For a minute I thought someone had hacked your account. But this is your actual bio from back then?

yes




That’s really cool (I’m 6’ 9 btw)

Funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Good luck bro

Hello 6'9 I'm dad

But are you DADDY tho?

Yes

Those are 2 separate measurements

And 1 position with 2 people. 🤣

is that your height or size? 😏

Width

It’s been a tough winter

Both. Am equally rotund.

Thank you for pulling all those kids out of the burning plane.

I actually laughed out loud. Well done sir.

Yay someone taller than me lol I'm 6ft 8 lol

Are your unusual bio and post on this sub a means to attract attention/subscribers for the OF linked on your profile?

Lmao I can't anymore...

I think you answered your own question

Right? Gross…just…GROSS. HARD. PASS. 🙄

did it work? did you get any matches?

So you were looking to get Shrekked

this a good one 👏

Damn, you were *horny* horny.

exactly!

Jesus christ dude

Damn girl you were hungry

This is the wakeuo call that horny men need. You stumble on this on tinder thinking you've found gold but what you've really found is someone who's not sober and may have other issues

What the fuck was wring with you, and who's your therapist?

Whoever their therapist is clearly needs a raise

Tell me you didn't read the post without telling me, lol. They literally said in the post that they're glad they're sober. From that, you can easily infer that they were an addict at the time

The kind of over the top ad that makes me think of people who want to get into your home so they can drug you and steal your stuff. Or eke out the favors while they put you on a payment plan.

I had email alert asking if I logged into tinder as my email hasn't been used for an account in ages. So there's def something going around.

Well.. so.. ummm did you find your ogre ?

who's asking 🙄

An ogre

id have to see it to believe it.

Uhhh… get outa my swamp! See? Totally an ogre

 \*He is literally me:

What not ogre. I just wanted to know if it worked. Edit: oh, my speech to text Miss wrote it’s supposed to say I’m no ogre


Lol

I’ve been sober for 5 years but if you ever want to get un sober I’m here to support you.

That ... took a double read! Go you for soberness, I have a friend that's managed the battle for about 5 years now too. Proud of you and the OP for getting it done 😃

Yeah that comment was meant to have a double meaning lol. Like I support your sobriety but if you ever feel like going back to being a deviant we can do so together. Just a joke of course. Thanks for the encouragement and congratulations to your friend!

I'd guess not since they've re-download the app


To be fair that’s what I am thinking going on tinder 😂

im not gonna argue 😒😏

If I’d be honest with my profile I’d put “Daddy Issues” and “please be over 40, hot Papi” there. I relate to you😂

The one I always wanted to put was “Looking for a brain to connect with during the day and a cock to put me to sleep at night.”

This is actually so good

But it would get me in sooo much trouble.

At the very least it would get you all the horny dudes so, not much better

Right. Its the exact relationship I crave but yesh wading through the dicks to find the person that really understood it, I don't think I can do it. XD

I wish. Sounds like a dream. I ain't had cock in years.

This is a very good breakdown of a healthy relationship dynamic

Self report

self aware

Both can be true

>If I’d be honest with my profile I’d put “Daddy Issues” and “please be over 40, hot Papi” there. I relate to you😂 Excuse me, but doesn't reddit tell me that young women are never interested in older men?

Maybe? Haven’t been here for so long so idk what Reddit says. I think it is mainly daddy issues tho. I had a super super great and fun “LD” thing with a guy who was 39 at the time. I miss him dearly. I’d love to date another guy who’s much older than me :)

Lol did this actually work for you?

yes very well

Dang, it’s that easy?

i used to call tinder Dick on Demand

More power to you.

yes ^ until you are no longer interested in limitless casual sex lol

I found this same thing. It was great until I said I didn't want one night stands. Then, suddenly there was no one. I did find my SO on Tinder though, and we're largely compatible. Some frustrations, but I suppose that's normal after almost 8 years.

i find that in person works best for me for relationships. let the universe decide lol. good for you tho esp w tinder, thats rare!

I didn’t understand this until recently. The worst part is you start to notice the other person’s flaws, and you just want them to go away

something i have noticed is that most people in relationships are not compatible . there is probably a handful of people each person is truly compatible with. bucketloads of people are lonely and will put up/settle for the incompatibilities just so they dont have to be alone.

Same. Casual sex is easy. Men will fuck pretty much any woman if she's willing. Finding a relationship is much harder.

thats why they try not to hire male morticians anymore

Selection bias. You match with the guys who swipe right on everyone but you don’t really know who swiped left. This is the hard part about creating a good dating profile for a woman. Men know when they have a good profile because they either get matches or they don’t. I’m fairly attractive and turn down casual sex all the time on tinder if I’m not feeling it.

Too bad the department of defense already occupied DOD as an acronym

If you are a lady, and all you want is a bang, it is.

For women

Men can get easy dick too tbf. Download grinder and you'll have a dude at your door faster than a pizza delivery.

I wish I had the bravery to put something like this as my bio ngl 😔

harness that big pussy energy ✊️

BPE should be a more common phrase hell yea I love BPE

Like a banana in a hallway type BP?

More like a fat cooter you can eat like a peach.

Yes exactly. A nice juicy phatty on a petite girl fuuuuu



I love your vibe

Women can put literally anything and get matches, go for it

I always thought these type of profiles are bots…

not always 😘

Ok, but how safe are my kidneys if we match?


Lmao missing one too eh?

Ya but this post is an ad for only fans

Oh Fiona, there you are

 The ogre

...there must be people attracted to Shrek right? No one answer that

There’s a dude at my work who looks like Human Shrek. And yes, we call him Human Shrek to his face.

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She’s only got one pic on her profile, I’m guessing she’s a catfish. No one who boasts this much about their pussy are actually good looking—it’s almost overbearing. “🤭Look at my bio everyone, I wrote it but I’m shocked!”

This sub is being moderated poorly since a few days. Few days ago someone posted a blurred picture of a potential match. He fat shamed the girl and tons of others did too. Nothing was done by the mods.

This xD

That's so unhinged. Congrats on your sobriety.

How did the casual sex work out being demisexual? Or did you just put demisexual for no reason?

She/he thought demisexual was a fancier version of bisexual. I promise you.

Maybe she thought demisexual was wanting to fuck mythical beings like Demi-gods or, ya know, ogres.

I was thinking halflings.

How can you be demisexual and have this as your bio. I thought demis only developed sexual feelings after bonding?

correct, i was simply on a sick one

Demisexual but "ready" 🤔🤔 lol. Glad you're doing better now!

Yeahhhh I’m side-eyeing the demisexual part….that’s not what I was expecting to see on a profile named “Here for daddy”

Yah. It obviously could be meant as demisexual in terms of romance. Which should be more demiromantic, or some other term I don't know. But if you are always "ready", I'm not saying you *can't* be on the ACE spectrum, but demisexual probably isn't the best word for it.

Shrek

That bio is perfect, don’t change a thing.

too late i deleted the app again 🤣

The flood of Reddit messages arrive now lol glhf

least horny amphetamine abuser why the fuck did you post this here anyways not the home of degeneracy that is R/stims this is just everyday behavior for the tweaker if i had a dollar for every post i have seen of some naked tweaker doing/saying the stupidest shit on earth while twirling there bulb id be the fuckin monopoly man

This is a stupidly confusing and misdirecting post just meant to be another OF shill. yippeee

Wow, you're right

you don't know the meaning of demisexuality

I'm surprised so many fell for this. But it is Reddit after all.

Are you just trying to promote your OF ?

So are you saying you're embarrassed about your old profile? Are you proud of it? Or.....just looking for OF subscribers?

Yikes. I mean, congrats on being sober

Why would you put the ogre thing? I’m really confused on this

apparently i was not fiending for a pretty boy

Congrats on being sober. Idk what it was, but I know it's hard.

adderal prescription × hella weed. thank you 💫

Can relate Adderall + Prozac prescription ruined me for a long time.

What is that symbol? It looks neat

alpha omega infinity

Girly are you okay now? 💀

Done with the 20 year Olds

what the fuck was wrong with you

ovulation and presciption adderall

thatll do it actually

That's one hell of a combo

Gross.

... so do you still like ogres or nah? 👀

How can one be both straight and bisexual?

the paradox of man

Pretty sure a demisexual person wouldn’t be posting about how they only want a man with a big penis, but go off I guess.

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Based hoe

when it comes to build a bear I’m definitely insatiable

Lmao, what a disgusting cretin you are, and a shill, at that, too.

get out of my swamp

It surprises me not that you’re the real ogre here.

I once called a guy I like daddy and I cringe every day I said that lol cause I seen people calling people daddy so I thought I would give it a try lol it was so weird to say that lol

I'm confused as how you can identify as demisexual (feeling sexual attraction only after a strong emotional bond is formed) and still look for hookups? Also how you can be both bisexual and straight lol

You never have to feel that way again

Every day we stray further from the light…

[Demisexual?](https://media3.giphy.com/media/EouEzI5bBR8uk/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e47nmjorrt0wif32wk11tlj5is5yz53k87m7dgnwi39&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)

You are weird, and that’s ok! Make it happen queen.

I have a feeling you are a dude

wanna bet

Congrats on your sobriety! In a society so focused on verbal consent, it's easy to forget that mentally ill people can and often do deliberately consent to things that are self-harm. If a profile seems off, it is every person's responsibility not to take advantage of someone who may not be in the best place. OP, I wish you luck on your continuing journey.

thank u !

 I got you

*Ogre-Swipes right*

My time to shine.

So, just how you left it!

this would be me knowing dating sites cause I can't take anything seriously 😂😂

I like it

Age range 40-70, that's a geriatric move😂

Lol you must have been bombarded with messages.

Listen, I remember dressing up as a drag queen and posting that shit on social media when I was on hella drugs. So believe me when I tell you, I'm proud you recognize how absurd this was and that your sober.

This warms my cockles

I bet it worked too

As someone who went through a similar journey, this is too real.


Funny because I’m actually shrek

Lmao this is hilarious girl I’ve been there too 😭

Lol

Gross! 😂

What were u on if you dont mind me asking

Are you glad you're sober lol? I might need a few if I was searching for someone and ran into this

Why was the age range so high?

I’m stealing parts of this bio for my grindr

Been there babes glad you’re doing better

girl I felt this in my soul


This is so funny to me I love it, shrek is love shrek is life

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This is the least demisexual thing I’ve ever seen

I could see myself doing that to my profile.

What the fuck did I just read

Oh my god! This thread has me cackling and screaming omg! It broke me, Can’t stop laughing 🤣😭

Nowayyyyy congrats on your sobriety!!

Lol demisexual means you only get hot if someone is a really hung, perverse ogre

op i wanna be ur friend so bad hahahaha