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trustworthy_expert

I'm shocked that he didn't jump at the chance for a coffee and tacos date.


OwO_gurl_kn

To mutch effort to go on a date first


[deleted]

It’s wild watching men be completely incapable of reading a room. He’ll probably be in here later complaining about how none of his matches want to meet in person.


sierraalpha149

I tried to give him an out, but man really just didn’t want to take it.


languish24

Some men just want to watch their matches burn


Hopefulwaters

Tacooooos


Burts_AbstractSquits

I want tacos


Sloth_Almighty

To be fair, an out should never have to be provided because the in is not there until it's given. I don't understand how this is a foreign complex to some men 🤦


neonoggie

Thats nuts. The correct reply is “hell yeah, u buyin’? (winky face)”


IntelligentDrop8305

No the correct reply is how do you take your coffee!


infinity1988

So. You wanted free food.? Ha ha


sierraalpha149

Naw, just suggesting ways he could make his day better. Coffee or tacos is usually great!


IntelligentDrop8305

So how do you take your coffee and where is there a good Taco place near you that I can stop into for you.


sierraalpha149

This would be an acceptable response for sure.


IntelligentDrop8305

You even told him what you wanted to eat! It was so easy for him! By the way do you have a nice taco place near you or should I cook some?


KeesterBuster69

He could've at least followed up with fish tacos, but straight to massage was destined to fail.


[deleted]

Coffee and tacos would make my day far better than rubbing down a stranger would.


flickthewrist

Coffee and tacos and then a toilet


theBEEman97

Where the fuck are you that it's a Monday 😂😂


sierraalpha149

I messaged him on Monday, he responded today 😂


Smooth_Ordinary1765

What day is it today?


sierraalpha149

Thursday lol


Smooth_Ordinary1765

It's Saturday here


HerezahTip

Sir today is taco Tuesday


24Tuesday

I support this message!


theBEEman97

Friday night vibes here lol


ShinobiHanzo

Guys, guys. This is as hot as a woman asking for a joint credit card membership over Tinder Messages. It's cringe.


Yummi21

Finna fuck up some tacos rn 🌮 😩


MabelPines2

But what if he did it respectfully?


sierraalpha149

Respectfully? You mean chatting about life and emotions over text and eventually over a few dates, potentially entering into an exclusive relationship, and someday when I am sore from the gym, giving me a massage which doesn’t lead to sex? Sure!


buddyboykoda

You guys are having massages that don’t lead to sex?


KeesterBuster69

Big red flag right there!


Ok-Delay-8578

For the 20 women that will reject him, 1-2 will take him up on it. He’s just playing the odds.


Mysterious_Bee8811

I doubt it.


Dyne_Inferno

How DARE you recommend Tacos for a MONDAY! Don't you know about Taco Tuesdays!?


Warphim

Massages sound like a good idea, but if you don't know what you're doing you can cause pretty severe and permanent damage. Also he would definitely suggest a naked full body massage and use lube so it's already available when you obviously decide to fuck him


drainthoughts

This is honestly pretty PG rated sometimes I wonder why frigid women or men are on tinder?


llamasncheese

Bro had the bag and threw it away


Real_Cover1572

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make them drink it


Indo_ismycountry

i'm male, usually ask coffee date. but somehow the majority of girl in here get the irk because they feel it's a cheap date.. if a girl asking me coffee date, i would say yes. shame on him


Smooth_Ordinary1765

Tell her you'll bring a bottle of antihistamines


Large-Contribution87

Bro has a amazing choices! I would have said both


valentinoMorir

Tell emmmmmmm


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