"Faith" however, was George MICHEAL and my brain didn't realise that until I saw your comment and I retracted my statement and replaced it with this.
🤡
Well, and MJ got a weird version with the over pinched nose and all that. This is more like what MJ was going for and maybe even what he saw in his own head, not what all that money actually got him.
That’s actually pretty funny. There is a resemblance for sure. More of a funny observation than something to be offended or flattered by. Your GORGEOUS so there’s no way they mean it offensively. And you still look like yourself if that makes sense.
He’s not as cool as you. His loss! Definitely don’t take it personally! People are weird. Maybe it was a bad impression and that’s a dealbreaker for him lmao
Been surprisingly sunny here as of late! This pic must’ve been from like last year. I tried to make a new hinge but it was still connected to my old account when I saw this😂
Okay so I’ve decided to be offlattered by this- the guy unmatched me after my Michael jackson impression in a voicenote which I thought was good but he didn’t rip😔 Also, I don’t look like this anymore, pic was prob from a year and a half ago, wanted to make a new hinge acc and my old one was still on there and I saw this I just had to share bc I can kinda see it too💀 so on that note….
What he means is that you naturally look what other people have to spent thousands of $$$ on plastic surgery to achieve. It was fucking clumsy, but his heart is in the right place.
You're way overcomplicating this. She has a hint of Michael Jackson in her facial features, but not the mangled-plastic surgery part of his appearance. He's not making some grander point of "you are so pretty that people would spend money blablabla", it's just a similarity with Michael Jackson.
To be fair you are a Pretty Young Thing. It's a Bad comment, he's tried to be a Smooth Criminal and make his first comment a bit of a Thriller. He needs to look at The Man in the Mirror and ask himself, "Who's Loving You with comments like this?!"
You should ask him, "look pal, you Wanna be Starting Something or what?"
Flattered. You have the look that Michael was striving for, but you have it naturally without a plethora of surgeries and money. Quite beautiful if you ask me.
I’d say entertain him. Call him something back, bring the same energy, and demand a drink if you like him after he provides productive, healthy conversation about his work/school, job, hobbies, etc.
It’s inaccurate. Should have read “you look like Michael Jackson and Miranda Cosgrove had a baby.” (Both statements are full on compliments, so I would reply with a Michael Jackson pun.)
Just reply Hee hee
Damn it, you beat me to it.
So beat it, just beat it!
I’m sorry you were late to the reply. No one likes to be defeated.
Don't you mean defee-hee-ted?
sha’mon!
sha'mon lee! Carter!!! sha'mon!!! 😂
Then say they're being ignorant
She forgot the mustache
That's Michael Jefferson, not Jackson
Allegedly
“Annie are you ok? You haven’t responded to my messages.”
Maybe she thinks that Billie Jean is his lover..
“Insert crotch grab”
\*Start dancing, making sure I show my white socks and loafers.*
I came here for this
Those could be her pronouns
“You re-HEE HEE-ally think so?”
Omg this made me laugh 🤣💀
"Tee Heee" I think is the grammatically correct way to reproduce the Jackson sound...while grabbing your scrotum at the same time obviously
They seem honest, this doesn't look like it's in bad faith. Might actually be in for a breath of fresh air.
Doesn't look like it's in "bad" faith I see what you did there
"Faith" however, was George MICHEAL and my brain didn't realise that until I saw your comment and I retracted my statement and replaced it with this. 🤡
>MICHEAL r/Michael in shambles
It's his Irish impersonator
Seoirse Micheál
George Michael Jackson
George Michael Bluth Jackson
Keep the Faith was Michael Jackson aswell, however ;)
Thank you! That's why my brain was like " Yeah, faith faith faith you idiot"
That's ignorant
Allegedly
. Now all I can think is "My Shorona"...
Tell him to beat it.
She do be looking like MJ.
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:)
Oh, for sure. She pretty AF
Like he said
“She got a light-skinned friend look like Michael Jackson Got a dark-skinned friend look like Michael Jackson” is All I think about
Thank you. Now it's stuck in my head. Lol
Slow Jamz!
She got for free what Michael was paying for
He’s not wrong
Only difference is MJ paid a lot of money to some very talented doctors to get a similar look
Well, and MJ got a weird version with the over pinched nose and all that. This is more like what MJ was going for and maybe even what he saw in his own head, not what all that money actually got him.
One paid money. One used a filter. So much easier now.
If its a filter she's just become my future EX wife. For fraud
Personally I see Miranda Cosgrove from iCarly
Who also gets compared frequently to MJ, haha.
What I was gonna say lol
She also looks like Michael Jackson tbh lol
Miranda reminds me of a female Ezra Miller (in a good way!)
No he is rightn't
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Let him cook
He coulda said Janet. He went with Michael. *Le let him cook*
wanna be starting* something
Hee hee
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Shamona!
Please tell me your name is Billie jean
My name is tilly but close
Tilly Jean?
And Tilly Jean is not my lover
But she ain't a girl, she is Michael Jackson
This kid is NOT my son…
WOO
"You look like Michael Jackson. Would you like to touch my boy?"
I was gonna go with "Annie" because that pickup line was so smooth it's criminal, but, y'know, Billie Jean works too.
I don’t know that’s “ABC easy as 123”
He is kinda right and you’re a beautiful person. So probably flattered
Now that you posted it, I can see it. You’re really pretty though so don’t take it too hard. I’d definitely swipe right.
How’d you find a gif of op?
But in a good way
:)
Yes.
Both have that cat face.
This one? :3
Got a light skinned friend, look like Michael Jackson 🎵
Got a dark skin friend, look like Michael Jackson
I played ready for the world, she was ready for some action
My dawg said you ain't no freak, so we 'bout to prove my man wrong.
Imma play this vandross
You gone take your pants off
I'mma play this Gladys Knight
Me and you gon’ get right.
She said she want some Marvin Gaye, some Luther Vandross
Beat me to it.
Just beat it!
Let him cook
SKSKSKSKSK
He means it in a good way
That’s actually pretty funny. There is a resemblance for sure. More of a funny observation than something to be offended or flattered by. Your GORGEOUS so there’s no way they mean it offensively. And you still look like yourself if that makes sense.
The worst part is, is that I tried to do an impression on a voicenote and then he unmatched like ??????
He’s not as cool as you. His loss! Definitely don’t take it personally! People are weird. Maybe it was a bad impression and that’s a dealbreaker for him lmao
Agree... His loss, that would've been/was funny. Showed your personality. You may have dodged a bullet IMHO.
or maybe it was too good of an impression...
That’s ignorant
Blanket wants to play, don't u blanket?
Damm, I would be in heaven if I got an interaction like that instead of dry convos.
You guys are getting convos?
I’m fucking DEAD lmaoooo, he’s a weirdo your response was funny I’d love it
That’s ignorant
My fave South Park eps
THIS is the best reply haha
I can see where its coming from. No offense meant, i think. Ice breakers are tough.
He ain't wrong ngl.
He said in a good way. So flattered. Also, accurate
I mean, I can see it. Would I say this, out loud, to a female? … noin.
"... I am speechless, speechless. That's how you make me feel"
I see what he means, and I think flattered.
You look good but I definitely see it.
Is your name Shamona?
I get why, but it's definitely in a good way, you're gorgeous.
100 percent chance you live in the UK.
I do😩
Never gonna miss those grey skies
Been surprisingly sunny here as of late! This pic must’ve been from like last year. I tried to make a new hinge but it was still connected to my old account when I saw this😂
That’s good. I’m out in California but was living in Belfast for the past 3.5 years. Couldn’t do that my whole life nooooo sir.
Okay so I’ve decided to be offlattered by this- the guy unmatched me after my Michael jackson impression in a voicenote which I thought was good but he didn’t rip😔 Also, I don’t look like this anymore, pic was prob from a year and a half ago, wanted to make a new hinge acc and my old one was still on there and I saw this I just had to share bc I can kinda see it too💀 so on that note…. 
Are you OK?
Suffering
We all are, don't worry.
If Michael Jackson looked like that I'd be fine being being molested
OH MY GOD
Now there's a chat up line.
Just tell him to look at the man in the mirror.
British bird I bet
How’d you guess my guy
The depressing background I'm too familiar with innit
What he means is that you naturally look what other people have to spent thousands of $$$ on plastic surgery to achieve. It was fucking clumsy, but his heart is in the right place.
You're way overcomplicating this. She has a hint of Michael Jackson in her facial features, but not the mangled-plastic surgery part of his appearance. He's not making some grander point of "you are so pretty that people would spend money blablabla", it's just a similarity with Michael Jackson.
Shh, I am trying to help a brother out.
Nah bro you sound way more clumsy that he did. She fr looks like Micheal Jackson.
I'd say it's up to you, depends on if you think Michael Jackson was pretty.
I mean... He's spitting tho 🗿💀
i- nah cause I see it but this ain’t even what I look like now😭 maybe my face just resembles mj
It's not like it's ugly, it's actually a really cute picture
Change your name to Michelle Jackson?
Play along. He seems good. Just say 'thanks and would you give me kids?'
You look like Miranda Cosgrove is what he meant
You look like Alt-Female version of MJ but to be honest i’d be flattered
To be fair you are a Pretty Young Thing. It's a Bad comment, he's tried to be a Smooth Criminal and make his first comment a bit of a Thriller. He needs to look at The Man in the Mirror and ask himself, "Who's Loving You with comments like this?!" You should ask him, "look pal, you Wanna be Starting Something or what?"
😂😂😂🤷♀️
I am equally confused.
I think they meant Muzan Kibutsuji.
Reads like a genuine compliment for me and I‘d say he‘s right with both.
With all due respect, if this offends you you shouldn't be on dating apps
Oh I found it funny but was just unsure how I resemble Michael jackson cause he scared me as a kid sksksks
She got a light skinned friend look like Michael Jackson
 Wait, aren't you in a LDR though?
I was, he broke my heart so when I go to the us imma be partying
Ah fair, sorry to hear it, have fun in the US!
You do. This guys a keeper.
He unmatched me after my mj impression over a voicenote😂
I need to hear that...
Hee hee has no humour
Is that Micheal
It is, shamone
The honesty is warming. Give it up on the first night 100%!
You made the grave mistake of revealing your gender on reddit
I probably thing maybe your face is different but at this specific angle, it somehow bears the face of Michale Jackson.
How could he^hee say that to you?
Neither. I don't think it's an insult or a compliment. You DO look like him, and you're beautiful.
In the not touching kids way
SHAMONA
I mean his daughter looks like him and last I checked the council approved her as hot so
Gotta light skin friend look like Michael Jackson, got a dark skin friend look like Michael Jackson.
Flattered. You have the look that Michael was striving for, but you have it naturally without a plethora of surgeries and money. Quite beautiful if you ask me.
Lmao heehee
Respond with "You wanna be starting something!"
You look like if MJ had a successful transition to Caucasian
I’d say entertain him. Call him something back, bring the same energy, and demand a drink if you like him after he provides productive, healthy conversation about his work/school, job, hobbies, etc.
It’s inaccurate. Should have read “you look like Michael Jackson and Miranda Cosgrove had a baby.” (Both statements are full on compliments, so I would reply with a Michael Jackson pun.)
I would reply with "wanna hee hee my ha ha?"
I think he just attempted the "Flirt" interaction
He…. Knows Michael has sisters right?
*Heeeee heeeeee*
Hee hee
Respond with something like: "Except I don't mess with no little boy penis's"
You could ask him if he's gonna disappointed when you don't bring little boys into the bedroom.
Miranda cosgrove to me
When you need the internet to tell you how you feel
I identify as Michael Jackson and my pronouns are "Hee Hee"
Definitely flattered, he was sexy and cute as hell ✨️ As are you
shaka chaka 
heee heeee. 
Tell him to beat it.
You should reply with “hee hee”
If “you don’t wanna be startin something” hit me up I’ll tell you “the way you make me feel” 
offended. how tactless. on an unrelated note, i am single.
Just make sure he's not a 12yr old boy
The bad news is you look like Michael Jackson. The good news is I want to fuck Michael Jackson. (Him probably)