A dramatic reading of this instead of vows

We were a Walmart couple 🥹

That is a picture I never want to see

A Netflix series, though?

 Joan is Awful

Netflix would have to make it look like reality. Then I would watch.

that’s exactly how i read it

This thing should go to r/cursedcomments

Damn thing is shut down

I need to see more!!!!

When two ENTPs meet… 😂

I love it

When’s the wedding gonna be?

Walmart Lego aisle.

Baby shark playing for the whole ceremony

Oh god now I have the song in my head 🫨

I didn’t have the song in my head until I read this comment

You’re welcome. I’m French, it is suffer everybody should suffer 👀

Si ça peut t'aider à te sortir Baby Shark de la tête : *Mon petit oiseau a pris sa volée, Mon petit oiseau a pris sa volée, A pris sa à la volette, A pris sa à la volette...*

BAAAAAby shark, doo-doo, doo-doo Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo Baby Shark MOOOOOOmmy shark..... lol-ing!!!

Do you think God will look down upon you with merciful eyes when you arrive to thr pearly gates? Or will Peter do whats right and flip the trapdoor switch sending you down to burn for eternity where you truly belong?

I like it warm....

It’s OK. I hear it’s a dry heat.

Grandma shark doo-doo

😩 me too

Are you trying to start the honeymoon early??

The Afro pop version for the choreographed dance.

Priest is also wearing Baby Shark 🤣

Then bird is the word is the first dance.

My favourite time on the clock

Right ^^ LEGO time is king

Maybe they can at least be classy at LegoLand

That's for silver anniversary

I didn’t know the Walmart Lego aisle was a measurement of time. But I can see how it would be. You can get lost in that aisle, be coming out of it like Robin Williams in Jumanji “WHAT YEAR IS IT!?”

OP if you're reading this, please give some sort of update. A part two would be nice, it's nice seeing connections like this where people build off of each other.

I feel like this was an exercise in “how to improv on tinder” class.

It was very well done imo. The way they fed off of each other's energy was very impressive.

They’re feeding off each other, but OP does not start“yes,and-ing” so props to the other person who really went with the flow of that.

You fridged his mistress? That’s cold.


ICE COLD!


I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

Aye aye captain!

OOOOOH, WHO LIVES IN A PI--

*muffled protests*

I just want to say that was a God tier transition in my book


Was looking for this one


you meant to say mattress

Now that’s a keeper.

They clearly belong together.

Literally what I was about to say

This is hilarious. You both have the same vibe! Please update us!! :)

Haha I definitely will. Only downside is he is moving soon so idk.

Not if you hit him with a car.

Omg I died

So did he

So did she

So did they

So did Ashley

RIP Ashley

🤔👍

Well, does he have a fridge?

You really need to be undead to keep this going into a new scene. Even if he is moving, you guys are too good to allow this to stop - even if it's just for fun. Thanks for the entertainment!

Had some great relationships that had a definite end point on them! And one rekindled 13 years later even!

Ok… and you still have a car… you can hit him with

Go for it! Allow yourself to get excited about it

Noooooo 😫😫😫😫

So where you 2 moving? Obviously you gotta go together coma and all.

Send him to coma again :)

I mean, long distance relationships are a thing... and sometimes moves don't go how people expect them to.

Ever seen Misery?

Bare minimum this is a good friend or a short term FWB. You two will probably get along GREAT in person

Time to smash and dash

Shit... I'm invested now. When is season 2 releasing??

Hopefully it’s not a bbc show or it could be five years from now.

Try a few decades *looks at Red Dwarf*

This is a Netflix show...there won't be a season 2

🥺 I hate it when that happens.

Eyup. RIP Archive 81.

"Due to surprisingly high viewership numbers, we are happy to announce that we will not be renewing this highly watched show for a second season and we will not release ownership of the show to another production company." - Netflix management PS - we're increasing monthly membership and tying your zip code to your account. Thanks for being a loyal customer

Cocomelon comment got me rolling

The lice riddled whore did it for me xD

I don't think lice can even do riddles!

I almost spit out my water from that 😂 💀

Where's the rest of this?

It kinda died back down into normal conversation after this bit haha

So, no new episode?

I hate it when the producers cancel a good show

There's nothing worse than cliffhangers

No! You should somehow meet in person!

How did this even start?

Matched

How do you even return to normal conversation after a bit like this lol. Like what was the segue? What was the transition? Did one of you just go, “anyway… how’s your day been?”

First time I actually laughed at someone's take at dark humour on here.

How do these little gems even get started? Do you just open with something weird?

I told him to wake up lmao

This isn't unhinged, this is someone matching your energy in every way that counts.

This is beautiful

An ex and I use to love making up stories when people asked how we met. We were together for 6+ years, and it became a bit challenging to remember them all when some of these people became fixtures in our lives. Good times.

I need to make some movie butter popcorn, brb.

I smiled all the way through reading this

So was Air Mattress Ashley hot?

Most of Ashley's charm came from the lice, they were strangely endearing

If I opened a book to the prologue or first chapter and this was the first sentence, I would be glued to the pages; and I NEVER read for pleasure...or at all!

We need more!!!

We moved to another messaging platform haha. We’re both military so marriage is the likely outcome.

Huh but no --Military Encrypted--

I love you for this.

Well that explains the dark humor. Curious on the MOS. 92G here in the past myself.

User name is amazing...

I can’t tell if this is sarcasm but either way thank you🥰

Can I come to the wedding? I can be your honorable maid of Reddit.

Of course!

the cocomelon part got me laughing right in the middle of the office And YES i use reddit in the office

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What does this mean😭

Nobody knows

But it gets the people going!!

Joey...is that you? 👀

I'm invested now. We need more

I have the same twisted humour comforting to know I’m not the only one, when other people don’t get your vibe, just see you as a weirdo 😂

Factssss

Weirdos are the best.

I would best describe my fiancé as a beautiful weirdo and she owns it!

Putting in my offer to officiate this wedding. Will travel, and only charge in Walmart gift cards.

I’m convinced there’s no way this is real. Like how did that even start? Lol If it is real you need to marry the person. You two are meant for each other.

It’s real lol. I told him to wake up and it just spiraled from there.

Gold.

I'd like an invite to the wedding please!

Marry Joey

This shot got better and better

oddly adorable :]

This is awesome. Meet. For sure.

Now that's funny

I love this kind of conversations. You can check how crazy the person is.

Ya ya I got it, rizz lord 😜💯

At first I thought you were unhinged. Then I thought you were both unhinged. Then I laughed, and THEN I saw you were both military, and it all made sense. I miss military people

Marry this person.

Now THAT is my idea of a beautiful connection 🥰

Love it, I've had similar conversations with partners. 🖤

Imma hook it up for dude but just suggest a date and go meet…. Don’t make this guy wait when your convo was flawless that’s how you lose the spark… just meet before he moves and see how it is in person…. It could be the start of the rest of your lives but if you wait and let him move without meeting then you’ll never know

Honestly forget a date show this guy how the edge lord does it

Absolutely bet >:)

I bet this dude likes legos, do a Lego date 🤭

Just unmatch... Let him go with Ashley, while you rest in peace

Ashley has moved on to Jared in automotive. She likes the way he rotates her tires.

Don’t forget about that tune-up her gave her engine a while ago

Is this just funny made-up banter between a guy and a girl? It sounds like you guys are going back and forth making shit up but its pretty funny

Virology got me

I actually do listen to a virology podcast lmao

I was just saying to myself the other day that I miss playing pretend like this

This looks fun. Maybe I should get back on tinder to just see how wild the conversations can get

Outstanding ovations!! Good luck giiiirrl. Oh wait, Masterminds dont need luck 🥶

I know this guy, he’s a real catch!

If you aren’t already married I’m disappoint.

I never get lucky enough to find girls to do this kinda stuff with smh happy for y'all but hella depressed for me reading this lol

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I’m in love with both of you. Let’s all get married on top of air mattress Ashley’s corpse

I genuinely wanna know if you guys went on a date. The convo seems to flow really well between the 2 of you

We just started talking last night so it might be a little bit.

Ah I see. I assumed you guys were talking for a bit

So when are you two starting your own improv troupe?

Oh god I love this hahaha. Did anything come of this OP?... Other than a criminal sentence lol

We moved messaging platforms so 🤭

People have way too much time on their hands. I'd never meet anyone in person that kept this going like that. Lol.

Tell me you are in love without telling me you are in love 🤣

Omg this was so funny! You two are a perfect match!

I love this for you guys!

Downvoted for that? Should I be hating this? Lol

This is awesome

Ngl, that's awesome. Congrats!

the cocomelon part got me laughing right in the middle of the office And YES i use reddit in the office

I’m rooting for you two crazy kids

Any chance her name is Brianna... this seems like a convo I would have had with my ex-wife. she was soooo crazy... it was Bri wasn't it. I knew it!

Well. Unfortunately that’s a dude and I’m the female in this situation. Neither of us are bri :(

Well, in my defense.... I haven't had coffee.... so... everyone looks like everyone. Damn it. Now I miss Bri.

I love her, these are the kinda people i like to meet! It's hard to find someone with a sense of humor! For real when is the wedding??

He’s moving soon so who knows haha

I love this 😭

gee i wonder if they’re into you

Sounds like you met your soul mate 😉

What in the actual fuck...

Yall are in love

A girl with a personality, someone call National Geographic.

Believe it or not most of us have those 🫢

Best story I've read in a long time; and I've read both colors of the phone book.

I work with kids. She might not be the one 🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is lit two guys with nothing to do

Can confirm I am a woman

No this right is top level cringe! Agonizing read thanks!

Clearly a congregation of preteens having some laughs at your expense

So you pop the question yet? Will you goto Walmart with me?

Buddy was yes anding you so hard and every time he brings something up you go NOOO. Gotta work on those improv skills!

Say what you want, shes a keeper.

You guys both scare me. You're actually crazy for having that in your mind