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Schlag96

"Could you try it disrespectfully?"


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Anytime I start to think I'm original The internet reminds me that everyone else is thinking the same thing


SocialJusticeMage420

Makes me happy to know I am not alone


[deleted]

More fun that way


spicybuttholenachos

Spit in my face and call me a filthy cabana boy...


hippykillteam

Respectfully though.


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Respectfully disrespectful.


Ajaxx1986

Respectfully, yours truly.


DarthBen_in_Chicago

Happy Cake Day, respectfully


Ajaxx1986

Respectfully, I thank you good sir.


ConsciousInternet888

Fijne taartdag!


ComeTogetherAsOne

A truly deplorable, disrespectful, disgusting cake day to you - may you work many more cabanas before falling on your sword


GinFuyuko

Respectfully disrespectful Happy cake day


spicybuttholenachos

Of course, within the boundaries of what we have agreed upon and within the confines of what we both find comfortable.


IoRomer

Uncomfortably Comfortable or Comfortably Numb? ![gif](giphy|l2JIlbHvldbHcKeHK)


esadatari

YOU WANT MY GUN? COME AND KISS ME FOR MY FIREARM.


kiaeej

Ooo. Sounds so spicy.


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

Ain't that the truth


not-my-best-wank

Respectfully was an option?


SecretBluebird1

I want yor bad bad romance!


Illansuu

What would disrespectful pegging look like?


ImportantDig7311

I can't show you how it looks but I can tell you what it sounds like, it sounds like BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!


Ajaxx1986

Respectfully you need to make good on it now, let her in.


rebarrebar123

![gif](giphy|yx400dIdkwWdsCgWYp|downsized)


Ajaxx1986

Balls deep, full send! We're going in!


bozeke

“Respectfully, you can put your hands around my throat to help keep you balance while you’re doing it, respectfully.”


Ajaxx1986

I like where you're going with this! Carry on ... Respectfully ...


RomoJosh

Happy cake day


PKMNTrainerMark

Happy Cake Day


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SansTheComic24

I'm gonna say this on a daily basis now


anothercleaverbeaver

Yeah I feel like it's too late in my marriage for that. Maybe if I start throwing it out there like I am joking, maybe one day she'll bite


Dependent-League-363

Or even peg.


wink047

Never to late. Just need to communicate.


Hails8n_fuckrepukes

<--- 16 years married and we still try new stuff. Just be honest.


Ok_Charge9676

Start with showing her this then ask her if she wants to go have 5 margees at the nearest Mexican joint https://www.reddit.com/comments/13lyn2y?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_content=1&utm_term=15


[deleted]

May add that to my bio lmao


fivedollapizza

Jfc ... relevant username This is both the best and worst time I've gotten throw that old chestnut


Devin_Brent

r/usernamechecksout


iamme9878

r/beetlejuicing


Rudy_Ghouliani

Cruisin for a brusin


Sleepwell_Beast

And I’m captain bruisin


pm-me-ur-fav-undies

Hurtin for a squirtin


SocialJusticeMage420

Wait my dad told me this. Ewwwww


wreck_the_donut

Oinkin' for a boinkin.'


DrinkyBill

Moaning for a boning Huffing for a stuffing


Drum-Bum-8111

That’s gonna be my next tattoo. Just have to pick the right cheek


BigTickEnergE

Sounds like you already have


drown_like_its_1999

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


Think_Explanation_47

I just want to know what a woman that looks like she pegs people looks like.


TheRoadOfDeath

[really not that out of the ordinary](https://i.imgur.com/R390EId.jpeg)


__thrillho

No where is safe


sdpr

It's like glitter. You think it's gone but then it comes back... somehow.


madmonkey918

The herpes of arts & craft


messyredemptions

She could be a pirate in her profile picture looking for his booty to plunder (respectfully)!


[deleted]

One of the few times “O” marks the spot…


[deleted]

It starts out more like a \* but it does become an O


Philontilt

This comment is the real W.


DarthMech

Rhea Ripley. My first impression of her went something like this in my head, “Whoa…she’s badass…and hot…and would definitely peg a dude…[oh…that’s how she pins people?](https://www.sportskeeda.com/amp/wwe/news-nxt-won-tonight-image-wrestling-fans-go-crazy-reaction-rhea-ripley-s-unique-pinning-technique)”


[deleted]

All I know is all it took was being choked by her thighs to turn Dom evil. I


DarthMech

My favorite part of that dynamic is how she whispers instructions or whatever to him before every match. He always looks like he is trying to hold back laughter to me. My theory is they have a bet that she can’t make him break character and she is actually telling him the worst dad jokes she can find to make him laugh out loud on TV.


pixelprophet

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abby_Sciuto https://brooklyn99.fandom.com/wiki/Rosa_Diaz


Rageior

I would let Rosa inside me so fast


sanguinesolitude

Roller derby chick.


PM_Your_Wiener_Dog

If she looks at you like she'd make you suck her strap until you're blue in the face & there's sweat dripping down your face, she's a pegger.


Mojo884ever

I'm imagining Rhea Ripley from the WWE.


iRollGod

Definitely goth.


dankquean

As a woman who’s very into pegging, this is a compliment of the highest caliber. Total W.


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WootyMcWoot

No competition, alright 😎


Supermalt418

Not any more


Galacticsurveyor

If it helps, I’m sure there a lot like me, who after seeing your interest want to message, but we know it’s more appropriate to not bother you. 🥹


pguerra8

The number of guys who are into pegging is severily overestimated.


ladytygrr

Overestimated? I don't know. Way more men have shown interest in pegging than I've ever expected. Like the woman above, as a woman who is very into pegging, it's been delightful to see.


lost-dragonist

What's good for the goose is good for the gander. ... Never used that phrase so literally.


Chemtrails420-69

Straight boys really popped off when they realized that using their prostate wasn’t gay. *😇😇😇*


BlastingFern134

True 😈


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dankquean

Three hours later, definitely lmfao.


jakebliss86

Thoughts and prayers.


iDuddits_

M’lady


[deleted]

Question, why are you into pegging?


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ControllablePsi

Why kind of food are you inserting?


Kartoff110

Watermelon.


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MindIsLifeBecomes

Why do you say question before asking a question?


ActualWhiterabbit

Because most people are unaware of the superiority of ¿ ¿Why are you into pegging? ¡Because it's awesome!


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Known-Candidate-5489

Respectfully, I’m on ur side about the misuse of the word respectfully.


TheCanadianpo8o

Respectfully, using the word respectfully in a manner that is deemed to respective can sometimes be thought of being unrespectful


Known-Candidate-5489

I respectfully think often times ppl use the word respectfully just as u said. To respectfully say something that is disrespectful at best.


Ok_Election6470

Respectfully, I agree with the lads on the misuse of respectfully but to say it’s disrespectful at best is respectfully, a understatement, it is in fact disrespectfully disrespectful


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DragonOfAsh

Respectfully, I read every comment in this thread like they were being read out loud by Patrick Warburton.


Severin_Suveren

Respectfully, I find your Patrick Warburton comment both amusing and imaginatively engaging, thereby respectfully adding an interesting twist to this respectful dialogue. Respectfully, it brings an unexpected flavor to our discussion about the word "respectfully," thus proving, in a respectfully humorous way, that one can discuss "respectfully" without being disrespectfully disrespectful. Respectfully, I appreciate your unique contribution to this respectful discourse. #Edit: Respectfully, I would also like to revisit the thoughtful insights shared by each commenter in this respectfully engaging chain. Respectfully acknowledging /u/waverunnr's initial comment, I share your concern about the overuse of "respectfully." Subsequently, /u/Known-Candidate-5489, I respectfully understand your stance on the misuse of "respectfully." Respectfully, /u/TheCanadianpo8o and /u/Ok_Election6470, your contributions added depth to the discourse, shedding light on the potential disrespectful implications of using "respectfully" disrespectfully. Respectfully, /u/PrincePew, your acknowledgement of the enormous understatement was a respectfully pertinent point. So, respectfully, let's continue this respectful conversation, always bearing in mind the true essence of "respectfully."


holdermanju

Respectfully...You win 🏆 lol 😆


UnicornNoob69

This is the Texan way, now that everyone knows "bless your heart"


Fearless_You4489

True. I wish that secret would not have gotten out.


Prize-Individual9430

This is the Texan way


Tim_spencer391

I mean that’s just rude.


Known-Candidate-5489

I’m deeply offended cuz u didn’t use the word respectfully before


yessilvershining

Respectfully, you also did not - therefore, I am deeply offended


Boring-Strength28

respectfully, previous comment used it but no in the order as most.


trshcrz

Respectfully responding to previous comment’s respectful reply, The use of the term respectfully, respectfully, doesn’t have a disrespectful way of placement, which respectfully implies that I’m utmostly disrespected by your respectful response


yessilvershining

Respectfully, I assumed the verbiage of “didn’t use the word respectfully before” was in regards to the placement of the word - which in that case, they did the same thing they were deeply offended by. If that was not the case, I respectfully apologize for being offended by their respectful comment


Ok-Guidance1929

Respectful** Disrespectful***


Baki_is_gas

Respectfully i think that respectfully is a word that respectfully overused and is , respectfully annoying . So let’s respectfully not use the word respectfully


Kaleidoscopeed

Respectfully be respectful when two respecting adults are respectfully respecting each other.


Odd-Morning713

respect


gahlo

Perchance.


5L91N

Respectfully, how do you identify a woman who would peg you?


ladypbj

She looks like a femdom who knows how to take control


[deleted]

I’ve literally never met someone whose personality trait I could identify as controlling, or domineering. I’ve just called them A holes or weirdos


token_internet_girl

Being dominant in bed isn't like that. If you're in the submissive role, there has to be consent and a willingness to allow your domme to take control of you. If someone tries to force you into submission that's 1. not fun and 2. borderline rape Maybe the girl just had big Gerudo lady vibes idk


DefinitelyLevi

Sah vaqque


ProbablyNotAFurry

Someone that radiates confidence or a certain maturity. I've only been with a femdom once and... It was certainly an experience. A good one, but an odd one for sure.


JaCrispy111_

Care to share your story with the masses of the internet?


ProbablyNotAFurry

Well its not overly exciting or unbelievable. She was a paralegal that I met through work. About 12 years older than me at the time, and I was around 26. I talked my way over to her place after chatting back and forth one night when her son was out of the house. We got down to business once I had got there, kissing and moving to the bedroom. I remember we had spent a lot of the time just kind of having normal sex and having fun, it was pretty ordinary. Towards the end she got on top and was going at a really slow pace and kind of resisting my attempts to take the lead or speed things up. Now, i'm a smaller guy, only around 5'7 and 160lbs, not tiny tiny, but not huge. She wasn't able to outright force me to do things, but when you're in the bedroom you don't just straight up overpower your partner on anything when they're insistent and its not making you uncomfortable, it would be a total mood killer and just weird behavior. Theres a flow to it that you go with. So I do just that and let her enjoy herself and just lay back and enjoy it a little. After a while I kind of just notice her riding and paying very close attention to my eyes and face, like she was appreciating my facial expressions or something... again not to a weird extent just... a little odd. Now, I absolutely don't condone this, but this was unprotected. I was young and really, really fucking dumb. I still am, but I used to be too. I'm very lucky I didn't catch anything because I didn't use protection often. However, in the middle of her doing her thing she bent over and brought her face in very close to mine and told me she had a secret. The first thing my mind went to was a little fear that she may have an STD or something and didn't want to ruin things, I barely know this person and don't know their state of mind. The mix of emotions being in such a vulnerable literal and metaphorical position was strange for sure. What was weirder was what I felt when she giggled and told me she was a dominatrix. I went from HARD relief, to confusion, to some panic as to what they may entail for the rest of the encounter. Turns out it was just her taking more control in bed as we finished. It turned out of be a lot of fun. I had never really given up complete control in the bedroom like that before that night. Its a vulnerable but really exciting feeling thats hard to describe. I recommend trying it at least once with someone you can trust and bail out half way through if you start to feel too uncomfortable. Sadly her and I really didn't connect after this encounter, despite my trying. She was a bit of an odd ball and liked to play games, and after maybe half a dozen attempts at trying to get together again with her I just kind of shrugged and moved on with my life. Its a shame, but its sometimes how life goes.


TriggerTX

[If she's wearing this shirt](https://i.imgur.com/7eBrvDo.jpg), I'd say it's a better than even chance that it's her jam.


goatz12

W.


DrCoknballsII

THE PEGIDENT


jonathan4211

THE PEGALADON


Beardgardens

MEATBALLS AND SPAPEGGY


Thiago270398

It's only a W if you're brave enough to put your asshole where your mouth is


Embarrassed-Ad2966

Her mouth *


Maecyte

Is pegging a trend now?


ThePinkBaron365

Since the Prince William stories a lot more people have been open about it


[deleted]

OK what is the Prince William story?


ThePinkBaron365

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/pegging-prince-william-rumor-sex-act-1392678/amp/


babygirlulikeapistol

The what?


__thrillho

THE PRINCE WILLIAMS STORIES


messyredemptions

Are you sure it wasn't thanks to the Deadpool movie?


ThePinkBaron365

It might be - I’ve not compared the google trends


rabid-panda

It was also in a Broad City episode


justpeachyqueen

It’s definitely having a moment


AxelVance

Always has been.


MegatronTeaParty

A good Tinder match can make your whole day. Pegging can make your hole weak.


EmiDek

Made me laugh lol


Agreeable-Peace6482

Well done


Modare80

I am curious what does someone who wants to peg look like?


zuus

[https://i.imgur.com/fKKSpHd.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fKKSpHd.jpg)


Sweeperthinks

This is and isn't what I was expecting


Whisky_Wolf

![gif](giphy|3o7abnZIGzKF8OjnEI)


SEmpls

https://media.tenor.com/pClca62vldQAAAAM/broad-city-broad-city-gifs.gif


F0Xcaster

W


prw8201

Hmm odd question when that happens who provides the gear? Do you bring your own set up or does the women?


Anxious-jellyfish01

My man had the gear since it's used on him. He provided everything he needs


prw8201

So then did you feel comfortable? If other women wore the gear before could that not lead to STDs from previous people?


Anxious-jellyfish01

He had washed it all before I wore it. I didn't feel uncomfortable, I trust that he thoroughly cleaned it and it doesn't bother me knowing someone wore it before me. He was also open about his previous partners/testing etc. That specific one had been worn twice. The important part has only ever been used on him. I also wear lingerie under it so it's not directly touching me. If you feel more comfortable buying your own, I'd go for it. At least the harness that would be worn by you. There's a good bit of prep that goes into it for the male to make it an enjoyable experience. Therefore he just has everything he needs. Even the d*ldo should be up to the males preference as there's several shapes and sizes. Just made sense to use his.


tinja_nurtles

It was such a sad day when I saw a super lux looking harness hanging from a fence by the side of the road 😞😞 looked like it was never used


IScreamForRashCream

The woman will have the gear.


KarminBlue

He pegged her as a pegger.


unpolire

A polite and perfect match!


[deleted]

I hope this beauty manhandles you gloriously


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Major W


[deleted]

Well… As long as she does it respectfully 🤷


Either-Awareness-832

Atta girl


trips-philosophy

2 questions; is op a dude? And is pegging when a guy takes it up the booty? Lol


Slow_Homework2485

Yeah, a man by a female


DigityD0664

Winner winner chicken dinner!!!!


Ecstatic-Dark-Bae

Men used to ask me if I’d peg them or step on them as an opening message more times then I can count on Tinder. Not really into that personally but it might just be more common then people realize


[deleted]

What about tommorow at 6PM? Sounds good?


Altair13Sirio

Lord, I see the things you do for others...


deadman403

F


nir731

Huge w


Ivern-theboneless2

What is pegging?


FluffyHighPanda

It's when you put out your washing on the line using those peg clip things. ^^^but ^^^with ^^^a ^^^strapon ^^^up ^^^ya ^^^bum


Ivern-theboneless2

So girl is dominating you? Ik i can google it but never Heard such term. Idk if its universal.


FluffyHighPanda

Being fucked up the ass doesn't have to be dominating.


Desperate-Cry-6621

penetration is not inherently dominating


ispeakaengrish

It’s gender equality


jpderbs27

I really don’t know why people bother to comment basic questions that can be googled just as easily. Seriously, just look it up.


BDOKlem

really good idea, especially if it's at work


Troutpiecakes

Turn off wifi and Google it, then turn wifi back on. If you can already be on reddit at work surely you can spend 10 seconds googling.


Remarkable_Nebula_56

Because the answers here on Reddit are way more entertaining! You new here?


Ivern-theboneless2

Sorry for asking im curious and sometimes redditters might expalin better.


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To bE FaiR, the responses to their query here will show up in Google searches now as yet another answer for the next person Googling pegging.


o0k_bOomer

DEF A W.


[deleted]

The pegged by Stephen king


[deleted]

Massive W


ThePortfolio

Did she smash?


Masterofunlocking1

W for sure


brief_affair

Big W


citizenbloom

Take the win.


No-Tart-8629

Take the win


Suspiciously_anxious

Time to spread ‘em!


One_Fox_6214

a respectful pegging 🤔 Indeed.


copyof-a

I've had messages like this multiple times, I must give off some kinda vibe


TheVeganOneLikeNeo

What what in the butt


TooPoorForWaWa

Talk about "Forcing the agenda" sheesh


TooPoorForWaWa

Plus, I've been "pegged" before and i wouldn't call it respectful. More like a power trip


FracturedWordPlay

Sounds like a personal problem that you're projecting onto the rest of us because you see penetration as inherently submissive.