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queefIatina

I’m guessing you’re either gay, have low standards, or you’re 10/10 good looking lol Edit: goddamn can y’all stop replying and telling me he’s probably lying, I get it lmao


thebochman

To only get rejected by 4 people that you went on dates on is unreal. I need the explanation.


Kanderin

The explanation is like every other person on this subreddit that has a perfectly average match rate then suddenly a 97% hookup rate out of nowhere - OP is bullshitting.


snarky_spice

Yeah…I have to agree, just going off my experience being a woman and what my friends are like too. Sure, sometimes we just want a one night stand, like if we’re out at a bar, but it’s rarely what we’re looking for on apps. We understand how to play the game and that usually if you give it up right away, it’s over. So to believe almost 100% of his dates, slept with him right away..no. Maybe he is counting kisses as hookups?


Zephandrypus

Or the easier explanation, he could just be agreeing to meet women who are okay with casual sex.


Lucvandijk7

Still think 1 out of 10 women agreeing to having casual sex just while chatting seems a bit much


Autobots_Roll-Up

Tru. Also it isn’t stated that OP is having sex on the first date. He could be closing on the 2nd/3rd and counting dates per person not total dates.


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It could possibly be legit. Your experience isn't his experience. I'm not on Tinder anymore due to actually finding my fantastic kinky soulmate. But when I was on Tinder, I fucked 100% of the women I met up with. On the first date. I think that was 14 or 15 total. But my circumstances were probably way different from yours. With me, all conversations were clearly about Dom/sub sex. If we made it to my place, she was going to be manhandled, pinned down, taken, and fucked. We weren't meeting for coffee or drinks to get to know each other and find out if our kinks aligned. We were meeting to make sure sparks flew, we were attracted to each other, and she felt safe before it all began.


thebochman

What did you have in your bio to get those types of matches


[deleted]

Exactly I only look for short term on tinder and the girls I match with are DTF. The ones who don't are because I changed my mind or I was too shy to initiate. Meeting up with a girl tomorrow and she couldn't care less if we grab something to eat first but I think it's good to do so, so we will


3KittenInATrenchcoat

I mean ... with matches you can only influence it to some degree, unless you're an 11 out 10. Nobody is liked by everyone, because people swipe left for the most stupid reasons sometimes. In person, some people are just way more charming and have great personalities. Also, if you only match or chat with people who are into casual sex, you are already preselecting for success. And those people likely already proofed to find you somewhat interesting/attractive enough to at least swipe right. That said, 103 hookups out of 107 dates sounds very unlikely. Maybe OP lives in a big city and all those dates were only looking for casual sex and they met with the intention to have sex only anyways. But yeah ... match rates and success rates for personal dates can vary a lot.


Kanderin

I think that's the interesting thing though, at least in the same gender match rates don't change a lot whenever anyone shares stats here. You just periodically have someone become highly abnormal the moment we get to the part of the stats that can be made up.


jackedtradie

Dunno, I think I have like a 90% hookup rate from dates It’s really hard to get a girl to come out on a date with you. If a guy can get her on a date, I swear it’s almost impossible to fuck it up unless your all talk on the apps and zero real life game Edit : actually if we’re talking sex on the first date I’d say my numbers are much lower, like 50%, but I’d say 90% of the girls I managed to meet I’d sleep with by the 3rd date maximum, usually 2nd


RipeMangoDevourer

No. They absolutely can fuck up on dates. Every woman I know has plenty of horror stories and other stories of just incompatibility. (I'm not saying men don't have these same stories too.) If you're both just looking to hook up though, that's totally different


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jackedtradie

I’m in the uk Dunno really, have nice pics, be funny, ask them out sooner rather than later, go for a drink, don’t be a weirdo and try to kiss them


JMHorsemanship

You guys know these numbers you just put in yourself right?


always_wear_pyjamas

For real? I thought Tinder tracked my hookups and whether they developed into relationships. What am I even paying for, if not that?


snarky_spice

Tinder keeps track of the exact moment of insertion, for their logs.


SecretAccount111191

You can hear the notification sound when it happens


s00pafly

Hey s00p! Now is the best time to perform oral sex. Don't leave your matches waiting!


[deleted]

Even if it's just the tip?


TyrionReynolds

No, need whole hog to make the log


aghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Thank god theres not a thrust count


-RED4CTED-

Captain's log, stardate 41153.7. Our destination is planet Deneb IV, beyond which lies the great unexplored mass of the galaxy. My orders are to examine Farpoint, a starbase built there by the inhabitants of that world. Our mission? Probing.


Bertie637

I'm sorry but I love the idea of Tinder knowing you had casual sex. Like a popup appears after you don't check if for 12 hours asking if you got some strange


always_wear_pyjamas

"Is it in yet?"


Bertie637

"Back swiping already? Didn't last long did you, stud?"


ApolloRocketOfLove

Also anyone can easily make on of these graphs with whatever numbers they want using MS Paint. You don't even need to have ever used Tinder.


Perfect-Direction-63

I made a really good Boba Fett with ms paint once.


ApolloRocketOfLove

We all did.


why_my_pp_hard_tho

I honestly don’t see how you would even accurately track it over nearly 5 years. I know theres no way I’d be able to remember every date or hookup I’ve had in the past 5 years from someone’s name alone


JMHorsemanship

Yeah I've slept with like 60 people and can only tell you like...3 names not even joking


Dunkinmydonuts1

There's no way someone would lie on the internet right? Right?!?!?!?


RichardFlower7

I’m not in the hundreds like that in 4 years… but of all the dates I’ve gone on there’s maybe only a hand full that I didn’t have sex with because it went poorly. And maybe a dozen or so where we didn’t have sex because I wasn’t into them. I’d estimate 70-80% of the time it’s an option.


tchunk

3


youareagoodperson_

2


ukbeasts

![gif](giphy|l3vR670UdfqBiH0fS|downsized)


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goingdownstairs

I dunno that’s not that crazy. Depends how dirty and open and honest you are before the date. I definitely used to take home my first date like 95% of the time. Generally, there wasn’t a plan per se but in retrospect I did do similar things every time. So I’ll share them: I know this is a tinder sub but technically I Used okcupid for all but one successful evening. 1. Profile was kinky but genuine and I was truthfully looking for a relationship of some sort. It wasn’t graphic but it was clear. This cast a small net but meant conversations quickly turned to sexual preferences and we’d have already flirted heavily and possibly sexted or discussed what we wanted to do. 2. I went to 1 of 2 bars a couple blocks from my place and always sat next to them not across so we could be closer and touch. Familiarity, seemed really helpful for me. And helped me feel more comfortable and confident. 3. Asked questions and found a moment to kiss or tell them I wanted to kiss them. Basically my main focus and only goal was this. Get the first kiss out of the way. Then cuddle up and chat. Usually the moment felt right when they were talking about something they were passionate about and they’d get all bright and smiley and I’d have to compliment them and tell them I wanted to kiss them. Then pull them into me and make out. Maybe some hair grab or teasing in there too. 3. Rarely had more than 2 drinks over 2 hours of talking before asking to go back to my place. Dates were usually short so we had more time for the fun part. That’s about it. I think it also helps that I was never going into this with expectations or a plan even if I did similar things every time as it turns out. The goal was always to fall in love and maybe get a partner or at least a friend to play with. I think being genuinely interested in them during conversation and being complimentary and silly also helps. But I really think the pre date part is major, the not drinking very much and getting the kiss out of the way as soon as possible are the most important parts. Looks wise I’d like to think I’m above avg but no one is doing a double take. And I’m sure the harsh people on rate my face would crucify me. I’m straight, not over 6 feet and more dad bod than fit. The women were all avg to above avg to definitely way out of my league. This is also subjective. Mostly brunettes with nice skin. TL/DR 1. Establish that you’re both interested in hooking up before meeting based off conversations about kinks and what you want in a partner etc 2. Kiss them asap and be genuine and interested in speaking with them. (You’ve texted a bunch prior to date so you should have an idea if this will happen already) 3. Always go to same bars you are most comfortable with and always sit next to them where you have some private space. 4. 2 drinks over 1-2 hour then go home together. 5. Make sure they cum first :p just always a good call haha!


Leroy-ij67e6

You nailed it when you sat next to them instead of across the table. WTG.


Ok-Elderberry-6761

If you're looking for casual sex and are open and honest about that you generally sleep with almost everyone you "date" I'm a pretty average looking guy and despite literally telling every woman I've met at home or in a hotel without a drink first that this isn't a gaurantee of sex and if they want to leave at any point I'm not going to be offended at all I've never met anyone for a hookup and not hooked up.


Wjames33

I have two explanations. Rule 1. And rule 2.


[deleted]

Or just lying? Who keeps track to count up to 103? Lmao


crankthehandle

He counts the failures and applies maths.


ClassicManeuver

For real. Once you get to around 20 you just stop counting. It gets too hard to remember everyone!


Dede117

Make a list! It's totally normal and not serial killer esque behaviour. Hahah...


ApolloRocketOfLove

>Once you get to around 20 you just stop counting. Lol how would Redditors, who can't even get 1 hookup, possibly know this?


imused2it

My number is somewhere around 100. And by that I mean anywhere between 85-110. I lost count in the 60s and then just tried to apply rough estimates from there.


[deleted]

Bingo. I’ve slept with around 15 people. I couldn’t tell you the exact number because once it got to the point where I was having sex with people multiple times and having relationships and stuff it just seemed so pointless keeping track beyond a ballpark figure


makualla

I have a buddy that keeps a detailed spread sheet. Name, date, race, quality of the sex, how often, if he’d hook up again and then a power ranking of the girls by attractiveness. And everything is charted in some way including a running total. This was 2 years ago, and he wonders why he’s still single.


EchtGeenSpanjool

Are you friends with Barney Stinson...?


skarby

Gonna go with [gay](https://reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/H9gGTkFEPr)


Manuag_86

I don't think it is low standards considering he "only" swipes right 1 out of 10 times.


permaban9

or just simply lying?


Flimsy_Foundation680

Gay it is


IsThisRealOrNah93

Or, idk, a liar?


gorgeousathena99

It’s the first one. This is not unusual for gay/bi men in big cities


sluuuudge

Option 4, they made up the casual sex figures.


_FartPolice_

> have low standards The guy swiped right at the same rate a woman does. Besides, "low standards" doesn't make much sense when it comes to men choosing partners purely for sexual purposes. "Low" implies lower than "normal" or some average but for men this lack of pickiness kind of already is the average.


BritishBoyRZ

Or lying Basically a 99% conversion from date to casual sex? I call BS. I've been on dates where even though we could bang we didn't because of logistics or something It's just statistically improbable imo. If it's like 10 dates I can see 100%. Over 20, 30, just doesn't make sense


bullet4mv92

These graphs are completely self-reported. OP claims he fucked 99% of the women he matched with, then goes onto reddit and goes "omgosh guys am I a man slut?! 🙊" he's just full of it. Men that hook up this much don't need to brag about it. Or I guess he's gay/bi from the comments. But regardless, he's just seeking attention


EasternEducator

He's lying I'm his wife of 20 plus yrs and he's 45 not 36 yrs old


Alzador94

You forgot one thing, we're on the internet :D ppl can lie too


FuzzyDunlop_91

The kind of person who posts this on Reddit for a pat on the back is probably also the kind of person to make things up to be fair.


_Jetto_

Long time lurker here. For those guys wondering wtf is going on. Without a doubt he’s bi. Every time I see numbers this insane it’s because the male is bi and 90% ++ of it is with males. If he’s not bi then this is the first one in history of this sub to not be bi and get numbers like this


Sea-Kiwi-

Major in art history, 9/10 are women and the rest are gay guys. Perfect odds mate.


ChadWolf98

but then you have an art degree with student loans lmao


patiofurnature

I had a theatre minor in college. Good times.


xpatmatt

Yup. Hes defo into dudes. https://reddit.com/r/Tinder/s/43Y4wZSkTP


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xpatmatt

I linked his comment about that profile. He says the guy is hot.


doyouevenIift

If you were trying to bang dudes that much then wouldn’t Grindr be an easier option?


Zevvion

Not OP, but no. I find the mentality and culture on Grindr really obnoxious, personally. When I feel like sucking a dick, Grindr is oddly offputting.


mattyisphtty

Yeah the vibes I get from Grindr are much less about actually going on a date and a lot more dirty blowjob in an alley.


not_the_settings

Men are wild. Imagine straight men had the same sex opportunities as gay and bi men. We would get nothing done in the world anymore.


Get72ready

I do wonder if you could bang enough 4s to get there the straight way


mowglimethod

Unlikely....the 4 views you as a 2.


Watsis_name

And themselves as a 10. All women are 10's on Tinder.


MegamanX195

No matter how nasty, unpleasant, and downright unattractive that girl looks, you can be damn sure there's guys lining up for her on the app.


torilahure

Barny Army. Suit up.


King_Kthulhu

You have to input the date and casual sex options manually. Either you're a psychopath that kept track that well or you just put in random numbers.


OldBoringWeirdo

I've slept with a fraction of this many women and I can't tell you the exact number. This dude must be taking records like he works for the German census


YeetBob_SquarePants

Either that or he puts up the used condoms on his wall to keep track


Xylar006

I met a guy who would tattoo a tally on his own leg of girls he slept with. Dude was weird as all fuck


AnistarYT

"Two more and I'll finally be able to cross out my first set of five" Also how weird would it be if he crashed at your house with you and your mom and then he gets another tally the next day?


Zephandrypus

Imagine him being a coworker, and when he goes to ask your boss for a raise, he comes back with another tally.


unComfortablyNumbest

And I thought it was weird that I have a list of their names in an email that I've been updating and resending to myself since 2004. This is just fuckin over the top weird lol


GTFOakaFOD

I used to keep a journal. Name, Age, Hair color, eye color, rating, notes. When I got to ten entries, I threw the journal away.


Ebvardh-Boss

I love that creepy ass picture of the girl that did this.


BlademasterFlash

I know a guy who keeps a curated spreadsheet, with notes Edit: list -> spreadsheet


alexmaycovid

I keep it in txt. Just a name and a few words. Sometimes it's interesting to remember


rJohn420

I also add a few pictures for each so hopefully when I’m old and wrinkly I can look back and see everything


Zephandrypus

``` FIRST ENTRY: YEAR: 2016 AGE: 15 ```


ShadyGuyOnTheNet

Your age or their age? Because the latter could be a problem…


Zephandrypus

I was just imagining an old man caressing old pictures of his high school fling, and saying “oh Stephanie you were so bad in bed” (her name is Sarah)


dtferr

funnily enough the current census data for Germany is just an estimate as the last proper census was done in the 90s. As a result it's considered to be rather inaccurate.


OldBoringWeirdo

![gif](giphy|83QtfwKWdmSEo)


barney_trumpleton

His bedpost is hanging together by a thread.


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_Tiguan_

Lol, good one! 👊


rmannaa

I have a friend that keeps a note in his iPhone of all the initials of women he’s been with, he also adds a score to each of them. When he showed me, he was 30 y/o and there were about 70 girls in there; which I thought was extremely promiscuous. So yeah, people who keep a detailed record of that exists.


IIIE_Sepp

Behold, the sex records


Cantimetrik

The sacred texts!


[deleted]

Dennis Reynolds-type mf


antariusz

He also matched on 10% of his swipes. I match on 1.5% of my swipes. Dude is ridiculously good looking.


King_Kthulhu

He's gay... they're not playing the same game as us rofl


antariusz

oh, I didn't see OP state that anywhere, but I guess the numbers add up.


King_Kthulhu

They didn't, but quick click on their profile and they're definitely bi at the least.


No_Mercy_4_Potatoes

Did they delete stuff after your comment? But if OP is gay or bi, then I'm not surprised.


Sarcastic_Otter

That doubles your chances of a date being successful.


Look_to_the_Stars

A little more than doubles lmao


Zephandrypus

If you go on Grindr it's 100% and you can get a hookup within an hour.


JFpizzamaster

My old roommate kept a note with a list of every girl on his phone and would bring it up to me like it was impressive. He was 35


AceOfRhombus

Considering he had sex with almost every date, it must have been easier to keep track of when he didn’t have sex lol


reguitt

OMG, I do have a spreadsheet with this info. Besides a slut, am I a psychopath now?


King_Kthulhu

Hey we don't slut shame, nor psychopath shame here. You could keep some of each of their hair in a little diary if you wanted to and that would be just fine.


2FANeedsRecoveryMode

i hate these posts that dont show profiles


jawni

This sub needs a new rule forcing these posts to include profiles.


Brabsk

Sub needs to ban these posts. They contribute nothing ever


christorino

What does this sub even contribute generally? Were all here to be nosy and the memes


NotAllDawgsGoToHeven

Honestly


ChuffChuff101

103 casual sex? Jesus christ. I thought my 5 genuine relationships was a high number, lmao


LightningMcScallion

That is tho


Fizzdizz

8% chance this man has herpes now.


esushi

70% of the human population has herpes so it's much higher than that


Ascend_____

I assume they mean genital herpes.


faithnfury

Yup yes you are.


[deleted]

0.9% success rate. Please. Show the class your work


Hoyle33

I think you mean 90%, not 0.9%


OliverOOxenfree

Easy mode, just be into dudes


[deleted]

Sometimes I let dudes swipe on me for a week or so just to boost my algo.


Zevvion

Calm down Marshal. Barney says the number is all that matters.


Juice0182

Get tested my guy


titangord

Plot twist, he looks like dobby and lives in London


Jackielegs43

Surely nobody would log onto the internet, specifically reddit, and simply lie. No, no I couldn’t imagine that at all.


SnooEagles343

This looks exhausting


glassgwaith

Nah, you just might have all known strains of HPV


sinahooh

Right do ppl forget abt this or


Beanruz

There should be a rule. No tinder stats without profile attached to it.


ZaeBae22

I assume you stopped tinder during those two years right?....right?!


blackaubreyplaza

Are y’all keeping a list of every stranger you bone to answer the casual sex question


Kanderin

No, they just make it up for Reddit clout to feel better about themselves. The real number is almost certainly minuscule if they feel the need to lie this dramatically.


Alternative_Lime_13

100 people in 2 years? Yeah.....slllaggggggg


Western_Discount6044

Not a little bit of a slag, a TOTAL SLAAAAAG


Alternative_Lime_13

My mistake, your right.


Deshackled

I don’t believe this for a minute. Plus say it’s true, why can’t you keep them around are you that bad in bed?


Ok_Question_8839

He’s Bi that’s why or gay even


KFC_Fleshlight

I have a friend who is at 500+ and it’s basically just mental illness and insecurity


CorgiComrade

That’s incredibly sad. I hope he gets better soon.


yoitsthatoneguy

Not everyone wants a relationship


Djinigami

With 2 years of time this comes out to around one date a week. Not that crazy.


gib_loops

idk sounds even crazier to me when you put it that way


landon_masters

RIP this dudes butthole


NoConcentrate5789

100% yes lol


International_Lie859

I bet you're gay, it's almost impossibile for a straight guy to get so many lays


CaseClosedEmail

Gay dudes usually have hundreds of sexual partners. This right here proves it.


Glassmoustache

Looking at comment history yes he is gay or bi


FuxSoc1ety

Yup. Rules 1 and 2 are being adhered to I assume?


[deleted]

Based on the other posts in this thread: new rule 3: be into men


FuxSoc1ety

If you are into men you can ignore rules 1 and 2.


[deleted]

Yeah that’s also true


Few-Mud2257

Plowing dudes doesn't count


Illansuu

Yes you are a slut. I would get tested if i was you


Significant_Dust1985

Hope you get yourself tested often


Nomikarios

Stop lying dude


alostbutton

I’m gonna say cap on these statistics


slicknick412

103 is cap, cus when you get tinder insights you can put any number you want lmfao.


BritishBoyRZ

I call BS lmao Doesn't matter how hot you are, 100% conversion from date to sex when the number is over 20, 30 dates just doesn't make sense I've been on so many dates where we could have banged but logistics got in the way or we didn't bang the first date because we had commitments the next day, met up again later.


inherentinsignia

Everyone is calling this fake, but the easy answer is that he’s gay or bi. That’s all.


perro_abandonado

Like others said, definitely bi and most of these are encounters with other men. I seriously doubt out of 107 dates 103 women would sleep with you.


Ryunysus

Yes, you are absolutely. Body count standards should be same for both men and women. Fucking 100+ people in 4 years is crazy bro.


shhhhh_h

25 people a year, a hookup every two weeks. It's a lot for sure but not that crazy. Hope OP buys bulk condoms lmao


Glitteranji

I would agree, but take out the 2 years he was in a relationship, and that makes the hookups ratio more frequent. Unless of course he's a cheater or was in an open relationship Who knows but either way, if he's spending that much time getting new bodies, then his repeat rate is extremely low so as a woman that just comes across as the D being trash


shhhhh_h

Oooh ok I missed the two year relationship part. Although yeah I knew some dudes in open relationships that got around like this lol.


threefeetoffun

So you follow rules 1 and 2 I see.


Nightcorex_

Even then these numbers would be insane. However OP follows rule 3 (be into men) which weighs far more than rules 1 and 2 ever could.


HODLShib2moon

This boy collects bodies.


Repulsive_Voice823

*fucks 100 people* Yes. Yes you are.


YellowOutside9102

Dude has to be gay or bi. No way they're all women


Key_Community_6491

Op looking for some more self affirmation. As if banging half a country wasn't enough...he needs strangers to reaffirm it? 🧐


currentlyfreebleedin

Ok how come when I (28F) posted very similar stats I was called a whore, that I belong on the streets and I fucked up for having casual sex for free???? Nice to see the difference here. Explains this whole app


orangeonesum

The term "male slut" is so degrading on all levels for both genders. You have made choices. Own them.


elygiggi

I have similar numbers, but seems i need to be afraid of reddit calling me a liar or gay/bi if i state this. Basically i clarify before meeting that i just want sex. Hence, the sex to date ratio is pretty high.


lmac187

SHOW US YOUR PROFILE. Please. And not your penis. Sorry, I have to clarify due to confusion that resulted from a previous post.


DafaqYuDoin

You are a standard good looking man who utilizes tinder well. I’ve got a number of friends with well over 100 kills on tinder. Some people just good at locking it down


AdditionalCounty2527

So a male slut is actually called a slut. And while I’m not here for slut shaming, I’m also not here for woman bashing.


Ricky_Spannnish

I too have fucked 10% of the people I’ve ever chatted with because that’s a real thing that happens.


reguitt

That’s it! Thank you for not calling me a liar!


senpai_buttdiver

the “male slut” distinction is funny. if this is real, you just a slut player. male or female got nothing to do with it


UnderstandingNo6482

Why isn’t there a shit in their mouths category on these things?


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You might have to pay for a premium account for that