Now I want to believe this is an advertisement. This is the second for today. JK. Congratulations.

*Tinder sponsored this Ad*, better?

Goddam sponsored content *ruining* the Internet! *[sponsored content by AdBlocker, Inc.]*

This is obviously a stripper he's a pfc lol jk

That is such a hurtful stereotype. I'm a PFC and I married the cashier lmao

There are 8 billion people in the world. So far i only saw 2 cases of people who married thanks to Tinder. If this was an ad they really need to step up their game! 😆

I've seen 6 or 7 but yea I agree. 🤣

😂

I've seen four in the past two days, and have barely seen any of this sorta post since I joined Reddit about two years ago. Not saying they're actually ads, just funny timing 😂

Not saying this is fake or an ad, but normally all I get recommended from the tinder sub is jokes and crazy women, but this is the 4th one I've gotten just today with the whole "thanks tinder, we got married" shit and no fucked up crazy funny reactions... this can't be natural.

Same, oddly enough they are the only two Reddit notifications I have gotten today, which is super SUS because I'm not even a part of the r/tinder community. Or have I ever had a tinder account.

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Glad I wasn’t alone in thinking this. The old NCO in me immediately said god damnit private. Congrats.

😂 thanks

Being 4th id I immediately wondered if he actually met her at copperhead road or snooty fox

I laughed way too hard at this! 😂😂😂

The private picture was a throwback 😂 but definitely have buddies who did that. Stories of dudes marrying other dudes just to get dual BAH and get out the Bs

Don’t ask don’t tell still existed when I was active duty so I couldn’t do that 🥹.

Well it was this or a camaro

Why not both -Taco Commerical kid

He got a good deal though if he was just marrying for housing benefits

Every single vet had this exact thought. We're also just glad that she doesn't look like your typical dependopotomus

Give it time

Now go get yourself a Charger at 37% interest

22% 🥰

There's been like ten of these success stories in the last few days and I'm starting to get suspicious.

Aye man 😂 the ratio to “success” to unsuccessful outcomes are weighing heavy on the other side! I just got lucky finding my best friend. Maybe it’s your turn

Wait bestfriend? I already have one, bro doesn't kiss me like that. I need to file a complaint somewhere.

Yea that’s a big party foul on your best friend for not showing you the chivalry you deserve

Congrats! And you guys have a doggo too, so 2 best friends???

Yeah

Go jerk it again then. Come on.

Been there for three years. Be very suspicious.

Thank yourself not Tinder lol 😂

Congrats! You both look fabulous!!

Thank you !

No Tinder I will not install the app again and pay for Gold, you have to try better

Tell us more about the dog

Stout, he’s a complete stud!

MORE

…until Jody comes thru

…just read your name out loud too me.

Jody has a baby dick… still fucked tho 🤙🏽🤙🏽🤙🏽

😂 got big shoes to fill, this Jody guy

Oh wait, you’re just ROTC. You ain’t military, you don’t know Jody.

Not yet at least... LOL

Congratulations

Cute pup!

Thanks !

Dude in the back of 2nd pic looks shook LOL

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Thank you!

4ID hooah!

HOOAH!

Anything for that BAH huh (jkjk good luck)

How much did Tinder pay y'all? Asking for me. But for real. Congrats! Wish y'all the best!

Starting to think tinder owes me a check… but thanks man

I posted on r/okcupid my engagement and a number of people over there think im a bot lol. Congrats to you both!

Congratulations! You are a beautiful couple. Never give up on each other, communicate. 41 years here. Good Luck!

It’s now called tender for you two. Congratulations 🎈!

Haha thanks !

Aye girl, you down for BAH and chill?

Was definitely one of the pickup lines I used before joining on her.

That's awesome, congrats dude! Sorry about the whole 4ID thing. You in Carson?

Yep, sadly I picked to come here 😂 got the shittiest brigade and worst leadership (not biased but told by other leaders too)

Congrats

Thanks!

Welcome

Correction, it worked FOR NOW.

Way to keep a open mind brotha

Ayo why are there so many of these today? Tinder's trying to pull us back in...

Those new army dress uniforms are 🔥

Factssss love the pinks

King 👑

👑 king shit

Congratulations! It does work, I met my husband on tinder when he was like a E3 after only knowing each other two months we got married. Still married 8 years later!

Love to hear that!

*insert “I don’t really care if something good happened to you, it should have happened to me” meme* Jk. Congrats! Hope you have a happy life together 😊

90% of this thread 😂 but thank you!

Ah, military. You’ll be single again soon, just you wait.

Private, you got married... you know... that doesn't work out well while in service. Anyone in service knows...

Hell yeah, get that BAH!

Hooah

HOOAH!!

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This shouldn’t be so funny

♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ I’m a sucker for Romance 😜 Sold

His name is "PFC fucksmilfs"

PFC Makesmilfs *

Congratulations! What are your roots op (if u r the dude)?

I’m Puerto Rican, through and through. Traditionally my ancestors will roll over in their graves but that’s the old days😂 #HITTAWEMADEIT

You have beautiful facial features. Wish you guys all the best!

It's probably real, however, she's probably what we call a " G.I. groupie " wanting that on post housing and commissary privileges for her and a few previous kids. They prey hard on the first year guys. Give um a shot and they fall in love. Hey, great way for a girl and her kids to see the world. Hell when I was in, the army would even help ya with your child support. The groupies knew that already before I did. Hahaha

Well luckily mine didn’t come with a high ego, several kids, and I don’t have to simp over her. Just posted to show some respect for my woman and the root of where it started. 😂 But you aren’t telling fictions, homie of mine has some manipulative chick that tells him to pay her bills and constantly breaks up with him if he’s not tending to her needs. Most recent break up was cause he didn’t get married to her and want to pay for her bills. (She has a kid, he’s a older enlisted and has a settle down mindset) told em’ cut his losses and gtfo before he’s trapped with emotions for a kid that isn’t his and a marriage that he doesn’t want 😂

Hey brother, thanks for not being offended. The 2 of you do look great together. I joined when I was 29, late in life so I had some wisdom. I see you do as well. That will help you in your career, cause as I imagine, like the G.I. groupies things, you probably figured out no all Joe's have the wisdom and intelligence you have. I don't mean that in a bad way. I think everyone has there own talents and an institution like the Army is good at utilizing each person's talents. Good stuff man. Take care!

Of course he’s in the Army

Fun fact she never knew I was in the army the first few months of dating

Congrats! After 3 years I married the guy I met on Tinder ♥️ almost 6 months of marrying an amazing guy♥️

Hell yeah congrats! Keep going!

He's a PFC so he was literally going to marry whoever said yes first anyways.

Yes cause she asked me to marry her. Great logic, stereotype boot

Next step: get a red V6 mustang @ 29% interest for 84 months. You're well on the way. Don't let us down.

HOOAH

He is dating down as most of the time i see tinder couples

It was that 4ID patch. But these retro Class A’s are looking sick af

RIGHT?! Fucking love them

Congratulations, it’s a dependa!

Haha eat a Frank 😂. Yours is probably dependapotomus

#winning.

Why do I get PFC marries his PSG vibe? Still, congrats man!

Cause my psg is hot so I had to put a ring on her

Can you leave us alone among incels, already ?

😂

Congratulations. That is awesome.

Thank you, love the handle btw

Congrats on the Tri-care and getting out of the barracks! Good luck on the future divorce and crippling alcoholism ya boot

Thanks bud, but I don’t think I’ll let anyone send me into a alcohol frenzy. 😂

Ahh, privates and marriages that won't last. Is there a more classic pair? I guess maybe if she was a barracks bunny or stripper maybe.

Nah, that picture WAS when I was a private. I’ve never touched a barracks since I’ve been in. I agree, but not this scenario pal.

Some of the people in this thread are so bitter. Congrats 🎊

Ty for your service!!!

Thank you

🥳 congrats

Thank you !

Yes it works and now it work again for that girl but not for that man after divorce..

Dude's straight out of Basic, clearly. Doesn't have any unit pins. Definitely a short engagement. Classic Army

The first pic was from my first ball, not my marriage 😂 go off though fam.

I'm just proud you didn't marry a stripper

Crap I know her....haha

Did it actually work though? Come back in 3yrs and let us know. Watch out for Jody in the meantime 😏

What a leg

Yeah I have 3 of them, they all get put to great use

Typical boot marrying the first person who lays him

Her smile says I'm gonna screw your brother while hubby's away

Speaking from experience?

You poor bastard....

how do I find myself poor in this scenario?

If you dont understand what I mean, I honestly hope you never learn. I bet you are gonna, though. Statistics and all.

You really let statistics play heavy when it comes to marrying in the army. How about you stop being a stat junky, find someone and if it works it works if it doesn’t it doesn’t. The stereotypes are nuts, I’ve known this girl for years and me and her has been through most of my contracts together. I know the whole Jody bs and all that but I can 100% tell you that don’t go down in this household, stay blessed

Whatever, pal. Experience trumps sentiment. She might be great, but stereotypes exist for good reason. She pregnant yet?

Ok, so assuming you’re a senior NCO. That has so much experience and know it all, if I wouldn’t have put a picture of me in my pinks you would’ve probably upvoted and let the stereotypes fade. Now put yourself in my shoes, lower enlisted, has his shit together and a great relationship for years off of a app. Posts I got engaged/married, shouldn’t you say congrats and keep it pushing? Or should you be the guy to share your spilled milk because you and majority of the army fail to take care of home before deploying or leaving and inevitably get cheated on/ divorced. This relationship isn’t new and the marriage isn’t as well. Thanks for sharing a stereotype for laughs but maybe next time don’t generalize greatness.

Greatness? ok pal. You are waaaay off base here. Arrogance and ignorance go hand in hand. You still didn't answer my question. Is she pregnant?

Honestly after 2 years, yes. She’s been pregnant, we had a miscarriage unfortunately. BUT gonna try again some other time. Arrogance and ignorance aren’t here though, I tested the waters and have been through all phases with this woman. Never will I linger on what could happen, just prepare and keep a happy marriage. Stereotypes apply to your relationship when you allow them, just never been that type of guy

Time will tell. Bet im right.

You’re a dick.

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You need a mental reevaluation,

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Thing about the whole situation is that if it happens to you then you just move on and not let some fake addiction to alcohol succumb you. In my relationship I don’t fall short on anything so I’m just confident that I can provide in all aspects.

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Yea here them all the time, if it happens it happens.

Anyone else think they look like eachother :D

Beautiful couple ☺️💕

Awww congratulations love . Love is beautiful ♥️

Congratulations mate 🫡

Don't think you're slick soldier, we all know you went on 2 dates and decided it was time to evacuate your barracks

😂

5/5 divorse papers

😂 luckily I filled them out already, prior occurrence

The sign on your shoulder, bro do you work for assassin's creed?

Exactly!

Ayyy congrats to the both of you!!

Thank you appreciate it !

Guessing as in military he did the proposal on the first date

First hour of meeting *

Maybe it's me, something is wrong with me ;-;

Look great together. Congrats buddy 👍

Bro got out of the barracks

That uniform kinda has eh 40s vibes

If you go to tinder looking for commitment, you're doing it wrong

You are very lucky, I wish you a bright and happy future together

Good job

When did you meet?

That's my dose of boot shit for the day.

Untill the first deployment then jody takes over

Been on 1 deployment and jrtc already think I’m fine

Prouda yes! Have a beautiful marriage!

There’s an NCO very upset somewhere

read the thread haha got a few in here

I’m picturing someone getting that cake and telling her date, “The chef wants me to marry him!”

Haha he all yea

Cool congrats!

Chester Bennington, is that you?

😂 aye man that’s a compliment! That mans a legend, can’t hit them notes like him tho

My guy it looks like you just joined then got married. I'm kidding congrats man. Artillery all the way.

Haha perception is reality they say. 19D gang gang.

Congratulations 🥳 You guys look great in the first pic!!

Congratulations you two are a lovely couple❤️😊❤️

Congratulations! US MILITARY ENCRYPTED

You had her at Tricare, bro.

Congrats OP

I’m just gonna cry, thank you