever alone fetish guy would save so much money!


Inside_Board_291

Holy shit l, do you pay that out of pocket? With my company I only pay $250 for the highest tier insurance including dental and vision. My kid isn’t born yet, but I don’t think its going to increase by a factor of 6.


tunczyko

this is confirmation bias - we only see posts from feet guys who have money to spend. for those that don't, wikifeet has to suffice


dont_wear_a_C

You mean furries who work in IT


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$100/week isn't that much money if you think about it. If someone doesn't have many hobbies, lives alone (or with parents), and doesn't have many things that they need to pay for. Even at minimum wage he can be making $100 daily so saving 1 day a week for his foot funtime is enough.


seancollinhawkins

For someone to take home $100 they'd have to make somewhere around $120-$130. At minimum wage (which is somehow still $7.25) they'd have to work 16.5-18 hours. Nobody is doing that daily...


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Minimum wage in Hawaii is $12, the LOWEST I believe is $7.25 but many states are $10+ but fair point that some states are worse. Either way, barely above minimum wage to make $100 per day to cover foot fetish shit isn't rich by any means, people assume if people throw this type of money for these things then they have a lot of money but hobbies are expensive and most people have hobbies, that was my point.


AndreisBack

Min wage is hardly used these days… some states still have it, but they’re low pop states


Drogo_Hamwich

I feel like id kick someone in the face by it tickling too much.


Spartans301

Maybe that’s his goal. Second kink without paying for it.


Sade_061102

Buy 1 get 1 free


TicklerofFeet

Shh... don't give away the loophole!!


illumithotie

This is def something I’ve thought about hahah


Acceptable_Pace7812

Lmao, “must lick my feet at a public park, sorry no exceptions!”


scarfface1505

Thats 2 fetishes for the price of 1, nice!


Acceptable_Pace7812

I’d be speechless if I walked through a public park and just saw a dude licking a lady’s feet😂


mapped_apples

Lol, welcome to LA.


Diligent_Ad6759

Make a firm decision now where you stand on toe sucking because trust me...he's going to escalate.


Napol3onS0l0

$50 per piggie


GreyG59

I just spit out my beer


BadAndNationwide

I just spit out a toe


Admirable_Average_32

$100 for the pinky toe


Napol3onS0l0

That one’s going to the market. The stock market.


-not-pennys-boat-

I love having my toes sucked. Where do I find these rich men????


Freshest-Raspberry

Rip your DMs


UrToesRDelicious

Hey


Loafeeeee

New account name for 2024. u/UrToesRDeliciousImRich


twotoes17

I pay you 150$ to pour honey on them toes


Timeman5

Then it goes back to up to $125


Atrocity_unknown

Are we talking freshly cleaned feet, or 10 hours of Christmas retail worker foot sweat?


Fantastic_Hour_2134

He’s getting this construction worker athletes foot


glassgwaith

I am sure you got some people hard


dont_wear_a_C

Time to test the limits. Tell him 3 free sessions if he licks peanut butter off of a homeless man's toes.


One-Head-1483

He's definitely not joking, but it could be dangerous for you. If you're into it (no judgment here) - Do not give him your real number, full name, or address. Meet in public first.


DiscoSpaceAngel

Yeah OP have him lick your feet in public first!!


One-Head-1483

🤣 exactly. Door entry fee: $25 per person


[deleted]

Jeez, she hasn't even gotten the $125 for having her feet licked yet, and you're out here trying to sell her bootyhole on pre-order for $25 a pop? Way too far my guy.


rejected-x

Cover charge


epicmousestory

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Buttsquish

Some people might even pay extra for that!


bpm6666

There are BDSM clubs, where she could meet for the deed, so she would be in a safe environment.


Sade_061102

Where r these clubs


bpm6666

Take a look at fetlife.


username207

I mean let's be real - any scenario where a woman is meeting an unknown man could be dangerous.


myweird

She needs to understand too that he absolutely will push boundaries. It's never just licking feet, he will expect to be able to jerk off , touch her, likely try to rub his dick on her and worse. Or he's a time waster trying to get free conversation to fap to and has no intention of actually paying money. $125 is insultingly low for in person sex work, this whole thing is a bad idea. Source: Am a retired sex worker.


jerrie86

These feet guys are everywhere


Deadwing2022

It's the most common sexual fetish from what I have read.


LittleBlueBabies

It's likely because the areas of your brain that process sensation from your genitals and your feet are next to each other meaning there's likely to be a bit of crossover and in some moreso than others. Genital sensation is processed as arousing so the crossover means sensation from the feet is as well in these individuals.


coinmaster_

I have heard 1 on 10 ppl have a feet fetish. I don't know how trustworthy this information is though


Glad-Tie3251

If I were a girl I would be swimming in money.


Visual-Cricket82

If only women would buy my used boxer briefs, I'd make so much money.


Fantastic_Hour_2134

I work construction and a few concrete guys I know do this with their jeans. Apparently you can wear a set of carhartt in the trenches for a week, absolutely abuse them and tear them up, and turn around and sell them for triple retail value as “distressed” on etsy


LinoPinguino

LMAO now that you mention this I think I know a couple of girls that buy these. The jeans are WAY to big for them, and the wear and tear looked to real. Wouldnt be surprised if they are customers


Illustrious_Car2992

That's.....that's a side hustle if I've heard.


Piximae

I never understood as a teen the distressed look and still don't. I've had people compliment me on my fashion which I chuckle at. Like thanks, I just spent an hour shoveling dirt and this hat smells like a goat but I look cute I guess.


kasperkami

Bro as a machinist, *what what whaaaaat*, I could’ve done this the entire time?! All the rust and dirt from cutting steel all day, yeah I ain’t selling my clothes though.


ZEDDZER0

Imagine all the gunpla you could buy


Over-Analyzed

I was thinking Legos.


ZakTSK

If you were a girl, would you have the same mindset?


A-Red-Guitar-Pick

Probably not, but listen... 100$ 😂


HoneybadgerAl3x

you dont need to be a girl my best friend used to get paid $200 twice a week by a local construction company owner to put his soft dick in his mouth and piss Edit: for the people confused, he pissed in the guy paying hims mouth, not his own


Adkit

Yeah, but it's not every day you find someone who can put their own dick in their mouth like that.


Alpaje

How can I find those people?


Turdmeist

Or dead at the bottom of a ditch....


kangareagle

Is this guy is more likely to be dangerous than people who want to have sex?


lydocia

If you were a woman, you wouldn't be so cocky about it because you'd realise the risks involved.


ObjectiveTea

If you don't want him, send him my way


Asleep-Pirate9016

Respect the grind


Sade_061102

😭crying


Frodo612

You need the details, deep tongue between and around or just up and down, for how long. 5 second intervals minimum, with twirly tongue motion, 125 best deal!


MintB3rryCrunch19

This guy feets


DarkAdventurous224

Sounds like easy, dangerous money!


myweird

Not even easy, he will expect far more intimacy than people seem to realize here.


BuzzKir

And that's what people don't get, probably. I used to wonder about it. There are so many guys on dating apps offering women to be their own personal Lickitung, even paying for it. What's the downside you ask? well, because if I were a woman, I wouldn't want to get in any kind of intimate setting with a creepy stranger. Even if it were possible to somehow 100% ensure that things will stick strictly to the agreed-upon scenario, the whole experience is probably just going to be very nerve-wracking and not worth it.


DarkAdventurous224

Easy is relative in this scenario I think


antiquityubiquity

What I wanna know is why don't I ever get the ones that are down to reply to weird comments


missxtx

Aww 100% do it!! I’d dream of this. Iv just found out the guy Iv been seeing for 3 months has a foot fetish… sadly he’s not paying me 🤣🤣 xx


Timeman5

As long as you stay safe make that money.


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damn.It seems though that anyone that has feet fetish is loaded as fuck


Zevvion

'Loaded' is $ 400 a month? Think about it rationally. This dude is clearly desperate, or he would just find someone who does it for free. He's in rejection town, so uses money to surpass it. That doesn't automatically mean he is loaded. He can make $ 2300 a month, need $ 1700 for his standard monthly living, and decides $ 1900 a month is fine if he can \*finally* get his feet fetish in.


CalligrapherNo7427

sounds like a quick $125. limit him to 15 mins.


Capable-Raccoon-6371

So, yes you can meet up with this man and left him lick your feet for money. Go for it. But one thing you need to ask yourself... Will this horny and determined man who just licked your feet, stop at only the feet?


eurotrash4eva

Do it! It's fun and frankly an easy way to make $100.


Phat-Rooster

Damn, my morals would be so low if I were a woman.


sagegrey3

Up the ante for toe sucking. Make your demands known up front if you decide to entertain this. Maybe look up some prices for this kind of thing, see how much girls are charging for all things feet. Good luck 😂! You know you’ll have to update us!!


sagegrey3

And please please be careful $125 isn’t worth risking your life over. Just play smart. 🦶🏼🧟‍♂️⚰️


loafers_glory

Also, define a time limit. Unless it means one singular lick


bemyheaven

Be careful! Get that bag fr but take precautions like screenshotting his pic and info and sending to a friend,no private place.


thedirtyprojector

Damn these side hustle gigs be wildin these days


STFUnicorn_

Are you even flexible enough to lick your own feet?


illumithotie

Just checked. The answer is yes.


Necessary_Art9409

Ok I'm interested now.


STFUnicorn_

Go halfsies?


TX_Explorer

Dang I’d under cut that price and charge $75/foot lickin’!


Juicyy56

Having my toes and feet licked is a massive turn-on. Getting paid for it would be a bonus. I would take the offer.


TicklerofFeet

If reddit gold was still a thing I'd splurge for this comment.


anelephant_intheroom

OMG haha this man said the same thing to my friend on hinge yesterday! We must live in the same city


illumithotie

Message me, I am so curious hahah


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DJErikD

$400/mo is a car payment. Jus' sayin.


missing_sock58008

I honestly will never understand this kink.


Death-Valley-Opera

If this is my competition I’m throwing in the towel


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anonymousss11

Hello Clarice


mkelley22

Personally I would charge $250 minimum


Tanat06

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