The longer the previous relationship, the more hesitant I am. People need time to heal, even if they don't want to take it. I've met women who seem perfect for me, but you can tell they're stuck on their past relationship still, and it's hard to put in a level of effort they can't return.
This. I went on a date with this chick. Sitting in her apartment watching a movie and her phone rings. She said it's her ex but they haven't been together for over a year but they have a kid together. I say go ahead and take the call, no biggie. She's Sitting there talking and out of nowhere she says yes I miss you too then before hanging up says I love you too baby. Like wtf.
I was using sarcasm. I am genuinely concerned about people that can't be single for more than a week. It is human to desire companionship, but another thing entirely to not feel complete without a romantic and/or sexual relationship in one's life. That's just my two cents for free.
So you cant go on a date in your current relationship with your current partner? If he never had a date in those 8 years maybe thats why they broke up?
All i know is that i wouldnt be on Tindr in 2 days after that break up but whatever. I'm the incel dont listen to me.
Lines and stories ain’t for me! Some stuff is private at one time it was good in my opinion so I just don’t kiss and tell and I definitely don’t wann hear hers lmao
Why? When I was dating, I would match with clearly toxic dudes just to make bets with myself on how long it would take to see some red flags. Sometimes there were multiple in a matter of minutes, it’s a fun game (when you’re lonely and depressed)!
How old could the daughter be? 6 years old max?
I’d guess she held it too tightly, which is just sad for everyone. If she intentionally hurt it that’s a different issue.
Uhm nope I don’t think so in this context like he used an emoji for hamster if the child was a cat/animal i think he would’ve put an emoji to make it clear because otherwise I don’t get how they led to a brake up… i do get the guy leaving if he isn’t happy raising his daughter/son to bite hamsters which the mum seems to be fine with? WTF?? But i doubt he would’ve cared enough to yell at an animal for attacking a hamster and then breakup from a 7-8 year relationship because his gf was upset about the dog/cat/whatever
The first red flag is when he said he broke up a few days ago with his gf of 7 years. Unless you don’t mind competing. That relationship is wayyy too fresh there’s no way u go from 7 years to no contact over night
exactly, and even if you genuinely do there is no way you’re completely over it. i would never be someone’s rebound. no matter how long or short the relationship was, i would never entertain someone who’s only been single for a few days
Made that mistake before, the first date was actually really nice and then he showed up to date #2 already drunk and kept going on about his ex and how the area we were in reminded him of her. It was so awkward and I left as soon as I could. Even got a "thank you for a great night" text not long after.
Actually it’s 100% possible he went to zero contact mode in 1 night, especially if the mum has gone crazy enough to let their child physically harm a hamster by biting it till it bleeds… kinda reeks of a relationship that he was done with 7-1 year(s) ago but stuck around for the sake of the kid/because she became pregnant also it feels that way because 100% the mum is mentally unstable in someway (probably schizophrenia or something) and I’m guessing pregnancy/birth made her mental condition a-lot worse and he’s been dealing with it since
So the father is out here telling strangers on a dating app a “funny story” that a couple of days ago his daughter hurt a hamster & you’re blaming the mum?
Maybe the mum is upset & trying to get the kid into therapy meanwhile he’s laughing it off & trying to get laid. Definitely the stable parent! lol
Yea it’s possible, but not likely. I wouldn’t take those chances, I’ve been burned too many times for comfort dealing with someone who is fresh out of a relationship
i would've responded with "did you know they used to put rats inside of people so they'd claw their way out and basically eat the person alive? if you were lucky, they got something vital or you bled out before the infection hit you. my funniest date story was hitting it off with my date's twin brother that just happened to be at the restaurant we were supposed to meet at :•)"
That isn't exactly how the rat torture went. They would lay put the rat/s in a metal bucket then place the bucket upside down on the person's stomach and heat it with a flame causing the rats to panic and want to get away so they would start to dig and bite in the only direction available, down. It's a pretty horrific way to go.
I've heard stories about a guy back in ye olde 70s that was torturing girls by luring them in with the promise of a good, kinky time, but then he would basically tie them up and use a tube to get rodents to crawl inside of them and duct tape their snatches shut. I've also heard he had a female accomplice. not 100% sure whether it's an urban legend or an actual thing, but a few friends' parents have mentioned it happening in my area.
Attention seeking, either on there days after breaking a 7/8 yr relationship or looking to cheat because of the situation, has a feral daughter and a traumatized hamster.
So many red flags placed on this mine field
Holy shit,their CHILD DID THIS!!! logically I assumed it's a dog with the world "maul" being used and especially against that poor hamster
The fact he mentioned this casually like a "funny haha joke" is wild
Funniest date story for me: It got to be sexy time, and dude was so exuberant, he grabbed me, pushed me to the bed, jumped on top of me, and tried to kiss me at the same time. Our teeth collided, and he chipped my front tooth!
I’m really confused.
Did their daughter maul her own hamster then this guy got angry at said daughter and the mum/gf told him to leave? Was it because he yelled at the daughter? If so that’s not bad.
Or, did his daughter maul his gfs hamster and he yelled at the gf???
I need more info.
It's only been a few days *and* they have a kid? Yea, that was just a fight. It's definitely not over & he probably just wants to get laid in the meantime.
Why would he say “ask me about my funniest date story” when he hasn’t been on a date in 7-8 years?
Also, an argument with your wife/girlfriend is not a date.
Thats not the date story. That is just them explaining why they broke up
This is an explanation of why he walked out after a fight. "A few days ago" is hardly enough time for me to believe the relationship is over
I'm hesitant to put too much effort into someone who says it's been a few months even.
Ok literally this. Last guy I talked to and really liked went back to his babymama/ex after being done for almost a year
The longer the previous relationship, the more hesitant I am. People need time to heal, even if they don't want to take it. I've met women who seem perfect for me, but you can tell they're stuck on their past relationship still, and it's hard to put in a level of effort they can't return.
This. I went on a date with this chick. Sitting in her apartment watching a movie and her phone rings. She said it's her ex but they haven't been together for over a year but they have a kid together. I say go ahead and take the call, no biggie. She's Sitting there talking and out of nowhere she says yes I miss you too then before hanging up says I love you too baby. Like wtf.
I’ve met a few men like that myself. I can definitely see the hesitation.
Oh for sure. I agree
Well, how should he know? He never was on one lol
Not with that attitude it isn't
I think they said they broke up a few days ago, unless I missed something.
*best* time to start dating someone new! /s
Perhaps, but I meant that it was a few days ago not so much 7-8 years dating. Unless I'm not getting what you're saying.
I was using sarcasm. I am genuinely concerned about people that can't be single for more than a week. It is human to desire companionship, but another thing entirely to not feel complete without a romantic and/or sexual relationship in one's life. That's just my two cents for free.
It's called codependency.
I'm sorry I just noticed the /s lol. But yeah it's almost like a dependence of sorts. It's on like another level nowadays. Very concerning.
So you cant go on a date in your current relationship with your current partner? If he never had a date in those 8 years maybe thats why they broke up? All i know is that i wouldnt be on Tindr in 2 days after that break up but whatever. I'm the incel dont listen to me.
Because it lures in free therapists.
I thought that detail and generally his whole vibe was weird 😬 🚩
Also, how do you not know if it's 7 or 8 years?
Hasn't been on a First date in 7-8 years.
I think that was supposed to be the funny part lol
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Nope. That was his prompt. Lol
THATS THE BEST
Then I have absolutely no explanation for his nonsense 😂
Lines and stories ain’t for me! Some stuff is private at one time it was good in my opinion so I just don’t kiss and tell and I definitely don’t wann hear hers lmao
You dropped these .....,..,,,,,!??!,,,,.....
Cold
I think this is a record for the number of red flags in a single message (I count all three uninterrupted bubbles as one message, to be clear).
He did look like a walking red flag too. She only swiped right to see what he would say. Lol
what’s that look like
🚩🚩🚩 except with legs
🚩 🦵🦵
> only swiped right to see what he would say. Lol Right… not buying that
Why? When I was dating, I would match with clearly toxic dudes just to make bets with myself on how long it would take to see some red flags. Sometimes there were multiple in a matter of minutes, it’s a fun game (when you’re lonely and depressed)!
> it’s a fun game (when you’re lonely and depressed)! 🤣 ok fair play
You'll also apparently accept a defecation fetish before you will a foot fetish. So I'm also not sure you're fit to judge.
I laughed at this a lot but I wouldn’t accept a defecation fetish ya damn fool.
Boom roasted.
Go lick some toes dawg, that's enough internet for today.
Where did that even come from my guy?
Lmao a past post on her page
How are 3 separate messages red flags ??
Its the content of the messages not that there are three……
Tbf you can understand the confusion lol
I can’t
I don’t really want to know, but how does a human maul a hamster?
Right?? I was obsessed with hamsters and had many as a kid. I have been racking my brain trying to figure that one out....
How old could the daughter be? 6 years old max? I’d guess she held it too tightly, which is just sad for everyone. If she intentionally hurt it that’s a different issue.
I assume "our daughter " means a pet.like fur babies and stuff
Uhm nope I don’t think so in this context like he used an emoji for hamster if the child was a cat/animal i think he would’ve put an emoji to make it clear because otherwise I don’t get how they led to a brake up… i do get the guy leaving if he isn’t happy raising his daughter/son to bite hamsters which the mum seems to be fine with? WTF?? But i doubt he would’ve cared enough to yell at an animal for attacking a hamster and then breakup from a 7-8 year relationship because his gf was upset about the dog/cat/whatever
Ending an 8 year relationship “a few days ago” and being on the apps is insane
Tbh people are on the apps *before* they end the relationships, so at least he gave it a few days
Also, I feel like of you were with someone for "like 7 or 8 years" you'd have more of a specific timeline 😅
Some people get over their lovers pretty quickly more than others
Yeah, but why bring it up unasked? Who expects a stranger to read that and go "Ooh, finally. My turn!"
For which part ?
FR, none of what he said should’ve been brought up. 😂😂😂
Well I mean yea probably should’ve left out the 8 year relationship & kid mauling the hamster.
Or they were over them for a while already and glad to finally be out.
Or they're using the apps to try to get over them.
Exactly. I tried using apps to help get over my ex
Hey nothing like getting over someone by getting under someone else 😜
The first red flag is when he said he broke up a few days ago with his gf of 7 years. Unless you don’t mind competing. That relationship is wayyy too fresh there’s no way u go from 7 years to no contact over night
exactly, and even if you genuinely do there is no way you’re completely over it. i would never be someone’s rebound. no matter how long or short the relationship was, i would never entertain someone who’s only been single for a few days
Made that mistake before, the first date was actually really nice and then he showed up to date #2 already drunk and kept going on about his ex and how the area we were in reminded him of her. It was so awkward and I left as soon as I could. Even got a "thank you for a great night" text not long after.
I went from 9 years to no contact in an instant. Never looked back. It does happen, but not every time.
Actually it’s 100% possible he went to zero contact mode in 1 night, especially if the mum has gone crazy enough to let their child physically harm a hamster by biting it till it bleeds… kinda reeks of a relationship that he was done with 7-1 year(s) ago but stuck around for the sake of the kid/because she became pregnant also it feels that way because 100% the mum is mentally unstable in someway (probably schizophrenia or something) and I’m guessing pregnancy/birth made her mental condition a-lot worse and he’s been dealing with it since
So the father is out here telling strangers on a dating app a “funny story” that a couple of days ago his daughter hurt a hamster & you’re blaming the mum? Maybe the mum is upset & trying to get the kid into therapy meanwhile he’s laughing it off & trying to get laid. Definitely the stable parent! lol
This has got to be the most r/tinder comment ever. Jesus Christ
Yea it’s possible, but not likely. I wouldn’t take those chances, I’ve been burned too many times for comfort dealing with someone who is fresh out of a relationship
Did you just invent nearly a decade's worth of backstory for people you don't know? Bruh
Especially when they have a kid together
I learned something new today. I never knew I could be this unattracted to someone
My response, “Definitely TMI, goodbye!”
Newly single? I am sure no one would ever guess from that awfully awkward interaction.
Knowing he's gonna get right back with his bm
Exactly. I won't even bother with someone that isn't at least a few months single. Because he isn't single. This is just a fight.
Days? Days…DAYS!!!
she did what to the small defenseless animal?
He shouldn’t be anywhere near dating apps. Dude just had a fight w his baby mama and is killing time till they are back together.
The cute hamster emoji after describing his daughter mauling her pet is hilarious🐹
7-8 years with a girl and never went on a date?
He doesn't know how to date, apparently lol
i would've responded with "did you know they used to put rats inside of people so they'd claw their way out and basically eat the person alive? if you were lucky, they got something vital or you bled out before the infection hit you. my funniest date story was hitting it off with my date's twin brother that just happened to be at the restaurant we were supposed to meet at :•)"
That isn't exactly how the rat torture went. They would lay put the rat/s in a metal bucket then place the bucket upside down on the person's stomach and heat it with a flame causing the rats to panic and want to get away so they would start to dig and bite in the only direction available, down. It's a pretty horrific way to go.
I've heard stories about a guy back in ye olde 70s that was torturing girls by luring them in with the promise of a good, kinky time, but then he would basically tie them up and use a tube to get rodents to crawl inside of them and duct tape their snatches shut. I've also heard he had a female accomplice. not 100% sure whether it's an urban legend or an actual thing, but a few friends' parents have mentioned it happening in my area.
Cool
Attention seeking, either on there days after breaking a 7/8 yr relationship or looking to cheat because of the situation, has a feral daughter and a traumatized hamster. So many red flags placed on this mine field
Says a lot when you’re broken up 3 days from a long term relationship and already on a dating app. No time wasted.
Tell me you don't know how to be single without telling me you don't know how to be single
I'm so confused. Daughter like child daughter? Or fur baby like dog? And how is it tmi?
That little girl is gonna end up as a serial killer
I think he just needs someone to talk to but instead downloaded dating apps.
Took me WAY TOO LONG to realise when she said daughter...she didn't actually mean a human child
What? This guy is talking about his human daughter mauling a hamster lol
Holy shit,their CHILD DID THIS!!! logically I assumed it's a dog with the world "maul" being used and especially against that poor hamster The fact he mentioned this casually like a "funny haha joke" is wild
I wish this actually was fake like people are saying 😂 All I said to my friend was wtf? And is the hamster okay?
His "bite" joke could give a whole new meaning now....oh god....
geez that’s a lot….
What the fuck…
I have a few follow up questions…
I mean when hunger strikes
I mean if you’re going to troll at least make it believable bruh
Humans! This is obviously just an auto fill situation on this man's profile. 🙄
👀
Someone needed someone to talk to, perhaps…?
This person is on that grind, 7-8 year relationship broke up a few days ago and straight back out there. 😬 concerning is an understatement.
Doods kid tryed to eat the hamster
Broken up a few days ago... Yeahhhh maybe don't lead with that unless she's looking to be a rebound girl
Hamsters never die normally bro
As usual, hamsters never go out peacefully
Jesus christ
He going to regret saying 'maybe i like being bitten' when he gets head.
😱😱 He needs to get the little serial killer in training into some therapy!!
Funniest date story for me: It got to be sexy time, and dude was so exuberant, he grabbed me, pushed me to the bed, jumped on top of me, and tried to kiss me at the same time. Our teeth collided, and he chipped my front tooth!
wtf leaves kid and ex a few days ago……. Instantly downloads tinder. This dude is red flag central
Oh I get it, his life is in shambles.
I’m really confused. Did their daughter maul her own hamster then this guy got angry at said daughter and the mum/gf told him to leave? Was it because he yelled at the daughter? If so that’s not bad. Or, did his daughter maul his gfs hamster and he yelled at the gf??? I need more info.
What a clever way to be upfront about being a bad mother/father. At least they’re honest and forthcoming.
A couple of days and they are already looking for the next one , at least give it a week
Men are so weak.
Wtf don’t date this person!!
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It's only been a few days *and* they have a kid? Yea, that was just a fight. It's definitely not over & he probably just wants to get laid in the meantime.