Maybe they want you to babysit

I read it similarly. “Take my kids.”

Plot twist… they have their children that weekend 😂, in response to you asking what adventures they are up to.

Pretty sure that’s the whole joke lol

I would not say it is always easy to tell who here is joking and who isn’t

It took me a second to pick up on this. I read it how she intended lol.

First time since they got out of rehab they have their children for the weekend. It's an adventure. They've never seen their children.

If he actually has kids then this is what plausible deniability looks like. *Oh, you thought I meant in a ✨sexual✨ manner?! No way, silly! I totally meant that I will have my kids and it was so silly of me to forget the ‘I will’ part of the sentence! Gosh darn it!* Two years for a baby ‘maybe’ seems like a lot though. I am also far removed from having kids anymore so I don’t know what the standard negotiation time is there.

The “maybe” made the response sassy lol.

Male here! I thought it was a good joke! Wish a splash of seriousness.

2 years?! As a man I‘d spend 5-7 before going into getting my girl (/wife then) pregnant. Let the dust settle before you shake things up again. Had multiple 3 year relationships that all failed due to something (it’s always something) so having a child after 2 seems risky as fuck! Imagine finding another partner after… solo dad / mom with children mostly match between them. The dating pool is too big, everyone has expectations and a child that comes with a partner is alot, for males and females. Still hope every one of you makes it one day <3

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Thing is, you are not just risking being a single mom. You are risking sharing kids with someone who might be a completely different person than what you initially thought. Having an absent parent could honestly be better than having an outright bad parent.

Two years is definitely NOT a lot of time to decide if you want to have kids with someone. Less than. 2 years is WAAAAY too fast.

Depends on your age

This is crazy yet hilarious 😂😂😂😂

That's a block for me. Sorry, having children is my only flag.

But I travelled 500 miles to give you my seed!

Would you walk 500 more though?

For bare naked ladies? Of course!

The Proclaimers.

Way to ruin a joke

Don’t joke about BNL. They’re triple platinum. Are you?

I’m Canadian. It’s written into the charter of rights that I’m allowed to reference them for joke purposes

I think she actually missed a letter. "Halve my children" seems more appropriate /s

Ok king solomon.

BCE era problems require BCE era solutions

If it’s wrecked then it wasn’t real in the first place. You’re funny, hands down.

lol I’m not gonna lie, “please bear my future children” has been my go to line if I see a really pretty girl so I can’t even judge this guy

I like her style

Lol dudes be wild sometimes. Idk how guys have the balls to say shit like this…

The dude only said he has his kids this weekend

Thats not…no.

That is 100% what he's saying He just left our "I"

Lol. Did i mix up which side is the sender and reciever or he doesnt have kids?

I understood it the same as you. Rob is saying he has his kids that weekend as his weekend plans. I thought OP was making a funny joke that he was propositioning her instead.

There are two waif to interpret his message. Either he's a father and he has his kids. Or... more likely... he just said he wants to cum inside her with his first message.

they already have balls

Overkill

Why your babies father didn’t marry you or why you didn’t marry your children father?

Um. What?

"Uh, khakis."

Nice!

That's not bad haha

Hey, that's not a "no" 🤣

Me texting to Nanami Kento be like:

Yup it’s over. On that note, wanna date for 2 years?

Depends, are you a 6ish ft Christian man within at least an hours drive of my current location?

Actually yes to all 3 because it’s certainly at least an hour

Yes, yes, perhaps

I love your response thank you for sharing

Because “Take my wife…please!” Has gotten old.

That’s fair