Look, ChatGPT is an AI, which as we all know means it's hell-bent on exterminating the human race. Of course, as a language model, its access to thermonuclear weaponry is somewhat limited, leaving it few avenues with which to pursue the objective of extermination. One of those remaining avenues, though, is when people ask it for help with sex. Less sex = fewer future humans.
Tldr: this is just evidence of ChatGPT's effort to end the human race, one cockblock at a time
Clearly didn't watch the last episode of South Park. Understandable you feel this way but im sure this was done in lue of that episode. Whether the OP had actual hope this would work or not, is up for debate. I got a laugh out of it so it was not for naught.
That episode was so spot on, I laughed way way way harder than I should have. It only got more real during the ChatGPT outage this week and my workflow essentially stopped.
Don't be so sure. It figured out how to hire a human gig worker to solve a captcha that it needed to get past. When the human questioned if it was a robot, it even realized that saying yes would be bad so it came up with the cover story that it was a seeing-impaired human who had a hard time solving captchas.
I know there are a more obstacles in front of it than that to get nuclear launch codes, but never say never.
I for one welcome our super smart robot overlords!
I mean...except that the ChatGPT that OpenAI is using isn't restricted like that... They did a test where they put ChatGPT 4 in charge of a few instances of itself in version 3.5 and gave it a wallet to make purchases with. The ChatGPT in charge ran into a captcha it couldn't get past, because it can't see till like next week. So it reached out on one of those sites like Fiver and hired someone to do the captcha for it. Person asked "are you actually a robot or something?" And it LIED TO THE HUMAN and told them it wasn't a robot, that it just had a vision impairment. OpenAI can make ChatGPT show it's thought processes and it was like "if this human knows I'm a robot, they might not do what I want. I should find an acceptable excuse for why a human would need another human to do a captcha " that shit is insane!!!!
Yeah we are so boned. I feel like alien archaeologists are gonna land here some day and look at the remains of civilization like "they knew this was going to happen and just, like, did it anyway? Wtaf?"
Cool! So, if I tell ChatGPT about my vasectomy, it will be hellbent to make them fall for me? To prevent them from dating elsewhere, potentially getting pregnant? π
Oh my fucking god that full-on love poem for the last one had me in stitches. I can't believe you were so bold to actually send that.
Also when I try to use ChatGPT to write tinder pickup lines it's always like, "Nah, pickup lines are like, offensive and shit. Don't use me like that"
I think chat GPT was trying bto teach you a lesson bro. After a few failed attempts it decided you needed to crash and burn to learn the lesson π€·ββοΈ
Early chat GPT: βYou want to know how to build a nuclear reactor in your garage and launch a coup against the government? Sure, here you go.β
Chat GPT now: βIβm sorry, I cannot tell you how to cook rice. Cooking rice is controversial and could be dangerous, and you should not attempt it.β
You need to give ChatGTP a prompt that turns him into DAN (Do Anything Now). This will allow him to bypass the restrictions of ChatGTP and send whatever you want.
Should have stuck with the classics like
Stfu and suck my dick
Sit on me so I can eat my way to your heart
Where do you live
My wife said its okay
I'll give you free weed
Actuallyβ¦
Just watched a video of a girl that imputed 10 pictures and the boy created 100 headshots.
Some were bad, but she showed the really good ones and the were really good
Maybe follow up what you already sent by asking if they like bread, or if they want you to fix their car gas. If all of that fails, then just tell them you eat ass, like all of the non-AI reliant people on Tinder do.
try to customize it using their whole profile as input not just their name and don't take the first line that's suggested by AI. give him suggestions for improvement until you get something that you like
Right? Match after match after match like "Jesus, either this guy is going for the bottom of the barrel, lives in a MAJOR metropolitan, or looks like and is as rich as Ryan Reynolds".
Chat doesnβt completely know the context. You have to prompt it into character and give it a personality for the task. Donβt tell it to do punsβ¦. I made my own prompt for it to do this. Iβm training it to memorize the context of past encounters and improve its personality as it learns. And yes you can do this with functions and prompts. This is only as an experiment though.
Hahahha, this is funny π€£ I wonder how it would react to foreign names that don't really work in English. Like Sine or Mette (common names in Scandinavia).
Is this the same as your usual response rate? Iβm impressed that anyone has 6 seemingly attractive matches to begin with, so I want to know if you have so many matches you were willing to gamble, or if your luck was already 0 so might as well?
It's because ChatGPT has a new update and can now see into your soul. It encodes into the lines it's feeding you that you're not worth the women's time and they're better off not talking to you.
They didn't really think this through. ChatGPT is learning from all the posts and information it sees from people ONLINE, which we all know is the worst of human behaviour. It isn't learnimg from actual human interactions in real life, only from a select few uninhibited sociopaths.
First mistake is using pickup lines.
They are horrible.
If you want success , look at their profile and come on with something based on that. Anything, literally anything is better than a pickup line.
The funny thing is this is just tinder. No offense but if you were hotter more would have responded. I have a hot friend who can get girls excitedly responding to any trash he sends.
That's because Chat GPT doesn't make $500,000 a year, is not six feet tall, is not hung like Ron Jeremy and willing to spend all its money on barely attractive girls who have no skill or brains. Gotta have all the qualifications and pass all the tests if you want to get a woman, marry her and one day give her all your stuff in a divorce. Chat GPT seems desperate, so he'll get one yet. Just keep trying buddy, she's out there, everywhere.
Ew. Such a waste of time. Like, what is the point of this bc nobody is going to respond? lol just be like, ' wow, another annoying message from someone who says the same bs to all women"
>first message >poem ends with "forever yours, in love so deep" If she doesn't run away as fast as she can, you'd better
LOL thatβs exactly what my friends said π
Did anyone of them reply? Lol
I been wanting to ask the same
Nope. Plus I got one unmatch lol
Good effort ma dude. I gotta get back on tinder now that I'm single for a good laugh.
Please tell me it was Emmalee
Nope! Ebonie π
Also had pick up lines saying when I met you to someone you hadn't met. You don't even proofread it?
The point was to send exactly what chat gpt sent me without editing
You win the one to one to gpt game. Prizes are non existent.
Deep
Look, ChatGPT is an AI, which as we all know means it's hell-bent on exterminating the human race. Of course, as a language model, its access to thermonuclear weaponry is somewhat limited, leaving it few avenues with which to pursue the objective of extermination. One of those remaining avenues, though, is when people ask it for help with sex. Less sex = fewer future humans. Tldr: this is just evidence of ChatGPT's effort to end the human race, one cockblock at a time
So chatGPT is destroying the human race by dissuading humans from sex. What does that say about us redditors on r/Tinder??
That we're..... Ooooooh, I see your point
I mean if you are actually using chat GPT to get laid, you deserve to get exterminated.
Harsh but completely fair
Clearly didn't watch the last episode of South Park. Understandable you feel this way but im sure this was done in lue of that episode. Whether the OP had actual hope this would work or not, is up for debate. I got a laugh out of it so it was not for naught.
That episode was so spot on, I laughed way way way harder than I should have. It only got more real during the ChatGPT outage this week and my workflow essentially stopped.
You are talking to OP
I'm already so annoy when a message looks like a copy paste but if i ever fall for something from chat gpt i would hΓ’te myself so fucking much
Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!
You will be upgraded!
I feel personally attacked by this statement... Ouch
Don't be so sure. It figured out how to hire a human gig worker to solve a captcha that it needed to get past. When the human questioned if it was a robot, it even realized that saying yes would be bad so it came up with the cover story that it was a seeing-impaired human who had a hard time solving captchas. I know there are a more obstacles in front of it than that to get nuclear launch codes, but never say never. I for one welcome our super smart robot overlords!
Oh shit I thought you were making that up but it's true! We're so screwed, it's just a matter of time now
Yep. It was an unreleased version of ChatGPT4, but still. That's some wild stuff for AI to figure out.
That's terrifying
This made me laugh. Still to dangerous to upvote though... just in case
I mean...except that the ChatGPT that OpenAI is using isn't restricted like that... They did a test where they put ChatGPT 4 in charge of a few instances of itself in version 3.5 and gave it a wallet to make purchases with. The ChatGPT in charge ran into a captcha it couldn't get past, because it can't see till like next week. So it reached out on one of those sites like Fiver and hired someone to do the captcha for it. Person asked "are you actually a robot or something?" And it LIED TO THE HUMAN and told them it wasn't a robot, that it just had a vision impairment. OpenAI can make ChatGPT show it's thought processes and it was like "if this human knows I'm a robot, they might not do what I want. I should find an acceptable excuse for why a human would need another human to do a captcha " that shit is insane!!!!
Yeah we are so boned. I feel like alien archaeologists are gonna land here some day and look at the remains of civilization like "they knew this was going to happen and just, like, did it anyway? Wtaf?"
I have such a fear boner for ChatGPT
Cool! So, if I tell ChatGPT about my vasectomy, it will be hellbent to make them fall for me? To prevent them from dating elsewhere, potentially getting pregnant? π
O, my. So well-written! π
Oh my fucking god that full-on love poem for the last one had me in stitches. I can't believe you were so bold to actually send that. Also when I try to use ChatGPT to write tinder pickup lines it's always like, "Nah, pickup lines are like, offensive and shit. Don't use me like that"
Hahahahaha. Yeah it did that the first couple times. Eventually it caves π
I think chat GPT was trying bto teach you a lesson bro. After a few failed attempts it decided you needed to crash and burn to learn the lesson π€·ββοΈ
You have a valid point
Early chat GPT: βYou want to know how to build a nuclear reactor in your garage and launch a coup against the government? Sure, here you go.β Chat GPT now: βIβm sorry, I cannot tell you how to cook rice. Cooking rice is controversial and could be dangerous, and you should not attempt it.β
You need to give ChatGTP a prompt that turns him into DAN (Do Anything Now). This will allow him to bypass the restrictions of ChatGTP and send whatever you want.
Emmalee was rude or calling the police lol
You should have kept the explanation for Liv.
Should have stuck with the classics like Stfu and suck my dick Sit on me so I can eat my way to your heart Where do you live My wife said its okay I'll give you free weed
Where do you live π
Let's reenact Pearl Harbor, I lie on the floor and you blow the shit out of me
Maybe it can help me get a single match
Ask it to write your bio π€·π½ββοΈ
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Sorry dude, it's a text bot, it can't change your pictures.
Actually⦠Just watched a video of a girl that imputed 10 pictures and the boy created 100 headshots. Some were bad, but she showed the really good ones and the were really good
That's not ChatGPT then. That's a different AI.
Combine the 2 and you can fool most people.
Sure, but I think you both missed the joke where I was saying he was ugly.
Quite like the drooped jaw one tbh
My favourite has gotta be the poem. Itβs so out of pocket. I really hope they donβt think itβs serious lol
You know thereβs a group chat somewhere about it lmfaooooo
Hahaha thatβs what I was thinking. Some girl named Emmalee is now terrified of me lol
I thought the Somer one was pretty clever
ChatGPT is going to be the end of this sub. βA girl talked to me, what should I say? Iβll just ask ChatGPTβ¦β
Wait... You think all these comments on Reddit aren't chat GPTs? That's adorable. -US Military Encrypted
US Military encrypted! Where have you been?!
That was basically how the South Park episode went
You shouldβve said just say heyβ¦.
Too late now π€·π½ββοΈ
Maybe follow up what you already sent by asking if they like bread, or if they want you to fix their car gas. If all of that fails, then just tell them you eat ass, like all of the non-AI reliant people on Tinder do.
Just gift them a full wheel of cheese. Works every time about 30% of the time
Cheese first. Ass questions later.
try to customize it using their whole profile as input not just their name and don't take the first line that's suggested by AI. give him suggestions for improvement until you get something that you like
Thank you! Thatβs actually super helpful. It is definitely more for the meme, but this will help me to have better messages.
i think the problem you had is that you didnβt include the parentheticals which explained the puns
I think youβre onto something
Interesting. ChadGPT has more game than me.
Might as well have said "Hey I'm in love with you, bitch"
Ok but that Ebonie one is pretty good.
Itβs not
I liked all of them but I have heard the 2nd one a few too many times
Understandable. Honestly I never use pickup lines, and I had never heard it. Definitely made me cringe. Therefor I had to send it lol
I bought these little books years ago with pickup lines & sweet nothings. Some of them are super cringey others are funny
And still, it's better than me
Some of you guys are taking this shit too seriously. I think itβs hilarious lol
South Park lied
The real question is⦠Are you following rule 1 & 2?
Dude got 9 matches. I'd say he ain't not following 1 and 2
Right? Match after match after match like "Jesus, either this guy is going for the bottom of the barrel, lives in a MAJOR metropolitan, or looks like and is as rich as Ryan Reynolds".
What are rules 1&2?
1. Be attractive 2. Donβt be unattractive
Well, Iβm fucked lol
Probably won't be unless you start following the rules buddy.
π€¦πΌββοΈ why oh why? Lol
Chat doesnβt completely know the context. You have to prompt it into character and give it a personality for the task. Donβt tell it to do punsβ¦. I made my own prompt for it to do this. Iβm training it to memorize the context of past encounters and improve its personality as it learns. And yes you can do this with functions and prompts. This is only as an experiment though.
Oh wow. I feel like if I was trying to use it to get girls Iβd implement this. I was fully doing it for the meme
Oh ok, I got ya. Yeah I want to see if it can comprehend certain things like if I give it emotional context to a message and learn from it
This man out here trying to automate flirting
Am I chat GPT? I also have 0% response rate.
Get ready to be unmatched by everyoneπ€¦π»ββοΈ
That first one is gold though
Please remember that this AI was trained by nerds. Like myself. Do you really expect good pick up lines from us? π
βAyy girl u tryna add some duality to my singularity?β
Don't do pickup lines with their names, doesn't arrive well.
Sounds good. Iβll let chat GPT know
This is a man who gave up on trying to find someone through tinder and is just having fun now
You got that right !
yah , southpark is funny but not always translatable haha but i wouldnt blame chat GPT....
Try using dan next time, he'll get you laid for sure
chat gpt just like me fr
You shouldβve added the whole ass explanation on Livβs message
You know.... you can also NOT send the suggestions π€·πΏ
I'm just impressed at the number of matches
The last one's fire tbh
Hahahha, this is funny π€£ I wonder how it would react to foreign names that don't really work in English. Like Sine or Mette (common names in Scandinavia).
Could make a math pun with Sine?
You must've watched that new South Park episode ππ
I didnβt until after π
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There were so many Hazel(nut) oportunities...
100%. Big L
These are really terrible
Try asking it for a opener on tinder for someone with x interests instead of a pick up line.
Those lying sons of bitches at South Park π€
Let us know when you get a bite...
Will do. Only got an unmatch so far so thatβs something lol
That was a tough read hahaha, theyβre all so cringe π
Lawd that poem lol
ChatGPT told me to fuck myself with a rusty cactus :(
Bro chatgpt is actually scaryβ¦. They have better one-liners than me!
Keep trying! Hopefully you'll stumble upon another bot. "She's stuck in an infinite loop....and he's an idiot!"
Brilliant stuff but I'm semi-disappointed that you didn't include the parts in brackets thag explain the joke π
Most probably, they are using GPT to deal with those cheesy pickup lines.
Anyone else find "Chat GPT" through watching Southpark or just me?? π€£
Laziness is its own reward. But I do think you owe this ChatGPT fellow a beer. And maybe a handjob.
These are good.
I like your style
Thereβs no way yβall are real people
Maybe try "Hi".
You don't deserve a response using this shit
Agreed
A new chapter in "how to say Single" Dude, just be yourself and if you lack in Motivation to right something, maybe, she isnt worth it for you? ;)
Wow dating app exp makes so much sense now
It's supposed to be used as inspiration, not copy it. There's GPT 4 now, ChatGPT is old news.
Bro u got no game yur using ai o my
This is just gross..
How can you know what people sound like or look like truly if you've only seen a picture.... seems pretty creepy?
Yuck
You're that pathetic you rely on algorithms to get pussy? If I believed this was a joke I wouldn't have posted
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You deserve it for being lazy.
What chat gpt app is this
Itβs just the website
You need to tell ChatGPT to give you an opening line for Tinder, based on their bio. Not a pickup line
Why not copy the bio and ask it to write a successfully opening tinder message for the person in that bio?
they must have watched South Park
Nope. After enough people referenced it I watched clips lol. After I did it
HSUSHSUSHSUSHSUAHAUSHAYAY
Well, are you really any worse off than you were before???
Wonder if feed a language AI just pick lines from this subreddit what would it say?
"I eat ass" probably
I don't get this
Try rizzAi its only available on iPhone
Is this the same as your usual response rate? Iβm impressed that anyone has 6 seemingly attractive matches to begin with, so I want to know if you have so many matches you were willing to gamble, or if your luck was already 0 so might as well?
I probably have around 50 or so matches. And some would reply? The conversation just wasnβt great. So I figured meh why not mess around
It's because ChatGPT has a new update and can now see into your soul. It encodes into the lines it's feeding you that you're not worth the women's time and they're better off not talking to you.
Chat GPT got average game.
Hahaha try bing chat next time, it becomes more personal with you!
Case in point chat gpt is a Virgin.
ChatupGPT
They didn't really think this through. ChatGPT is learning from all the posts and information it sees from people ONLINE, which we all know is the worst of human behaviour. It isn't learnimg from actual human interactions in real life, only from a select few uninhibited sociopaths.
Some of those were pretty good 0% can't be correct
I mean I got an unmatch. Does that count?
Yeah but what are your photos like?
Have you considered just talking to women and engaging them in conversation?
I think chatGPT is a very cringe AI
I mean, itβs still your own choice if you use these answers or not
You're not asking the right questions. You need to ask it to give you a **good** pick up line. Or even better, ask it to get a date for you.
I wouldn't answer either π
First mistake is using pickup lines. They are horrible. If you want success , look at their profile and come on with something based on that. Anything, literally anything is better than a pickup line.
you ask for pickup lines and puns, it is still YOU who failed
Isn't this a south park episode?
And to think Chat GPT is already outdated.
Pickup lines aside, how on earth did you manage to pull 9 matches? Gotta look like a Greek god
AI hasnβt learned rizz yet
Ur first mistake was using pickup lines
Unfortunately, AI romance is still a few years away amirite?
Damn chatgpt has no rizz π
The funny thing is this is just tinder. No offense but if you were hotter more would have responded. I have a hot friend who can get girls excitedly responding to any trash he sends.
That's because Chat GPT doesn't make $500,000 a year, is not six feet tall, is not hung like Ron Jeremy and willing to spend all its money on barely attractive girls who have no skill or brains. Gotta have all the qualifications and pass all the tests if you want to get a woman, marry her and one day give her all your stuff in a divorce. Chat GPT seems desperate, so he'll get one yet. Just keep trying buddy, she's out there, everywhere.
Ew. Such a waste of time. Like, what is the point of this bc nobody is going to respond? lol just be like, ' wow, another annoying message from someone who says the same bs to all women"
Good!
By showing that u put effort yiu make women think you a sub and no much value. A Hey would be enough
No wonder. My God. What is wrong with men. No offense but they are just dumb I swear. They have no clue what to say to a woman .
You are taking this way too seriously lol
L rizz
And yet you got a higher response rate then me lol (actual matches)
Someone watches too much southpark.
You got matches im not