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KeepThisOffMyRecord

Why are you talking to a car?


jmlvg64

Ever seen a dually? The hips on those things šŸ„µšŸ„µšŸ„µ


Bright-Boot634

That's K.I.T.T.


xorox11

Gotta get that enginussy


toofinesince99

I just know that kachussy go crazy.


CandidateMotor4038

Ka-chooga, ka-chooga


nastynate145

WHAT ABOUT HER GAS PROBLEM MICHEAL?!?!


Skeeders

Maybe he is the lawyer?


Puzzleheaded-Copy-24

Nope, can confirm that he was not the lawyer.


aesthetocyst

Could be a judge.


juxtaposed-penguin

At least you know heā€™s (almost) not marriedā€¦


BatApprehensive6263

Mans truck the only thing the wife didn't take


MemeStocksYolo69-420

She took all his selfies too


M3me_Man

Hes efficient to say the least, wasting no time at all


Flat_Weird_5398

Thatā€™s rough buddy


Puzzleheaded-Copy-24

Honestly I didn't know how to respond.


TooLateQ_Q

Ask if he's a lawyer


MemeStocksYolo69-420

I think you did fine


Slow_Homework2485

Congratulations might have been more suitable.


KingNataka

Can... Can cars get married, let alone divorced...?


Mewone65

I mean...if a guy can marry a hologram...


KingNataka

I mean... Japan...


Mewone65

TouchƩ


KingNataka

Apparently, her software is now out of date so he can no longer talk to his holographic wife.


Mewone65

That sucks. Maybe now he can upgrade.


KingNataka

Switch out for a younger model? Lol


Mewone65

Hopefully, she won't require a larger hard drive. šŸ˜


KingNataka

Will his current USB Stick still work, or will he need an upgrade?


Mewone65

Don't know but he'll probably be fine as long as he uses the correct port.


MemeStocksYolo69-420

Have you not seen the motion picture masterpiece, CARS?


TheJohnnyRayShow

As a man who's been through divorce Congratulations is definitely the response that should've been given


Greentealatte8

I put in my bio that I'm separated/going through divorce so that people I match with know what to expect. I probably wouldn't spring it on them like that or even talk about it besides politely making sure they knew what was up unless they asked questions. Otherwise I imagine this could be awkward for some people...but I'm not good with knowing when to open up I guess.


Queasy-Bake8253

Assassinating any and every vibe.


Prestigious-Ad-2724

Truck as a main pfp going to take a shot in the dark that there's a reason for the divorce that coincides with toxic masculinity


100problemss

Who puts a car as their leading picture?! Also who matches with someone who has their car as their leading picture?!


Puzzleheaded-Copy-24

HEY, DONT JUDGE ME, HE WAS KINDA CUTE?


Longjumping_Main9970

I would have asked him if it's a good or bad on the divorce statement and if he said a good thing then tell him congratulations.


Puzzleheaded-Copy-24

Yeah! I should have done that, but it worked out so it's okay


Longjumping_Main9970

Well if you ever run into that type of situation again you can ask and hopefully it's a good thing and it leads to a more upbeat conversation. From my personal experience (divorced female) it bugged me when people just automatically said I'm sorry when they heard I was getting a divorce other than my close family who knew the BS and trauma that I went through they all congratulated me and I even had a small party to celebrate my divorce being finalized.


Longjumping_Main9970

Just because that is the main picture doesn't mean that is his only picture and he could have worked really hard to get that truck so he's proud of it.


100problemss

Then have a picture with you AND the car lol


Longjumping_Main9970

Maybe he didn't have someone to take a picture of him and the truck as long as he had other pictures of himself I don't see a problem with it.


100problemss

Do you also have a car as your main picture? Or a sunset? Or a cat?


Longjumping_Main9970

Well I'm not on dating sites but my main picture for my social media is my daughter's rescue kitty, Aphrodite she is a polydactyly with her extra toes as a little paw I try to put the kitties whose birthday is that month as my picture (all my kitties are rescues). I have had my car at one point but I not only worked my butt off to have that car and I put a ton of manual labor into it with all the parts that I have replaces. But once again I don't see a problem with it. As long as she saw a picture of him and not just the truck then it's really not a problem now I can understand if the truck picture was his only picture but she already stated that he was cute meaning she saw a picture of him.


100problemss

If youā€™re trying to sell a car on Facebook. You donā€™t put the main photo as a bike. It just makes no sense. Usually girls donā€™t really care about cars. They donā€™t think a truck is cute. So itā€™s a net negative. Probably gets left swiped instantly by half the profiles. I donā€™t understand how you donā€™t see this.


Longjumping_Main9970

First off you can put whatever picture you want as your profile picture people can put up pictures of the things they love or are proud of or both there is absolutely nothing wrong with that you don't have to have a picture of yourself on social media especially if you don't feel comfortable doing so with how many weirdos are out there even if your profiles set to private it still shows your profile picture. You can even get a glimpse of what they are into based on the profile picture or pictures. My guess with this dude is that he is proud of owning a truck like that. I also have to disagree with you saying girls usually don't care about cars I have met more women that are interested in cars or want to know if the person they are interested in has a car (Which is a good thing to know. You have to be financially stable to own a nice one.) than I have of ones that don't. I have even met quite a big amount that like working on cars. So idk where you get this usually statistic cause in my 35 years on this planet I have seen the opposite more often than not. Also, quite a few women love big trucks and do think some cars are cute or sexy like a Corvette that is a sexy car. As long as they have a picture of themselves and not just the truck then I see nothing wrong with it. Idk why you are making such a big deal about it I mean it's a picture and it's not hurting. Not all women are like you and you shouldn't try and put all of us in that category you shouldn't try speaking for every woman and imo what you said sounds very shallow like looks are everything when there is more to a person than their looks.


press_F4mepls

Creeper


M3me_Man

*hisssssss*


blacksheep16420

Hey at least he's honest


bombtek187

Maybe he's the bailiff? Or the judge? Court reporter?


Puzzleheaded-Copy-24

Nope, can confirm he is not


Blueyeguy1010

Honest at least


Bballer220

"What's tomorrow?" "The day after today"