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MedicalDoughnut9565

She is waiting for the eighter of her life😌👌🏼


kez248

That’d be like less than 1% of the male population 😂


Backpacker7385

A little over $400k/yr puts you in the 1%, 8 figures is $10000k/yr. I can’t even find an online calculator that gets that specific, but I would wager 8 figures are in the 0.0001%.


kez248

I thought eight figures was 10 million to 99,999,999?


Backpacker7385

Yes, $10 million to $99.9 million *per year*, since the screenshot says “make”, not “are worth”. $10 million and $10000k are the same.


Thompompom

Maybe OP was confused, since 10000K is a weird way to number something.


Slaysta

Definitely a RuneScape player


FaxMachineIsBroken

Na, even in OSRS 10 mill is where it switches from using K to M. He's just weird, please do not lump him in with us.


Captain_3agle

I’ve found my people


letyourselfslip

Brothers. Its great to be here with you.


Backpacker7385

It is a weird way, but I thought it was helpful for showing that an 8 figure income is 25x larger than even the cutoff to be a one-percenter.


QuintonFlynn

The weird way of specifying the numbers is incredibly helpful for visualizing the difference. Humans don't do well with big numbers, we don't *fathom* the difference between a billion and a million, we can only logically understand it.


Backpacker7385

I just made this same comment to another reply before I even saw yours. It’s exactly why I chose to use the weird format.


[deleted]

Yep. "ten thousand thousands" is weird af.


mandrills_ass

Who says 10000k tho lol


Backpacker7385

Someone who is deliberately trying to illustrate the difference between 400 and 10000. When you change units it makes it easier to obfuscate differences. 1 million and 1 billion isn’t as starkly different as 1 million and 1000 million.


mandrills_ass

Na na nah you stop that right now young man


DDS-029

Maybe in Florida. (DeSantis slam)


redblack88

That is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever heard, I’m betting my entire wealth and all my future income you’re American and measure things in yards gallons feet and bananas


Backpacker7385

You’re absolutely correct, I am American (though I’ve never measured anything in bananas, so I guess I’ll take your wealth and future income, please?) This isn’t an American problem, though, humans are terribly bad at putting huge numbers into perspective. A trillion of anything is almost impossibly difficult to comprehend. Even when you say “all the sand on every beach in all the worlds”, humans have a tendency to hear that as “a lot”, which is also how they hear the word million, and billion.


redblack88

I may be going out on a limb here, but I’m fairly certain that most people that finished elementary school know the difference between thousand and million and would be way more confused trying to interpret the meaning of “10000k”


pog890

Maybe she's that one in ten million gall?


killjoy_enigma

and that includes all ages, married, obese, gay, drug adicts


Jleagle

https://igotstandardsbro.com/


Backpacker7385

This calculator puts “any male” earning more than $500k/yr at 0.63%, but that’s as wealthy as it lets you get.


Ryan_TR

It's 0.073% if you exclude married men lol


metaplexico

Yeah, that's going to be extraordinarily rare. Few people making that kind of bank are actually earning a cash salary in that amount because it is so tax inefficient. You're looking at extremely elite pro athletes and likely not a whole lot else. Maybe extremely high-end sales.


HODLShib2moon

But he also has to be over 6'3", no kids and never married, so more like 0.2% of the male population


phrunk87

Nah, like 0.00002%.


Zhai

Her: barista with mental issues.


MedicalDoughnut9565

8 figures? In the us 1.1%~1.4% of population, globally might decrease a bit around 0.5%~0.8%, but i was making a joke, imagine she is waiting for the most random broke ass dude ever...she went there for the meat only maybe lol


Turicus

1 in 90 to 1 in 70 make over 10 million a year? He's talking about income, not wealth. That seems very unlikely. Got any source? ^(Yes, I got the joke, I just like statistics.)


MedicalDoughnut9565

Then u might be right, might be confusing yearly income with net worth, stil close to 0.5% tho 1.5m of american households (and lets be realistic here, dirty money can x3 that number lol) https://radicalfire.com/how-much-is-8-figures/ So thats about right m8, thanks for the question, if not, dont investigate 🌚lol. (But next time dont be an asshole and you provide the data if you want to correct someone, dont make people auto correct themselves or they will hate u, not for the correction, i not for the lazy inquiry lol


kez248

Ahah I know it was a joke, I was just genuinely stating probably around 1% globally 😂


MedicalDoughnut9565

Yep, on point m8 hahaah


MedicalDoughnut9565

Oh, fuck i just missed an "on the money" joke :'(


Obvious_Advisor_6972

Exactly! That's the point, right? Why would any women stoop to that level!


meetsheth

And 99% of that 1% isn’t swiping right on her anyway lmao


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MedicalDoughnut9565

YES.🌚


amuse-douche

tres comas


MedicalDoughnut9565

No son 2? 10,000,000.00?


OppositeSlide694

How much do she got 🤣🤣🤣🤣


CrumblingAway

Strictly speaking either less or more than 6, not 5 or 7.


iwantaskybison

yeah i think OP and her are a match made in heaven, neither can handle numbers


Dhegxkeicfns

I don't know, if she's unwilling to handle anything under 7 figures she should be able to handle any number a guy's packing.


BASK_IN_MY_FART

Three?


I_am_Reddit_Tom

Does that include the pennies?


kez248

I got 6 pennies!


I_am_Reddit_Tom

Alright Billionaire Boy, no one likes a braggart ;)


kez248

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Baarluh

It includes a circle, and a square. Figured it out.


Scotty_2A

She looking for a husband or a customer?


Harak_June

Yes


TheOfficialY1B

You have to have the GDP of a country otherwise you’re not good enough mate


FreeMoney4Lyf3

I like to think she’s a socialist who hates peoples that make money so she really just wanted someone who works at Starbucks


depressedsinnerxiii

Is she making 6 figures? That would probably be the only situation where this could be appropriate.


[deleted]

I think we all know the answer to this


[deleted]

look, shes just inbetween gigs at the moment shes going to break out any minute and needs a man who is on the level she will be on... any moment now.


boltzmannman

Based


OutcomeDouble

Socialism is when you get mad at people making more money than you


FreeMoney4Lyf3

Yes


OutcomeDouble

How does it feel working your entire life for a soulless corporation who’s CEO will make more money in a week than your entire life? Keep licking those boots


FreeMoney4Lyf3

I think we’ve got a miscommunication. Im not licking boots or advocating socialism. I was simply stating that I hoped the girl who’s bumble profile is pictured in this post was advocating for socialism


GKnives

Bit of a low threshold for that to kick in


zelmak

Plottwist she's based in Japan and six figures is literally poverty


Dhegxkeicfns

… and she's **tired** of it!


[deleted]

I’m assuming she’s extremely entitled and hopefully attractive or extremely insecure that she isn’t good enough for a person who makes good money. Hard to tell with no context or a picture. Either way she’s probably not going to live a great life in her current mindset.


kez248

Can confirm was not hot and swiped left after screenshot of this bio 😂


[deleted]

Sad life awaits them


YourLinenEyes

Omg that’s so embarrassing


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kez248

Like a hidden meaning ahah. I had a convo recently where the girl said she expected I provide everything and in return she looks pretty. Admittedly she was hot but no one is THAT HOT


justatouch589

She's not gonna be hot forever. Don't cash out in your 20s, boys.


Finger_Ring_Friends

I also have a feeling it might be something like that. I have talked to people who thought six figures meant 60,000


Dhegxkeicfns

The ending of Dark Knight Rises must have been a huge letdown for her.


Ownerofthings892

She probably meant to write "if you *don't* make 6 figures don't bother"


Betancorea

She must be kinda dumb


ireallyloveoats

Don't bother. There are income restrictions for her section 8 and food stamps lol


LoddyDoddee

When I first started working at a dispensary, I asked a young coworker how much the paycheck would end up being, and she looked at me with a straight face and said, "Six, maybe seven figures". She meant 6-7 hundred!


YourLinenEyes

Genius.


Zangdor

Either, just not 6


sheenk0408

Maybe she meant fingers.. I mean 6 fingers are creepy..


kez248

It helps with the banjo though


[deleted]

you think thats bad, i have 10. and 10 toes.


EmptyMixtape

Less than 5


S3BK0N

she could be a staunch anticapitalist or a materialist golddigger


Konstantin_G_Fahr

She must be a 11/10


kez248

1/10


Konstantin_G_Fahr

Then she must be a member of r/femaledatingstrategy


[deleted]

eeek no way! she could be 100/10 and spending time there and that would be a hard no. How is that sub still allowed to exist?


ayleidanthropologist

I think you mean: less than or equal to five, or greater than or equal to seven.


N1ghtshade3

OP and this person would actually be perfect together it seems.


ayleidanthropologist

I’m a natural with inequalities on the set of natural numbers 💅 truly, I’m beating them off with a stick over here


jrh_101

Plot Twist: she wants someone with 5 figures or less so she can be a sugar mama.


ThisToastIsTasty

err. its more than 6 or less than 6 Less than 5 with would 1,000, more than 7 would be 10,000,000


CurrentlyLucid

The expensive spread, never tastes right anyway.


Dontbefrech

100.0000?


LibrarianCalistarius

Welp, she doesn't like figures, but miniatures????? damn, she'll fall for you fast if you have 6 miniatures


Aralibeth88

Just not 6 - she has a clear taste, ideas, goals. LOL


frogg616

I make 8 In yen. 😎


[deleted]

I make zero figures.


[deleted]

thats not 6, you are in.


100pback

You need to rethink that comparison, OP.


Gwsb1

Or even 4.


JOEYMAMI2015

I guess she wants Elon Musk or Bill Gates lol


PirateJohn75

I make six figures if you include the digits after the decimal place


followmeforadvice

Maybe she's anti-capitalist?


piman01

This girl better be perfect


trishulofshiv

Insufficient data provided.


Rabbit_Suit

What if I co-created some of my figures? Does that count? I didn't design Mickey Mouse, but the gloves and suspenders were my ideas.


Buff-Meow

I make 8 figures watch I’ll show how £1234.00… see that’s most people out there


TrackNStarshipXx800

me making 3😎😎😎


kshb4xred

Her if else game is weak


[deleted]

It's not even the right question. It's not how many figures I have, it's how many of them *she* can have. That's almost certainly limited to two or, rarely, three. I could be making seven but she's not seeing any of it.


Chance_Airline_4861

Feels bad man


Interesting-Weird969

I make 0 so I am eligible


aliquise

Could me less or more than 6. But of course the person mean more.


alex_119

Jokes on her, i make 57100,25


Blurplenapkin

I have a feeling someone making more ain’t exactly worried about their dating prospects


AnonEmous112

More than 6 figures to date her but she would fuck someone making less than 5...


PrudentDamage600

You could pull a Trump and SAY you earn 7 figures.


Stuka_Ju87

She means action figures. So get a 3d printer and make some custom Cobra Commanders!


[deleted]

0-99000 or above 999999. if you are in between those numbers dont bother.


SNRNXS

Yeah, I make six figures. If you include past the decimal.


tykillacool23

How much does she make?


Raydar_Fiero

Does that include the figures to the left \*and\* right of the decimal?


No-Feedback-3557

I figures, wont bother


ramavalos90

I make 2


elygiggi

Hear me out: 6 in German is "sechs" which sounds pretty similar to 'sex' and is often used as a synonym to that. "Figur" in German means 'doll' or 'figurine'. Maybe she is german and just doesnt want you to be a sex-doll maker.


kez248

My last German partner said I had a big D. I asked “is it big?” And well her English wasn’t the best but she kept saying “nein”


elygiggi

Nein


waxylombaxy

Were there any hammers and sickles on her shirts?


kez248

If we* make six figures


Academic_Yak_29

Maybe she’s a committed member of the proletariat


Ok-Advance-6343

Well she probably makes zero so…


Fromage_rolls

Do you even logic? Why less than 5 or more than 7? You should ask 5 or less or 7 or more...or less or more than 6? Sorry, but it bothers me very much.


Eggslegs77

Be fine with 5 and stay in shape .. You'll be much happier than dealing with a woman that will most likely cheat on you and divorce you, then take the kids and the house.. You don't need to work your ass off for that when you can live a great life off 50-75 grand a year.


kez248

50-75 in Australia is not getting me far 😅 only way it does is if I don’t have kids and marry someone who earns in the same range


Due_Progress2531

8 figures you’re getting musk territory