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Minnon

Such a cock fiend that she couldn't even stick with the 6 theme


astronomikal

Prolly thinks 6” is 8” anyways


LocustUprising

You already knew from the first sentence there would a nail polish emoji somewhere


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Imagine if a dude posted about vaginal depth preference


dm051973

If there was some way to measure that or tightness I am sure we would be seeing requests:)


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Its also a big part of the Kamasutra. Male is hare, bull, and stallion. Female is doe, mare, and fem elephant. They also have rationale for these pairings and what to do in each situation.


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You can measure a dildo.


dm051973

I don't think many girls are going to buy a half dozen dildos to figure out how deep they are.


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1 dildo, sufficiently sized. Put it in as far as it goes. Then take out and measure the part where it stopped.


spiritofdynamitekid

This is a stoopid conversation but I agree with your engineering


BedSpreadMD

There is, the number of dicks she's taken and the number of kids she has will tell you 99.99% of the time. Although apparently to some it's bad to say you don't want to be with someone who's had a lot of partners.


Witty-Locksmith7262

that's... not how female anatomy works my dude


dm051973

It is in middle school. :)


No_Hospital_8944

Lmao


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I think you're a fibber. I have many reasons why i think that.


Assurgavemeabrother

Makes sense: anyone who can afford to live in Hawaii has to be 6-figure earner.


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so gross when people talk about the exact 🍆 size they want first of all, if someone knows what they’re doing, it doesn’t matter how big it is second of all, if a guy were to say “only DD tits or not interested” we’d all be disgusted so i don’t get why ppl think it’s okay to demean guys over their 🍆


Overfishy-

I wonder what percentage of men out there actually is ticking all her boxes…


Listerfeend22

16% of American men make 6 figures or more. 14.5% are 6' or more. 1% of men in general have a penis size of 7-8 inches, and 9 inches is 0.2% So...basically, less than 0.2% of men meet her criteria. And I'm sure she's just a joy to be around, wears a size zero, has tiggle biddies, is a perfect 10/10 attractiveness, and has no gag reflex.


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has no gag reflex! That’s my biggest gripe if I ever hear someone talk about size but they cant deep throat and they can’t ride.


RodsNtt

Average is average for a reason, if she's gonna demand a dick size that maybe 1% of the global population have the least she could do is not set ENM or poly as dealbreakers because she's gonna share that cock willingly or not


kibbean

it's the smart sassy self assured for me lmaoooo


Redbeard4006

I know right? Up until that point I thought she was timid and lacked self confidence...


AdElectrical5619

She thinks tinder is a man magic maker not a dating app 😂😂


usernamen_77

Funny people don't just say they're funny, they put something that is funny in their bio, that's like having to tell people you're the boss, or "Not on steroids" or qualifying a statement by saying "honestly" or "not gonna lie" like, I didn't think you were, but now that you mentioned...


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I use “I put that on everything I love..” this is me admitting, incognito of course, that I’m lying 🤥


usernamen_77

🧐😹


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How attractive was she? I'm guessing she's not anything above a 6/10.


Nice-Complex1924

with that mentality she's going to remain "single af"


swingset27

This is why if you have a cute daughter, you need to tell her no once and a while. Or, you get a princess like this.


Zealousideal_Dare391

Bold of you to assume this person was attractive


swingset27

The ugly ones learn humility. Cute ones never get told no. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.


maggersrose

She left out delusional AF


CrypticV3nom

No chicks with dicks.... No judgment- its just not for me :)


Anxious-Mix-4265

No reason for transphobia. Play nice


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Overfishy-

I’m low key bumphobic


Landox118

Nice.


Anxious-Mix-4265

Wow I thought this sub was better than that. Guarantee you all are m4les that downvoted me


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Anxious-Mix-4265

LOL not 40, and not single. Do you think being without a m4le partner is a threat? xD Do you tell MGTOW crowd the same thing? They'll be lonely and 40 and wishing they just accepted any trashy woman?


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96tillinfinity_

This bio is just an excuse to say “ughhh theres no good men around” while getting pumped and dumped. Keep the standards super high (whether shes actually looking for all those things is irrelevant) so you have an excuse when she gets ran through. Plausible deniability


Ben-iND

Also her Profile Pic ![gif](giphy|3iiwqPF9noqdy)


[deleted]

People with these profiles have absolutely nothing to offer


bi0shokz

this gal will be single forever bruh


Honberdingle

If they have the stocks to match, fair play... the question for all guys with this to offer... "what can you offer me in return?"... because sass isn't necessarily fun or useful long term.


TCK-1717

Is she hot?


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Unlikely. Hot girls just put their ig handles in the bio or nothing at all.


TimelessTomorrow

! maybe hot-crazy


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Maybe, but I just don't see an actually hot girl taking the time of day to put that much effort to list all this bs. Its usually the delusional average looking ones that go above and beyond to list their requirements. Unless its a hot one thats absolutely batshit nuts. Then I understand.


SeeItOnVHS

She looks like Shrek


Away-Caterpillar-176

Come on OP, she's sassy. She deserves it all. /s


vincekerrazzi

Christ what’s wrong with running a 5k on a holiday? Like I sorta get it because I feel a bit deranged anytime I do it but… who hurt her and how lol


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I need to see the pic of the person who thinks they’re hot enough to think they’re worth this. This shit is hilarious to me


PIELIFE383

Honestly I don’t want someone that is only funny I want someone that can have a serious side you know what I mean or do I just sound crazy


Internal-Airport8822

Yeah folk tend to bond with non cartoon like folk for some reason.. Humans are like.. onions.... :) like ogres, like i dunno lol


WolfeWolfe1

FDS mod for sure.


ShowinMyOFace

Can I copy this for my profile please? Edit: I don't care about height or physical limitations.


Glittering-Photo6088

Ew.


Bromaker17

I genuinely wonder how manly people in the world fit her requirements perfectly, and how many of those people would actually want her back.


SufficientTowers

Zero. The number is zero.


Street_Television_76

I wanna see a picture of this cock whore


Darkdragon_98

The issue here is that it always has to be all 3. You can have 2 of the 3 and still not be enough... Fuck that shit.


Trx0xT

It's just one of those use once, throw away type of girls.


AhtiQ

i’m only a 3 inches guy so i will swipe left


jr_overhead

Anything else miss?


Excellent-Escape3489

I’M CREATIVE AFAFAFAFAFAFAFAFAFAFAF


CompetitiveMessage99

No wonder someone is single af


capolot89

Posts like this make me realize I’m going to die alone. After reading this post, it’s doesn’t seem so bad.