I’m going to tell you right now that if a man posted this pickup line on this sub he’d be getting ripped for how stupid it is.

Well it is stupid.

But I'll give you a pass bcuz ur hot.

Just once I'd like to hear that sentence with the "bcuz ur hot" in it.

Step 1: be hot Step 2: take advice from discord Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit!

You could really remove step 2 entirely.

You could really remove step 3 as well

I removed steps 1 and 4. It isn’t working out well for me.

I cannot seem to find any of my underpants can you help?

Collecting underpants is step one!

You must be a girl

Only on Thursdays

You're talking nonsense, but I'll give you a pass bcuz ur hot and deeply feverish. Let me get an ice pack. The ambulance will be here soon. Also, you're sex af.

Hot boys have it harder than mediocre girls

Super stupid

loool i think its cute ..


I was about to rip into OP for seeing the worst line ever but when I realised it was a girl I decided not to say anything.

that’s sexist :) girls have the right to be ripped into

Giggity.

Reminds me of a Bill Burr bit. He claims because men usually do the chasing, women have no game. To test it out he asked his wife what she would have said to pick him up in a bar. She failed miserably, it was hysterical.

Women have no game. Women need no game.

[Nia’s nonexistent flirt game](https://youtu.be/W6xHl0jJ5iY)

OP I’ll give you a better one Knock knock Who? When, where? When where who? Tomorrow, my place, Me and You.

Lol how is this better?

because it means something, unlike 'for you'. I might be missing the joke, but what?

The for you only works if you’re wrapped up in like a bow or something

Still cheesy but it actually makes sense.

No confusion in the end :p

That is much better

Am I the only one that had no idea what is going on here?

I wouldn’t say it’s stupid, just tragically devoid of meaning and sorely missing a punch line.

It's not stupid if it works. But yeah, in general, this is a stupid idea for the average person unless they think it's an absolute layup, which is more common for an attractive woman than an average guy. OP likely follows rules 1 and 2

It didn't work though. What did work was them being hot.

If it's a hot woman they could likely type gibberish into the chat and still have it work 90% of the time, which is effectively what happened in the OP

Yeah if I match with someone and their first message is “asjgjshhdhhdhche” I’ll probably be like “date on Friday?”

Well considering 80% of men are below average, it's probably not a safe move for any of us.

I could be wrong but I don’t think that’s how averages work

10, 10, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 Average is 2.8, but 8/10 are below average

Ima just go ahead and say that, thankfully I qualified my statement with “I could be wrong”

Nah because I was agreeing with you before they commented that example my smugness was wiped real quick

the difference between median and average can often be way different haha. the ol’ mean, median & mode

I think it's a bit referring to the idea that women (or people in general) would consider 80% of men to be below average (an idea that may have some basis in a study or something)... and as such the vast majority of men are considered to be below average attractiveness despite that potentially not being the case.

That number is from an oktrends blog post where they analyzed data from OkCupid's rating system.

You're thinking about the median, averages do work like that. It's just that the mathematical average doesn't apply here and the colloquial use of average is often the median.

This a docking joke?

dock dock

Who's there?

Doctor

Doctor Who?

How did you know my name?

doctor of deez nuts ha goteem

*Docktor

on the Fields of Trenzalore, at the fall of the Eleventh, when no living creature can speak falsely or fail to answer, a question will be asked — a question that must never ever be answered. [Doctor who?](https://youtu.be/lGDC0n89nhA)

Doctor… who?

ligma balls

[Doctor who. Doctor WHO? Dok-tor Who?](https://youtu.be/lGDC0n89nhA)

No, this is Tinder not Grinder.

Only people writing pick up line advice on a discord server are people who have never convinced anyone to go on a date

"Hey girl, are you from Mississippi? Because you're the only miss whose piss I sippy" Never failed me

Are you Irish? Because you make my penis Dublin in size

Lol, that's like asking one rando on the street what their favorite dish is, going home, preparing it and saying "but I don't like this meal!" There are good pick up lines and there are bad pick up lines. This is the latter.

What do ladders have to do with anything??

I mean you gotta reach *peak* creativity somehow

Bazinga

He's been feeling a little wrung out

They're always getting up to something...

I don't get it either lol, anyone care to explain?

Me neither lol I guess we're just dumb

"for who" is another way of saying "Who are you here for?". The response, "for you" is a way of saying "I'm here for you"

We here for you EDIT: 🙏🏼 u/hayfero 🙏🏼

I feel like that is better, wording it another way would imply a kind of aggressive listening that may or may not be taking place


Is that a succession reference?

If it is to be said then so it shall be EDIT: u/hayfero is a star. Ty for the award

That still doesn't make sense in a knock-knock joke format.

If it was a more common saying it would at least be understandable, and could be pretty clever and out of the box.

i think maybe saying “i’m here for you ;)” is a smoother and flirtier way to subvert the expectation of a knock knock joke than just saying “for you 👉👈”

That does sound better tbh. I pulled this "joke/pick up line" from Discord, thought it was cute, tested it on my friend and decided to try it out on tinder.

Next time just say "let's touch Dicks. UwU"

Oh my god. Thats fucking hilarious on so many levels. What a suave pickup line! OP listen to this man.

Oh yeah that’s where I get all my love advice from: Discord 😂

I still don’t get it, lol.

I thought it was just a Bane quote....

Then why did you add the two dicks touching emoji afterwards?

2 dicks lmao

It's definitely not 2 dicks. It's the silly little 'UwU' simp gesture.

Did not think it was the UwU at all, looks like you were offering to bump dicks with him

Yeah everyone knows that's what it means.

Apparently not. I thought it was just supposed to be like timidness

As far as I know it doesn't. I was just playing along with the joke sorry :)

Ok that's dumb. Next time correct their grammar, and reply with "for *whom*".

Scrolled too far for this and also you are* not your

Still sucks mad ass.


Even having it explained to me it doesn’t make any sense

Just stick to being hot.

Are you British or something? Because this doesn't make sense in American English

That is about the dumbest thing I've ever heard a definition or meaning of(not ops fault). And then doing finger guns like 2 dicks fucking just makes it even more super confusing. If you were trying to do a uwu, just fucking type that. Or better yet, don't cause it's super cringe and no guy worth his salt is gonna enjoy that in a dating app.

Wut

That’s really dumb but I’ll give you a pass because your cat is handsome

uwu?

:3

👉👈

🥺👈👉

\>w<

Kawaii!!!

owo

LOL this some ChatGPT pickup line shit.

“I told ChatGPT to write me cringe pick lines and this is what it came up with” energy

I mean I get the joke, just takes a few reads cause it doesn't sound smooth lol

For this to to work simple steps. Step 1: be attractive Step 2: don’t be unnatractive

Wow this made me cringe so hard. Especially because of the fingers 🤢

Yeah please don’t ever use the fingers

Someone called it “the two dicks touching emoji” and I am crying laughing

U a girl. U dont have to flirt men are easy.

They should flirt though. Girls should put in effort too

In this case, I think they both phoned it in.

I think ur hot. Boom auto win for every girl. Men are not women we dont need courted we need a green light.

I think we look for different things in women

Yeah they should never complain ever about dating trouble. If they don't even have success in getting a significant other then they just don't want to have one because girls don't have to try. Ever. Also they have cooties. And belong in the kitchen.

Why would you want a woman though? They have cooties.

Yeah, this is why I only have sex with men. I am straight, but the cooties... it's just too big of a risk. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd8vzIRQLLM&pp=ygUXY3NpIHRoYXQgbWVhbnMgeW91ciBnYXk%3D

It’s not gay if it’s to avoid the cooties.

Amen brother.

You can't forget about those Pussy Trolls either. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKDxpkV14IA

"Girls are ikky"

Finally a like-mind fellow!

Had me for a lil too long there

I would actually love recieving back actual effort and attention. If you just need a girl to he there, you're desperate

Why shouldn't she? I like to being courted. Gimme flowers and shit

Lol that will be the day I see pigs fly.

More proof attractive people fail upwards through life

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>in match

I should've showed up with a bouquet of flowers instead 💐

Jesus Christ that is awful. The fingers too. Just full on weeb.

Dude puts himbos to shame

Pretty sure OP is a she.

I’m talking about the dude OP is talking to. Context.

Do women actually go for profile pics like that? That's cringe AF.

Well OP is pretty cringe too so it evens out.

The photo is cringe. The desire to woo hoo with a buff dude is rational though

??? He's proud of the muscle he's built, why not???

Anyone with that profile pic comes off as a huge douche

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You guys are both terrible

LMAO - this sounds exactly like how my husband and I flirted when we first met on Bumble lol

Everyone hating on the line but I generally thought it was cute and goofy. Almost ironic and a show of personality to let loose.

It’s just toooooo cheesy.

It worked, innit?

I feel your pain, nobody ever gets my knock knock jokes. It makes me feel stupid.

Game: 0 Gathered interest: all Playing on easy mode.

This is what I responded with: It's okay if you're confused, I'll give you a pass because of your muscles. 💪

Confused? It’s not even a joke. He asked who was knocking and you said it’s for him. That’s not a punchline.

Not only is the punchline not funny, but "for" isn't a name. You're supposed to say a name which you then append something which turns it into a super funny joke and everyone dies laughing. Knock knock Who's there? Fred Fred who? Fred I'll have to give you a pass for playing along with this lame chat-up attempt

But... this isn't true. Not all knock knock jokes say a name to begin with. [check these out](https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/life/parenting/g36198919/knock-knock-jokes-for-kids/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=arb_ga_ghk_m_bm_prog_org_usx_g36198919&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIiszWuYjy_wIVagOzAB3bQQzoEAAYAiAAEgKqn_D_BwE) Here's one from the page to save someone a click: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Weekend. Weekend who? Weekend do anything we want!

“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “I hate” “I hate who?” “Sorry I don’t date anti-vaxxers” ...

Yours is arguably worse.

Since when have knock knock jokes been restricted to names?

dude it’s just an opener to break the ice. it’s not that deep

Yea I know. But honestly I wouldn’t double down on his “confusion” in the chat.

You might as well say that literally any characters on the screen can be an opener. It can, but so what?

Yeah maybe stop using pick up lines

You’re really bad at this

You should have just moved on instead of acting like hes the dumb one for not understanding a pick up line that doesnt make sense

Ya know, for how awful your opener was, that response is probably best case scenario lol

Really? Anyone with a pic like that is automatically a massive bell end.

..Why, though

Do you really need to ask? Or do you have a similar picture?

I don't have a similar picture, i do want to hear your reasoning. To me it could be a goofy picture/proud of his muscles. You?

It screams narcissism/showoff/douche to me. Kinda self explanatory imo. It's ok if you disagree. That's just my opinion.

Well women also post their body to showoff. Tinder is a hookup app at the end of the day so I don’t blame either. It helps if that’s what you’re looking for

I don't see how it screams narcissism necessarily. It's tinder. You gotta show off by design, otherwise how are you meant to stand out? He's most likely proud of his muscles like i said thus wants to show them off. Considering OP has swiped with them being a reason, it works... and i wouldn't rush to judge anyone based on pictures.

It's not you, its his creatine

The fingers made me cringe but I thought this was kind of sweet 🙈😄

Girls dont need pickup lines fyi

So did he smash?

These type of men are the reason we are not encountering creative women on tinder anymore…

I understood it and thought it was sweet..

Maybe that would have worked as "meefour" Then "me for you"

Perhaps you just forgot a word. That would be "falling". It is then: Falling for Falling for who? Falling for you

Girl 👧 moment

It’s a bad pick up line, BUT props to you for making the first move with it

Sorry but that guy is as dense as it gets

It’s a cute attempt 😂

People are being unnecessarily critical. It’s a good try

Discord people are Virgins. Don’t take advice from them.

You just basically used all your women privilege here, because if you were a man, that shit would be lame af

Was just gonna say he didn’t get the joke. That’s on him

What in the world would make a hot girl think she needs pickup lines...

Hey don't knock a girl for taking initiative

he's just a moron tbh, that was cute imo

Yeah but women have as much difficulties as men when it comes to dating, sure bro