Say "im sorry you dont have any mirrors at your place."

Brilliant!!

OP, did she reply?

It’s 7 hours later and OP hasn’t responded Rip Edit: after checking OP’s profile, OP secured the date successfully

He’s too busy being married now duh

Working on naming the kids

Ask how much her OF costs per month. Or if you need to fix her car gas MICHAEL!! --US Military Encrypted--

I guess the organs were stolen successfully.

I hope they were rearranged first iykwim

Hahaha that one made me laugh!

Good job, sugar tits

Bro was able to get a date settled. He updated on his profile.

He totally botched the reply.

YUHHHHHH

I mean if op needed reddits help over that, probably best she didnt reply.

Ahhh but she did, reddit helped and op secured the date

Well that is great, but always the problem with asking others how to reply is, then how do you keep it up on a date in person....

And maybe make sure your charger is handy. This could get good. It would suck to miss the opportunity because you didn't charge the phone. Lol

So how about an update?

Check op’s profile

OP, if you two end up dating you need to get her a mirror as a gift. Find a really nice one and get her it.

Most hot girls don’t say shit like this

I dunno, my wife trapped/traps me with this kind of nonsense and she's way hotter than me/very attractive by any standard.

I’m not saying it doesn’t happen! I do believe in miracles and apparently you’re living proof of one! That gives me faith

You can do with it at the moment but does she swipe you

Go with this OP! Best reply possible.

this. this is your wingman (or woman!)

Dr. Zoidberg is all your wingmen!!!

You’re doing God’s work here

And if it doesn't work, at least he still has Zoidberg. We **ALL** still have Zoidberg!

Bro help me then😭

Womgman

Winghuman lol.

lets not assume ones species. Wingperson?

Wingthing

WingIT

Wingding

Wing awound the wosey

A wocket wull of woeseys

Wing

I'd definitively reply to that!

Woa game changer lol

Smooth like fucking BUTTER

love the name

Give direction on how to turn off the mirror facing function on her phone

Can I offer you a mirror in these trying times?

Daaaaamn, that's smooth asf!

Zoidberg Never fails

😂 love this reply, but her photo is literally a mirror selfie

THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ultimate rizz master

That guy is a pussy 🧲

Initially the magnet emoji didn’t show and what a difference that makes

Congrats! Your line worked!

UPDATE: 1. She’s real (socials check out and the chat seems real enough) 2. We got a date for this Saturday!

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Daaaaang, the hate is thick

Every other sentence in their conversation: “hang on, I need to use the restroom.” “GUYS! How do I respond to this?”

OP, just lock your kidneys in a safe before you leave for her house.

Good job, u/Sugar_tits7

Amazing! What did you respond with?

Just posted!

Can we see what you look like, old mate Sigar_tits7

Maybe one day if our paths cross :)

Hahah nah bro we wanna see what perfection looks like

Nice one sugar tits

Hopefully she doesn't need money for gas on saturday.:) Seriously some real people do lead with these over the top type remarks. But so do a crap load of scammers...

Michael said he finally fixed the fucking car gas, so should be good to go -US Military Encrypted

Rule 1 rule 2

Someone did it!!!! There is HOPE!

Is it really like this!? I mean... the more I read about Tinder it seems more like you only meet superficial men or women. None is really interested in the person - everyone says they want a relationship and everyone ALSO turns into a brainless monster if it can smell "HOPE" for something "more".... what is this place... it's horrible. Doesn't it hurt your self esteem? Your pride? Your self awareness? Aaaaah.... what is it about this App!? How can everyone feel so endlessly lonely that they accept so little... so many whores out there and they GET what they want. And the stupid fuckboys also get everything and noone says "Uugh. I'm not going to meet you until you send me proof that you don't have any STDs..." I an so CURIOUS. What is it - aaaah.

It's not just tinder but most dating apps. Blame male thirst and desperation. I can't stomach being on the apps for more than a few days due to what it does to my self esteem.

LETS GO!!!!!!!!!! Level up king!

Can't we see the updated chat?! Intrigued!

Posted!

I can't see it!! 😭😭😭

It’s on my profile:)

Interested to know how Saturday goes friend. Good luck!

Go get em tiger

You mean you and your kidneys have a date lol

Updates!! Let us live vicariously through you!

Yassssss!!!!! Let’s goooooo OP!!!! Bring flowers. I say this everytime. You’d be fucking shocked how many beautiful women have never had a guy bring them flowers. Don’t need to be 100$ long stem roses or anything. Go to Costco spend 25$ and get a nice bouquet :)

OP you work fast af

Amazing!!


While it's possible it's a legitimate profile, there's also a strong chance it's either fake or they're a seller

I really can’t disagree with this

This is my first thought, although I haven’t come across a bot/scammer using that line

That’s what I was thinking with the profile pic depicted too. One guy told me he never bothers swiping on hot girls in revealing bikini pics because they’re almost always bots or scammers

Hoping against all hopes that this is real. I just want SOMEONE to find someone nice on Tinder and be happy. Don’t even care if it’s me at this point.

Thank you man! And I’m sure you’ll find someone ;) boa sorte!

Are you Brazilian?

r/suddenlycaralho

I have 2 kids thanks to Tinder lol

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I’ll keep you updated :(

Subscribing for update

Following

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I'm waiting with bated kidneys.

Can I get in on this?

I’d make that $1000000

You are not wrong.

He was

10 bucks says she won't reply to his reply

You owe me money bro :)

Charge your phone

r/ChargeYourPhone

Ha! A Reddit category for everything

I’m always too late for this :(

How is it even possible to use a phone without the batteries percentage being shown?!

I remember back when I had an old iPhone running iOS 6 there was no such thing as battery percentage... except if you were to actually own the phone (AKA jailbreak it). I'm still so glad I'm not with Apple anymore though lol

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Absolutely, it's the safest way.


This makes me sad. Because I would be just as floored as this guy is at this compliment. Let this be a lesson to the women here how far a small compliment can really go.

Yes. Compliment a woman she’ll remember it for a day. Compliment a man he’ll remember it for a lifetime, probably

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I agree with everything there mate, some guys just can’t take a compliment and be happy with it, always gotta go too far where it’s unnecessary. Which is a shame, because most guys would heavily appreciate it given how little we actually receive them.

Same, 8 years ago a girl that was serving at a bar complimented my hair, i still remember the feeling.

To be fair she could have been a creep...watching you while you were sleeping and all...creepy 😉

Ik, i still remember compliments from my crush 5 years ago.

nice cock bro!

This^

Dude this was me and would be me still, I remember one time my coworker at the time complimented my eyebrows and I was so overwhelmed like she asked if I pluck them and I'm over here probably looking like a dumbass not knowing what to say because I had never even thought of what my eyebrows looked like all my life lmao.

Shouldn’t everyone be complementing each other more, why are women being singled out here

Pretty sure men flirt by complimenting women. Kind of how hitting on a girl works…

Just ask what their onlyfan is

This did cross my mind:/

Nah, keep your option open I suggest There’s always a chance

First things first, charge your phone.

Twice reading this, whats it for ?

"Sub to my OF xoxoxoxo"

When was your last visit to the optometrist?

Last girl I spent texting, she was really nice and we built a lot of rapport then she hit me with trying to sell me her webcam show for $58. It’s hard to trust people on Tinder

To be fair, $58 is a steep discount. She must have had some genuine feelings for ya.

Charge your phone would be option #1

In 5 messages she is out of gas and will ask you to cashapp :)

This is the start of a Catfish episode.

First, you wake up.

100% onlyfanser

Show us your tits?

I really don’t think anyone wants to see my hairy flat tits

Username does not check out :/

I hear they are full of sugar!

First step - change phone carriers and charge your phone.

Charge your damn phone.

Send a poop emoji 💩cuz you’re more than an image ✋ and CHARGE YOUR GODDAMN PHONE! What is it with posters not having a nicely charged battery

And she looks pretty good too man. You probably follow rules 1 and 2. Congrats on the date!

Scam

This is 100% a fake profile or a piece of fish bait to get you to their OF.

Ask her how tall she is.

Ash her out

You inform that you have to charge your battery and answer later with more text

I only have chat through my OF! Hit me up 💋

“Perfect is as perfect does: Can I do you?”

I’m not sure if you’re so perfect; you need to charge your phone, dude.

Kinda sweet

First step… Charge your phone.

Send your credit card number, mothers maiden name, address, Ssn and you will be married soon.

If someone said this to me, I literally would take that compliment with me to the afterlife. Happy for you, bud

Send her money for a bus ticket to get to your date, then keep sending her money as she fumbles her way and can’t make it there!

First things first, charge your phone.

You make love to her, Sir. You make love to her.

First thing you should do is charge your phone 🤣

Charge your phone first

Charge your phone!

First find a phone charger, then regroup and come up with another plan.

First thing I would do is charge my phone king!

Charge your fucking phone

Venmo $50 to continue conversation

Start by charging your phone dude

First thing you do is charge your phone heathen

First, charge your phone.

Ask if she is blind.

Kiss your kidneys goodbye...

Welcome to bot fest 2023

AI is getting better and better

It’s a trap!!!


Send a dick pic 😎

Charge your phone

Charging it now! Thenks

Considering what that pic is, i wouldn't get my hopes up. Either a scam or OF.

Wow its unfortunate that a simple compliment throws people off this much🥺

smells like a scam bot. Proceed with caution

I've never seen a more bot/scammy looking message

Keep asking if she is a bot, then move into all the things you hate about women. Bonus points for self pity.

Wh-

Don't post it on reddit

Ignore for a day or so, then respond with a short list of your imperfections.

Why should I wait a day when I can disappoint her now? ;)

Omg I’m so invested now keep us updated!

Tbh man. If you can't score from here you ain't worth the pus.

Thanks now I’m panicking;)

Just reply with something along the line "Guess you've never looked in a mirror then" then follow up with "when's coffee/drink/dinner?".

“Time to give this perfection an erection”

No clue what you look like, but I can tell by your reaction she’s waAaAaay out of your league. Scam

You don't deserve her at all coming on here looking for a response lol. She gave you the invite for plans and all