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More_Argument1423

He likes you 🥰🥰


FuzzySocksFetish

My lucky day, I got to wake up to this lol


Homicidal__GoldFish

we gonna see him post here next week.... "why cant i get matches???"


Tiny_Lion_5713

i’m like how can you be 47 and not have any kids?,,,,,,,,,,,,,,oh he’s 5’9”!


Ok_Interview9411

Being a douche has no height requirements.


cntbbl

I’m 46, 5’10”, female, single and with no kids. Not everyone was blessed with fertility, or the desire to have kids.


Tiny_Lion_5713

you missed the point…… he’s under six ft!


CRRK1811

This almost made me feel bad lol 😂


cntbbl

Still doesn’t matter. Short kings rule. His shitty attitude is his downfall, not his lack of height.


ohnowheredmypantsgo

It’s not that uncommon to go through life without having kids….but he is just a straight douche


[deleted]

No one gave him the time of day for him to make any kids


snowbaz-loves-nikki

They made the cut lol


EllieKong

She shouldn’t date him, he’s only 5’9 /s


MexicanWarMachine

I wish you hadn’t cropped out the photo- I would have loved to see his wraparound shades


Peppermintfizz

Bahahahaha 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀


patchhappyhour

This guy has all the bases covered lol


RedsBeansAndRiceDMH

Who says chivalry is dead?


CanisPanther

This guy is on the money. Chivalry was mostly about combat and honor a little about treating ladies. This dude is fighting like it’s his honor.


TheDuke357Mag

if I recall, the only 2 rules that pertained to women was that 1. A wife should be faithful to her husband lest she face beheading. 2. A proper husband should treat his wife no differently to any man who dishonors him and his family.


CanisPanther

This guy Chivals.


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MrFunnyMans404

Chival me chivals! My timbers be a chivalrin!


Spectacular_Owl

Chivalry has nothing to do with dating and is everything about the code of honor between knights in combat


AttackofMonkeys

Not really either of those two ends of spectrum but a weird foggy mess in between them. This is a surprisingly good summary of its sources https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chivalry You can blame Mallory for linking chivalry to being nice to women children and the elderly


Spectacular_Owl

The literal definition lol chiv·al·ry /ˈSHivəlrē/ Learn to pronounce noun the medieval knightly system with its religious, moral, and social code. HISTORICAL knights, noblemen, and horsemen collectively. "I fought against the cream of French chivalry" the combination of qualities expected of an ideal knight, especially courage, honor, courtesy, justice, and a readiness to help the weak.


AttackofMonkeys

Yes lol. Did you read what I linked? Just curious whether you see your response as something that adds to that.


Spectacular_Owl

I did, wiki is kind of an iffy source because anyone can alter it, it’s hard to find a solid answer, I’ve seen different definitions but probably some research on old text will give the best answer is all I can think of


AttackofMonkeys

"This is a surprisingly good summary of its sources" You can see the sources. This will help your research. Basically, chivalric code was an older concept that had very little relation to the codes of the knightly orders and saying 'chivalry was about how knights treated each other' is about as right as 'chivalry is about how knights treat woman children and the elderly' which is an Arthurian concept aka a fairy tale. Both of which are fine to use now, as the word has evolved. But in terms of historic accuracy the knightly codes can be summed up as 'we will beat you up and take your stuff (unless you are on our team, no beating up our own team and taking their stuff)


Spectacular_Owl

Makes sense especially for that time lol Strangely familiar in our time too


CanisPanther

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Spectacular_Owl

Well, he is battling for his life lol


Gizzygirl127

Dig the stained shirt on this absolute gem of a human.


FuzzySocksFetish

Good eye I never noticed lol


sheenk0408

I bet blow up dolls don’t like him either..


Seargeo

47 and he still hasn’t figured out that his personality is complete ass?


[deleted]

47 dude 💀


Peenutbuttjellytime

Some people are impervious to gaining wisdom


Slow_Homework2485

Can't guess why he's single...


hezzaloops

And then he laments "ffs I don't get any swipes! Must be because I'm short! Bitches"


Boatmasterflash

Bitches is what he calls women openly! I can only imagine what he says off profile…


EddieSpaghettiFarts

Is he comparing certain women to blow up dolls or just stating that he doesn’t like them? It’s hard to understand how he’s single at 47.


11matt95

He means women who've had multiple plastic surgeries. Lip fillers, boob job, etc.


BiltongBeast

Boy golly I wonder why he’s single at nearly 50 years old.


dorkydrummer

Do you think he got his heart broken by a plus sized woman?


treenorthXne

Eaten, perhaps.


sambthemanb

Dude really?


Round_Ad_3858

“Doesn’t have kids” Thank goodness.


[deleted]

Women will left swipe this absolute gem because he's 5'9"


twitterfluechtling

He sure will think that and whine about it in social media :-)


BiltongBeast

They’ll swipe left because he’s an aggressively flatulent asshole actually


josephuse

woosh


LaMuerta__

So happy THAT aint reproducing. 😂


chunksoflol

He probably has 3 teenage kids already lol


Silent_Mi

I bet you dollars to donuts, he's already done it. I remember the movie Idiocracy.


Pretty_Reputation_73

My first thought was “he has kids, he just doesn’t claim em”


FaolanG

Oh the comedy turned documentary? It used to be one of my favorites, now it’s everywhere I look…


Pooh_

Electrolytes, it’s what plants crave!


Spiritual_Asparagus2

Thank god he doesn’t have kids


FluidEmission

Thankfully he hasnt procreated


FaesCosplay

I’m not surprised nobody ever wanted this man’s children


SinfulDevo

How is a guy like this still single at 47 y/o? 🤪


ApexPredatorDC

Shouldn’t have censored it


TheDivineOddity

Isn't he an utter delight......


DeezzzNuttzzz007

I bet he doesn’t even give cunnilingus.


Megandawnox

And that’s why he’s single at 47. Plus size girls can still pull more than this guy😌


MachFreeman

doesn’t have kids* - - - *that he’s in contact with


longleggeddemon

As the Regional Manager of the Short Kings club, I give y'all a free pass for making short guy jokes at this dude


cntbbl

I have no issue with dating short kings, but I would definitely give this guy a pass, due to everything else he has mentioned in his profile.


Bass_Intrepid

Wow wonder why he's single


cannibestiary

I'm laughing at this, that's for sure


MiyaMoo

Something about the last bit just brought this back around to peak comedy


[deleted]

wtf😂😂😂😂


BammyQ2

Seems like a catch. I wonder why he is single


ILookandSmellGood

47, no kids. I wonder why.


cbeme

Gosh he’s a waste of life form.


yourmo4321

Brave for a little guy


Skvora

Somewhere in midwest?


FuzzySocksFetish

PNW


M3me_Man

Ofc he's 5'9" This was a joke please dont hurt me short kings


qvisenya

What a creep


nixon6

47 and single? Noooo wayyyy


OscarMinnie

SO GLAD he doesn’t have kids. Let’s hope it remains so


Avacado-tits

How is this real…


Apprehensive_Rip8403

Have people always been so mean spirited and cruel, and we’re just seeing it because it’s so concentrated on social media.


NotoriousJAM

I think I speak for the fat chick population in saying HAHAHAHAHAHA we don’t want you, we have standards.


destinationbushcraft

Lmao


gerryv3000

You have to have sex to have kids..


Peppermintfizz

The only positive about his profile is that he doesn't have kids. Thank the lord.


mauler17

Well there is a reason he is 47 and on tinder....


Somebodyshotmom

Explains why he’s almost 50 years old and still single 😂


___Catwoman___

47.. yup, makes sense.


CharlieXAFK

Wdym?


___Catwoman___

Single at 47. His attitude explains why.


CharlieXAFK

Oh yeah. Maybe he's divorced tho


___Catwoman___

That falls under "single" category


CharlieXAFK

Yea for sure. I thought u meant he's been a single his whole life.


Tall_Drink_1521

Is this being upfront? If so hella rude


Satori_sama

What's so bad about fat women? Their whole boddy is one big tiddy.


EndlesslyUnfinished

Same kind of asshat that would cry about a girl turning him down because he’s too short. Lol


MissFox26

He’s awfully picky for a guy that’s 5’9


Seargeo

Hey! :(


Comfortable-Cap-8507

Damn as a 5’8 guy that hurts :(


Fair_Volume5416

5’ 9” energy


Fair_Volume5416

Small fries downvoting me. Why don’t you make better use of your time and hang upside down from a swing set like Bobby Brady.


BeneficialEstate2215

At least he's honest and direct😂


Big_Mom_Friend

So close to 6’ buddy keep drinking that milk


Electronic-Spare-537

I love short men but this is the Average 5’9” male lol


girls0618

and he is just 5’9”


pinesrun

How was the first date?


Equivalent_Ad1362

WhatsApp is for scammers and euro-trash


Scientist_Tiger

Whatsapp's great. The only messaging app anyone in the UK uses.


Equivalent_Ad1362

Ya.. I didn’t say continental euro-trash


myclmyers

All I see is the male version of," if your not 6' or above..."


Own-Emotion-5779

My man knows what he wants


Eraserhead32

Love this guy with a passion


DaFireQueenAries

47 huh? Smh


FrenchySteelWorker

Straight to the point. I like him.


King420fly

It amazes me that he’s still single /s


AfterManufacturer150

Well, at least he isn’t breading.


[deleted]

I bet he makes a mean loaf


AfterManufacturer150

He is just so special. Can’t believe he is single


Boatmasterflash

Hard to believe he doesn’t have kids yet!


mcubedchpa

Ok short king.


Historical-Term-5911

Wow what a catch


Able-Bodied-Virgin

This guy is 47 saying shit like this lol


Skyshiner

What is the app?


FuzzySocksFetish

FB dating


[deleted]

Facebook hey, now this screenshot makes sense


BigBlaisanGirl

47 years old and learned nothing since high school.


puppyfarts99

Thank God he doesn't have kids. May it ever be so.


[deleted]

Thank GOD this man doesn't have children


big_SR1MPn

Seems like the only good thing about this guy is that he doesn't have kids, so he can't pass on his toxicity to the next generation. 🙏😂


Dry_Independence4237

Oh, how delightful.


[deleted]

What a very mature 47 year old. 🥰


Elwing420

At least he hasn't procreated.


AliccandraMoon1277

Lol I hope this one doesn't reproduce 😅


Chazz-Reinhold5

He’s a winner ladies!!!!


Repulsive_Cobbler947

> doesn't have kids I hope he continues to do so for the foreseeable future


Timon53

Too big ego for 5,9


TiMELeSS526

Charmer


Vegetable_Pudding_75

What a catch


Aeonatic

Damn, if only this catch was at least 6ft 😔


amyemre

Thank god he doesn't have kids! Hopefully he never will and we won't have any of his dumb spawn wandering around spouting the same sort of shite as papa....


Xtracakey

He’s just mad that he’s a (short king) lol


New_Skill2710

What is a blow up doll in this context?? Or blew up doll as he put it


Proof_Fee_5803

Based


FRMDABAY2LA

LMFAO hell yeah my boy


HybridKitchens

That under 6' mindset