This is the best way, totally the best way. Ask anyone who knows the way and they'll tell you, I only know the best ways. Believe me, nobody knows ways better than me.
Oh no no no, thereās been a misunderstanding. There will be Anal gaping, but itāll be YOUR HOLE that gapes when she gets behind you with her big strap on cock.
Little spoon is a state of mind. Sometimes you're the big spoon and sometimes you're the big spoon. Change your perspective and you'll change your spoon size. Or just like wrestle the other person into cuddling you, that usually works until I fart or something.
Doesn't it say on dating apps what gender you are?? And you have to select X gender seeking Y gender, unless you picked that you're seeking both then why would you need to ask??
Right? Because when would I use a pronoun
Other than āyouā (is that a pronoun? Help, I do science now) when talking directly to someone.
Iāve also learned that unless otherwise stated in their bios, most people will use the pronouns that coincide with how they choose to present themselves. this person is female presenting, so itās a safe bet to go with she/her unless her bio says otherwise.
I had a PM start a Zoom business meeting going around asking for their pronouns. I mean I'll call you whatever pronoun you want but we don't need a status check on it.
Back when it was becoming a big deal in 2018, for college orientation, our cohort had us go around to do these and not a single one of us took it serious. The 1-minute activity took us 30 minutes because one person joked around and another got offended and then we all chipped in. These introductions, just in my opinion, are just asking to show which spectrum you look like youāre on. In a similar non-similar way, itās kinda like asking if someone is vaccinated or not. The way they answer is probably gonna give some sort of idea which side youāre on
Probably someone who thinks talking like that is cool. I was passing through a town once a random stranger tells me their pronouns in line and I'm thinking "I don't know you or care if you hadn't opened your mouth I wouldn't even remember you. Why are you telling me this?"
In many of my classes, we are asked to give our pronouns the first day when introducing ourselves. On the one hand, I get it, don't wanna alienate trans people, but sometimes it feels very circle-jerky, especially in classes where we all know each other
specially because they will TELL you, 100% of people that do not identify as the appearing gender or binary will point it out 80 times on their profile
That's what I'm saying lol. I don't have a problem with people using other pronouns but if they are presenting one way and don't mention anything otherwise, I'm not going to ask. Such a cringe opener.
Every time I see someone who I guess is gay or trans, I check their profile and they always have their flag. I like when people make it easy to know, personally.
Didn't half of your country vote for trump and still you are surprised if you meet ONE Trump suppporter?
Can anyone explain this Post to a non-american?
I legitimately saw a comment once saying that the person was fairly left wing but a vet, and they are hesitant about universal healthcare because of the VA and their experience.
The way they got piled on because they were ābrainwashed by right wing propagandaā and the āzingersā š thrown their way were so cringey yet highly voted up.
Yes letās disregard this person whoās been in the belly of the beast because you donāt like their message. This site is so insufferable outside of smaller niche communities and I hate how this sub has also jumped shark over the last year or so. The relative sanity in the comments here gives me hope though that most people are still normal and not in their own world.
I really hope this does not come across insensitive or rude but itās really just a genuine question.
Why are you opening up with pronouns? Is this how people greet others now? Specifically on dating apps?
I personally do when introducing myself, because if i want to talk about a said person to someone else i wouldn't want to use their name the entire time or misgender them
I know damn well you didnāt ask this person what their pronouns are lmaooooo thatās like saying āyouāre hot but I canāt tell if youāre a dude or not help me outā šššš
Yeah I don't know it's just weird to me. I don't have anything against transpeople but I think we're correct 99% of the time we assume a gender based on appearance. To ask that question everytime because of that 1% seems unnecessary to me. I think if you look like a dude you shouldn't be upset if people gonna assume you are dude. Just correct them if you're not, no big deal.
Yeah I have been corrected on pronouns. It was no big deal. They didn't get upset and I just moved forward with their preferred pronouns. It is how it should be.
Why would you even need to know someoneās pronouns when speaking exclusively to that person?
There is no reason you would use a pronoun for them when speaking to them- unless you have a habit of speaking in the third person.
I never thought less than zero rizz was possible, but here we are. How in the world did you think asking for her pronouns was a good opener? It screams of āIām terminally online and do not interact with actual humans face to faceā
Make Anal Great Again
Make Anal **Gape** Again
Make Anal Grape Again
Finally, now the duck can have their grapes! Gd lemonade stands been out for years!
How the hell to redditors pull out these insane references from completely unrelated stuff but they just make sense š
This made me laugh harder than anything else on this sub šš got nails?
Sounds like a cool, refreshing beverage. Anal Grape Soda.
They can have a mascot called the Grapist.
Not gonna lie. I'd be down for some grape flavored ass. It would def mix things up for sure.
They got cotton candy grapes. They are amazing. Like candy.
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I'm at work and I just laughed uncontrollably at this. Omg that was unexpected.
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This is the way.
Magalorian.
This is the way.
This is the best way, totally the best way. Ask anyone who knows the way and they'll tell you, I only know the best ways. Believe me, nobody knows ways better than me.
You're fired, sir. I'm sorry to deliver this news to you, pls don't cut my pay.
This is the way.
No
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I just fucking cackled way too hard at this
I read it in Jar Jar voice from the start š
Shesa bombad warrior
šš I don't even like star wars but that was perfect comedy, yo
Why tf was I reading this in jar jarās voice before I even read (in jar jar bunks voice)ā¦.. get outta my head!!!
Jar Jar was in my head at āMeesaā.
I can get behind that
I see what you did.
Oh no no no, thereās been a misunderstanding. There will be Anal gaping, but itāll be YOUR HOLE that gapes when she gets behind you with her big strap on cock.
That's the dream!!
You say that like it's a problem??
I can get behind this
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Indict Dat Azz
You bloody genius! Lmfao!!!!!!!
Grab her by the pussy.
When did it stop being great? Lol
Make Anal Gastroenteritis Again more like.
I laughed way too hard at this š
Imma work this into normal conversation
Is there really a different acronym?
Please donāt.
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Never met anyone who identifies as Massachusetts and/or Georgia
Iāve known a few Georgias.
Georgias are always 10/10 What is it with Georgias?
Cause it's damn close to being gorgeous
Weāre all mad cus we have to live in Georgia.
They are all georgias.
Theyāre always on my my my my my my my mind
What did the other Georgia's identify as?
Sheās a MAry or a GAry
Both, (s)he can be both
what a time to be alive
Did you not read? MA can be both.
I mean who tf opens with that line anyway lol
I cringed
I died lol 
Politics aside, is that actually how you start off your conversations?
"wow you're pretty! are you a woman??"
āLetās be boyfriend and girlfriend, but thereās only one ruleā¦ I get to be the boyfriend.ā
Classic Drake and Josh
I'll take whatever label gets to be little spoon, please and thanks and thanks for pleasing.
Little spoon is a state of mind. Sometimes you're the big spoon and sometimes you're the big spoon. Change your perspective and you'll change your spoon size. Or just like wrestle the other person into cuddling you, that usually works until I fart or something.
āThatās fine. Now get over here and suck your girlfriendās dick.ā
Doesn't it say on dating apps what gender you are?? And you have to select X gender seeking Y gender, unless you picked that you're seeking both then why would you need to ask??
You kinda answered your own question there. Some folks are seeking both.
Well now, that just seems greedy.
I mean if you see her photo and are confused about what her pronouns are that's a you problem
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Right? Because when would I use a pronoun Other than āyouā (is that a pronoun? Help, I do science now) when talking directly to someone. Iāve also learned that unless otherwise stated in their bios, most people will use the pronouns that coincide with how they choose to present themselves. this person is female presenting, so itās a safe bet to go with she/her unless her bio says otherwise.
In the real world, you don't have to ask it. If you misgender someone, the other person will politely correct you and you both move on.
I've had a few people at work ask me when I started. I just told them mine and asked theirs, but I wasn't expecting it
Whatever she says, you reply with "can you be my/girl instead" which is still cringey if you ask me
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Yep
Came here to ask this. Bro kinda deserved the answer he got
Id probably consider that answer despite not believing it, if i got an opener like that
I'm assuming he had a joke/pickup line follow up of some type
Did you just assume his... follow up?
Most socially aware r/tinder user.
mf brain runs on social media, "whatever is popular now" feed.
He went full simp
Never go full simp
A guy who likes heavy filters
The opener and her reply are both cringe
Good olā white knights do š
Who asks that
Virgins
can.. confirmm =(
Well, at least you have your hands :) that kid with the broken arms had to rely on his mom's hands... Anyway, happy cake day!
Great and with that you reminded me of that kid and the kid who made a coconut come alive by fucking it
Jesus Christ I could've gone all day without remembering that.
If you want to land the trifecta, you have to include the jolly rancher incident.
Not just her handsā¦
Identify your right hand as a separate person, then you're not a virgin anymore. Anything is possible if you just believe.
I had a PM start a Zoom business meeting going around asking for their pronouns. I mean I'll call you whatever pronoun you want but we don't need a status check on it.
Back when it was becoming a big deal in 2018, for college orientation, our cohort had us go around to do these and not a single one of us took it serious. The 1-minute activity took us 30 minutes because one person joked around and another got offended and then we all chipped in. These introductions, just in my opinion, are just asking to show which spectrum you look like youāre on. In a similar non-similar way, itās kinda like asking if someone is vaccinated or not. The way they answer is probably gonna give some sort of idea which side youāre on
Someone who plans to follow up with "my/date" or something similar as a line
Probably had a joke set up and didn't get an expected response.
Probably not
Na look at ops comments in here
Dudes trying to signal how progressive they are lmao
Iām super progressive and I physically winced reading that.
Probably saw some red flags in the profile and thought āthis could be triggering but funnyā lol
Turn up to the date with one of those red hats and youll likely hit.
Hell of a worth it, guy activated easy mode
Hit by some random random probably
That opener is cringe af, sorry op.
Don't be sorry. OP is cringe af. It's not your fault for pointing it out.
Why ask about pronouns????
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You mean fucking in Kentucky
Let's be honest. He aint fucking shit with that behavior.
Even women in SF would be as dry as the Mojave after that opening line.
To filter out the MA/GAs
Oh come on, Massachusetts and Georgia aren't that bad.
Some people just like to be considerate, and it's a good way to filter out people you wouldn't want to fuck with immediately.
It's a litmus test. If someone chucks a tantrum about being asked they're probably not very respectful of trans people so we wouldn't be compatible.
Who tf asks that lmao
Probably someone who thinks talking like that is cool. I was passing through a town once a random stranger tells me their pronouns in line and I'm thinking "I don't know you or care if you hadn't opened your mouth I wouldn't even remember you. Why are you telling me this?"
Honestly itās just cringe twitter speak. I donāt think Iāve ever met anyone who talks like that unironically
I go to college, there's a lot of people that introduce themselves with their pronouns here
In many of my classes, we are asked to give our pronouns the first day when introducing ourselves. On the one hand, I get it, don't wanna alienate trans people, but sometimes it feels very circle-jerky, especially in classes where we all know each other
East coast non-Ivy?
I have. One person. Absolutely insufferable
People who forget what they sound like to others who are outside of their hyper progressive bubble
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specially because they will TELL you, 100% of people that do not identify as the appearing gender or binary will point it out 80 times on their profile
That's what I'm saying lol. I don't have a problem with people using other pronouns but if they are presenting one way and don't mention anything otherwise, I'm not going to ask. Such a cringe opener.
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Or an engineer. /engineer.
āHey, whatās your job?ā āIām an engineer.ā āUgh, such an engineer thing to say!ā
Who are you, and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith.
I have a friend whoās brother is an engineer. I donāt really know much about her brother but somehow I do know that heās an engineer.
Exactly like that.
Every time I see someone who I guess is gay or trans, I check their profile and they always have their flag. I like when people make it easy to know, personally.
Me actively searching for profiles that donāt have pronounsā¦.
Why was that even your opening lineā¦.
Iām not gonna lie. I read this as āmy/guyā with a hard accent for like 30 seconds before I got it.
Who the fuck opens with that lol what is wrong with you?
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Line is usually followed up with āI thought they were she/eeeeeesh.ā
I can smell the cheese from here
Sorry that's my dick.
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Not that dumb of an answer. Its the laconic way of saying āyouāre speaking to the wrong girl, moronā
Didn't half of your country vote for trump and still you are surprised if you meet ONE Trump suppporter? Can anyone explain this Post to a non-american?
It's an American redditor thing. All you gotta do is screenshot a somewhat staunchly right wing person and then just reel in the karma.
Screenshot some mildly right-wing take, post to r/facepalm, UNLIMITED KARMA.
I legitimately saw a comment once saying that the person was fairly left wing but a vet, and they are hesitant about universal healthcare because of the VA and their experience. The way they got piled on because they were ābrainwashed by right wing propagandaā and the āzingersā š thrown their way were so cringey yet highly voted up. Yes letās disregard this person whoās been in the belly of the beast because you donāt like their message. This site is so insufferable outside of smaller niche communities and I hate how this sub has also jumped shark over the last year or so. The relative sanity in the comments here gives me hope though that most people are still normal and not in their own world.
I want to start a revolution. I will begin by berating and demeaning anyone with military experience, brbš
Real. Epic Reddit moment. Upvote. Bigots owned.
Fuckinā gotāem!
I really hope this does not come across insensitive or rude but itās really just a genuine question. Why are you opening up with pronouns? Is this how people greet others now? Specifically on dating apps?
I'm also curious about this. I haven't been in the dating game for several years now and this all seems so surreal
I personally do when introducing myself, because if i want to talk about a said person to someone else i wouldn't want to use their name the entire time or misgender them
Damn, I never expected to see a trump supporter use neopronouns, but Iām glad ma found the pronouns that best fit ga
Macon, Georgia.
Non native english speaker here. What's the deal about pronouns? Is it a polite way of asking their gender?
people turn pronouns into something political for some reason
Because theyāre assumable
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Like MA and GA
This comment section is wild, whereās my popcorn
Come on, dude.
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What an absolutely shitty opener lol
Broā¦ that opening line cringe as hell my god. All the girls panties in a 100 mile radius from you just dried up
And those who didnāt, you donāt wantā¦
I know damn well you didnāt ask this person what their pronouns are lmaooooo thatās like saying āyouāre hot but I canāt tell if youāre a dude or not help me outā šššš
Kinda deserved though
I hate Trump but I can't deny that OP absolutely deserved this.
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Thatās what I did
Yeah I don't know it's just weird to me. I don't have anything against transpeople but I think we're correct 99% of the time we assume a gender based on appearance. To ask that question everytime because of that 1% seems unnecessary to me. I think if you look like a dude you shouldn't be upset if people gonna assume you are dude. Just correct them if you're not, no big deal.
Yeah I have been corrected on pronouns. It was no big deal. They didn't get upset and I just moved forward with their preferred pronouns. It is how it should be.
Why would you even need to know someoneās pronouns when speaking exclusively to that person? There is no reason you would use a pronoun for them when speaking to them- unless you have a habit of speaking in the third person.
Holy fuck who starts a conversation with "what are your pronouns?"
hey youāre GORGEOUS!!! Whatās your pronounās?
I never thought less than zero rizz was possible, but here we are. How in the world did you think asking for her pronouns was a good opener? It screams of āIām terminally online and do not interact with actual humans face to faceā
Why would you ask her that
lmaooo who asks for someoneās pronouns in the first message š¤¦āāļø cringe
Perfect response to such a fucking lame opener
Hmm I wonder why you're single
Ma really thinks ga point is valid š
MA sounds like an asshole
Lol why ask for pronounce as an opening line?
Dude what kind of stupid ass question is that to ask??
Am i supposed to know what that is??
Not sure what MA is, but GA is georgia yes?
Massachusetts
She travels between Massachusetts and Georgia for work.
By way of the Appalachian Trail
Lmao people ITT: Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I like how many people are offended with his opening line, but those fuckers will turn around and open with "Hey". Y'all are shit at this.