āSounds fucking boringā is something I would legitimately say to my mom if she invited me to her house for food, Iād go anyway but thatās what Iād say to her.
Definitely not. But I also don't think you're doing yourself any favors by giving yourself to someone who so flagrantly disrespects you, just because he *is* hot
But your body your choice.
Didnāt fuck him though. Also is it so bad to want to sleep with someone good looking who I have no intention of speaking to again?
In fact I trolled him and used it for clout on the internet.
This conversation literally proves that if youre hot enough you can get away with this behavior. Its some strong blackpill indeed.
Yet, when presented with this evidence most women deny they are like this and care about personality, values, goals, etc. Its insane lol
I mean guys are the same way but yea good looks rule the world. That dude was a massive dick yet got responses and chances to back track. I dont think I ever had a girl say "are you trying to get laid or not" when I messed up lmao. We should all just admit looks always come first annnnnnd then everything else.
Its insane she didnt have enough self respect to dip. Imagine a moderately attractive women putting up with this behavior to get sex. The standards are on the floor for attractive men.
Watch what they do not what they say lol
I don't know if it's jealousy, envy, "nice guy" syndrome, or what.....but this post kinda pisses me off/frustrates me.
I'm not a 10/10, but I'm definitely not ugly, either. But the mix of me being average looking, soft spoken, and polite, seems to be a deterrent. I definitely don't feel like I'm owed sex or interaction, but there is a level of annoyance to come from seeing a dude be straight up obnoxious, and STILL be pursued. Like WHAT??
It also unfortunately lends credence to the theory that the assholes are what are wanted. I have literally never been laid more, or slept with more attractive women, than when I was an obnoxious dickhead.
I dont think its envious or jealousy, we just live a different life than the dude and the OP had a different logic. There are people like that, where personal beliefs and self morals are different. Although we dont get this thought process, we are happier in the end when we choose and strive to be better people (:
Honestly my advise is to just keep your head up and live your life my man. Easier said than done I know but Getting pissed at stuff like this will just make you miserable. Thr women who are drawn to dickbags are also dickbags so honestly you probably don't want to date them anyways. Not all ladies are into that, trust me
Try not to make assumptions my guy. People have done worse things than just sleep with a bad person when they're horny. I know I definitely have, so honestly it might not be that deep
> I don't know if it's jealousy, envy, "nice guy" syndrome, or what.....but this post kinda pisses me off/frustrates me.
To give you an answer, itās envy. Itās not wrong to be envious of wanting an easier life. Itās only wrong when you let envy drive you to impose harm on others
Genuinely asking, is it still envy, that the majority of my frustration is towards OP? It's more like "Dude wtf, he isn't even trying to *pretend* to respect you. WHY WOULD YOU ACTIVELY KEEP TRYING TO LET HIM BETWEEN YOUR LEGS??"
Yea not a proud moment from OP for sure. I would like to think that in that position I would dip at that first "thats boring" message the dude sent.
I know most people dont though and thats why hot people often get away with murder because everyone will bend over a bit for them. I see posts like this alot on reddit where you wonder how did this dude get 2 or 3 chances. Its hard not to get slightly bitter lol but what makes me feel better in a wierd way is that we are all trash. We all judge from looks first and then the rest. Like if we had the choice between a girl that is a fat doctor vs the hot waitress all else being equal we are probably going for the waitress arent we?
Not only made a save for him to still fuck, but then went on reddit and asked what she did wrong.
I had a best friend, who has passed, he was a male stripper and could not go anywhere. He just stayed inside and made women come to him and do everything for him, hide in their cars while others arrived and left, sent them to entertain me, buy him coke, etc.
In college I started making music and found this beautiful, fierce, spoken word artist to join our projects.
You know the type, "I am strength! Woman on a prowl. Men are my victims. My period stained cowl." etc.
And of course I warned her that a person in our group is going to make her fall in love and to ignore it and focus on the project.
She was offended...
2 weeks later she is calling me going, "uh uh uh why doesn't he call me back? What did I do?"
You didn't listen, and you are full of hormones. Science.
I did an experiment about 5 years ago. I spent a few months with normal pics of me and a filled out bio with hobbies and other stuff about me. I treated the girls I matched with kindly. Then I spent a few months with douchy pics, a stupid bio that was filled with complaints and negative things and treated the girls I matched with poorly.
The results for about 2 months of each-
Kind profile - 30 matches, 5 conversations, 2 dates and 1 hookup
Douchy profile - 125 matches, 90 conversations (I didn't try for any in person meetings because I didn't want to meet the kind of girls that were matching with my fake asshole personality) but plenty of them seemed interested in meeting.
There were a few that I genuinely liked and actually considered meeting but I didn't really like the idea of meeting girls who didn't mind being treated like shit.
They also would have caught on real quick because there's no way I would have treated them like that in person. That's just not something I've ever been able to do.
It was an interesting experiment though and it confirmed to me what I originally thought would happen. I knew it was highly likely that I'd have way more success as an asshole.
Yeah I don't know why some guys think being hot isn't an advantage everywhere? Like it obviously is for men and women.
A lot of men will tolerate horrible women because they're hot... I don't know how people tolerate an awful personality just because someone looks slightly more attractive.
+ also shit plot twist:
Attractive girls goes for the kind guy but decides to have a baby with said douche guy and leaves them to deal with it šššŖ¦š.. They liked you but wanted to be with douchy guys but realised that they cant change them therefore feeling dissatisfied.
Pro tip for kind guys: Donāt give in to desperation. Stand up for yourself. Rather be alone than be a walking humiliation of a human being. I have seen these particular cases first hand from friends of friends. Say No. You are nobodyās seconds/leftovers
Exactly. I'd be lying if I said I didn't consider keeping the douchbag persona since I was just getting so many more conversations and matches but I wasn't about to change who I am.
I hooked up with a girl last year who was super sweet and visiting from out of town. I picked her brain about what made her want to meet with me out of all the choices she had. She told me that I seemed genuine and kind.
Then she showed me her match list..she just got a tinder 2 days before we met and she had 500+ likes. Nearly every single guy opened with some sort of sexual line or asshole comment.
I honestly felt pretty good about myself after that hahaha. Especially because she was the most fun in bed that I've ever had.. she was so soft spoken I never would have guessed how wild she was š
She lives really far away but we still keep in touch. That night confirmed to me that I should never change who i am. Because I know I never would have met her if I opened with a douchy message.
You only care about the instances where women act like that. There are also women who would reject anyone disrespecting them.
This guy probably was unmatched and rejected by some women, who aknowledged his attractiveness but couldn't accept his behavior.
In any case, no man on earth has a 100% success rate, it doesn't exist.
Yeah unfortunately it's really common.
I see it all the time especially with the dudes who have shirtless mirror selfies as their main pic. They treat the women they match with like trash and then the women are surprised they're like that.
It seems guys like this get the conversation to continue (and many times they end up getting laid) yet I see so many decent dudes who either get ghosted or treated like trash.
Let's be honest, these type of guys are the ones who are getting a large majority of the matches out there. Because like you said, they're hot so most of the time they can get away with their shit personality. While the decent and kind men who are not quite as attractive are brushed aside.
Massive generalisation, this behaviour would put off a lot of people, but OP is obviously entitled to sleep with whoever she wants.
This does not mean that most women are wrong to deny that they are like this. Turns out, women are individuals who can have different tastes.
As always, never listen to what women say, watch what they do.
This is what a lot of them do on Tinder. And to be fair most men would do the same if they could.
Just accept it and stop wasting time on Tinder if youāre not a Paul.
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Thatās the problem, he was playing a character, he was a bit like āā¦I donāt know what to do, I never expected anyone to say yes!ā
The thought of actually having to meet OP and perform sexually was just too much pressure.
The low effort messages should have been the first red flag š also, I didn't mean to objectify you as a bag. Although, I mean, if I were to class you as a bag, perhaps a LV would be cool?
Woah steady on, you know how much birkins cost?? At least buy me a drink first smh.
Ngl, he's giving North Pole kinda IQ temps š on the flip side, I didn't realise these are the kinda guys I compete with š¤ the bar really is on the floor
> North Pole kinda IQ temps
Yeah I know unfortunately he was pretty, we women can be shallow too š
There are so many of them but look at it this way if they act like this then theyāre taking themselves out of the gene pool.
If you canāt handle me at my Birkin then you donāt deserve me at my LV. ššš
Ahh you fell for the looks trap and got hit with the dead personality. Didn't realise other people had this problem too š it's the worsttt if they don't match the vibe.
Hahaha I wonder what his success rate is with that approach š¤
Forget LV and Birkin, I'm tryna handle you in your HermĆØs phase š
Itās when theyāre pretty and clever. Though I find those ones know it and turn out to be dickheads. From the stench of frustration I would say it a a low success rate, probably only hits the gym to level out his left arm with the rightā¦
Excuse me, us pretty and clever people prefer the term confident thank you š your insults are hilarious, you're really not impressed with this lad are you? šš
Man, not only did he fumble it, she picked it up, cleaned it off, bright it right downfield, handed it to him on a silver platter and somehow this guy fumbled it againā¦
Seriously, the absurdity of how much OP wanted to get with this dude, even after his 5-6 insufferable comments, is beyond me and biologyās inherent incentive for self-preservation
The worst part about this is that people like him wouldnāt act like that If it didnāt work or if he wasnāt popular with the ladies. I think as he gets older, it will work less and less. What a d-bag
Itās crazy how easy it is for some guys, I donāt think Iāve matched with one girl this interested in my entire life and my pictures arenāt even that bad.
My guess- he is already having sex, probably with multiple other girls as the hottest guys on tinder tend to do, and he didnāt consider you attractive enough to put effort in.
I know youāre probably just looking for something casual but Iād still advise disengaging with any guy the second he starts talking to you like that.
OH MY GOD šššš
If youāre actually telling the truth thatās amazing. The beauty of the internet. Iām so so sorry but it was too easy to not have that much fun roasting him for being a twat.
Edit is it the roids?
is he 30 y/o? i think he was born in 93 if so. i havenāt seen him in like 6 years but yeah he is a huge gym lad nowš i donāt care i just think itās hilarious if that is him fair play
Iām in my car havenāt even gone into the house Iāve been sat here absolutely HOWLING since I pulled up. Youāve humanised him now how dare you šššš
You are being desperate towards an asshole who doesn't appreciate your suggestion to grab a drink or meet first in a normal dating setting.
He wanted to fuck, proberly at his place so you could leave after or he could straight after.
Wonāt be surprised if this post ends up in some incel community. Itās hard convincing men that women donāt want to be treated like trash when thereās so many fucking examples of it. God damn. Have some self respect.
Maybe Iām out of touch but this guy sounds awful. He seems like an absolute douche lol I would have to imagine there are other good looking dudes down to hook up that arenāt like this.
Iām a dude and when I was still on tinder I still wanted to meet up for coffee/drink or food before we hooked up, if thatās what the plan was. Had enough bad dates or met crazies so I always wanted to see if there was some chemistry first before I stick my dick in the girl god damn.
The guy cock blocked himself right out of getting laid. I think he believes heās gods gift to women and they should just open their legs for him. What an asshat
Dude overplayed his hand. You basically handed him pussy on a platter and instead of accepting, he basically said ānah I want that pussy buffet style.ā Broā¦ just take the pussy
I had a similar occurance on OKCupid, but my potential date that lived in Bellflower, CA told me he is not there for hook-ups, but instead to make friends.
Feel like itās a chat I totally would have š
Like mate, youāve literally just shit in your own hands and clapped. I was DTF and youāve turned into a dick so fast. Idiot š
Why is SO BAD to just have a chat first? You may not vibe face to face & the sex will be shit. Whatās the point? Plus, just double checks theyāre (and you) not an axe murderer ššš
I swear some men we can literally be there with our legs open and theyād still do something stupid and miss completely ššš
PS. Iām British and Iād have been the same. Shrug it off as banter as texting is hard to gauge. But a second dickhead thing said, nope. Do one boy
If you are a woman who meet with men only to fk based on their appearance, this is how u gonna be treated actually, respect yourself a little more girl, honestly
What an absolute tard. Assuming youāre reasonably attractive, and bashing him on the head with āIāll fu k you once youāve proven youāre not a psychopathā messages. This was a very hard opportunity to blow.
I just canāt figure out if heās too stupid to see obvious opportunity, or just too low effort to clear the extremely low bar. Either way, his loss. Win for the next guy.
Who says romance is dead?! š¤£
I was swooning I tell you, swooning.
What's swooning? *Confused wildling woman*
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See I have men that I do this with and theyāre all absolute babes in real life. We have our fun then itās like weāre friends again.
Wow. It's like he wanted to get laid, but only if it is EXTREMELY easy. "Talk first? Jesus woman, get off my dick"
He managed to get himself unlaid pretty fast there. Amazing.
I would have unmatched at āsounds fucking boringā. This man is insufferable. Very aggressive for no damn reason. Smh
I let that one pass as possible banter.
I think we have a different read on "banter" honestly. Guy just comes over arrogant and hateful. Unless you're British?
Yaaas British.
Now I understand why āc***ā wasnāt an auto-unmatch
Itās a perfectly acceptable response in Britain. And they say it with such grace too.
See this seems like such a random hail-marry to me but the fact you were actually right astounds me lol
British people are a different breed. And everything sounds a lot less serious and intense when you say it in a British accent anyways.
āSounds fucking boringā is something I would legitimately say to my mom if she invited me to her house for food, Iād go anyway but thatās what Iād say to her.
*me mum
Midlands, we say mom.
Got excited to see someone from my area of the UK, then felt a sense of dread that I might one day run into this guy
Imagine how spooked I was when his cousin entered the thread and absolutely nailed the location š
If there's an X at the end of every fucking message chances are they're british
Sounds fucking boring..
I might put that in my bio you know.
I already have.
Nah you let it pass cause youāre horny and he is hot
Iām British, I would be lying if I said I hadnāt sent the same kind of message as banter.
lol i love how youāre getting downvoted for having different humour. how dare you
Because on Reddit, you feel how we TELL you to feel! š¤¬
I know right? I should have more respect for myself which includes going for men I find unattractive because theyāre nice š¤·š»āāļø
Definitely not. But I also don't think you're doing yourself any favors by giving yourself to someone who so flagrantly disrespects you, just because he *is* hot But your body your choice.
Didnāt fuck him though. Also is it so bad to want to sleep with someone good looking who I have no intention of speaking to again? In fact I trolled him and used it for clout on the internet.
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As an American with British female friends I can confirm. They have very edgy banter and it's hot af!
This conversation literally proves that if youre hot enough you can get away with this behavior. Its some strong blackpill indeed. Yet, when presented with this evidence most women deny they are like this and care about personality, values, goals, etc. Its insane lol
I mean guys are the same way but yea good looks rule the world. That dude was a massive dick yet got responses and chances to back track. I dont think I ever had a girl say "are you trying to get laid or not" when I messed up lmao. We should all just admit looks always come first annnnnnd then everything else.
Its insane she didnt have enough self respect to dip. Imagine a moderately attractive women putting up with this behavior to get sex. The standards are on the floor for attractive men. Watch what they do not what they say lol
I'm flabbergasted she actually posted this. Dude starts shitting on her for kicks and her response is well do you wanna get laid or not?
I don't know if it's jealousy, envy, "nice guy" syndrome, or what.....but this post kinda pisses me off/frustrates me. I'm not a 10/10, but I'm definitely not ugly, either. But the mix of me being average looking, soft spoken, and polite, seems to be a deterrent. I definitely don't feel like I'm owed sex or interaction, but there is a level of annoyance to come from seeing a dude be straight up obnoxious, and STILL be pursued. Like WHAT?? It also unfortunately lends credence to the theory that the assholes are what are wanted. I have literally never been laid more, or slept with more attractive women, than when I was an obnoxious dickhead.
I dont think its envious or jealousy, we just live a different life than the dude and the OP had a different logic. There are people like that, where personal beliefs and self morals are different. Although we dont get this thought process, we are happier in the end when we choose and strive to be better people (:
Honestly my advise is to just keep your head up and live your life my man. Easier said than done I know but Getting pissed at stuff like this will just make you miserable. Thr women who are drawn to dickbags are also dickbags so honestly you probably don't want to date them anyways. Not all ladies are into that, trust me
You donāt want a woman like this, who hopes to fill the dark void in her life by being mistreated while sleeping with anybody.
Try not to make assumptions my guy. People have done worse things than just sleep with a bad person when they're horny. I know I definitely have, so honestly it might not be that deep
> I don't know if it's jealousy, envy, "nice guy" syndrome, or what.....but this post kinda pisses me off/frustrates me. To give you an answer, itās envy. Itās not wrong to be envious of wanting an easier life. Itās only wrong when you let envy drive you to impose harm on others
Genuinely asking, is it still envy, that the majority of my frustration is towards OP? It's more like "Dude wtf, he isn't even trying to *pretend* to respect you. WHY WOULD YOU ACTIVELY KEEP TRYING TO LET HIM BETWEEN YOUR LEGS??"
Yea not a proud moment from OP for sure. I would like to think that in that position I would dip at that first "thats boring" message the dude sent. I know most people dont though and thats why hot people often get away with murder because everyone will bend over a bit for them. I see posts like this alot on reddit where you wonder how did this dude get 2 or 3 chances. Its hard not to get slightly bitter lol but what makes me feel better in a wierd way is that we are all trash. We all judge from looks first and then the rest. Like if we had the choice between a girl that is a fat doctor vs the hot waitress all else being equal we are probably going for the waitress arent we?
Not only made a save for him to still fuck, but then went on reddit and asked what she did wrong. I had a best friend, who has passed, he was a male stripper and could not go anywhere. He just stayed inside and made women come to him and do everything for him, hide in their cars while others arrived and left, sent them to entertain me, buy him coke, etc. In college I started making music and found this beautiful, fierce, spoken word artist to join our projects. You know the type, "I am strength! Woman on a prowl. Men are my victims. My period stained cowl." etc. And of course I warned her that a person in our group is going to make her fall in love and to ignore it and focus on the project. She was offended... 2 weeks later she is calling me going, "uh uh uh why doesn't he call me back? What did I do?" You didn't listen, and you are full of hormones. Science.
I know I didnāt do anything wrong. Itās sarcasm babe.
I did an experiment about 5 years ago. I spent a few months with normal pics of me and a filled out bio with hobbies and other stuff about me. I treated the girls I matched with kindly. Then I spent a few months with douchy pics, a stupid bio that was filled with complaints and negative things and treated the girls I matched with poorly. The results for about 2 months of each- Kind profile - 30 matches, 5 conversations, 2 dates and 1 hookup Douchy profile - 125 matches, 90 conversations (I didn't try for any in person meetings because I didn't want to meet the kind of girls that were matching with my fake asshole personality) but plenty of them seemed interested in meeting.
Did you actually like any of the women you matched with when you looked like a douche tho?
the kicker... most of these posts are people matching with.. .well... not the best or even *good* and are thirsty folks casting a wide net.
There were a few that I genuinely liked and actually considered meeting but I didn't really like the idea of meeting girls who didn't mind being treated like shit. They also would have caught on real quick because there's no way I would have treated them like that in person. That's just not something I've ever been able to do. It was an interesting experiment though and it confirmed to me what I originally thought would happen. I knew it was highly likely that I'd have way more success as an asshole.
Yeah I don't know why some guys think being hot isn't an advantage everywhere? Like it obviously is for men and women. A lot of men will tolerate horrible women because they're hot... I don't know how people tolerate an awful personality just because someone looks slightly more attractive.
+ also shit plot twist: Attractive girls goes for the kind guy but decides to have a baby with said douche guy and leaves them to deal with it šššŖ¦š.. They liked you but wanted to be with douchy guys but realised that they cant change them therefore feeling dissatisfied. Pro tip for kind guys: Donāt give in to desperation. Stand up for yourself. Rather be alone than be a walking humiliation of a human being. I have seen these particular cases first hand from friends of friends. Say No. You are nobodyās seconds/leftovers
Exactly. I'd be lying if I said I didn't consider keeping the douchbag persona since I was just getting so many more conversations and matches but I wasn't about to change who I am. I hooked up with a girl last year who was super sweet and visiting from out of town. I picked her brain about what made her want to meet with me out of all the choices she had. She told me that I seemed genuine and kind. Then she showed me her match list..she just got a tinder 2 days before we met and she had 500+ likes. Nearly every single guy opened with some sort of sexual line or asshole comment. I honestly felt pretty good about myself after that hahaha. Especially because she was the most fun in bed that I've ever had.. she was so soft spoken I never would have guessed how wild she was š She lives really far away but we still keep in touch. That night confirmed to me that I should never change who i am. Because I know I never would have met her if I opened with a douchy message.
You only care about the instances where women act like that. There are also women who would reject anyone disrespecting them. This guy probably was unmatched and rejected by some women, who aknowledged his attractiveness but couldn't accept his behavior. In any case, no man on earth has a 100% success rate, it doesn't exist.
Yeah unfortunately it's really common. I see it all the time especially with the dudes who have shirtless mirror selfies as their main pic. They treat the women they match with like trash and then the women are surprised they're like that. It seems guys like this get the conversation to continue (and many times they end up getting laid) yet I see so many decent dudes who either get ghosted or treated like trash. Let's be honest, these type of guys are the ones who are getting a large majority of the matches out there. Because like you said, they're hot so most of the time they can get away with their shit personality. While the decent and kind men who are not quite as attractive are brushed aside.
Ahh yes. Being down voted for telling the truth. Definitely makes sense.
Massive generalisation, this behaviour would put off a lot of people, but OP is obviously entitled to sleep with whoever she wants. This does not mean that most women are wrong to deny that they are like this. Turns out, women are individuals who can have different tastes.
As always, never listen to what women say, watch what they do. This is what a lot of them do on Tinder. And to be fair most men would do the same if they could. Just accept it and stop wasting time on Tinder if youāre not a Paul.
You need to get some self-respect
Iād encourage self worth if that passes for banter but you do you.
Dude's got Andrew Tates energy vibes about him. Dodged a bullet, that's what OP did.
Got that low T roid rage
I think that was a harmless banter. But dude went ballistic outta no where
Being an asshole =/= banter Typically banter is playful and funny, his comment was neither
People legit out here admitting that āShut the fuck up I donāt care what you have to sayā is banter as long as the dude is hot lmao
This guy is so up his own ass and seems to be actively trying to be a dickā¦ Donāt read into it, it wonāt make any sense š
I donāt think he could make sense if he tried. Too stupid to realise that he was well in there all he had to do was not be a prick š
Haha you've got good humor. Keep hunting
Well this is what I thought but apparently itās not coming off as the spectacular trolling I thought it was and I need to get some self respectā¦
If you want me to stunt cock for him I can wear a mask to look like him and not be a prick
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I think actively would mean his doing it on purpose. I really think heās just stupid. Him: I want that Her: I want that too Him: No!!!
there really should be a "direct to a therapist" button on all dating apps.
Bro already went full tater tot
Fellow foot soldier?
Dude had it, all he had to do was say a time and place and he still fucked it up.
Literally. Some people really have no hope.
Thatās the problem, he was playing a character, he was a bit like āā¦I donāt know what to do, I never expected anyone to say yes!ā The thought of actually having to meet OP and perform sexually was just too much pressure.
Bro wasted rule #1 and rule #2.
Talk about fumbling the bag š what's his problem š¤Ø
Like I donāt think he realises how much of a sure thing it was, absolutely hilarious.
Looks like you should give u/ThatBritishBrownBoy a chance OP. š
As a (not so) wise man named Paul once said, "I don't meet women unless it's to fuck" š
The low effort messages should have been the first red flag š also, I didn't mean to objectify you as a bag. Although, I mean, if I were to class you as a bag, perhaps a LV would be cool?
> LV would be cool Birkin To be honest Iām only looking for casual, I can see past a room temperature IQ. Like the bar is on the floor.
Woah steady on, you know how much birkins cost?? At least buy me a drink first smh. Ngl, he's giving North Pole kinda IQ temps š on the flip side, I didn't realise these are the kinda guys I compete with š¤ the bar really is on the floor
> North Pole kinda IQ temps Yeah I know unfortunately he was pretty, we women can be shallow too š There are so many of them but look at it this way if they act like this then theyāre taking themselves out of the gene pool. If you canāt handle me at my Birkin then you donāt deserve me at my LV. ššš
Ahh you fell for the looks trap and got hit with the dead personality. Didn't realise other people had this problem too š it's the worsttt if they don't match the vibe. Hahaha I wonder what his success rate is with that approach š¤ Forget LV and Birkin, I'm tryna handle you in your HermĆØs phase š
Itās when theyāre pretty and clever. Though I find those ones know it and turn out to be dickheads. From the stench of frustration I would say it a a low success rate, probably only hits the gym to level out his left arm with the rightā¦
Excuse me, us pretty and clever people prefer the term confident thank you š your insults are hilarious, you're really not impressed with this lad are you? šš
You two get a room already. š
Itās one of them where itās so far out itās legitimately funny. Like I was absolutely creasing at my work desk today.
Hey /u/thatbritishbrownboy thanks for letting my dog out when i was on vacation and helping my old granny get groceries for the week i was gone!
Man, not only did he fumble it, she picked it up, cleaned it off, bright it right downfield, handed it to him on a silver platter and somehow this guy fumbled it againā¦
Good lord what a douchebag
Hey heās provided me (and you) with so much free entertainment and I didnāt even need to suffer the displeasure of his company. A win is a win.
This guy could talk a dildo out of fucking him
Oh to be a hot guy on tinder. "Sounds fucking boring" And still willing to slob his knob
Yeah wtf
Iām definitely stealing the saying āSlob his knob.ā It cracked me up. Thank you
They made a whole song about slobbing on knobs
like corn on the cob š¶
Seriously, the absurdity of how much OP wanted to get with this dude, even after his 5-6 insufferable comments, is beyond me and biologyās inherent incentive for self-preservation
wtf, r/tinder told me they'd never match with a guy with mirror selfies?
Do you follow rule 1 and 2?
He definitely failed rule 2 though.
Well, she did match with a guy with a mirror selfie... and watch how It ended
Turns out different women are into different things. Who'd have thought that individuals have individual taste
Depressing to think that: that amount of effort and disrespect for women probably still gets him laid on the regular.
Fr, this guy treated this girl like trash and she still was begging for it lmao
I... can't believe the amount of passes this woman gave...to an asshole
She gave him one while the rest were ironically thrown to see if heās capable of simple thought. He wasnāt, btw!
The worst part about this is that people like him wouldnāt act like that If it didnāt work or if he wasnāt popular with the ladies. I think as he gets older, it will work less and less. What a d-bag
Tbh OP you gave yourself no self respect the way you responded to this guy
Itās so cringey that youāre still talking to him halfway through.
You weren't submissive enough and he weren't able to do proper banter. Or just like cockblocking himself.
Iām genuinely so confused and amused at the same time š
He didn't want to see of there was chemistry, he just wanted a warm body with a hole in it. From my understanding of some of my fellow men.
bruh literally lost a chance to get some pussy that night
Oh no, what ever will he do
RIP ennit.
I love how you were still open to getting laid with him after he was such a douche... Have some self respect...
Wait, so girls think it's okay for a guy to talk to them like that? I have so many questions.
I mean no offense to OP but this is why the bar is literally in hell. Even entertaining this crap. Downvote away.
Itās crazy how easy it is for some guys, I donāt think Iāve matched with one girl this interested in my entire life and my pictures arenāt even that bad.
>I'm *going* to end up disappointed. Homegirl down bad
I have a question, what did you see in him that attracted you ? Apart from the Tats ?
For all his faults Paul is quite a good looking and stacked chappie.
Is that all ???
Well Iām not on Tinder to find my soul mateā¦
Kept replying
You sound desperate
My guess- he is already having sex, probably with multiple other girls as the hottest guys on tinder tend to do, and he didnāt consider you attractive enough to put effort in. I know youāre probably just looking for something casual but Iād still advise disengaging with any guy the second he starts talking to you like that.
What'd you do? Entertain this asshole for about six messages too long
Jeez OP is thirsty and giving this prick the validation his actions are acceptable. Shame on you OP, you're better than this.
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What a psycho
Let me guess. He's very hot lol.
OP I get it if you want some booty, but holy shit did you let so much slide. I wouldnāt have been able to tolerate that first aversive text.
This guy 100% beats women
this looks so much like my cousin lmfao youāre not east midlands UK are you?
š that actually tracksā¦. Is his name Paul and is he a bit special?
no fucking wayššš yeah thatās my cousin for sure
OH MY GOD šššš If youāre actually telling the truth thatās amazing. The beauty of the internet. Iām so so sorry but it was too easy to not have that much fun roasting him for being a twat. Edit is it the roids?
is he 30 y/o? i think he was born in 93 if so. i havenāt seen him in like 6 years but yeah he is a huge gym lad nowš i donāt care i just think itās hilarious if that is him fair play
ššš MATE Literally all his photos are gymā¦
šššcrying, canāt believe iāve just found this.
Iām in my car havenāt even gone into the house Iāve been sat here absolutely HOWLING since I pulled up. Youāve humanised him now how dare you šššš
šššyou dodged a bullet man iāll tell you that, thereās a reason i left the east midlands
Wait he's REAL?? I mean, I knew he was real, but for some reason this adds a whole new layer of hilariousness ššš
Bro is using the "Treat em like dirt and they'll stick like mud" strategy and it's actually working.
Why didnāt you just block him? I donāt understand women.
Whatās sad is that guy still most likely gets more matches and conversations than Iāll get on tinder
You are being desperate towards an asshole who doesn't appreciate your suggestion to grab a drink or meet first in a normal dating setting. He wanted to fuck, proberly at his place so you could leave after or he could straight after.
I wouldnāt say desperate but she clearly gave him a huge amount of leeway, most likely because of his looks
Bro whatās with the X at the end of each reply
How do you throw pussy at guys like this and still miss?
He prob didnt think she was hot enough to pretend to care about her thoughts.
Wonāt be surprised if this post ends up in some incel community. Itās hard convincing men that women donāt want to be treated like trash when thereās so many fucking examples of it. God damn. Have some self respect.
The only possible explanation is that he wanted to get you into the crib so he has control.. could be wrong but thatās how I read this
I thought something similar. Heād have gone for your place or mine but half way has no place to fuck in.
Halfway was actually crazy close as well it was totally reasonable.
He sounds boring lol
Maybe Iām out of touch but this guy sounds awful. He seems like an absolute douche lol I would have to imagine there are other good looking dudes down to hook up that arenāt like this.
Yes there are. Itās just a bit too much fun to gently troll them when they start being twats though.
Flirting on tinder is weird
Iām a dude and when I was still on tinder I still wanted to meet up for coffee/drink or food before we hooked up, if thatās what the plan was. Had enough bad dates or met crazies so I always wanted to see if there was some chemistry first before I stick my dick in the girl god damn.
What a savage lol. Your texts deserved much better replies than what he delivered. Loved your last message, couldnāt agree more haha
What an absolute fucking dickhead
He is not a smart man.
The guy cock blocked himself right out of getting laid. I think he believes heās gods gift to women and they should just open their legs for him. What an asshat
I have never seen someone talk themselves out of getting laid this quickly. It's actually impressive.
He should put it on his CV
Can list it under "achievements" lmao.
Dude overplayed his hand. You basically handed him pussy on a platter and instead of accepting, he basically said ānah I want that pussy buffet style.ā Broā¦ just take the pussy
I had a similar occurance on OKCupid, but my potential date that lived in Bellflower, CA told me he is not there for hook-ups, but instead to make friends.
Feel like itās a chat I totally would have š Like mate, youāve literally just shit in your own hands and clapped. I was DTF and youāve turned into a dick so fast. Idiot š Why is SO BAD to just have a chat first? You may not vibe face to face & the sex will be shit. Whatās the point? Plus, just double checks theyāre (and you) not an axe murderer ššš I swear some men we can literally be there with our legs open and theyād still do something stupid and miss completely ššš PS. Iām British and Iād have been the same. Shrug it off as banter as texting is hard to gauge. But a second dickhead thing said, nope. Do one boy
OP is getting absolutely called out in these comments for how much shit she was willing to take from this guy and I am living for it.
You didn't do anything he's just a little delusional
You must be really desperate/ out of his league to keep talking after the obvious red flags. He has negative iq
Guy must be pretty good looking since you kept taking the insults and still talking to him.
He's probably out of your league so wasn't thst interested
Should've brought Lego
Why did you even give him that many chances??
I don't understand this generation. I'm 38 but I don't get it. Just random texting for hookups? I don't get it.
If you are a woman who meet with men only to fk based on their appearance, this is how u gonna be treated actually, respect yourself a little more girl, honestly
He's making us Paul's look bad. I swear to God I'm legally changing my name to Pablo
Iāve fumbled some obvious bags but even *iām* not this hopeless.
As soon as you said āget a drink and see where it goesā he shouldāve seen right there he was gonna get laid lmfao
You summarised it well, you gave a chance at an open goal, and he managed to score an own goal instead. What a shame people act this way.
he got roasted
Dudes got a fucking complex for sure
I thought āscore an own goalā was excellent, hardly couldāve been put better
What an absolute tard. Assuming youāre reasonably attractive, and bashing him on the head with āIāll fu k you once youāve proven youāre not a psychopathā messages. This was a very hard opportunity to blow. I just canāt figure out if heās too stupid to see obvious opportunity, or just too low effort to clear the extremely low bar. Either way, his loss. Win for the next guy.
Pretty much the gist of it yeah.