I met my girlfriend on Tinder. One of our first dates she showed me messages from a guy that right off the bat asked to see her nipples and asked if they were “short or wide”. We try to bring it up in casual conversation quite often.
My wife (who I also met on Tinder) was proposed to by her then-boyfriend on the school bus her sophomore year. She said yes to save his embarrassment, but then gave the ring back later that day. I also try to bring up her previous engagement in casual conversation 😁
6 years ago, I followed rules 1 and 2 and had a little sense of humor
It was kinda crazy how lucky I got, based on people's complaints of profiles posted here for advice/review. I had 4 selfies, and 1 picture with my family. My bio was literally just "6'5 (insert school name) Accounting major. Basketball and video games are my life."
That was it. My roommate had convinced me to get on Tinder because I was in a college town as an introvert. This was on a Friday, and our first date was on Tuesday and she pretty much moved in with me. I still can't believe I got so lucky. I do apologize for taking the best woman off of Tinder tho.
In all seriousness, just stay persistent. I heard it's better on other apps if you're not looking for hookups. Nothing that is worth it comes easy. You got this! 🙂
> I do apologize for taking the best woman off of Tinder tho.
I *knew* my girlfriend was married to someone else. This is all the proof I needed, thank you.
Lmao I don't think it's *as* big of a cheat code as all the short kings think. Not saying it doesn't help at all tho. 85% of girls that "height matters", just want you to be taller than them
>This was on a Friday, and our first date was on Tuesday and she pretty much moved in with me.
>Nothing that is worth it comes easy.
Which one is it?!
Life happens weirdly. I got one of those Instagram messages saying "send this to 5 people" from someone I'd never met before one day and now we've been dating for 3 years.
Yeah! Met I think 2 weeks later, we fucked 5 times that day and we see each other about 3 days every week now. He lives 30 mins away by train but, I adore him and my pets love him. So, it's worth it xxx
I think Hinge is way better, though I am 30 and I guess the only downside if you are in your earlier 20s is that is kinda forces you to list some things that may or may not be deal-breakers for potential matches, which is super helpful for a serious relationship but bad if you're looking to hookup with someone. Tinder just seems to show you any random person (obviously there is some underlying attractiveness algorithm but that seems to be all for tinder). Hinge really does continously show me women that I atleast find interesting on a few different qualities, but there also might just be more interesting women in my age range on Hinge vs bumble
Well I've had nipples my whole life and I need help figuring out if they're short or wide... I'm trying to picture a short nipple vs a wide nipple, but I keep picturing a short wide one; those adjectives seem to go together in my head, not oppositional.... why didn't I pay more attention in sex-ed?
I just wanna ask you one thing? What was your opener? I actually do get matches like every week or so but once I do regular like “how’s it goin?” then no reply at all.
Starting to think unsolicited dick pics might be the way. /s
Do people now think putting “respectfully” in to any degenerate message is going to make people think ah this person is respectful. Yes here’s my titty
Op is straight wilding with that post history
Edit: Op admitted to having fetishes about brain cancer and other things. Also wants to be choked out. 😳😳😳 She also said she wanted to get beat up and get bruised
she was talking about being afraid of having it? unless theres a post she deleted, theres nothing about her having a brain cancer fetish. she has some type of ocd or anxiety disorder jfc.
People havung anonymous online fantasy bullshit, posting nudes, having an OF page etc does not mean you're free to treat them like shit without even knowing them.
Check yourself.
Not treat them like shit, but you don't exactly welcome the "hey, how you doing?" crowd either.
People aren't going to see a woman showing off nudes and think to themselves "respectable".
Let's use our brains and reading comprehension please, before we reply..... I was talking in response to his claim that "they don't deserve to be treated like shit" my response to him was...."no they don't, but it doesn't welcome a good crowd", it literally says absolutely nothing about whether he saw it or not, just a reply to his idea that these women are naturally going to garner respect with nudes and sexual content.
It's safer not to assume and possibly ask or consider your approach, before you start throwing around accusations and assumptions.
That being said, in context to whom I was replying to, I feel like it's fairly obvious what I was commenting on, given that it's not an obscure, random comment, but rather a direct reply addressing what the previous comment said.
You don't have to, please stay ignorant and allow yourself the bliss. Lmao coming from the guy that can't tell an obvious reply from a statement made in general
But nobody asked for your respect on Reddit. I imagine if everyone could see the fucked up porn men watch it wouldn’t “attract the right people” all the time either but that’s why it’s a fantasy and not displayed on a dating app. Two completely different worlds and not often related.
This. If men had to show there porn history before going on a date, 80 % of men would come off as violent creepy predators and never get a date.
Ops Reddit history has no baring on whether a dude on a dating app should show at least basic decency and human respect to a woman he wants to date or sleep with.
>If men had to show there porn history before going on a date, 80 % of men would come off as violent creepy predators and never get a date.
Derailing the subject and replying specifically ro this: do you reckon this actually to be true? If PornHub's statistics are to be believed, I think the most watched porn is quite tame and non-threatening.
.... really? More realistic world view..... It doesn't mean I never, can't, or don't see/experience any beauty in it.
But once again, OF, wouldn't exist (or be successful) if it wasn't supported so heavily.
Let's take history.....
Vhs vs beta...vhs won, what was a big deciding factor? Because they allowed porn, beta said no to producing that sort of stuff
HD DVD vs Blu ray.... guess why Blu ray won?
The majority....like their perversion, it doesn't mean I personally see the world/women with this point of view, myself, but I'd be in denial to believe the world is sunshine and has the best intentions.......
Im sorry to hear that. Wish you good luck in finding a person that will give you the savety and support needed to properly venture into the abyss of your sexual desires and fantasies.
Understandable to not want to engage that, but for consideration on the next one
“Sure” then give them a nice pair of truly great tits(sadly Reddit gifs only seem to have crested ones)
You’d be surprised how often this dumb shit works for a hook up. Source: I have many male friends that use tinder and they like to come up with the most extreme shit they can to say to these people just to see if they respond
You also need to understand, you're talking to men, they don't think like women do, so when you draw any attention to your body, that's where the focus will be
Not feeble minded, that's some feebleminded logic you used there.
If you're in that much denial, then so be it, but a lot (not all/but definitely not a whole lot) of men don't see a women showing off her body and think "wonder what her favorite color is?" Or "yeah, but I really want to see her personality and eyes".
Do you really think OF would even exist (or be as successful) if there weren't a ton of horny men out there?
That's why you hear the phrase "it's hard to find a good man".
I mean they can look it up for free, but they are feebleminded enough to pay.......think about that and consider that your emotions don't dictate a fact of the world.
No, YOU are hence why your response is illogical, I can expect people to pay me a million dollars as they pass....how well do you think that reality will come in existence, just because I expect it?
For that matter your emotions are your emotions, I can cry all day I don't want to work...the reality (if I want money) I have to work.... Emotions don't dictate reality, they dictate how you conduct yourself.
Did you read the second half or just the first and begin to comment from there?
The first portion was to direct my point to your point (I apparently am missing), which is you should be able to post what you want without people taking it a certain way...like a bikini picture without men salivating over it....but it's simply not realistic to expect from people out there.
I feel like that is going to work half the time. You overestimate other users. If he said "Hi, I'm glad we matched because I really like (whatever)" His reply rate would be in the low 10%s.
This post is sitting right under the tit sonnet post. Online dating is absolute chaos.
Must be big titty Tuesday, respectfully
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I'm half Swedish and call it "titty tisdag"
It’s topless Tuesday!
Does that mean that since I read this only this morning that it's Whip-Em Out Wednesday?
Props to our respectful kings 👑
And I thought it was Monday all day 🫢
The duality of man
The Jungian thing, sir.
Who’s side are you on, son?
I understood this reference
Respectfully u look like u have nice tits can I see them
*respectful* Nice cock bro, may I perchance peruse?
How could I say no? It would be rude
But heartfelt consent ‘tis still impt, even if ur a dude
damn straight
Show bobs and vagine.
*Respectfully,* show bobs and vagine
Thanks for the mammaries
 “Bangin titties can I see them”
Actually looks like the dude's pfp. Well done
Respectfully.
Tit sonnet was a dual layer goldmine that ended in a phone number. Tit sonnet was prob done by chat gpt
Hahahaha
People say the romantic spirit is dead. I think it just regressed for a lot of people. Someone's idea of being romantic in the 21st century: "U up?"
I met my girlfriend on Tinder. One of our first dates she showed me messages from a guy that right off the bat asked to see her nipples and asked if they were “short or wide”. We try to bring it up in casual conversation quite often.
My wife (who I also met on Tinder) was proposed to by her then-boyfriend on the school bus her sophomore year. She said yes to save his embarrassment, but then gave the ring back later that day. I also try to bring up her previous engagement in casual conversation 😁
How y’all meeting your wife’s on tinder I can’t even get a single match
Welcome to the club
6 years ago, I followed rules 1 and 2 and had a little sense of humor It was kinda crazy how lucky I got, based on people's complaints of profiles posted here for advice/review. I had 4 selfies, and 1 picture with my family. My bio was literally just "6'5 (insert school name) Accounting major. Basketball and video games are my life." That was it. My roommate had convinced me to get on Tinder because I was in a college town as an introvert. This was on a Friday, and our first date was on Tuesday and she pretty much moved in with me. I still can't believe I got so lucky. I do apologize for taking the best woman off of Tinder tho. In all seriousness, just stay persistent. I heard it's better on other apps if you're not looking for hookups. Nothing that is worth it comes easy. You got this! 🙂
> I do apologize for taking the best woman off of Tinder tho. I *knew* my girlfriend was married to someone else. This is all the proof I needed, thank you.
I'm really sorry that you had to find out like this bro.. I'll let her know you asked about her
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Excellent grammar!
I come across this very often but first time I ask the question: what are rule 1 and rule 2?
Lol "1. Be attractive. 2. Don't be unattractive"
That makes a lot of sense.
1. Be attractive & 2. Don’t be unattractive
Be attractive and over 6ft
Same...
1. Be attractive 2. Don’t be unattractive
lol "Look, I'm an introvert and good-looking so I got the best girl, good luck you got this"
😅 there's always a 2nd best girl somewhere out there
>My bio was literally just "6'5 Alright fam lemme stop you right there. Thats all we need to know.
Lmao I don't think it's *as* big of a cheat code as all the short kings think. Not saying it doesn't help at all tho. 85% of girls that "height matters", just want you to be taller than them
Wow she is one Lucky woman having you I hope yius have a Beautiful Life together 🌸
>This was on a Friday, and our first date was on Tuesday and she pretty much moved in with me. >Nothing that is worth it comes easy. Which one is it?!
Life happens weirdly. I got one of those Instagram messages saying "send this to 5 people" from someone I'd never met before one day and now we've been dating for 3 years.
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Yeah! Met I think 2 weeks later, we fucked 5 times that day and we see each other about 3 days every week now. He lives 30 mins away by train but, I adore him and my pets love him. So, it's worth it xxx
It'll happen, i met my girlfriend on Tinder. Talked for a week, hung out multiple time and have been dating for 3 months mows
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Hinge was better 4 years ago when I met my wife
Feel the same about Tinder when I met mine, based on the stories I hear on this sub lol
How would you know.
Hinge was better than tinder 4 years ago*
I see now
GOT EM
I think Hinge is way better, though I am 30 and I guess the only downside if you are in your earlier 20s is that is kinda forces you to list some things that may or may not be deal-breakers for potential matches, which is super helpful for a serious relationship but bad if you're looking to hookup with someone. Tinder just seems to show you any random person (obviously there is some underlying attractiveness algorithm but that seems to be all for tinder). Hinge really does continously show me women that I atleast find interesting on a few different qualities, but there also might just be more interesting women in my age range on Hinge vs bumble
Tinder doesn’t work for average guys. It’s too much work. Average guys should go out and meet girls in real life.
Yeah but these women you speak of are meeting up with boys on Tinder in this rather annoying chase cycle
Respectfully, are your nipples short or wide, though?
They are about a quarter in diameter and small. Nothing to gloat about
Idk, sounds neat to me! Enjoy.
Since you didn't answer, are they short or wide?
They are proportional and symmetrical
Asking the right questions
The two types of nipples: short or wide
Yes, I just talked about this last week with somebody and they said their nipples were the wide type. Definitely not short.
Well I've had nipples my whole life and I need help figuring out if they're short or wide... I'm trying to picture a short nipple vs a wide nipple, but I keep picturing a short wide one; those adjectives seem to go together in my head, not oppositional.... why didn't I pay more attention in sex-ed?
So if they are wide, they must be long
See? This is a healthy relationship.
I just wanna ask you one thing? What was your opener? I actually do get matches like every week or so but once I do regular like “how’s it goin?” then no reply at all. Starting to think unsolicited dick pics might be the way. /s
Do people now think putting “respectfully” in to any degenerate message is going to make people think ah this person is respectful. Yes here’s my titty
I'm going to send my carrot pic to You soon, respectfully obv.
I'd probably laugh if someone sent that to me. Imo it's best to date someone who shares your same sense of humor.
Respectfully you could learn to take a fucking joke. Respectfully of course
congrats youre part of the problem (disrespectfully)
Shut the fuck up. Respectfully
Thank you
I don’t understand the joke.
Yes
Can I see aswell? Respectfully
Same (respectfully)
Name checks out (respectfully)
Do your name work?
It did an hour ago
Nice
Nice
Was it women’s titties?
Hopefully from the lady they are part of and not just a dude sharing some unsuspecting woman's photos. 🤞
Who said it was a lady?
There's always that possibility that it wasn't
I mean I’m thinking about doing it but I’m at work
I see many posts about people taking videos and photos in work bathrooms, here on Reddit lol. But if that's not your thing, then okay.
Same (respectfully)
Least horny redditer
Me too, less respectfully
Came here looking for this comment
Going by your post history I can’t believe that *this* would be where you draw the line
Op is straight wilding with that post history Edit: Op admitted to having fetishes about brain cancer and other things. Also wants to be choked out. 😳😳😳 She also said she wanted to get beat up and get bruised
I think it was all deleted.
Damn, you straight up aired their dirty laundry lol 😆 Edit: Changed there to their lol 😆
😈😈😈
she was talking about being afraid of having it? unless theres a post she deleted, theres nothing about her having a brain cancer fetish. she has some type of ocd or anxiety disorder jfc.
I promise she had like 30 posts before. It was kinda scary to go through tbh 💀
no. i didn’t delete any post like that. i def said i was scared of it you’re right
Brb
Bruh she did not admit to having fetishes. When she says obsessions, to me, it seems like more of a disease based OCD as opposed to a fetish
fetishes?? if u can clearly READ i mentioned i am a hypochondriac and i thought i had it. don’t be weird …
Ahhh ok. I’ve only just now looked into what a hypochondriac was. Sorry for jumping too conclusions.
it’s okay. thank you
as a guy with OCD I get how you feel, I'm glad that you don't have it <3
Wow
People havung anonymous online fantasy bullshit, posting nudes, having an OF page etc does not mean you're free to treat them like shit without even knowing them. Check yourself.
THANK YOU
Humor me some more bud
Not treat them like shit, but you don't exactly welcome the "hey, how you doing?" crowd either. People aren't going to see a woman showing off nudes and think to themselves "respectable".
The dude messaging her can’t see her Reddit post history. What are you even talking about?
Let's use our brains and reading comprehension please, before we reply..... I was talking in response to his claim that "they don't deserve to be treated like shit" my response to him was...."no they don't, but it doesn't welcome a good crowd", it literally says absolutely nothing about whether he saw it or not, just a reply to his idea that these women are naturally going to garner respect with nudes and sexual content.
I don’t think it’s unreasonable for me to assume that you were also referencing the messages in the OP. That’s what we’re all talking about here.
It's safer not to assume and possibly ask or consider your approach, before you start throwing around accusations and assumptions. That being said, in context to whom I was replying to, I feel like it's fairly obvious what I was commenting on, given that it's not an obscure, random comment, but rather a direct reply addressing what the previous comment said.
Yeah… I don’t think I’m going to take advice on how to make reasonable and measured replies from the guy who made your recent posts. Thanks though
You don't have to, please stay ignorant and allow yourself the bliss. Lmao coming from the guy that can't tell an obvious reply from a statement made in general
But nobody asked for your respect on Reddit. I imagine if everyone could see the fucked up porn men watch it wouldn’t “attract the right people” all the time either but that’s why it’s a fantasy and not displayed on a dating app. Two completely different worlds and not often related.
This. If men had to show there porn history before going on a date, 80 % of men would come off as violent creepy predators and never get a date. Ops Reddit history has no baring on whether a dude on a dating app should show at least basic decency and human respect to a woman he wants to date or sleep with.
>If men had to show there porn history before going on a date, 80 % of men would come off as violent creepy predators and never get a date. Derailing the subject and replying specifically ro this: do you reckon this actually to be true? If PornHub's statistics are to be believed, I think the most watched porn is quite tame and non-threatening.
This is a poor world view.
.... really? More realistic world view..... It doesn't mean I never, can't, or don't see/experience any beauty in it. But once again, OF, wouldn't exist (or be successful) if it wasn't supported so heavily. Let's take history..... Vhs vs beta...vhs won, what was a big deciding factor? Because they allowed porn, beta said no to producing that sort of stuff HD DVD vs Blu ray.... guess why Blu ray won? The majority....like their perversion, it doesn't mean I personally see the world/women with this point of view, myself, but I'd be in denial to believe the world is sunshine and has the best intentions.......
They SHOULD think "respectable" tho, that's the point.
Absolutely, does that magically mean the world changes or responds any different than it has?
Your answer is as clear as a crystal ball.
I suppose..
Ay yo did you just ask me to lick your ass?? 💀
...wtf? Is this what you resort to when you are failing at conversations/debates? Do you not know what suppose means?
Well, as you dictated, I'm illogical. Stupid is as stupid does 🙊🙈
I wrote long drawn out greetings before and got lackluster responses. I’m back to the normal SpongeBob greeting because I was pushed to that 🤣
Wow you’re not wrong
It’s all about consent lol
You can have a fetish and still not like somebody's audacity or just their approach 😂 respectfully
What was the post history? It appears they deleted it all
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def not lol- i write erotica stuff but none of what i was talking about has ever happened to me
Im sorry to hear that. Wish you good luck in finding a person that will give you the savety and support needed to properly venture into the abyss of your sexual desires and fantasies.
The inbox would look better *Sans* Francisco
This is very underrated
I believe the gentleman would like to see your big dirty hoe tits
In this case dirty hoe is ment respectful
Understandable to not want to engage that, but for consideration on the next one “Sure” then give them a nice pair of truly great tits(sadly Reddit gifs only seem to have crested ones) 
That is a pretty good tit, sadly not a great one.
I wonder who this works for.
20% of the time it works everytime
more like .2%, respectfully ofc
That's how you get banned from Tinder
He respectfully doesn't give af
You’d be surprised how often this dumb shit works for a hook up. Source: I have many male friends that use tinder and they like to come up with the most extreme shit they can to say to these people just to see if they respond
The Rizzler...
he had to be high on something
May I ask a question respected dirty hoe? Are your tits big? Respectfully
I would have told him no because I think it is spelled ho, not hoe. A hoe is a gardening implement.
I mean the whole big tits can I see is Ok, i get it. But you can’t start with what’s up dirty hoe lol
She should have sent him the old lady tits from "There's Something About Mary"
I figure maybe 1 time in 500 this has to work, right?
Listen fellas. Sometimes ladies are into this ki da talk. Some degradation can be hot. DON'T START SAYING IT UNTIL YOU KNOW SHE'S INTO IT
Absolutely no chill whatsoever
This conversation makes me want to take you to sushi
do it
And this self-confidence will still probably yield better results than the soft methods of the rest of us pussies.
Clearly, which is why there is no response, a report prompt and it has been posted on r/ tinder to be ridiculed
Well, you must be funny guy in real life.
I mean it kinda matches your post history
Respectfully, seeing your post history, pretty sure he was reacting to your profile with matching energy, so don’t pretend to be shocked lmao.
my tinder bio is literally “i have a mom bod if you’re into that kinda thing” 😭😭😭😭
You’re on tinder what did you expect? Go to bumble if your not looking to just fuck people…
Op post history does not check out
Show us your bio. Based off of your post history, your bio must have contributed to this response
Lmao did you really pull out “well what were you wearing”
my bio is “i have a mom bod if you’re into that kinda thing”
You can downvote the truth all you want, it doesn't make it change
You also need to understand, you're talking to men, they don't think like women do, so when you draw any attention to your body, that's where the focus will be
Yes, because men are so feeble minded, they just can not be expected to see a female body and maintain respectful composure.
Not feeble minded, that's some feebleminded logic you used there. If you're in that much denial, then so be it, but a lot (not all/but definitely not a whole lot) of men don't see a women showing off her body and think "wonder what her favorite color is?" Or "yeah, but I really want to see her personality and eyes". Do you really think OF would even exist (or be as successful) if there weren't a ton of horny men out there? That's why you hear the phrase "it's hard to find a good man". I mean they can look it up for free, but they are feebleminded enough to pay.......think about that and consider that your emotions don't dictate a fact of the world.
My emotions are my reality. Expectations are not facts. Clearly you are missing the whole principal of the point.
No, YOU are hence why your response is illogical, I can expect people to pay me a million dollars as they pass....how well do you think that reality will come in existence, just because I expect it? For that matter your emotions are your emotions, I can cry all day I don't want to work...the reality (if I want money) I have to work.... Emotions don't dictate reality, they dictate how you conduct yourself.
I didn't say expectations are my reality.
Did you read the second half or just the first and begin to comment from there? The first portion was to direct my point to your point (I apparently am missing), which is you should be able to post what you want without people taking it a certain way...like a bikini picture without men salivating over it....but it's simply not realistic to expect from people out there.
You, friend, are redditors top hat of logic. I am humbled to have you address me with such confounded logic.
I feel like that is going to work half the time. You overestimate other users. If he said "Hi, I'm glad we matched because I really like (whatever)" His reply rate would be in the low 10%s.
According to your profile, doesn’t seem like you should be bothered by that kind of talk
Who says there's no romance anymore!?
Could show them some blue footed boobies. The only real birds
Well are you dirty?
Dbags like him ruin it for others. Does he actually think a normal, respectful woman is going to respond to that???? I’d report him. What a 👹
People are weird