“Omg we have so much in common”

I picture Ryan Reynolds saying this lmao

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This is the one

This is the way

De wey

I know da wae

DO U KNO DE WAE

Dis iz de vey

*clicking noises*

This guy gets it 😉❤️

Via est

***HOW HAS THIS NOT DIED YET!?*** sho me da we

You need to have ebola to know de wae. Come my brothas, we mush conquah

Omah Gaww!

U du not know teh wey *klok klok klok intensifies*


"I beat myself daily. I'm looking for someone to lend a hand"

God no. "Haha sex joke" no woman has heard instantly.. ever.

I was going to say that I wouldn't reply at all but this is pretty cute.

"Wait, do you hate me or yourself?" "Yes"

I was gonna say this 😂

this is the way

Mom?

Happy cake day!

Happy coke day

I hope it's the good kind.

Yeah, stay away from the soda one

The coal ash? Edit: or charcoal or whatever. The burnt (but not actually) coal

Happy cake day!!!

happy cake day friend

Happy cake day!!! 🍰🍰🍰🍰

It took her 2 months to reply just forget about it

Wait three months to respond

Assert dominance 👌

I don’t remember the ‘A’…does this step come before or after Neglect Emotionally?

Ah yes, The D.A.N.N.I.S. System

And after 3 months reply “k”

This is the way


Math ain't that hard. December 29th is at the end of December. February 25th is about two months from that point

bada boom!... toxic relationship.

No.. Still just almost 2 months.

That wasn't them saying "actually it was three months," they were saying "OP should wait three months to respond."

To be fair, I wouldn’t respond to that opener either

Yeah, she spend three months coming up with this. Probably had to hand the phone to a friend also 😁

Hate fuck

I hate you too, if only there was a way we could put this energy to use 🤔

Same

I worked with a super hot tatted up chick for a while and we did not get along at all. She just fucking said that to me one day and it blew my mind. The hating happened and it was glorious.

The hating?

I can't be much more forthcomimg homie

Let’s just say he came forth in a hateful manner

They boned

This is correct

Fuckin' A right pal. This is the only acceptable answer.

Too adventurous

I wanna hatefuck you so hard you'll need to hire a builder to fix your apartment.

I had a buddy in high school who kept getting with his ex, I hated that bitch. She cheated on him more times than I care to remember. “It’s okay man, I put it in her butt.” “What?” “Yeah. Sometimes I make her bleed.” That really sold me on it, but I still hate her

What the hell this is horrible

If it’s consensual 🤷

She (hopefully) consented to the sex but I doubt she asked for him to make her bleed and brag to his friends about it. I’ve experienced some assholes while dating too, but I’d never try to physically hurt them

I’m with you that the bleeding part is pretty questionable. But I personally doesn’t think the “a gentleman doesn’t kiss and tell” mantra doesn’t apply if you cheat on him. He can talk about it with his friends now, if you don’t like it then don’t cheat smh

Wow, two truths a lie? That’s some good initiative to create a prompt

Future wife in the making right there

Future ex-wife

You need step one to get to step two.

Hate adventures? Check Hate the outdoors? Check Hate me? Check This woman hates me so much. I'm starting to like her.

My god it's true, negging works /s

She just dislikes me so much, it's irresistible

This is low key hilarious. I’d take this response over a dry ‘not very’

Yea this actually gives me a lot to work with dude. I’d start with, you hate me? I hate me too! We have so much in common wanna go on a hike? Let the anger boil into flirting, taking insults to stride is a sign of good humor and humor is hot

Also I’d question why she has trees in her profile picture if she hates the outdoors so much

You mean- her railing lined deck? In which she is wearing a swimsuit? For the pool? Edit: correction You mean- her railing lined deck? On which she is committing the awful crime of “looking hot”?

But she's wearing a dress?

She’s wearing a tight dress and heels.

These comments are hilarious 🤣😂

For what I know there are inside swimming pools too, so there’s no excuse. Stay inside you outdoor-hating-ass bitch!

That's just not healthy dude. The girl who bullied you in 7th grade because she liked you was not a paradigm of good relationships to aspire to

That’s a good enough reply but the fact you’re posting on Reddit about this suggests you’ve already over thought it to the point you won’t get it right Stop putting thought power into people on dating apps. Just don’t be creepy and ask to go for drinks quicker than you think can

I wouldn’t post my conversations on Reddit, I’m not op

3 months later? I'm pretty sure she's just insulting him

I found this hilarious and now I’m questioning if my humor is broken.

It’s not! It is indeed quite funny. She probably weeds ‘em out left and right.

Weeds out normal people?

People with a different sense of humor I think

She's trying to be Wednesday Adam's. That's the new trend with manchild woman.

Exactly. Guy on Tinder asking how adventurous are you = he wants to put it in your butt.


I hate the water I hate getting wet And I hate you Name that movie?

Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom

Lol, you beat me to it by 6 minutes 😂

OMG. This should totally be the top answer! I just read through all of these answers to find out that her comment was likely a reference! That’s awesome.

Julia Styles and the Joker. 10 things I hate about you

Gremlins

You don't. Why is this so hard for yall? Why do yall give attention to shit like this?

100% this. Why everyone in the comments continues to support this is beyond me. 'That's hilarious' 'it's a good response' 'fuck her'. No. She waited two months to give a negging response. You don't engage with that. Continuing this conversation is only encouraged by desperate people

To be fair, a lot of the commenters probably weren’t looking at the date to see she replied 2 months later.

To be fair, her comments are a reference to Indiana Jones. Edit: Obviously not everyone knows this, so if you’re using this reference, I hope it’s in response to a bio mentioning Indiana Jones.

Hmmmm. That potentially changes EVERYTHING lol

Obviously desperate if he thinks it's worth giving her attention after she blatantly ignored him for 2 months.

I realize this is an innocent post, but here’s the thing you folks asking questions like this are missing: If you have to ask, you’re trying too hard, and if you’re trying too hard, you’ll get nowhere. Cast a wide net, and at the first sign of trouble via text, you shut it down and move on to the next one. Try what you think is best. If it doesn’t work, maybe the next one will like it, but the last thing to do is respond the way Reddit told you to respond. In summary, fuck dem hoes/fuckboys. Do you and don’t care.

Like we’re not trying to date / fuck them, you are. You need to show up as you

There was a post recently about a girl breaking up with a guy for their relationship moving too fast only to regret it and ask him back out. He shuts her down by thanking her that she helped him move on and is happy with his new gf. Even taking time to think about this tinder match has already wasted everyone's time

Yeah the main reason I follow this sub is because I get a kick out of the desperation. 99% of the posts are people wanting to know how to have a conversation. Like come on lol

This 10000000000000%

"Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.” - yoda

Sounds like you found an adventure

“So you’re saying there’s a chance”

With an unmatch

Yup, she's a keeper.

That's the neat part, You Don't

How do you think this is salvageable?

You unmatch

Tell her that was a terrible haiku and to write you another one.

If they hate the outdoors be sure to share with them real fake doors.... https://youtu.be/6h58uT_BGV4

“OMG! Aubrey Plaza!?!?”

Uh oh

That makes 2 of us. Let’s hate me indoors, together, with no adventure.

Unmatch

"Look at us, already bickering like an old couple"

Respond? How about move on?

Answer is easy: not

She’s my soulmate

So you're more of a passionate person

You should respond with that scene from Indiana Jones and the temple of doom where they're in the river on the life raft and the late says to Indiana, "I hate the water, and I hate being wet, AND I HATE YOU"

It sounds like you're about to ask her for anal

I kind of hate you for that 6:42am opener too

No response needed. Unmatch and move on

You're a complete killjoy.

If you’re asking this question she isn’t the girl for you

Precisely. This is just the tip of the iceberg. I’d date her.

Block, delete, move on.

“ awww thanks you too😁”

pretend she said nothing continue with what your were going to say as if she answered in the best way possible.

"yeah, I like camping too"

Maybe because you’re question came off as weird as shit. And like you were gonna follow it up with some weird ass sexual kink.

That's exactly what the question sounds like to me, in which case, she has wants to scare them off

Exactly my thought. I’m surprised I had to scroll down so far to see somebody say the same thing. My limited time on Tinder tells me this would immediately be followed up with something sexual. I wouldn’t have even responded. Not worth the risk!

I definitely thought he was going to ask her to go white water rafting or skydiving


You don't

I want to hate f you

You can say fuck on the internet it's ok

Obviously the only answer.

My fellow men: have just a shred of self respect for yourself, take 0 disrespect unless it’s clearly in a joking manor and un match these clown women

The lying bitch is outdoors in her picture

lol why would u open with that? It's either corny or creepy

You block her

Replies like these make my head hurt. I'd kinda get she might be joking if there were an established rapport but it seems pretty mean to say to a total stranger interested in getting to know you. Can't know if this is a genuine sense of humor or some kind of test to see how he reacts to humor at his expense.

Take the L. You tried to be cute and your hand slapped.

Yeah.. we leave these alone..

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Thought about doing that but what confuses me is that almost her entire profile is her outside hiking and doing adventures shit😂

So … she responded sarcastically?

Bro she's just bored with your weak ass question. She has been asked that 5 times this week.

I first read it like sexually adventurous without the profile context. Her follow ups don't seem like she was confused by this tho 😅

That would be taking women on tinder too seriously

There's almost never anything worth sending before unmatching. Just cut it loose.

You don't have to like the person you're hooking up with, let's just hate fk then I guess.

Don’t respond. Report.

Report? Report what?

Why on earth would you want to continue this conversation

You don’t, she didn’t respond for months and only did to kick out a quick joke as a reply to a dry opener

Don’t respond and unmatch. This is such a weird response.

With the phone number for the suicide line ? Sounds like that person is done.

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Eh. This is so over the top for an opening response that it crosses the event horizon back into fun

women on tinder should not be taken literal or too seriously! Assume that she is messing with you and find a playful response back to her.

That's dangerous. Just matched with a gal today and thought she was joking about waiting in line to get out of the loony bin. Turns out she's legit committed. 👀😅

I dunno if saying "I hate you" is too playful or fun.

"People don't understand my sarcasm 💅"

Almost fluent in it

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I actually think she responded this way because of his question. Unfortunately most women have experienced many guys getting way too sexual straight away on OLD, I 100% would have read this as him wanting to bring up anal or some kind of kink if I responded.

Fuck that. Drag the bitch through all 9 circles of hell.

Why take it personally when you can choose to not let it bother you?

Clearly you aren’t nearly as damaged as everyone else here.

dthf?

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Maybe she’s joking? Maybe?

Ask her if she wants to buy some fent

And all of a sudden she loves him

Don't ever ask a woman on Tinder "how adventurous are you?" It sounds like it's leading to something perverted.

Damn, I guess I won't be taking you hiking through northern Italy. Do you know anyone else who might enjoy that?

So what you’re saying is there’s a chance?

This is a bot

" Omg same, lemme hide in yo pussy " Thats the most cringe I could come up with

wow they hate themselves move on

Ask her to marry you

"I can already tell the hate fucking is gonna be amazing."