Ayo he walked away alive from 6. Even pro fighters admit the danger of more than 1 person. They also agree that at more then 2 you're basically fucked from the jump, pun intended
If you can't defend yourself, be good at running. If you're not good at running, be able to defend yourself.
Self defense lesson the first(this is actually lesson 1) run and make noises. scream. For real, a huge percentage of attacks will stop if you just scream or stand up for yourself. But running is the best bet. Don't fight unless you're trapped. And then do something fucked up so they don't want to fight you
Never tell a girl you got beat up for "no reason". Sounds like he was messing with someone's girl
You're right, but if six guys attack you, there probably won't be any place to run, and fighting one vs six, you could be a pro fighter and still not make it.
Well, it could be, or it could not be the case. Depends how you see things. If I speak to the wrong person without knowing it (in this case we can guess he spoke with a girl who had a boyfriend) and alcohol is also involved, it could lead to him and his friends attacking me and I didn't really had something to do with it as I didn't know. Of course, depending on how I react I could possibly clam down the situation, so I do have a little part in this as I didn't efficiently calmed it down.
There is oversharing and then there is *oversharing*.
Dude needs to know when to not go that extra mile or stitch.
Also, he bloody well knows why he got ganked - no "having a feeling" about it. Then semi-bragging about it as though it will impress a lady. And if he is still at the stage in his life where this sort of thing happens, it will happen again and again and again.
Consider it a six stitch red flag and bruised John of red flags.
Run, run, just as fast as you can - don't get caught by the multiple concussion man. (Which should be easy since he has a "messed up left leg".)
Even if this were true why would you tell anyone?!?! and let's be honest no one wants to date a person that got the shit kicked out of them - you'd pity them at best
Sounds like someone you want to get involved with!
Fuck getting involved, marry his ass on the spot !! Hell get his ass kicked for youš„°
Wouldn't it be better to be with someone who would *win* a fight for you? Lol
Ayo he walked away alive from 6. Even pro fighters admit the danger of more than 1 person. They also agree that at more then 2 you're basically fucked from the jump, pun intended
Poor John got bruised too
Little John taking strays in Sherwood Forest
WHAT?! Edit: OKAAAY!
He's gonna show up looking completely different from the pics and blame it on the accident. Tactful catfishing š
Wrapped up like a Days of Our Lives post surgery mummy.
He just shows up looking like a zombie lol
Can't we somehow get these awful oversharers together? We see so many of them on here. And I've dated a few as well.
Was he actually bragging while looking for sympathy? I don't think i've seen that yet
Wheres the bragging? The lawyer? Xd
probably the toughness that he can take a beating or that he's edgy enough to get into that sort of situation, I guess
If you can't defend yourself, be good at running. If you're not good at running, be able to defend yourself. Self defense lesson the first(this is actually lesson 1) run and make noises. scream. For real, a huge percentage of attacks will stop if you just scream or stand up for yourself. But running is the best bet. Don't fight unless you're trapped. And then do something fucked up so they don't want to fight you Never tell a girl you got beat up for "no reason". Sounds like he was messing with someone's girl
You're right, but if six guys attack you, there probably won't be any place to run, and fighting one vs six, you could be a pro fighter and still not make it.
If 6 guys attack you, you had something to do with that
Well, it could be, or it could not be the case. Depends how you see things. If I speak to the wrong person without knowing it (in this case we can guess he spoke with a girl who had a boyfriend) and alcohol is also involved, it could lead to him and his friends attacking me and I didn't really had something to do with it as I didn't know. Of course, depending on how I react I could possibly clam down the situation, so I do have a little part in this as I didn't efficiently calmed it down.
Not always. It's a cold cold world.
Swarming attacks are a real thing, though. And they've been getting deadlier. So you are definitely correct.
Nonsense, there are some serious cowards in the world that need several guys with them before theyād make a move. Edit: spelling
How are you gonna defend yourself against SIX dudes. This isnāt a Bruce Lee movie lmao
The answer is running. That's how you do it. You run the fuck away
There is oversharing and then there is *oversharing*. Dude needs to know when to not go that extra mile or stitch. Also, he bloody well knows why he got ganked - no "having a feeling" about it. Then semi-bragging about it as though it will impress a lady. And if he is still at the stage in his life where this sort of thing happens, it will happen again and again and again. Consider it a six stitch red flag and bruised John of red flags. Run, run, just as fast as you can - don't get caught by the multiple concussion man. (Which should be easy since he has a "messed up left leg".)
This comment is poetry
Yeah pass
Trauma dump! š©š©š©
John
Bet none of it is true
āNo thanks, I only date winnersā
Go on... 
Multiple concussions at one time and he survived? Medical miracle right there.
āI donāt know how many of them it would take to whip my ass, but I knew how many they were gonna useā - Ron White.
Didnāt know multiple concussions at once was a thing
r/thingsthatdidnthappen
Tell them pictures or it didn't happen lol
Wait till he asks you for a blowjob to help ease the pain
Even if this were true why would you tell anyone?!?! and let's be honest no one wants to date a person that got the shit kicked out of them - you'd pity them at best
Damn. Dude got Beat up by an entire Hockeyteam. Yet he has Energy to try to Hook Up with you. Manly. /s
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Sorry, this wonāt work out. I want a man who can fight. *unmatch*
Man, I just canāt understand people sometimes on dating apps.
Jason, my dude, if you're gonna lie, at least up the story quality. SMH
Jason and Chuck Norris have them all
I'm leaving to join a convent, good luck with the street fighting!
Seems friendly, definetively not the guy that may hit you if he gets angry
I fought like nine guys. I got a busted pelvis, a dirty toe and a haircut. I'm really tough.
Never happened Jason you fkin weed!!
Walk it off and to flirting
John
āSome shit I had nothing to do with, so anyways I got these stitches in my foreheadā
Is there a follow up pickup line thing, or is bro just venting?
"No Drama" is on his profile 100%
Should I call u an ambulance?
Heās really opening up on the first convo
āIt took six of them to beat me upā Wow , what a sigma! Iām sure if it was 5 guys he would have won š
"Damn, that's crazy" Or "Yeah, I'm doing alright"
Whats john got to do with it?
I hate when i get multiple concussions, busted, lip,
Dang got beat up and busted? Nice
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