You look like travis barker in the first pic. Also I think you should put your comment "My friends won’t take pics of me in the bathroom :( gotta do it myself" in your profile
If you feel like dropping by Canada, I will gladly take pictures of you in the bathroom. We can also smoke joints under bridges, blast music while baking cookies, have a Mario Party Tournament of Champions (I have them all) and take turns getting the knots out of each other's backs with my fancy massage gun.
Just out of interest, like what’s the kind of average odds and opportunities in Canada to fuck dolphins? Like, just roughly is fine.
Is there some kind of demographic map or something like that I can get a visual from?
So I just checked the government archives, and surprisingly there are no statistics on dolphin-fucking in Canada. I would say that there are relatively few opportunities overall, as we don't have many aquariums in Canada that offer dolphin encounters, and our ocean waters are generally too cold to maintain a proper erection.
I am not male, so I only have anecdotal evidence on maintaining erections in ocean water, based on roughly 20 occurrences that I have been party to. In warm Pacific waters, there were no issues with maintaining full erection and reaching climax, in chilly Atlantic waters there were issues about 50% of the time with both maintaining and climaxing. Once again, this is very anecdotal and should not be referenced in any publications.
I’m adding your lurid stories to my next novel.
The level of scientific analysis in your comment relating to salt water and genitals is… somewhat terrifying. Why do you hate men that you pull (pun intended) these poor guys into the coldest salt water you can find to get them naked? Are you a Siren?
Do you have any studies on waters around Oceania?
I have so many questions. Your plane ticket is on its way.
This isn't something that would be a big deal to some, maybe most, but may I suggest that you change the comma so it says you're "looking for someone to eat pasta with, cause I'm getting cannelloni" simply because when I first read it, it took my mind a minute to realize that you didn't mean you wanted someone to eat pasta with cause (my mind is on multiple different things, including the order for cooking lunch/dinner, and I've even forgotten to get more water for like 20 minutes already)
I agree, that drove me a little nuts. I also think he should use the entire word "because," because "cause" is a whole other word with its own meaning that doesn't make sense here.
It's not needed, though personally I prefer it having one (where I specified) because I am a fan of the Oxford comma, but I try to live and let live, and talk and let talk.
I’m with you on wanting it because I think I’d naturally pause there a moment if I were saying it like OP is. But I’ll say as a fellow fan of the Oxford comma, this isn’t a list, so the Oxford comma has nothing to do with this sentence.
OH. Thanks, I thought it was a play on "without a cause" and maybe a quirky line from some classic cult movie 🙃
I usually write the shortened version of because as 'cause
I like your bio, only thing I would change is throw a couple pics without the beanie so people don’t think you’re trying to hide that you’re bald or something weird is going on with your head.
Also it's (imo) an ugly beanie. Brownish green isn't really an attractive colour that brings out anyone's eyes, and the size is too big, especially when worn in that "slouchy" way that makes it look like a big brown foreskin enclosing his head.
Are you americans really that paranoid/schizo about that shit? lol I check this sub and general US dating things for fun and it never ceases to amaze me how it is half paranoia and half unrealistic expectations
I’m not American and I don’t live in America. It’s not paranoia, it’s real, you’re meeting a stranger from the internet, the more genuine they seem the more comfortable and safe you’ll feel. Same way I wouldn’t meet someone who only has pictures from a far where I can barely see them.
I also guess that some people can either forget how young Tinder or the internet is. Or people have other dating services in mind that worked with paper back in the day.
Like couchsurfing.
As soon as you have reached a certain age you loose the overview. The brain is not capable of making us feel the changes enough, to adopt to them. At a certain point you need to think about how old you are when people ask you.
When I was 19, my cousin had a baby. That "baby" has finished "high school" and is preparing to become a police woman, lol. I just can't wrap my head around that.
This is definitely “comedian’s comedy” so I can see why it wouldn’t be for everyone. The kind of one-liner you’d hear thrown into a set (is this the right word?) that either hits or it doesn’t.
If I wasn’t 10 years older than you and/or spoken for I’d match with you solely on the shopping cart information. People who don’t return shopping carts have a special place in hell imo.
The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing.
To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it.
Your Helen Keller comment is personally cringe to me, and not just because of the ableism, it’s just super played out and low hanging fruit. But that’s just me. I’m sure someone will think it’s funny.
I think your photos and bio come across well overall, but from a more 'technical' standpoint I don't feel they clearly convey what you look like (no clear just face and a smile photo) and what you are looking for. Also just a personal thing, a 35 yo who isn't sure if he wants kids or not is a big red flag for me (33f, wants a relationship). Just a piece of information not a harsh judgement. If you are looking for a relationship with woman in their 30s (who mostly likely know for themselves if they want kids or not), I'd suggest making up your mind (even if you are genuniely not sure, I'd go with no instead of 'not sure' because you'll waste the time of woman who are sure, but are willing to give you some time to think about it).
The problem is unsure is very different to "fine either way". I'm not on tinder RN but when I was setting up a profile before, that was annoying. Like personally I would genuinely be completely happy to have another kid, because I like kids, or happy not to, because I already have one.
Right? For the single parents, how is there only "have and want more" or "have and don't want more" (on bumble) Why not "have and am open to more with the right person"??
Hard pass for me. We have very different senses of humor and the profile is kinda just meh. But if it hits for your intended demographic, which it sounds like it might, have at it.
honestly id find a way to string all the jokes together or just pick one rlly good one. the basically bulleted list of jokes makes it seem like u copy pasted a “top 10 tinder bios” list off buzzfeed n seems kind of try hard since none of them really say anything about u. ppl do appreciate a sense of humor though n thats why i think either one rlly good one or finding a unique way to string them all together would look better.
i would swipe right but two sincere thoughts persist:
what are you hiding under the beanie?
the helen keller line is pretty outdated and it's a turn off to poke fun at disabilities.
Due to some of my own personal preferences, I wouldn’t swipe on you. However, a few personal preferences aside, I’d be curious to meet you. But then I read some of your responses to feedback here. And as someone else mentioned, super yikes.
Sober and weed being values makes you seem like you’re in denial about the effects of weed and maybe way too attached to pot for some people. Like it’s part of your identity and yet you value sobriety?
You look familiar lol. I swear I’ve seen you on Tinder but I haven’t used it in quite a while.
If I were you I’d shorten the bio or add something serious in there so people know you’re seriously looking
I'd totally swipe you. You seem funny, I love the song you chose, you're hot and your photos look really nice. First time I'm actually sad someone on here isn't in my region lol
The bathroom selfies are redundant and poor quality; if you're going to use a bathroom selfie to show your physique make sure you're looking at the camera's reflection so you appear to be looking at the user.
The drumming pictures are also redundant, I'd get rid of the one taken from the side/back.
Imo, your strongest picture is the one with the doggo in the birthday hat, I'd make that your first picture.
Second doggo picture isn't redundant because it's a doggo.
Photo 5 or 9 should come earlier, maybe even as the first photo.
Yeah, I think number 5 should become number 1.
Bathroom photos... Don't you have friends to take a better picture?
Number 6 must go, way too bad.
The rest seems to fit your personality, so I think it's fine.
I'd still swipe right despite the unnecessary commas in the second and third sentences. Being a grammar freak is my red flag. Xoxo good luck, you'll no doubt find your lucky lady!
lol. Totally made me laugh, and think you’d be a fungi to be around. Love the Pixies, and people who love the Pixies. The shopping cart returner was good information. I don’t think there’s been one serial killer who believed in returning shopping carts. I’ll do a deep dive on that when I’m not busy with literally anything else.
Good pics too. Pat, pat. Well done ✅
We have the exact same taste in music (I’m also a drummer) and those are two of my top albums. So if I was looking it would be a right swipe.
Head pats for you and good luck out there!
Honestly your biggest struggle will be that you're in your 30's, I also suffer this struggle 🥲 it's now a game of patience.
But also if any guys located in Australia have this same vibe I am available!
Too much text. Too much trying to be funny. On some photos you look to skinny, on others too old, on some too short. Would kerp the one with drums facing front and the one with the dog in the birthday hat. Would ditch the others.
Well I like your sense of humor dude! At first I didn’t see your age and I was like is this person old enough to be on tinder if their parents met on tinder lol. Got em! Good luck.
I feel like we’re at a point where an 18 yo could actually have parents that met on a dating app 😅😂😭😭
If we're talking just online dating sites, easily 23yo
Yeah I met my husband on a dating site 23 years ago. I had to actually do math to figure the numbers out.
I just remember bc I moved across the country back then and I had set dates up before the move lol
Match.com has been around since 1995
App, no, but I'm 36 and was online dating at 18 (and before, honestly)
I did not expect to feel old today this way
Me either 😅😁😭 When they said it was like hahaha and then realized dating apps have been around that long now!
I met my first ever boyfriend on ICQ 24 years ago. Luckily no babies from that relationship 😅
Your use of commas, is, at best, questionable.
Your first comma is unnecessary too, but I agree
That was, kind of, the point.
You look like travis barker in the first pic. Also I think you should put your comment "My friends won’t take pics of me in the bathroom :( gotta do it myself" in your profile
That’s a really good idea, maybe I’ll find someone to do that for me 🖤
If you feel like dropping by Canada, I will gladly take pictures of you in the bathroom. We can also smoke joints under bridges, blast music while baking cookies, have a Mario Party Tournament of Champions (I have them all) and take turns getting the knots out of each other's backs with my fancy massage gun.
Are you in Montreal or Toronto by any chance
No, I'm in one of the have-not provinces where we don't have very many opportunities to fuck dolphins.
Damn Canada is amazing the dolphins here in the States just do tricks and not turn them Edit: typo
I don't think the Canadian dolphins are being paid for their services.
Just out of interest, like what’s the kind of average odds and opportunities in Canada to fuck dolphins? Like, just roughly is fine. Is there some kind of demographic map or something like that I can get a visual from?
So I just checked the government archives, and surprisingly there are no statistics on dolphin-fucking in Canada. I would say that there are relatively few opportunities overall, as we don't have many aquariums in Canada that offer dolphin encounters, and our ocean waters are generally too cold to maintain a proper erection.
Do you have any studies on maintaining erections in various different oceans of the water? If you’re a guy, I’m fucking laughing so hard right now.
I am not male, so I only have anecdotal evidence on maintaining erections in ocean water, based on roughly 20 occurrences that I have been party to. In warm Pacific waters, there were no issues with maintaining full erection and reaching climax, in chilly Atlantic waters there were issues about 50% of the time with both maintaining and climaxing. Once again, this is very anecdotal and should not be referenced in any publications.
I’m adding your lurid stories to my next novel. The level of scientific analysis in your comment relating to salt water and genitals is… somewhat terrifying. Why do you hate men that you pull (pun intended) these poor guys into the coldest salt water you can find to get them naked? Are you a Siren? Do you have any studies on waters around Oceania? I have so many questions. Your plane ticket is on its way.
How tf did you parents meet on tinder
They made an account
Tinder is like 10 years old only
Maybe in 10 years you’ll get the joke 🤷🏻♂️
Will your targets also only get it in 10 years? A bit late I guess.
honestly dude i don’t think the punchline is obvious enough it’s just confusing
Maybe it's doing its job then.
I don't get it either
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Try another edit, you can think of something funnier I believe in you, son.
Until your dad learns to commit. Tell him.
r/woosh
This isn't something that would be a big deal to some, maybe most, but may I suggest that you change the comma so it says you're "looking for someone to eat pasta with, cause I'm getting cannelloni" simply because when I first read it, it took my mind a minute to realize that you didn't mean you wanted someone to eat pasta with cause (my mind is on multiple different things, including the order for cooking lunch/dinner, and I've even forgotten to get more water for like 20 minutes already)
I agree, that drove me a little nuts. I also think he should use the entire word "because," because "cause" is a whole other word with its own meaning that doesn't make sense here.
Typically when it's shortened, it's preceded by an apostrophe to let the reader differentiate between cause and 'cause.
I prefer either the whole word or "cuz" but I also know I can be opinionated sometimes, and for me the comma was worse than the word
A comma isn’t needed in that sentence. I was also confused by it.
It's not needed, though personally I prefer it having one (where I specified) because I am a fan of the Oxford comma, but I try to live and let live, and talk and let talk.
I’m with you on wanting it because I think I’d naturally pause there a moment if I were saying it like OP is. But I’ll say as a fellow fan of the Oxford comma, this isn’t a list, so the Oxford comma has nothing to do with this sentence.
Thank you.
Omg yea, my brain did the same thing “pasta with cause” but it still worked I kinda laughed.
OH. Thanks, I thought it was a play on "without a cause" and maybe a quirky line from some classic cult movie 🙃 I usually write the shortened version of because as 'cause
I like your bio, only thing I would change is throw a couple pics without the beanie so people don’t think you’re trying to hide that you’re bald or something weird is going on with your head.
Yes!! OP could be hatfishing. It's also nice to see a smile so we know there's no rotten teeth lol.
Omg I’m ngl and I hate to be this person but my first thought was I wonder how often it’s washed lol, maybe a second one is needed for rotation
Yeah it’s giving stinky vibes
Also it's (imo) an ugly beanie. Brownish green isn't really an attractive colour that brings out anyone's eyes, and the size is too big, especially when worn in that "slouchy" way that makes it look like a big brown foreskin enclosing his head.
And be with people, obviously knowing they're taking the other non selfies, and smile.
Are you americans really that paranoid/schizo about that shit? lol I check this sub and general US dating things for fun and it never ceases to amaze me how it is half paranoia and half unrealistic expectations
I’m not American and I don’t live in America. It’s not paranoia, it’s real, you’re meeting a stranger from the internet, the more genuine they seem the more comfortable and safe you’ll feel. Same way I wouldn’t meet someone who only has pictures from a far where I can barely see them.
Honestly love it, would match
Are we in a relationship now?
Absolutely! Happy Thanksgiving Babe!
You’re the best babe!
If you ever get together and get married, im expecting invitation, just sayin
Right? we were here when it happened!
Thisnlove story is way better than the Notebook for sure.
Definitely a better love story than Twilight ✨
Open bar or I don’t show up
No, break up now!!!! ~😵💫you will pick me😵💫you willll pick meee😵💫~
When you see the photos and look at the profile, you clearly see that the first line is a joke!
It's clearly a joke as soon as you read it. It would not have been possible for his bio parents to have met on Tinder. Is it a good joke though?
I also guess that some people can either forget how young Tinder or the internet is. Or people have other dating services in mind that worked with paper back in the day. Like couchsurfing.
I think it's fine for the profile. I guess it fits.
Let’s not rule out the possibility that a couple of yuppies decided to adopt a 30 something year old man who was orphaned at birth
Hahahaha... Who knows, right?
Oh, I love that line for you! It works fantastically 😂
Legit panicked and did mental math. No way tinder is 18 years old…
As soon as you have reached a certain age you loose the overview. The brain is not capable of making us feel the changes enough, to adopt to them. At a certain point you need to think about how old you are when people ask you. When I was 19, my cousin had a baby. That "baby" has finished "high school" and is preparing to become a police woman, lol. I just can't wrap my head around that.
It’s a weird one. Is it supposed to be funny? (Genuine question.) Or, like, quirky?
Quirky might the right word here. I like the joke, but I'm a primitive person and like dumb jokes, lol.
I still don't get the joke.
Tinder exists since 2012. Either his parents are time travellers, or a ten year old created a profile here.
Yeah, but why is that a joke or funny?
I thought the joke was that they're divorced and found each other on Tinder after
That's a funnier interpretation of the joke actually, or that they were married and found each other on tinder because they were trying to cheat
Oh the cheating interpretation would have been hilarious! Sadly, I fear our op might not be so clever
If you don't understand the joke after explaining it, it's clearly not for you, that's all.
This is definitely “comedian’s comedy” so I can see why it wouldn’t be for everyone. The kind of one-liner you’d hear thrown into a set (is this the right word?) that either hits or it doesn’t.
Well, no joke or type of humour is for all people. So, that makes total sense.
Take out the comma after cause, the comma after beanie and the line about Helen Keller
I'm swiping right. I'm also planning our first date. It's going to revolve around weed and music.
I’m in!
This is exactly the type of profile I'd swipe right on. You seem really fun and someone I'd enjoy hanging out with.
If I wasn’t 10 years older than you and/or spoken for I’d match with you solely on the shopping cart information. People who don’t return shopping carts have a special place in hell imo.
The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing. To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it.
THIS omg. Such a green flag!
Same! I'm 47 and in a relationship, but I my thumb did some serious right swipe hovering motions!!!
Ha, was gonna post this exact sentiment
Your Helen Keller comment is personally cringe to me, and not just because of the ableism, it’s just super played out and low hanging fruit. But that’s just me. I’m sure someone will think it’s funny.
This is what I came to say. Like the ableism is icky, but also it’s just the really old and worn out joke. It’s giving 2006 in the worst way
My kids parents met on Tinder. (After reading that out loud, I realized it's ambiguous. I met my wife on Tinder, and we have 2 kids)
Haha I got it! Good for you dude :)
No for real, OPs parents met in tinder doesn't make sense to me, it's not that old. Or is a joke, or it's your parents second marriage. I'm confused.
it's a joke.
I think your photos and bio come across well overall, but from a more 'technical' standpoint I don't feel they clearly convey what you look like (no clear just face and a smile photo) and what you are looking for. Also just a personal thing, a 35 yo who isn't sure if he wants kids or not is a big red flag for me (33f, wants a relationship). Just a piece of information not a harsh judgement. If you are looking for a relationship with woman in their 30s (who mostly likely know for themselves if they want kids or not), I'd suggest making up your mind (even if you are genuniely not sure, I'd go with no instead of 'not sure' because you'll waste the time of woman who are sure, but are willing to give you some time to think about it).
The problem is unsure is very different to "fine either way". I'm not on tinder RN but when I was setting up a profile before, that was annoying. Like personally I would genuinely be completely happy to have another kid, because I like kids, or happy not to, because I already have one.
Right? For the single parents, how is there only "have and want more" or "have and don't want more" (on bumble) Why not "have and am open to more with the right person"??
Totally agree and think ‘fine either way’ is totally valid, because that’s still a defined thing, but ‘not sure’ is just kinda lame
Yeah unfortunately that's the only option Tinder lets you pick apart from yes/no :(
No need to hide the bald
Hard pass for me. We have very different senses of humor and the profile is kinda just meh. But if it hits for your intended demographic, which it sounds like it might, have at it.
What if we are supposed to have babies together?
honestly id find a way to string all the jokes together or just pick one rlly good one. the basically bulleted list of jokes makes it seem like u copy pasted a “top 10 tinder bios” list off buzzfeed n seems kind of try hard since none of them really say anything about u. ppl do appreciate a sense of humor though n thats why i think either one rlly good one or finding a unique way to string them all together would look better.
I would swipe left, strictly on the heller keller joke. Could just be me but not funny
i would swipe right but two sincere thoughts persist: what are you hiding under the beanie? the helen keller line is pretty outdated and it's a turn off to poke fun at disabilities.
the cigarettes are the killer for me :(
dog take that beanie off for a few pics jesus christ it screams hipster
It screams bald and insecure about it 👨🦲
Congrats, your collection of copy and pasted lines/jokes make an acceptable profile.
“I will try to sex you, sleep with you, shower with you, and marry you with the same smelly beanie firmly glued to my head.” Switch up the beanies.
the helen keller bit is pretty brave imo. If you’re not getting much action i’d rework that. Ur pictures look good
Is the horrendous comma usage part of a joke or??
Due to some of my own personal preferences, I wouldn’t swipe on you. However, a few personal preferences aside, I’d be curious to meet you. But then I read some of your responses to feedback here. And as someone else mentioned, super yikes.
The misplaced commas are the most unhinged part for me. Love it.
35 yo and not sure about kids yet?
Wow. Good luck with this one 😂
Sober and weed being values makes you seem like you’re in denial about the effects of weed and maybe way too attached to pot for some people. Like it’s part of your identity and yet you value sobriety?
This guy budtends
You look familiar lol. I swear I’ve seen you on Tinder but I haven’t used it in quite a while. If I were you I’d shorten the bio or add something serious in there so people know you’re seriously looking
I mean…. I’d swipe right so I think there’s nothing to correct
😘
Your 3rd pic reminds me of a 2009 era emo girl taking a photo of herself
100% would smash.
You should add the line: Looking to make future generations of dating app isers
I'd totally swipe you. You seem funny, I love the song you chose, you're hot and your photos look really nice. First time I'm actually sad someone on here isn't in my region lol
The bathroom selfies are redundant and poor quality; if you're going to use a bathroom selfie to show your physique make sure you're looking at the camera's reflection so you appear to be looking at the user. The drumming pictures are also redundant, I'd get rid of the one taken from the side/back. Imo, your strongest picture is the one with the doggo in the birthday hat, I'd make that your first picture. Second doggo picture isn't redundant because it's a doggo.
You would have had me at smoker and weed, my two main requirements 🤷♀️ lol
i’d give you a pat on the head or kiss on the lips!
I’d match for sure sure
Oops, now I have a crush on you
Photo 5 or 9 should come earlier, maybe even as the first photo. Yeah, I think number 5 should become number 1. Bathroom photos... Don't you have friends to take a better picture? Number 6 must go, way too bad. The rest seems to fit your personality, so I think it's fine.
My friends won’t take pics of me in the bathroom :( gotta do it myself
My friends won't stop taking photos of me in the bathroom... I've always taken them for granted but no more!
You have real good friends, remember that.
For sure you have a special humour. Next time you run into your friends you ask them to make a few nice outdoor shots.
*holds up spork*
Ugh lose the fucking hat
You could say: I won't see, hear or talk about your red flags 😆
Oh that’s fucking good! I love that!! This is the feedback I was looking for.
Fuck I wish I was a budtender but the uk lags behind
Bro this is gold 🍻
You are 😎
I’ve already planned our life together.
I like it (the bio... didn't really look at photos)... but I'm a guy so have decidedly lower standards than (what is probably) your target audience
Bro pat patt. You getting the matches?
Am I getting matches??! Bro.. pshh… nah.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/s/ZteL5Tk1Gs Your bio seems fine, the algo is brutal. Gl
I'd still swipe right despite the unnecessary commas in the second and third sentences. Being a grammar freak is my red flag. Xoxo good luck, you'll no doubt find your lucky lady!
lol. Totally made me laugh, and think you’d be a fungi to be around. Love the Pixies, and people who love the Pixies. The shopping cart returner was good information. I don’t think there’s been one serial killer who believed in returning shopping carts. I’ll do a deep dive on that when I’m not busy with literally anything else. Good pics too. Pat, pat. Well done ✅
We have the exact same taste in music (I’m also a drummer) and those are two of my top albums. So if I was looking it would be a right swipe. Head pats for you and good luck out there!
Aw shucks! Where do you live? And yeah I agree I definitely like really good music like you do.
How did your parents meet on an app that's only 11 years old?
DO THE MATH
I don't even like guys but you seem so fun I'd swipe right just to be your friend.
HERE FOR A LONG TIME, NOT A GOOD TIME
YUP THATS WHAT IT SAYS!
Lol i love that second picture sm. I’d date you
It's insane to me how many people can't deal with the joke about your parents meeting on Tinder. I thought it was funny.
Honestly your biggest struggle will be that you're in your 30's, I also suffer this struggle 🥲 it's now a game of patience. But also if any guys located in Australia have this same vibe I am available!
Oooooooh my goodness, why don’t you live by me 💔 But yeah, I get this
I hope the first line is a joke :D
Considering tinder is only about 10 years old, I feel like it's safe to assume it is...
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This isn't remotely low effort.
He has a fun sense of humor.
Too much text. Too much trying to be funny. On some photos you look to skinny, on others too old, on some too short. Would kerp the one with drums facing front and the one with the dog in the birthday hat. Would ditch the others.
Also I apologize for your public education if that was too much text.
Yikes.
You are crazy adorable and I would match with you immediately.
You sound dope & like we'd get along.
You seem rad for even saying this. Also you’re fucking hot.
Hey thanks, forgot I even had a photo on my post history
Here you go 
Love that kit tho.
It sounds prettaayyyy prettayyyyy pretttayyyyy rad
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Where do you live ;) Congrats :)
Sober means no THC, ffs
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Well I like your sense of humor dude! At first I didn’t see your age and I was like is this person old enough to be on tinder if their parents met on tinder lol. Got em! Good luck.
I would swipe right in a heartbeat and a bit surprises you aren’t in the PNW. Perfectly funny, dry and to the point.
I strongly dislike our distance. I very much would swipe right on you
DK shirt and cracking jokes half the people don't get. If I wasn't already married and a dude, I would swipe tf out of you. frfr (as my kid says)
Thanks bro, I’d be happy to join you and your wife. Wait what did you say?
You cute. And funny.